Page Four
The Capital Journal, Salem, Oregon
Friday- Janu,,
Cauital Journal
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Esilern, Oregon
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under cunstructlon-
IlOVSl, SOU,'.'
Much Ado About Nothing
If the three balloonists, Lieutenant.s Kloor, Farrell and ; .w ,,on"7
I Hintoii. who have returned from Canadan wilds after a fool- J eBePt tot the unexplored ma
Iftll mill-U'intrir fUtrVif tr Mllflan Rav mirinnu witYi y feV , ,.-1, i ,-.1, fi.u, lrt-0 hurl involve!
Published evenints exctut Una- ,.. - - .....
day by Capital Journal Printing sandwiches as provisions, had accomplished anvthing worth Mm :.- happy woeedingly
c, 1,6 Buuth cornrneroiai. J while or made any important discovery, one could under- ",'5 ZtZZn
BuiineaH, i'l" Editorial s 2." ' stand the h"Ilabaloo raised over their trip. They have added h, , wtlra. uncanny, composite
6. Putnam, 'Editor and I'ubiiaher nothing to the knowledge of the world, yet they are paraded emotion, made up t ecsutle hope
Sffi and heralded as mighty heroes by the press, especially the ;;'hT and JS-
tevv lorK newspapers, ior any Kinci oi an aaveniure appeals ,),.,.,.. cowardice and courag.-.
to the iaded minds of Gothamites. I rage and trsnquiUity; and further
The balloonists experience was similar to that of manv ;ith every a.vnish doubt
T , , , , and relestial .satisfaction that th-
other balloonists, carried away by upper currents they were heart f , ,v,.it,.r iM heir to
powerless to control, except that the latter were not lionized In the morning he was certain
in Zero ' himself. He was the captain of
riesnnj ; ne was tne uiciaixr
!ntered as second class
matter til Salem, Oregon.
UBflORIPTION RATES
By carrier. Si cents a month.
By mall, in Marion and Polk
counties, 50 cents a month. Else
where $7 a year, 13.00 for I) months
$1.76 for three months. Mail sub
scriptions jmj i lila in advance.
Advertising representatives W.
D. Wtard, Tribune Bldg. New York
W. H. Stockwell, Peoples Gas
Bldg., Chicago.
v
4$ MINING ENGNBi
teSl HE SUFFERED 301
Daddy Longlegs' neighbor, Utile,--'- wvvi
h. Chippy, hud an idea. Aim
nee he thought it a good one I out i.
MKMHI'JIt ASSOCIATED Pit ESS
The Asoci ited Press Is exclu
sively entitled to the use for pub
lication of all news dispatches
credited to It or 1 not otherwise
credited In this paper and also
local news published herein.
upon ineir return. They started on a wild tlight in zero
, t L , . . . : , I. . . . ,.... a . .: t. i : ...I tLn..
iuw uiiut)uat.e pruvistuu, uui Knowing waere wtcj 0( his inspiration, equipped with
were going, with no particular purpose' in mind, except that the technical mastery that his
but Buiter
Htner Gray
i for Daddy
remarked
hand
Loganberry
Laughs
By Robert Qulllen,
Cheer up
tbat wears
Excellent
leg days;
is a dike.
l-'neasy I
ft own.
Bafi
of adventure, and abandoned in the wilds many thousand
dollars worth of Uncle Sam's property. Their escape frpm
death is due to luck alone and not to the exercise of any
wisdom on their part.
Etth of the balloonists evidently had in mind the reaping
of personal profits from writing the accounts of the adven
ture so costly to the government, for this feature occasioned
a fight between the fliers on the return to civilization. New
York papers sent delegations of reporters to meet the home
ward bound fliers, railroads put special cars at their service,
cheering crowds welcomed them back, pictures and stories
.' covered the first pages of extras just as if something of
tremendous moment to civilization or of benefit had accrued
to mankind through the bravery and sacrifice of the
principals.
Now the navy department is going to probe the unauthor
ized flight and congress is going to probe both the flight and
the navy and thousands of dollars of taxpayers' money will
'be wasted in this much ado about nothing, while the lieuten
ant" are entertained and lionized as a reward for official follv.
dicnt thoughts
dare not dis-
i the pie
his ui
from
of his
loon th'- demon nm''
ins self confide nee, and
at him between ever'."
manuscript, and it wa.
tiilde Roland from thai
til the pencil fell from
d fingers and he ros
work satiated, half
testing
wall I
th
h
lly ought to call him b;
nt name. Now that 1
just
Bnts that,
appraisal
FOUld never be
hat he himst-ii
and that what
indeed, they
iliout his work
oily convince
enlighten him
its worthies.
seven le
doesn't
instead of eig'
am polite to sa
Well Known Oregon
ian Declares Tanlac
Has Given Him a New
Lease on Life
"For the first time In .thirty
years I am now able to eat what
ever I want without suffering aft
forwards," said P. C. Rogers, a
well known mining engineer liv
ing at 1075 East Nineteenth street
North, Portland, Ore.
