Pa Ste rn Capital Salem, Orefon Saturday, The Capital Journal 8alem, Oregon An Independent Newpaper Every evening except Sunday 82. Teleuhone 1; n George Putnam. Editor and Publisher SUBSCRIPTION RATES By carrier, 65 cents a month By mall. In Marion and Polk counties. JO cents a month. Elsewhere V a year. Entered as second class mall matter at Salem. Oregon. Mem ner ASSOCIATED PRES8 The Associated Press is ex clusively entitled to (he use for publication of all news dis patches credited to It or not otherwise credited in this pa per and also local news pub lished herein. Relativity What's New On The Market The tendency on th vegetable uarket Is downward. While the irices are not going down the egetables sold in htinrheH. such ai ttuce, asparagus, rhubarb and ahem are getting larger and the upplv more plentiful as the sea ,oii approaches viTK.er wnn'bor. 'ext week there ought lo be a '-op in the strawberry market Ich Is now being well supplied. Monday the Chinook salmon leason opens on the Columbia and in the fifteenth on the Willamette and southern Oregon streams. A drop In the price of salmon can lie expected soon after the season 'tpeub. A. C. l,u by, of the Independent Uherien of Seattle, while looking ,iver the Salem markets recently, stated that this city bad some of the best markets he had ever seen, md while larger cities had mar tats of greater capacity, they bad 'none to equally Salem's In neat ness and sanitary precautions. The spinach greens now on the market are the best thai have an neared so far and are selling n Dout izy, cents iiun.vi, green nepperu still remain at 60 cents a nound; parsley Is 6 cents a bunch California grapefruit is selling renerally four for 25 cents, and tlorfda grapefruit for 20 cents apiece. The quality of the latter It much better. California extra fancy naval oranges are priced all the way from 40 to 60 cents a doz n, according to size. Much has been printed concerning Professor Einstein's discovery of "relativity." Few are qualified to understand the theories, the we are told that they revolutionize science as based on Newton's law of gravitation. In brief the "relativity" theory is: An object or group will attract, deflect, retard or cast off in proportion to its speed, weight, contents, mass, shape, area of surface and topography angle of inclination, course, plane of position and relative distance from other objects moving about a com mon centre (in proportion with their speed, weight, mass, etc.) Einstein's "light deflection" theory is based on the fact that speeding masses, circular or orbit, influence a cricular deflection. Einstein's "Time and Space" theory is that speeding cosmic matter, having no permanency of fixture, when visualized is past the original center of cinematographic vision that is, the past is the present of time. Einstein's "Trinity of the Cosmic system" theory is that as all terrestial bodies move in a circular or ovoid (deflected circle) path about a common center, the furthermost unit, no matter its plane, is limited in its course. Perhaps you know what it all means, though not all scientists, judging by their disputes, seem to. At any rate let us hope the new theories may enable humanity to better comprehend the universe. I I Alicia Hammersly A Woman Who Wouldn't Remarry By Idah McGlone Gibson The Noted Writer Cincinnati Catcher Bill Rarl (ln 1mm Mat in his signed contract to the Cincinnati baseball club and has applied (or reinstatement. New Orleans. Peter Herman defeated Krankie Daly in fifteen rounds last night. Danville, III Johnny Meyers .brew Teddy Danks, Canadian nlddlewelght In 23 minutes with ' double wrist lock last night. Ingenious Fire Bugs Great increase in commercial swindling has followed the business slump. Crooked failures and successful fires have multiplied as profits dwindled in legitimate industry. Arson has again become a trade. Investigation of recent fires have brought forth some ingenious methods employed by professional arsonists. Fires at Patterson, New Jersey, were found due to the overturn ing of lamps by cats, and investigation disclosed that a man at Chester, Pennsylvania, made a business of training cats to overturn lighted lamps on sight, and selling the trained cat to men in various cities for $250 each. All a man who wanted to fire his store, after