, MONDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 1921
Survivor Of
Famous "600"
Buried In U.S.
. ... p Nov. 21. "One Pf
hundred.
''l.Bthebr.efbutlBformative
,.... appearing on tne
r"r . in the Beaver
I metery, marking the last
-T of one of the 108 sur-
- iha Krinsu v "
tirors
Tennyson.
.1. fnmnnn bV
i. ii mailt'
Ito Is probably the only one of
Jb,. hundred" bur.ed In
'tly'si yars ago, October 25,
valley-of 'death,
i,,.nred." Russia
Wd in an effort to wrest
M"?!E.?lt Man" of southern
Torotberwlse the Sultan of
T,rky a division of territory
?rS.hst0D0l In the Crimea
1 and threw her force Into the
Crimean war to aid tnea.cK
.- One of the most memor
,M, battles was at Balaclava. Here
It was through some mistake that
the memorable charge of the Light
Brigade took place.
History states that .07 of he
British cavalry participated in the
tharge. After an orgy of blood
theft nd a demonstration of brav
ery such as the world has seldom
Ke, the remnant of the command
emerged battered and torn. Only
198 survived. Ubalto was one of
them. . '
Alter the war had fcnded the
(cared Ubalto came to the United
States. He conducted a small
itore in Third street, near Insur
ance strest, Beaver, for several
years. He died in 1883. He was
bora in 1831 and was a Hollander,
Wends who still live In Beaver
jay. How he came to get mixed
up In the conflagration sweeping
louthern Europe they do not know.
His wife, Emile, dliM in 1909, and
her body reposes by his side.
Now Showing At The Liberty
THE CAPITAL JOUBNAL, SALEM, OREGON
PAGE FIVE
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ONS OP TUS- MANY THQt.UNGSCENSSi--y IN
D. W GR.1 FBTH'S 'WAY DOWN CAST
Oregon-Aggies
Game Scoreless
Eugene, Or., Nov. 21. Oregon
Agricultural college and. the Uni
versity of Oregon battled today
through mud to a scoreless tie.
The slippery condition of the
Held and the mud-covered ball
made fumbles frequent, each team
making a fumble at critical stages
hen within 16 yards of the cov
eted goal, Kasberger for the.Ag
Jl and King for Oregon both
dropping the ball on first down
when a score seemed in sight.
.Woman Seeks
Guardian For
Own Interests
Dallas, Or., Nov. 21. The peti
tion for the appointment of a
Fiardian for herself was filed in
tbe county court Saturday by Mrs.
Bessie Alderman of Monmouth,
Oregon. Mrs. Alderman states in
ler petition that she is incapable
ot handling money and property
'hlchshe recently Inherited from
ler mother, Elizabeth Clarke, and
ker father, Robert Clarke, of the
Probable value of $2500 and that,
it she receives the property to
kandle personally, it will be taken
ever by her husband, Albert E. Al
derman, and would be wasted or
used in an incompetent manner
f he is likewise incapable of
tandling his affairs and educating
the children.
Mr. and Mrs. Alderman are the
Mrents of two fihildren an I were
rried in January, 1919, Mr Al
taman being 41 yeara of age and
m, Alderman 24.
The petition requests that the
"rt BPPoint Mrs. Belle Sullivan
Retta Hamer, her sisters, as
ruardians of her estate and that
desires said guardians to
ner inheritance in such
mat it will h
Y. M. C. A. Plans
Games for School
Boys Next Week
An extensive program of sports
and recreation" Is being arranged
for public school boys at the Y.
M. C. A. for this week. Fourth,
fifth and sixth grade boys of each
of the grade schools will have a
period for indoor sports and swim
ming.
The. boys of each class in the
junior high schools will have a
basket ball league. There will al
so be a period for practice for
each of the junior high school.
Following is a schedule for the
grade schools:
Monday. Park school S:30 to
10:30; Lincoln 10:45 to 11:45:
Highland 1:30 to 2:30. Tuesday, i
Richmond 1:30 to 2:30; Garfield
2:45 to 3:46; Englewood 4 to 5.