1 now know what It is to en
joy fine health, for Tanlac has
buill ine up until I .have gained
fiftoi n pounds anil today I am
feeling better than I have In
years. Ill 1S90 my stomach went
back on me and in spite of every
thing 1 went down hill until 1 was
i nervous and physical wrpek.
Everything I ate soured on my
stomach and 1 would have awful
spells of Indigestion,
"Por days at a time I couldn't
retain a thing I ate and I had a
I burning lib.. , 1
throat aclJ
m""p' He down 1
: any mmfa- n m
t i.
T 1 ,
r " )al,sl
I suffered ...
!'. l,.oatW'-
Shard. bwmjl
i down and i "'l
ou, !l,.,.Mirtm
, 'Noltlng ig I
hold f -,..,, 1
felt belle,, r ... ."1
m'v'T nav " ilea
afterwards. "J
liav.- nil l
breathing is fl,f J
' as s,ro
1 SlCl 1, I1U
my life, i '1
lar, never mtes a3
Tanlac is 80ij , j
turn
'b'ug gtBre 1
''V drusgisn
ler's
town
How sharper than a set
tootii is a tax "ii jiu lnconn
has been spent.
Kndicallsm: An appetite,
Servo tlve: One w ho is getting
very wcdl, thank you.
Oon -
along
nind. II
it must,
nie de
ows tho
d of May,
ted
mil
hen
pick
if calml:
id up in
If these pr sed blue laws go
into effeet there won't be any roc-
rc.iii ,n .Sunday excepl looking
lit Hie ankles on the way n church.
That Paris sin ct to be named af
ter Venlseloi will doubtless be
called Champs de lilt.
Home itii-n indorse notes ns n
proof of friendship, but more be
cause they lack the back hum- to
refuse.
h
the
said, throw
a ntiQUS sofa
train and no
Neglecting the Casuals
It is to be regretted that so much of the ex-service men's
energy is spent to secure a bonus for the strong and healthy
while the derelicts and cripples of the world war are shame
fully neglected. Until the real sufferers and heroes of the
trenches are adequately provided for, the cantonment
defenders can wait.
The nation owes much to the wounded and incapaciated,
j yet relief measures are so wrapped with the red tape of
bureaucratic inefficiency that sufferers have been and are
istill shamefully neglected. A bill is before congress, and has
been pending for months, known as the Roger-Capper bill,
i'ltr ihf roliol" fif llltiyo no a It a la rf micfArfimo ll,a cor,,,',.
, . , . , , ,, ... ' He watched her, chin on hand,
men have neglected to put the pressure necessary for its iying there on the sofa.
passage. But the air was mild and lan-
The National Legislative Committee of the American ! uoi:ous wttn th promtoe of the
T..., i , i , coming summer; sunshine fell
Legion has issued an appeal to all posts and members to across the wall: the boy dosed,
write or wire congressmen and senators urging the immedi- presently, and after a while lay
Toward ihe
afternoon, Ste
his studio, sei
in bis chair,
maiiustript.
"It's no goo,
Ing himself oi
which endured
more.
She read, for an hour, her grey
eyes never leaving the written
pages, her pretty brows bent in
ward with the strain of concentration.
I
nil me. A ml I'm
tir let you uso it. ,
father Qraybeard!
.Most of the
thoir hands whon
Ihfit. lint Bust
of his pui
Chippy toi
' a tplendi
Ctly willin
Ifi Grand
LANDLADY QUICK
TO RIOT CALL
h
'V
I ,ongl
11. for
if that n il
?gs had n,
all you kn
hbari
house
ig Be
Bast
ornla
her
' and
Mr. Chippy replied.
And then all the Co
plauded again excel
Bumblebee.
"How do you know I '
legs is a grandfather?'
Mr. Chippy.