the secret removal of the best stock, had to do was to buy one of these cats, put it in his place with a lighted lamp and then go home, assured the cat would knock over the lamp and set fire to the store. A still more ingenious plan was disclosed in the indictment of the chief of a gang of New York arson specialists who undertook to set a fire whenever requested, by placing a lighted candle in an empty lard bucket. Hanging down inside the bucket were little bags of gasoline suspended by stringsj Cotton was placed about the top of the bucket and when the top was closed, the cotton ignited and an explosion followed which usually set fire to the building after blowing up the bucket, thus destroying the evidence. If half the ingenuity displayed by crooks was expended in legitimate endeavor, the profits would be greater than those sought but seldom realized by the swindler who sooner or later ends his career in the penitentiary. Auto Hits Truck and Is Damaged; Drivers Not Hurt Suddenly confronted by an au tomobile when he essayed to drive past a stationary truck on the Pa cific highway, be n tempted to ruti too close to the truck, collided with It and damaged his car, C. C. Ingersoll, 720 N. Church Btreet, told the police this morning. The accident occurred about 1 mile north of Salem on the Pacific highway about 8 o'clock last night. t The truck is the property of the Willamette Valley Transfer com pany and was driven by U Cow ing. The Ingersoll machine wai quite badly damaged, but neither of tbe drivers was burt. Give Farewell Party. Aurora, Or., April 30. The Au rora Woman's club Is responsible for one of the moet enjoyable oc caslons of the season, In the well arranged farewell party given Tuesday night In honor of Mr. and Mrs. N. C. Wescott. Bid Hal Eeally Propose! I cannot describe my feeling when I realized from what Hal said that he probably had not in tended to propose marriage to me when be first told me that he loved nie. That night I tossed and turned for hours. At last I could stand It no longer and I put my hand over on my green ing husband's face. Hal, I called Boftly, "wake up. I want to ask you some thing." He turned sleepily anl mur mured: "What is it, .dear "Do you love me? Are you sure you love me, Hal?" There was au unintelligible sound from my husband's lips, but with It he drew me close, close within his arms, apparently without waking. He had an swered me. Whether Hal loved me or not, I was a part of him. j nigger tiling Had come to me than even love. To be the wo man a man loved might mean great bliss for a day or a weak or a year, but to be the woman a man married meant "for better or worae, In sickness or In health until death do us aart." I push ed my head close up under Hal's chin, and Immediately I went tu sleep, comforted and calm. Even In the first years of our marriage I know now, though I did not realize then my husband was not very strong. His ath letic appearance belied his real condition. His health precluded treat exertion. He could only do one thing at a time. He did thU when he was courting me. gave nimseit up entirely to me and I think now that was the reason he lost his position in my home town. After our honey moon he was very much interest ed in his business, and I was secondary. He did not realize that after a day of monotony I would like to go out at night, for he was so fatigued that he had no inclination to do anything but sleep. I have sometimes thought that this is one of the great rocks an which marriage wrecks itself. Housework spells monotony for a woman. A man's business spells interest to him. I that the company of Hal, even That part of marriage which I if it had to be enjoyed with that is called the honeymoon was most j of his wife, was better than being unhappy for me. Years after- alone. ward we both of us looked back I could not help liking rseu upon it and smiled over the things Marshall. She was more like the Kifii w ttirtiifrht tfipn were wnrrifin and Eirls I had known in tragedies, but at the time I had my own home than any no wav of knowiner that I was ' met after my marriage. not viewing marriage from the i was about her a certain myster right perspective. I ious fascination that I found out fine evenine Hal came home afterward was made up of vari- anrller than usual and went able moods. At