Coming Comedy
Has Real Plot
"Angel Face," the musical com
edy delight which opens at the
Grand theater Tuesday, November
22, for an engagement of only one
night, is said to have a freshness
of idea, freshness and talent in
presentation and freshness and
abounding melodic charm of scene,
while as for plot, Instead of the
skimpy and hackneyed plot with
which most musical comedies are
afflicted, this sparkling piece has
a veritable plethora of plots, for
which the Smith Brothers, Harry
B. and R. B., are responsible. The
plot or plots revolve about an
elixir of youth warranted to make
the aged young, and the compllca-
Basket ball schedule for liinlnr t'ons that arise when wlstaken
high schools will be announced ! ,aen"es are misiaicen ior us quasi
later. The cantains of each elan marvelous worit,
New President of
Women's Auxiliary.
of American Legion
a
ian . " useu to
eP her and her family and as-
u the proper education of her
"'Wren. A bond has filed by the
'o sisters In the sum of $5000
k appr0Te by the court
k?!irectea "t the guardians
C pi I'Perty Waised by Ira
0 A 4"; Ge0rse F- Boothby and
en ertn- three omwUnt
nil 'M.on.moi"h; and that they
' Ul IDR nrnn- .. . . ,
their vuai its in
necessary ana
of the junior high . schools will
have a meeting at the T. M. C. A.
at 4: 30 today.
Court House
There is a superabundance of de
tail in the development, much
clever "business'' and many soark
llng lines.
The scene Is the work of Victor
lTartai.t BnH thara 4a Vint nna Wot-
TO Be ImprOVed i bert. he is alone in distinguished
: ' musicianship ana meioaic ongin-
Because of the expense attached ' allty, , his "Angel Face" music
to .the proposed improvement, abounds in tripping light dances,
number of verbal protests have! romantic melodies, and he Is truly
been lodged against the remodel
ing of the court house. It is not
believed, however,
remonstrances will
original In all his work
A cast of exceptional excellence
that' these nas Deen seiectea Dy ueorge w.
stand In the Lederer, the fatured members of
Mrs. Lowell F. Hobart of Cin-
cinatl, Ohio, newly elected presl
dent of the Woman's Auxiliary of
the American. Legion. She was
elected to the post, at the first na
tional convention of the auxiliary
held in Kansas City, Mo. Mrs. Ho
bart was a conspicuous war
worker.
way of the improvement which is, which are Marguerite Zender, Nat
badly needed to meet the de-j Carr and Nora Kelly, In addition
mands of county business. The to them the following well known
court rooms in the present court artists are to appear: Tyler Brooke,
house are too small, and practi-1 Joe Mack, Sarah McVicker, Bertha
cally all conveniences found in Belmere, William Cameron, Ethel
other public structures are con- j Martelle, Clem Bevins, Agnes Pat-
spicuous by their absence, xnere erwin, . Z ule which has been arranged for
lunan loung, vvnmiu u.--.
Y. M. Basketball
Schedule Announced
. The basket bail league scbed-
lo nn oloatnr anrl th third floor
of the structure his never been, Budington, Gail Mack
finished. Additional room is "Angel Face" beauties
needed, and unless the improve- principals.
ment is made the officials will be
unable to transact their business
with efficiency.
and the
as sub
Woodburn Woman
Asks For Roadway
Invents Muffler
For Airplanes
London, Nov. 21. M. Bergers,
a Swiss, has invented a 'muffler'
to silence aeroplane engines. He
claims that his invention permits
an instructer and student to talk
Asking that the defendants be
enjoin irum " d anowg the
roadway between the properties of freely wnen iiymB
tbe two, Sarah D. J. Whitney filed machine to go very low to make
suit in the circuit court Saturday bombing raids,
afternoon against Peter Whitney The inventor states that the
and S. P. Moberg. principle of his Invention con-
m t.rui.. -tot har the'sists of a rapid cooling of the
place for.the road was decided inj ejected burnt gases, resulting in L .
. mr hrmirht in the court in, a reduction u. o
1919 and that the defendant Mo-,. usual
berg since May, 1921, has beenhaust.
trying to keep her from the use of
i. ct,.. .i.i.i, further that she, Tbe Union Oil
will have no means of getting in started construction of its new
. .i i... .r if hpr nnnonents tilant in The Dalles on property
nnt etiio ned at bouetit several mouiuu , .
the city.
noises made by the ex-
company has
the junior high school teams for
next week has been completed by
the officials of the Y. M. C. A.