"How do you know
ddy Long
he asked
he
days not
Our own opinion is inai in , ., ... ,. ........... . ... rils. sleei,.
seismograph was merely recording 1,1 " via, out wime tiaue are new tor shp ) (
tin giiiisiiiiig i i nr. .oaiieuM imn, mi- '"iiiii., ,i),u en i i.v nine i uuite iui ine casuals
livery righteous nations feels an
1m pulse to disarm, but Is deterred
by thought of Its wicked neigh
bors. v,,ii Mill note that the man who
behaves himself seldom haw occa
sion to sue Sin 00 body for defama
tion of character,
If hard oldl r isn't Illegal hcrnttse
ttature makes n that way. shal
Khull we say of the natural born
Brook v
The matter, however, is not one for the ex-service men
alone, but for the nation at large. It is a national disgrace r'h'n"
that such treatment has been meted to the real heroes of the fiutte
conflict, and reflects the inefficiency of congress. Not onlylfloor.
the ex-service men, but everyone should write the member.
fof the Oregon delegation to speed passage of the relief bill.
for some
lime when he awoke. fy he sat
up. blinking through the late af-
,1
sunshine
yellow m
a pencilled
tnusoript paper
breast to the
woman, because she is perfectly
feminine and women think and do
such things, and her motives are
the motives that animate that soft
of woman.
As you lie there asleep you look
about eighteen not much older
than when I used to see you when
you came home from school and
lay on your sofa and read Kipling
aloud to me. Then I 'was awed;
you were a grown man to me.
in the w
lly one 1
rtnnttj
1 It to
Vinol is
. Perry.
le obtained relief
i told a friend of
idltion and she told
ulerful results she
I from similar coni
ng Vinol. 1 bought
ithin four or five
marked ImprOVe
y I felt. After tak
ttle I felt better in
id I am glad of an
o heartily reoom
iieis win, may have
plaints that 1 had."
d in this city by J.
(adv)
The dear creatures may gradual
ly discard other gsrments, bin they
Will always feel shamefully nude
without hats.
"Now." said the disappointed
fiee s, , k, r. "I shall gel n mask
and gun and become a collector of
Internal revenue."
The Restless Sex
By Robert Chamb a, Author of "Barbarians," "The Dark Star.'
etc. (Copyrighted 11(18 by Robert W. Chambers)
! Now you are just a boy again, and
I love you dearly, and I'm going
to kiss your hair, very cautiously.
I go downstairs,
lone it. I'm going now.
STKVE.
' befo
i I'1
Jim, it is fine! I mean it It
is a splendid, virile, honest piece
of work. Anil it is intensely in
teresting. I'm quite mad about
it quite thrilled that vou can do .n, . .
such things. It's so masterlv. sol, "TT '" ""'
,,,,. .i t i , i L 'ed Mates covered nhoili S2J,ll(MV-
,. 7 . ' know where om acres and contalnlned B.200 .
.von gol lour knowledge ' of that ooO.OflO.ooO hoard feet of timber.
A sponge bafh may be a matter
of preference, or ii may indicate
thai Had Is using Ihe bathtub to
fetal ure ids borne brew.
Minimis are starving in Chins.
an, I there Is reason to believe that
Japan will soon appeal to ihe great
heart of America.
Win n Burleson gels back to his
farm, the rural, mall carrier on his
rente mu.v show him n few i bines
in the nature of reprisals,
Bvory time Oreecs runs a band
inin a pocket) ami finds nothing
there to Jingle, it relieves the situ
niimi i, cheering for Constantino,
Ai times, when Stephanie was
not to be found, and his unhappy
Inference placed her in tlrisnier's
OOmpany, he felt an unworthq in
clination to call on Crlsmer and
f- find OUI Whether the girl was there
Etui tin Impulse was a low one.
and made htm ashamed, and his
envy and Jealousy disgusted him
wilb himself.
The unfortunate part of it seem
ed to be I hat, like his father's
his was a single-t;-ck heart. He
had never been In love, unless this
was love. AnyWay, Stephanie oc
cupied lb, single track, and there
seemed to be no switches, no sid
ing to clear that track.
However, his mind was equip
ped with a whole terminal full of
lie side.-, bis stale of mind was j of tracks and every- one was busy
painfully confused ami uncertain in the service of his profession.
In regard to Stephanie. He w as I For a month, now. he had been
In love with her, evidently. Hut ! installed in bis studio-apartment
ihe utter lack of sentimental res-on lie- top floor. He picked up
pons, her pari afforded his love on Fourth and on Madison Ave
tor her no nourishment. I nues enough preciously rickety
He traversed the entire scale of furniture to make him comfort
( motions. When lie was not with! able and drive friends to dlstrac
her he often came to fhe exasper-1 lion when they ventured to trust
ated conclusion thai he could "themselves to chair or sofa,
ban: to forget her: when he was i But this writing table ami cor
wlth lor the idea seemed rather j ner-chair were solid and modern,
hopeli N land he had half a dozen things
AUCTION SALE
40 Head of Big Type Poland Chinas.
All Registered.
