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of doctoring photograph
WASHINGTON (UPI) - The
Communists again have been
caught in the act of doctoring a
photograph for propaganda pur
poses. This time the sleight-of-hand
was performed by "The Worker,"
official newspaper of the U.S.
Communist party, published in
new York.
"The Worker" devoted a large
portion ot trie Iront page of its
Nov. 19 issue to a picture bearing
the headline: "U. S. war planes
invade Viet Nam skies."
It showed a U.S. Air Force jet,
apparently in the process of tak
ing ott from an airfield. In the
foreground stood a bamboo-hatted
coolie with both fists rajsed over
his head in a gesture of anger
or protest.
Charge Violation '
The caption said that "scores
of U.S. jet bombers and fighters
have arrived in Saigon" in a U.S.
military "intervention" which vio
lated the Geneva agreement of
1954 for a truce in Viet Nam.
To a casual reader, the picture
might seem like photographic
"proof" that American warplanes
were operating out of a Viet
Namese airfield to the disgust of
a local citizen.
To sharper eyes, however, the
picture tells an entirely different
story.
A photographic analysis shows
that both the plane and the coolie
are in almost perfect focus, al
though they obviously are separat
ed by considerable distance. At
the same time, some bushes in
the bottom of the picture are in
very poor focus.
As anyone reasonably familiar
with a camera knows, you do not
come out with results like that
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unless the negative has been al
tered. Different Shadows Notad
Another interesting feature of
the picture is that the highlights
on the plane are along its topside,
indicating that the sun was
approximately overhead. But. the
shadow of the coolie s left arm
lies straight across his hat, at an
angle which shows that the sun
was fairly low in the sky to his
left - !
Unless there are two separate
suns in the skies over Viet Nam,
this means that the coolie's pic
ture was taken at a different
time than the picture of the
plane.
In other words, the picture is
known politely as a composite,
or more bluntly, a fake.
This is the second time this
month that Communist propa
gandists have been caught with
their fingers in the photo-dootoring
glue pot.
Earlier, the Soviet government
distributed a picture which was
supposed to be evidence that
West German Gen. Adolf Heusing-
er took part in World War II
atrocities. It purported to show
Nazi soldiers burning a Russian
village at Heusinger's order.
The only trouble was that the
Soviets earlier had distributed the
same picture and had identified
it as a shot of Japanese soldiers
burning a Chinese village.
Porter may get
federal post
EUGENE (UPI) Former
Congressman Charles 0. Porter
said Thursday he was being con
sidered for a federal job which
would take him out of fourth dis
trict congressional race this year.
Porter said the lob was the of
fice of assistant director of the
Arms Control and Disarmament
Agency of the State Department.
He said it carried the rank of
assistant secretary and paid $20,
000. However, lie said there was
nothing definite and, "meanwhile
I'm continuing to campaign."
Porter served two terms in
Congress before he was beaten
by Rep. Edwin Durno, R-Ore.,
in 1960. He is seeking the Demo
cratic nomination in the fourth
district along with House Speaker
Robert Duncan of Medford; State
Sen. Robert W. Straub of Eugene
and Patrick M. Flynn, a Eugene
fireman.
Porter said he also was being
considered for a Latin American
consultant role. This, he said,
would not take him out of the
race.
KENNEDY KIN RESIGNS
WASHINGTON (UPI) The
State Department announced
Thursday the resignation of Pres
ident Kennedys brother-in-law,
Stephen E. Smith, -as deputy di
rector of the department's opera
tions center.
The White House said Smith
was in New York, managing fam
ily business affairs. Lucius D.
Battle will be new head of the
center, which handles crises.
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Groucho used ammunition
bigger than his targets
By Fred Damig
UPI Staff Wrlttr
NEW YORK (UPI) - Groucho
stepped up to TV's peashooter
range again Thursday night for
another display of Marxmanship,
He made the mistake of using
ammunition that was bigger than
his targets.
