ThmUndi Buffetm. Monday. August 15, 1955
OUR BOARDING HOUSE with" Major Hoopla
by Nadine Seller
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RALPH THE EAT-- COM.B
ALLEGAN, Mich. (UP) Mem
ber! of AUfgan's City Council wish
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FUDDtUS -fOMISUT AMD
residents who live along Filth,
Wayne and Kalamazoo streets
maybe the warden vJill
would make up their minds.
swe vod vooe old
One week, the council received a
NUMBERS
petition 'asking the city to put
road oil on the dirt streets "as
soon as possible." The council saw
PACK
to it that the request was carried
out promptly.
Then a petition arrived asking
the city "never again to apply oil
to our streets."
"Guess the only solution to the
problem would be to blacktop the
streets, one council member said.
Can't Please
All the Time
OUT OUR WAY 1.
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MARTHA WAYNE
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v .V RIGHT- AM,y? DAYS L NOvv-V KTTl .-A to meet up mirrJfrmPi
Herald rv RsJTn pp&! Bk1 iLM
FRECKLES 4 HIS FRIENDS ' ,
'f'Z?J&-y;ls7 kfep . 1 I and a iL I I 1 I Now be k ocar and HMe.LfT D 1 mduldnt waht TPf I
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Left His Son
At Barbershop
MILWAUKEE (UP) Peter
Colosimo, Shorewood high school
swimming coach, doesn t go around
the house deriding anyone for for
getting things these days. .
He recently took Tommy, five, to
the barbershop and left with In
structions to wait until he returned
in a few minutes.
Three hours later Colosimo went
home.
Where's Tommy?" he asked
Mrs. Colosimo, just before making
a mad break for the barbershop.
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FEDERAL '" TRADER Siff!
Andrrsoa, Sl-ytm-oid former
governor of South pakota, li
exptcted to be appbltd to
the Federal Trade Commission.
He completed hii setpnd term
as governor laij January.
, NEW' MEffACEf ..
PASSAIC, N.J.MUPJ - Prank
Cimlno reported Thursday to Mag
istrate II. Dick .Cohen that he had
gotten rid of his 1941 model auto
mobile as his honor had ordered
because it ; was :a "menace"
the road.
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9 tit Sun Hr Nws
1:66 Bob Grceo Newt
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9:lt FuhoB LrVta Jr.
9 :80 Off the Record
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9:5&-Let's Talk FootUaU
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TUESDAY, APURT II. 1U
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7 140 News
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do Bavn of Rat
9i00 BolMin Board .
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9i45 Top Tonm
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19:40 If a Woman' World
10-0 Man Abaqt Tcrwa
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UiSMum tor Omr
12:00 Neoatlmo Melodlea
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6 1 80 The Alander ,
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( :0O.ts. XMxtrlct Attorney J
8:90 Eddie Flaber Show .- :.
I its Tepuar Farorttes..
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9:5ft-Lers TsDc FoOlball -. :
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19:80 TrwMUry 'Afwat , . .
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Swetl Pie Simpson? She went home!"
Humid Days Offer Workers
Daily Double In Capital
By HARMAN W. NICHOLS
United Press Staff Correspondent
WASHINGTON (UP) What's
new?
Trie hot humid days in Wash
ington recently have provided gov
ernment workers with what could
be called a "daily double." The
G-workers don't get cut loose un
less the thermometer hits a cer
tain mark; but the catcher is the
humidity has tq hit another fig
ure. The standard for go home
is 95 hot, 55 humid. The odds
against that combination are al
most prohibitive. It Tuns down the
line heat . first, humidity second.
uxe sukb; (, aown to iuu-js. a
lot of ' government offices have
thermometers, but how does a gov
ernment worker tell 4 humidity
when he see one?
Perhaps the telephone operators
la the Capitol building were the
most enthusiastic in their fare
wells to the adjourned Congress.
i The more than 70 girls work
the year . around," but when the
talkative senators and - represen
fatives are out of town- they at
least have time for a coffee break
During a sesslori, $7,000 calls a
for Genuine Chevrolet
Pairts
Save Time & Money
There Is no use beating around Hie bush about It ,
do SAVE TIME & MONEY.
, genuine Chevrolet Parts
When you use them, you know that you are getting the BEST PARTS. You
are getting Parts that FIT and DO THE RIGHT JOB In the first place. Then,
after the job is done, it continues to wear and wear and give you the service
that you want.
We take great pride in the fact that we carry e BIG STOCK of GENUINE
CHEVROLET PARTS for quick service to our . customers. When you need
CHEVROLET PARTS, anything from a valve to a new ENGINE, give us a
ring or mail us your order.
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED OR YOUR
MONEY BACK!
Tltnd ()
day are the average, according
to chief operator Miss Nena
Thomas. The girls work around
the clock whether Congress is sit
ting or fishing
Lady Congresswoman Edith
Green, the Democrat from Ore
gon, has invented a fictitious
clown she likes to call Cong.
Blpfsk of Lower slobovia. She
quotes the phony law-giver, thus
ly: "Best way to handle the Salk
vaccine problem is to give each .
home a monkey and do-it-yourself
kit."
The American Federation of
Labor would like us to know that
a single worker has been guar
anteed an annual wage. This fel
low, according to national head
quarters here; works for Local
466 as a projectionist for the
motion picture operators. His job
is in an outdoor drive-in theater
In 'Astoria, Ore. He Is, according
to an agreement, to get $90 a
week for the best weeks of the
year and 185 a week for the bal
ance of the year. He is to work
six days a week for seven months
and three days a week for the rest
of the time.
About 60 per cent ol all United
States visitors to Canada cross the
border at Ontario.
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BAB'S NEXT? - German
newspapers report that Baron
Gottfried von Cramm, 45-year-old
tennis ace, and flve-and-ten
heiress Barbara Hutton
plan to be married in Tangier,
Morocco. Rumors of their en
gagement have cropped up pe
riodically for years. This time
Von Cramm says: "Ask me
again in October."
AdvcrUMmcnt
Teacher Wrong
Teacher said there were twen
ty sheep in the pasture and one
lumped out. How many were
left? All the class said 19 were
left all except one bov. So
teacher questioned him. "Maybe
you know numbers, but you
don't know sheep. If one jumps
out 01 the pasture, I
tney all ioiiow.
So the boy an
swered. And the I
Bible agrees. "Ail I
we like sheep have I
gone astray; we I
have turned eveiy I
one to his own
way and the Lord
laid on Him, the
sins of us all." See
Isa ah 53:6.
The one time rounder told
how as a young fellow, he lay
in the gutter down In San Jose,
sobering up. He reached out for
a piece of crumpled paper and
read how Christ would give him
the power to go straight. If lie
took Christ as the Son of God
who died for him. Right there
he took Christ as his own Sav
lour and was lifted Into a new
life. All his days, on to death,
Sears hense, he went straight,
iere Is the offer of new day9
here and eternal life. This Mes
sage sponsored by a Hilleboro,
Oregon family.
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