times sue straight to bed right after bub- hard as nails,, and at I ad There per, complaining that he had a headache. That night Nell Marshall called upon us for the first time. She had waited so long that I thought she did not Intend to call. In fact, I think that she had not so Intended, but probably being a trifle bored her come she was tima as tender and sweet as it was pos sible for a woman to be. She was very cyniial and I always envied her worldly wisdom. Hal grew better the moment he knew that she was there, and he insisted that we both should .... , , . i . ...... up and sit uesme un u self that evening thought You must know the facts He J about your business this year. Where there is circula tion there is life Use Journal Want Ads. Your inventory your sales today Vs. a year ago. Your products your salesmen's call-records. "Y and E" SYSTEM SERVICE will help you know the facts and face them. Ask us to show you. Commercial Book Store WHAT IS SERVICE? Service is the individ ual interest behind the selling. It is the philosophy of good business put to work. Service sees that prom ises are kept, goods de livered, service rendered when, how and as agreed Our understanding of service is your guarantee that we will give you the service you should have. MORRIS OPTICAL CO. Eyesight Specialists 204-11 Salem Bank of Commerce Bldg., Salem, Oregon. Oregon's Largest, Most Mod ern. Best-Equipped Ex clusive Optical Establishment. It! N. Commercial. Phone 4 . ; iJffsse L. Laxly presents WILLIAM D.T&YLOR'S PratJ nit am WmtiToiim hour: nk ELLIOTT DEXTER 'Twas the hour thai brought death to s foe and prison to a friend! Thon changed a jury's verdict and reversed the Supreme Court. The mystic hour that ruled the lives of this man and woman, and now What did It do with their love? i zrr- i li'rr'i-''! From the Tlay by Augustus Thornaa Scenario by Julia Crawford I vers STARTING SUNDAY ANOTHER DOl'BI.E BILL LATEST NEWS EVENTS Monte Banks In "A Fliver Wedding" Coming Wednesday THE INSIDE OP THE CUP" By Winston Churchill Special Violin Selection MARY TALMADGE HEADRICK "CAVITINA" By Rasa GRAND Double T TRF1? TV Double ProgramAMvl 1 Program THREE DAYS, STARTING SUNDAY USUAL PRICES Six Reels as Thrilling as Love at First Sight. Sufi It's the first time we've ever seen Mack Sennett make one like this. CHARLES MURRAY FORD STERLING PHYLLIS HAVER MARIE PREVOST and TWENTY MORE. SMILE GIGGLE AND From F. Hopkinson Smith's classic storv of the South "A KENTUCKY CINDERILLA" -AND fntstntt hit Outing for Alimardacj. GIT THERE m Mine RhmW & A MACK SWNtTT FBCHJUCTION i; Beils and talked to hint. It seemed to me that he mad little difference In the caressing war that he ad dressed us, and It was apparent that there was a great bond of companionship between my hus band and Miss Marshall. This did not worry me because I am not a jealous woman. Sometimes I think perhaps It would have been better for me bad I been jealous. That nlgbt, however, I learned that my husband was a man that ail women liked and probably many had loved. He could no more help flirting with a young and pretty woman than he could help breathing. Nell I began to call her Nell immediately because Hal did was a clever adversary In that game we call flirtation. I could see that she interested him pro bably more than I ever had. There seemed to be a something in everything she said that gave -r.Mioa Lb at ate s """nJiiling hark was not (rivlno . 10 Hal's curlositv , 7"1 sorry many tin,.. .,." did not take a leaf " ! OOQK that niiflit . have always been . loved. "ua IP rou LOVE UNIUQE DANCING AND SPLENDID DANCING SEE "THE GILDED LILY" TEXtIcS AWboo?TXT ed) discing rZ1 unmistakably ruU Jhg tock market Methods of Tradia. nines. Deposit Kequiremeau f. Augmenting On.'8 Im Stock Exchange History of the New YoA Curb Market. Foreign Exchange. And many other subject. of interest to lnvesto,, and stock traders. Copy free upon reqmjt McCall& Riley fjo INC. 20 Broad St., ew York THE BIG SUNDAY SHOW MR. AND MRS. WILEY Refined musical revue. RONAIR AND WARD Renewing acquaintances, CALVERT AND SHAYNE Two Aces of Songland. A Frenchy Farce, saucy scintillating: with joy : MAX LINDER in "THE LITTLE CAFE" STYLISH SPRING FURS We now have a complete line of Spring Furs for your inspection. 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