Tbe teams will tryout Monday,
the Grant school from one to two
o'clock; McKinley from two to
three; Washington from three to
four.
The first games will be played
Tuesday under the following
schedule.
Washington vs Grant 9th grade
1:30 o'clock. -
McKinley vs Grant 8th grade
at 2:30.
Washington vs Grant 7th grade
at 3:30.
The second round of the league
rill be announced laterT
So great Is the demand for Tel-
low Newtown apples In England
that the London Graphic has writ
ten to the Hood River commercial
club for data and photographs.
also particulars about Hood River
valley.
in the
once.
suit are
I JOURNAL WANT ADS PAY
STARS OF SATURDAY'SHAVARD-YALE GAME
ke
estimation
report to the county court
HmJ Business transactions,
as an account once a year.
s Clew Found"
In Yoder Case
, - ..um oi rumors tht
Istaiirf . . w' OIcers nau
."oed information .h.
tb ' uld 'd to the arrest of
hr ,h." ur Persons responsible
WbuU f Slmon Yoder'
t to g8ra8 operator, were
fciwer whn Sheriff
itb0. - the "Ports were
ft offirin ation- Recently
!... . . 10 Oregon City
an ,t lSardlnK the crime, but
fisr 1 bMr,hvrff nd
lurij . ., Mr- Yoder was
Itttl Plclflc highway
Mler north f Salem.
Ht, , ., " employed to
k SaM- "knew fro hit home
CK&rley OHea-rtv. Ckarky fj
QuwftcWfo Entail. JX.
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Few Recognize
Fantastic In
Kew Literature
By F. A. Wray.
London, Nov. 21. Gilbert K.
Chesterton took"a busy man's holi
day when he lectured to the Auth
ors' club presided over by An
thony Hope Hawkinson the sub
ject of "The Fantastic In Litera
ture." '
Mr. Chestertoa said that there
was a very common suggestion
that laughter had its origin in
some form of cruelty or hostility tol
otfiers, or pleasure at their distress
or pain. This was generally re
peated throughout the modern
world and was very popular be
cause it was depressing.
"An old friend of mine," he con
tinued, "Mrs. Samuel Barnett, had
recently expressed herself with
some disapproval about the rhyme
of the cow jumping over the moon;
and it was very touching to see
the way in which literary criticls
with one accord rallied to the de
fense ot 'Hey, diddle, diddle," feel
ing a sort ot common enthusiasm
that here at last was a really great
masterpiece of English poetry
which they had not only always
praised and admired and raised for
the emulation and admiration of
the world but which they had ac
tually even read. .
"It would require a good deal
of psychology to contradict two
facts of which that rhyme was a
simple Illustration. . It was cer
tainly a fact that children laughed
at that nursery rhyme at a very
early age and that the image of
the cow jumping over the moon
was a very simple Incongruity that
amused. Another was that It
would be very difficult, even for a
modern psychologist, to maintain
that the pleasure a child took in
that rhyme was entirely based on
the cruel delight which a child
would take in the cow coming
with a great thump to the ground
Some Examples.
"'Few people seem to under
stand the fantastic when it is used
logically upon the principle of the
reduction ad absurdam. For In
stance, a man says there ought to
be no private property of any
kind; that there are none of the
things men have that they should
not share.
"You then say to him, 'Your pro
nnftal about a communal tooth
brush or a communal pair of trou
sers?' and he replies that you are
making a jest of the discussion.
The point, to insist on is that he
is the man who made the absurd
remark. He Is the man who made
the job, but the difference is that
I can see the Joke and he can't.
"Just like when the ordinary
jolly old major, or man in the club
tells you, 'I always like to fight
the enemy with this own weapons.
I say to him, 'How long does it
take you to sting a wasp?' or 'How
do cannibals taste?r or something
of that sort.
"In these circumstances the man
in the club is liable to accuse you
of fantasy; but, as a matter of
fact, it is he who Is fantastic. The
main thing which misleads the
communist or the man in the club
on these occasions and leads him
to think that the common and
Irigid logician on the other side
was fanciful or flippant is the fact
that the logician is roaring with
lmiirhter or otherwise obviously
enjoying the situation."