BRED SOWS and GILTS
To be held at SALEM FAIR GROUNDS, Fit, Feb. t,
Sale Shirts a 12:30 Sharp.
15 Tops of C. K. Loe. ami 10 Tops of E. 0. Loe. Silverton.
Ore. 15 Tops of Ray J. Fox, Lyons. Ore.
GEO. SATTERI.EK
Auctioneer.
M. ;. GUNDERSON
Clerk.
Just Folks
ly l l(. lt . QTJBCX
(Copyrighted)
A Pies,
This is nix hupe and pi, a.
Thai 1 shall able be
Alwas to bear
1.. bit of c.u,
Not for the level way
1 kneel to pro J .
Otve me Ihe ond
Ami the stony r, ad.
Through the dork days ami Ions;
I would be .drong!
Stieiiuih for (tie task
Is nil I ask
$30,000,000 Loan
Made to Belgium
a i eland, t
fm of f 3d in, i,
rc.i, , led by Ol
it w i learned
m - i,t to I,,
Baited rhnmpl
"i . mile In
mark l':0JV4.
the r mil rir,
Captain ,hs.w
ihio. Jan. 21. An
f,.r ptftaec tires bhm
p'aln Havld 11 Slmw.
lodax Prince I or,..
the world's double
ion. His n.'irimv
1:00 ami bis trotting
He w ill . ,;,(.ril on
lit BfjsJa this seaon
s lid.
77ieManWioWoiks
, with mind or muscle,
needs that sturdy
blend of" wheat arid
malted barlej
GrapeNuts
Concentrated nour
ish meat of pleasing
flavor at low cost
SOLD BY GROCERS
EVERYWHERE
Gem Nut Margarine
Spread thick it adds a lot to bread,
yvOVVrJ healthfulness, for Gem Nut is made
NpiJ fromcocoanut oil, peanut oil and Pas-
ES 1 k I !! I b -:.L I i
"ul m mmmm iuuuiics u cuuci
in manufacture or packing.
OrJ-r a carton today. i I
Swift & Company, U. S. A. 1
M Afunuocturers of
as! cjk. SSi&i c . II
BMBBMMMjBjW
FOR SALE
January 22
COMMISSION SALES
ROOM
2". I S. Liberty Street
Apples, potatoes, onions,
carrots, rolled oats, wheat &
oats, chop hay, range, sew
ing machine, cream separa
tors, harness, 2 carriages, 2
buggy harnesses, chickens,
pigs: promised cows, horses
and wagons.
WE WANT
Straw, Clover Hay, Wheat,
Corn, Oats for seed, Spring
! wheat for seed : Horses, cows,
pigs, Wagons, light and heavy j
j Plows, anil harrows.
& C. PATTERSON.
Saies Manager.
GEO. SATTERLEE.
Auctioneer.
SPECIAL1
THROUGHOUT THE STOIiJ
Down come prices, regardless of
Several lines we are completely m
others we have in hut a few hrokenj
and sizes. You must see hi appreJ
real value of these hargains.
SalemVarietySt
152 N. Commercial St,
The Unemployment
Problem
THK problem of the unem
ployed is one that the entire
world fares. It is a serious one.
You can help materially in snh
ing it for Oregon.
You can begin today-inyonrown
home in your husiness.
Keep people at work in Orer0n's
factories and everything will be
fine.
BUY OREGON PRODUCTS
BASKET BA1
U. of 0.
vs.
Willamette U
TWO GAMES
Friday. January 21, 8 p. m.
Saturday, Jan. 22, 7:30 p. m.
SALEM ARMOR
Admission 50c
ASSOCIATED INDUSTRIES OF OREGON
Thrift Week Make a
Will Day
WHY should one make a Will?
see that his wishes are carried out a
respect to his estate when he is gone
It saves legal difficulties and pre
vents squabbles.
Bt. if you intend to leave more thtfj
our memory to those dear ones, j
aecont at the United States National
Bank will provide the way.
SALEM
tes National!
LADD & BUJ
BANKERS
ESTABLISHED 1868
General Rankim Busit
Office Hours from 10 a. m. M
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