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THE DAILY CAPITAL JOURNAL, SALEM, OREGON, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 1919
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Rippling Rhymes.
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TIIK IH'SBAXDMAX
Tha farmer milks the lowing kine,
and carries grape juice to the swine,
the kind of dope they like; he starts
to work ere break of day, and plugR'
along till dusk is gray, and hasn't
time to strike. He stands in need of
shorter hours, more time to sleep in"
cosy bowers, more time to rest and
read; but he can hear the horses
neigh for bundles of refreshing hay,
the mutes for fodder plead. The old
gray mare is beastly sick, the colic
makes her roll and kick, and stand
upon her head; and so he nurses, her
all night, until she's feeling well nnfl
right, instead of being dead. He has
to , hunt a missing sow, or saw the
antlers from a cow, so she won't hook
again; he has to crawl beneath a crib
and spoil his tucker and his bib, to
find a setting hen. The farmer1 has
more cause to strike than Jonathan
and Pete and Mike, who in the titles
live; hut he has many chores in View,
and walk-out stunts would never do
no' profit would they give. Rut if the
farmer struck, ah, me! Oh. where
In blltzen would we be, and where
would we get off? There'd be no
bacon and no beans, no flour or meal
or helpful greens, no skim milk in
the trough. If ,'er the farmers or
ganize,' and strike as strike the other
guys, there'll be a frightful denrth;
and we'll fold tip our weary limbs,
and heave a sigh and close our glims,
and Just fall off the earth. ; ,:
ORGANIZED LAZYNESS.
OddsandEnds
San Francisco. Thieves stole a
canarlunv'strombus luceatus from the
Academy' of Science building. "I
reckon' we can replace it," said the,
Janitor. "It was just n clam."
San r Francisco Mrs. Gertrude
Sprlas hid $500 in tho kitchen stove.
"Next time I heard from my husband
he was in St.'LouiH." she told police,
"lie wrote to thank me for the money."
New York Religion was tabled at
the West Side Y. M. C. A. when the
Hev. Lieutenant B. W. Maynurd was
Introduced for "a short religious talk"
The cruwd, yelled for a talk on flying
from Afantlo to Pacific and got it,
Los Angeles Believing n college
education should equip one for all
emergencies, fifty girl students at the
University of Southern California will
spend a day studying operation. of Los
Angeles divorce courts.
y
Marshall, Minn. TA Tte'rry, farm
er, put on an old vest and found a
check for J 370 in a pocket where It
had reposed for three years. He had
n't missed It. Yes, they're pretty well
to do up this way.
IDEAL is defined in dictionaries as a standard of pei-fec-
tion, beauty, .moral or physical excellence. Ideals
mould the character .of nations and of individuals, even
though never attained. Whether the ideals be lofty, or
lowly, they are reflected unconsciously. All that is fine
and worthwhile in life is due to ideals, and all -that is
mean and contemptible is due to, a lack of ideals.
If the ideal, the standard of perfection, of an organ
ization is high, the organization is a worthy one. As long
as organized labor was governed by such ideals, seeking
the abolition "of excessive hours, wage scales sufficient for
comfortable existence, improved environment, and in
creased efficiency in its ranks, organized labor received
the public support from fair thinking men that enabled it
to win its battles against the greed and avarice of indus
trial autocrats.
These preliminary ideals having largely been realiz
ed, we find many labor organizations adopting sabotage
and the consequent destruction of industry as their new
"ideal." To quote the language of the tailor's union as an
instance:
Re it resolved, That, whereas, the ideal of the J. T. tf. of A., together
with other workers, has been to a large extent realized; namely, the idea
of the 48-hour week we now need a new ideul a new goal for which to
strive, and whereas, this new goal has by all progressive organized work
ers been set as the six-hour day and five day week; therefore
Be it Resolved, That we, the Journeymen Tailors of the Pacific Coast in
convention nssembled, place our selves on record as favoring the Ultimate
shortening of the working hours to six (6) hours a day and five (5) days
a week, and pledge ourselves to do all in our power to consummate this
ideal.
Should the 5-day week of 6-hour days be adopted, the
next logical "ideal" would be a still shorter period of work,
with eventually no work at all. In some mysterious way,
the world's work is to continue without work and indus
try prosper without industry. By some subtle process the
creative genius and organizing brain which makes indus
try possible is to be replaced by the brawn of the hour-a-day
idealists.
Suppose the pilgrim fathers had landed with such
ideals at Plymouth Rock intent on a 30-hour week and
f ull pay how many centuries would it have taken to set-
ue America : suppose our iarmers would strike tor such
ideals how long would it be until famine eternally seal
ed the mouths of the demafomies nf lahnr? Raw 1 nn cr will
it be, anyway,-with labor lowering its efficiency and cur-
bailing us output Deiore universal bankruptcy destroys in
dustry and uniionism along with' it?
" Any organization that adopts such an economic fall
acy as sabotage as a standard of perfection, has outlived
its usefulness and gone to seed. Is there no program in
this imperfect world of sorrow to remedy and better hu
manity's condition other than organized lazyness?