Result: Groucho? Glib. Contest
ants? Glub.
"Tell It to Groucho," the new
est CBS-TV feature, opened with
the legendary comedian doing an
impersonation of a dancing
"shark" from "West Side Story."
As it turned out, that was the
funniest comment Groucho made
all night.
For his new show, Groucho no
longer sits on a stool, wiggles his
eyebrows and his cigar. Now,
Groucho slouches on a coucho,
puts his feet on a coffee table,
unbuttons his jacket, keeps the
cigar at the ready, and puts down
his impervious guests with a
steady barrage of disparaging
declarations.
The carefully screened guests
are permitted to sit down, too.
They bring with them "fun prob
lems," chat with Groucho about
them for a while and then play
a fast flash-picture identification
game for up to $1,000 in cash,
and move off.
Groucho's first sparring part
ners were a mother and daugh
ter who were both talkative, hus
band-hunting cat lovers. They
brought 13 cats on stage and
Groucho remarked that he hoped
they lived on a beach. No, we
live in Hollywood Hills," said the
mother. No matter how deflating
Groucho's comments or questions
get, his thick-skinned guests can
be counted on to smile, play it
straight and serious.
Even when Groucho said,
"Could you keep your trap shut
for just a second?" the guests
kept rolling along.
It seems to me that Groucho
doesn't really believe in his
guests, his format, his jokes, his
mission. Although this time
around, the game and the money
occupy smaller parts on his half
hour, this new show is basically
the same thing that had lost its
punch last season.
It's a grievous loss when TV
keeps Groucho around as another
bland time-waster. Since such
wits as Bob Hope, Mort Sahl,
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DENVER (UPI) Members of
'he Colorado Senate had to listen
to President Kennedy's State of
the Union address on the radio
Thursday.
The television set ordered for
the renovated Senate lounge had
been delivered instead to "The
Senate Lounge" a nearby bar.
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King are relating material to re
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disappointed when a mind such
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Charges brought
against two
union officials
WASHINGTON (UPI)-A federal
grand jury in Philadelphia Thurs
day indicted one Teamsters Un
ion official on perjury charges and
accused another of demanding
and receiving an illegal $1,000
payment from two employers.
Atty. Gen. Robert F. Kennedy,
announcing the indictments in
Washington, said the perjury
charge was made against Anthony
J. Kenney, a shop steward of
highway truck drivers and Helpers
Local 107 in Philadelphia. --
Another indictment accused Sam
Bakely, secretary-treasurer of
Newspaper and Magazine Chauf
feurs and Handlers Local 62S. of
violating a Taft-Hartley Act ban on
illegal payments to union repre
sentatives. Bakely was charged with de
manding and receiving $1,000 from
the United News Co. and the Unit
ed News Transportation Co.. both
of Philadelphia, Sept 20, 1960.
Kenney was accused of Ivlne be
fore the grand jury last Dec. 6
by denying that he asked his em
ployer to buy a $100 ticket to a
teamsters' dinner in October, 1960.
The indictment said that Ken
ney had asked George Leno, op
erator of Michael J. Bobb, Inc.,
a Philadelphia trucking firm.
The indictments were linked to
a fund-raising dinner held in I960
to raise funds to pay legal expens
es of Raymond Cohen, secretary
treasurer and business manager of
Local 107.
Cohen, a trustee of the Interna
tional union and an ally of Presi
dent James R. Hoffa, is awaiting
trial in Philadelphia on state
charges of conspiring to defraud
the local. The state indictment
followed disclosures by the Senate
Rackets Committee.
Two other teamsters' officials
in Philadelphia were indicted last
Dec. 6 on charges of demanding
and receiving money from em
ployers in connection with the Co
hen dinner, Kennedy said.
They were Lawrence J. Mullen,
secretary-treasurer of Local 161,
and Joseph Westenberg, Local
107 organizer.
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