Four Juvenile
Cases Heard by
-Court In Polk
Used Booze To
Wash Sick Man's
Feet Says Negro
Charleston, W. Va., Nov. 21.
A new use. in a medicinal sense,
for alcohol has been brought to
the notice of local law officers.
When Information reached Mag
istrate W. G. Jarrett that several
moonshine drinking parties recent
ly had been held in the woods In
Coal Hollow, on the outskirts of
the city, he sent one of his deputies
to investigate. The officer had
not proceeded far up the hollow
when he spied a negro with a sus
picious bag on his back. Stopping
the bearer and running his hand
into the mouth of the bag, the
officer drew out a half gallon
fruit jar filled with moonshine.
Asked what he was doing with
Izzy Einstein Is
Champion One-Man
Prohibition Squad
, By leo. T. Heatley.
New York, Nov. 21. When the
ancient and secret order of Hooch
Guzzlers convenes In solemn, path
bound conclave its members may
feel safe from the prying eyes ,of
"rumhounds" who might attempt
to spoil the party by .unceremoni
ously seiilng the liquid refresh
ments and dragging those present
off to the hoose-gow. in other
the contraband goods, the negro cities, where ordinary prohibition
replied that he was taking it to a 'officers enforce ( the "eighteenth
"sick man to wash his feet in.", commandment" this . feeling of
He didn't explain the nature of safety might be Justified; not so
the stck man s ailment. , He Is, here.
now serving
sentence.
$100 worth of jail
Galliest Man
In World Found
In Popular Bluff
Poplar Bluff, Mo., Nov. 21.
Deputy U. 8. Marshal John Ken
nedy has found the man "that's
got all the gall In the world."
"This man," says Kennedy, "was
fined $200 for violating Mr. Vol
stead's law. He hasn't paid the
government yet. The other day he
came Into my office and 'dunned'
For Izzy Einstein, the one man
booze squad, champion-like maa
querader of the dry forces, may be
expected to drop In anywhere
kfrom an exclusive party in a Fifth
avenue millionaire's residence to a
private gathering of East Side
ward beelei-3. No amount of cau
tion, no amount of secrecy can in
sure the prohibition law breaker
against the sudden and dramatic
announcement of this dry' sleuth
that he Is Izzy Einstein and that
those present can prepare for a
heavy fine or durance vile.
A Masquerader. '
When a group of convivial souls' act-
The soiled and grim-faced warriors
with headgear tilted back and nose
guards hanging from their belts,
were noue other than the famous
Izzy Einstein squad. At a little
cafe pear the park the four men
roughly ordered the waiter to
bring whiskey and to hurry it up.
Others at the bar were convinced
their order sounded almost like a
college yell and that these were
Indeed and truly veterans of the
gridiron.
Highball Stars.
Eddie, the Walter, saw too late
that these were highball and not
football stars. v.As it was he went
unsuspectingly to his doom some
where in the back room and re
turned with three small glasses.
One of the gridiron heroes handed
Eddie $2.50 to pay the $2.25 bill
and waited patiently for his quar
ter back.
"Four-eight-seven-two!" shout
ed one of the men, and at the
signal the team got into action
like a perfectly oiled machine, de
spite the fact none had touched
the lubrication in the glasses be
fore them. Izzy impounded the
evidence, and Eddie was turned
over to the police on a charge of
violating the well-known Volstead
service as a witness during a grand Sctch or cynthetic Johnny Walker
Dallas, Or., Nov. 21. County
Judge A. B. Robinson and District
Attorney J. N. Helgerson last Fri
day and Saturday disposed of four
delinquency cases. Two girls, Evs
B. McCoy, age 15, and Mildred
Bowman, age IS, left their homes
in Falls City and proceeded to see
the world, landing in Corvallis
where they were Informed by the
authorities that they should re
turn home which they agreed to
do; but they proceeded to Albany
where they were arrested by the
marshal. J. A. Bowman, father
of Mildred Bowman, went after
the girls and brought them to Dal
las.
Judge Robinson committed Eva
McCoy, daughter of John McCoy
of Valsetz, and Mrs. Mary Syron
of Falls City to the Industrial
j school for girls" at Salem but al
lowed the Bov-man girl to return
to her home in Falls City.