If labor unions, admitting that they have reached the
long desired goal of reasonable hours, and adequate pay,
have nothing more to strive for, no other vision save that
of sabotage, they have lost their vitality and will soon be
numbered with the things that were but are not for
there is no place in this busy World for universal lazyness.
IOVE andMARRIED LIFE
uij, xne noxca mitnor
1 Idah MSGlone Gibson
Blkeston, Mo. Leonard MoMuUln
and James Fuulknor, nlrulnne hunt
ers will be tried at the next term of
the federal court on a charge of vio
lating federal migratory bird laws by
hunting geese with an airplane.
Dr. Horry Bouvy of La Grande was
elected, president of the Eastern Ore
gon Medical society at the recent con
vention In Pendleton.
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Ah Interview with Stadium- Gordon
I entered the room to find Madame
(loiilon In .biwl, her hair beautifully
dressed. (I have never seen it any
Other way, since). The room, too.
was In perfect order and everything
apparently arranged for my advent
upon the scene.
There wore a few roses on tho
table beside her bed, a pitcher und a
drinking glass. She had evidently
had her brenkfast although all "signs
of it had been removed. She seemed
prepared fur company.
"I sent for you, Katherlno," she
Bivid.- "becmiBo you an' I must come
to some conclusions In this unfortu
nate business."
Then apparently noting 'that I wa
standing awkwardly Just Inside the
dour, she said: "For pity's Bake sit
down. Yon make me nervous stand"
ing there."
I had not - been sure that I was
expected to sit down and I felt my
throat constricting and was almost
afr.'.ld that I should not be able to
keep back the tears.
I managed to say: "Although 1 do
not consider It unfortunate bustness,
Madame Cordon, to marry your son,
whatever you may think of his mar
rying me, I want to assure you that
I shall be very glad to do anything
to make youv life easier and happier
while I am with you."
I drew my brenth sharply. How
much she was like John! This speech
with which I had hoped to assure her
of my goodwill and' compliance with
her wishes seemed to lnfurate her.
Her mouth took on the same thin,
hcarl(t line that John's does when he
Is angry.
ilv life, Katherlne. was happier
and easier before you came than it
want to tell you now that although
possibly can be with you in it. I
John Is my son, I consider him verv
Inconsiderate of me ftnfl all I have
dune for hint by marrying some one
The
g Greatest
tsreaKiasi
Tilings hain't Jest right when a sal
aried imtn has t' work three days for
enough t' hire a workman one day.
Private J.fife Hud, who is im strike
duty (it tlnry. wni sliding wounded
Maturdny night by ft banvl ' wine
ro'lln' j'li hlin.
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Toasties
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Whom I had never seen or heard of,
without my knowledge or consent.
However, what's done is done, and I
suppose I must make the best of it!
"Although John Is making a good
deal of inoney it seems best both to
him and me that he should live with
me for a while ut least, ns I could
not consent at my age to leave this
house where I have! been so long its
mistress, for even tho place that I
know will be offered me at my
daughter's. "
"I will never consent to be a dow
ager, and as I made plain to John
yesterday, if you stay with me It must
lie as my guests."
"I hope John told you that when
he insisted that 1 should take the
reins of this household into my
hands, I made the same remark to
him," I answered -quietly,
I knew it was the wrong thing to
be so nasty tti"yfelt outraged. Why
could not that .old woman have met
me half way ,or even a quarter way
along the road? Instead, it seemed
to me by the look upon her face that
ahe was enjoying my! discomfort
and I have no doubt she was.
"John tellB me," she continued,
"that his sitting room, bedroom,
dressing room and bath will be quite
enough for your convenience. I atu
very glad that you feel this way
about it because I certainly could not
have the arrangement of my rooms
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changed in any particular.
"The house lias been decorated
very carefully as you perhaps have
noticed, by one of the most famous
interior decorators in the country. I
can not have Its harmony and gen
eral ensemble spoiled by any change."
She looked at me expectantly but
I did not speak. Again I saw her re
semblance to her son, for, just as
he had done a short time before, she
exclaimed: '"Why don't you say
something?" and I answered just as
I had then:
, "Why, you liave said everything
necessary, haven't you?"
She looked somewhat surprised
and then said: "Rut I didn't .think
that you, a woman, would be satis
fied to live in rooms planned especi
ally for a man!"
"Oh, I shall change those rooms,"
I- said, unthinkingly.
"But I have just told you. Kather
lne, that I cannot have the decora
tions of my house changed."
"And I have just told .you,' Madame
Gordon," I answered quietly, "that
I shall feel free to make my changes
In John's rooms that will make them
comfortable for me. I am perfectly
willing to give In to you in everything
that is just indeed I probably shall
give in to you in things that 1 con
sider unjust but I cannot allow you
to have the absolute control of the
few rooms that you have set aside for
John and- me.
"You would allow any strange
guest whom you were obliged to
house for a length of time, to make
a few changes in her rooms that
would conform to her Individuality
and I shall take that same privilege."
Madame Gordon's answer to this
was a fit of hysterics in which she
called upon Heaven to observe how
dreadfully unhappy she was, and she
succeeded in bringing her maid to
the rescue as I departed.
(Continued tomorrow.)
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