A larceny cane against Delbert
Welser. aged 15, and Mentha! Mc
Coy, aged 13, also of Falls City,
was brought to tbe atteution ot
the court. The boys have been
giving the officials and business
men of the town considerable trou
ble in the past and, just recently
It was alleged they stole come
goods. from the Thompson drug
store. They were brought before
tbe justice of the peace in Falls
City and turned over to Mr. Robin
son as Juvenile Judge of the coun
ty. It was learned, upon examina
tion, that the Weiser "boy bad for
merly been committed to the boys'
industrial eehool and be wa re
turned to that institution while
tbe McCoy was permitted to go
home.
Geor&
Miss Emma Bunge, public
health nurse for Morrow county,
ha arrived at Heppner from Seat
tle. Sbe wiyll serve the county
for" an indefinite period under di
rection ot the etate board of
health.
the government of the United, Bet together ut the most exclusive T ...tli
States for $1.50 due him for his Jot acton to imbibe a ,nip .of hag ,mpersonatea a poi,oe.
man, a politician, a movie actor, a
newspaper reporter, a fireman, a
truck driver and a longshoreman.
His next may be a female Impersonation.
jury session. My records show
that this bird has been paid $16.10
as a court witness during the pres
ent term."
Three Robbers
Get $100,000
St. Paul, Minn., Nov. 21 Three
robbers who entered the Glttleson
Jewelry company store some time
during the night overpowered
Harry Weisman, manager, upon
his arrival shortly before 8 a. m.
today, forcing him o open the
safe door and shut off the burglar
alarm and escaped with jewels
valued at $100,000, according to
the police.
nobody can say for a certainty
that Izzy may not be among them,
dressed in formal glad rags and
chattering ot props and scenery
and the "profresh."
Or It may be an undertakers'
convention. In this case Izzy will
be arrayed in all the sombre habil
iments of that morbid trade, and
few indeed would recognize In this
solemn young man anything but a
business like mortician.
When Izzy fares forth in pursuit
do some tall going to dodge this
do som etall goln gto dodge this
super detective of the prohibition
forces. Hie latest stunt was to
appear on the big football field In
VanCourtlandt park disguised as
four-elevenths of. a football team.
Part of Still
Found On Farm
Dallas, Or., Nov. 21. A part of
a still found on the farm of Clar
ence Browne was confiscated by
Sheriff Orr In a raid made here
recently and turned over to the
federal authorities In Portland.
No arrest was made, Sheriff Orr
being unable to find any liquor In
Browne's possession.
Ingredient f VICKS
0,
Oil
f3'
oEucalvDi
from Australia
(I
"From that far land where lmkpa tha kangaroo
Cornea Eucalyptus, famed for healing fumea"
ON the other side of. the globe, in Australia,
grows the marvelous.EUicalyptiia, tallest of
trees, sometimes 480 feet high. Its foot-long,
twisted, leathery leaves yield an aromatic heal
ing oil, whose perfume nils the air. Natives have
christened the Eucalyptus "Fever Destroyer,"
because they believe it keeps away malaria. The
Australian Government plants it in low, marshy
places to prevent miasma.
la fiqontly naad aa aa Infaala
doa. Its vapor an vwy efficient.
It la an greatM drilling to
nlcara and la Urtyty aaad In skin
iliiMM; also often aaad as
coontar-lriitutt la tbe treatment
of nwnUcK rbetwiMim, etc."
Vicka penetrates and
vaporize. For hour after
application the healing fumea
of Eucalyptus, Camphor,
Menthol, Thyme, Juniper
Tar.OUofTurpentine.Cedar,
etc-, are breathed into the
affected air passage.
In literally millions of
homes, Vicka is the standby
for colds and dosena of com
mon borts and ailments.
SIL of Eucalyptus is one
of the sources of the
surprising efficacy of Vicka
VapoRub against conges
tions of throat, nose or chest
against skin hurts or itch
ing against various bodily
aches and pain.
The United States Dis
pensatory, the great author
ity on drugs and their uses,
in commenting on Eucalyp
, tua, says :
"It Is germirirtel, antiseptic
and erimnUnt; aieo expectorant,
largely Deed In the treatment of
cto rook bronchi da and infectiona
of the appar reaptratory tract It
For all Cold Troubles
Over 17 Million &ra Used Yearly
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