MONDAY. 'APRIL 21. 1952
THE BEND BULLETIN. BEND. OREGON
PAGE NINE
Woman to Write
Political Verse
By BOB JAIN
(United Proa Staff Correspondent)'
' CLEVELAND, O B Magda
lene Ktihlman is a woman who
doesn't .let polities' occupy her
time, except in rnyme.
The presidential elections this
year stirred tne wz-year-old ex-
school teacher and she took time
off from her "complete service
rhyming business" to dash off
some sentiments on possible fu
ture chief executives. The over
all picture, she described this
way:
"You .will excuse me
"'If I say they confuse me."
Being an Ohioan, however, she
prudently added:
"I'll be tabbed as jplain daft
If I don't vote for JTaft"
The Ohio senator faded as Miss
Kuhlman turned toward Minne
sota and said:
"I might say in passin'
I kinua like Stassen."
She warmed up on Eisenhow
er and Warren to finish off the
Republicans:
"I'll go on a stride
If they don't elect Ike!
It's as plain as a lighthouse
i Who belongs in D-wight House!
suu, meres notmng I'd like
more'n ,
' To see Governor Warren
- And his spouse ' "
; In that House. '-.'
. And who will say that Honey
bear
Wouldn't be a knockout there?"
The Democrats took just four
lines in Miss Kuhlman's political
panorama:
"Oh, Mfe' would be clover
With Estes Kefauver
And Russia less scary
Under Harry."
She threw up her hands when
' asked' for a definite choice, and
declared: .
"I'd rather lie wittical
Than political."
, It is the men right at home.
she thinks more of than politic
ians. J or example:
"With me
You see, ;' , ' .
The men who get top rating.
Are the ones I am dating!"
Miss Kuhlman began rhyming
for a living five years ago when
a serious illness forced her out
of her job teaching in a Michigan
high school. She has been tagged
"The Bard of Avon Lake" after
the suburb where she lives.
Her work now ranges from
song, lyric writing (her biggest
item) to doggerel for political,
anniversary and holiday events,
with a liberal dash of prose .5,
mg oi dooks, meses and couegi
papers. .
That takes about 60 hours of
every week, With the rest of her
time she edits and prints a week
' ly newspaper on dianetics and
works on her new -dictionary for
song-writers. . .
"I'm up td 'A' in the dictionary
now." she said. "It looks like a
long project."
SHEEP HAVE FIELD DAY
ANDOVER. Conn, (IP) Twins,
triolets and Quadruplets were
born on a sheep farm here the
same day.
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OLD GLORY OVER STEEL PLANT The gates were open and
the Stars and Stripes waves over the entrance of the U. S. Steel
Company plant in South Chicago, 111., as workers enter the
grounds. President Truman seized the steel industry in the name
of the United States to prevent the walkout of 650,000 steel workers.
Experts Believe
Test of HBomb
Will Be Success
By JOSEPH L. MIXER .
WASHINGTON, April 21 R
This appears to be the year of
the H-bomb.
Weaponeers are confident that
the country's first real H-bomb
test, planned for next fall at Eni
wetok, will be a success.
So far there have been no pub
lic announcements about the
staee of H-bomb development.
But one atomic Insider has told
the United Press: '
'"Things are bubbling along in
the whole area of H-bomb work.
The activity is intense, and damn
ed important things are happen
ing. Tne ffcople should be made
aware that they are-happening."
Other sources have said the
first test explosion of an H-bomb
will be held in September at the
atomic proving ground in the Pa
cific.
It will be a tremendous explos
ion, if it works as well as inform
ed sources believe It will. It will
be a "bang" far bigger than the
Atomic Energy ' Commission is'
willing to set off at the continen
tal proving ground near ias veg-
as, Nev.
Only relatively "small" atom
ic exolosions are permitted there.
The so-called "public" explosion
scheduled in Nevada Tuesday win
be of a "nominal" A-bomb rough-
Gunhers Score
Four 'Perfects'
Four members of the Bend
Trap Club were 'on the target"
yesterday, in their weekly shoot
on the grounds south of town,
and turned in perfect scores. In
the 25 x 25 class were Everett
Rambo, Al Chittim, I.M. Wells
and Roy Branton.
Six members turned In scores
of 24 out of 25. They were M. L.
Stoddard, a marksman from Port
land; Ed Mitchell, Walter How
ard, C. L. Smith, Marshall Hunt
and Lloyd Maslll.
In the Handicap event, Elmer
Whipple and I. N. Wells turned
In scores 01 and Dr. J. i. van
devert checked in with a 23 score,
(Continued from Page 6)
third with 1093. Others to get in
the' money were: Pat Rizzuto,
1093; -Marcine BaiUyl 1076; Hazel
Pnweri. 1070: Bette Wallan. 1067:
gfJJfarger Douglas, 1064; Doris Hu-
ber, 1048; Betty Hebert, 1040;
Maxlne .Blucher, 1039; Boots
Howe, 1031; Arllne Cundell, 1030;
Faitlj Erickson, 1050.
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ly comparable to those detonated
over Nagasaki in World War II
and at Bikini In 1946. :
The first H-bomb will be s
souped up A-bomb whose explos
ive power has been augmented
by a kind of heavy hydrogen
which can be made to blow up
under the Influence of atomic
heat.
For years now there has been
talk of a hydrogen "super bomb"
1,000 times more powerful than
a "normal" A-bomb. Since the
nominal A-bomb is the energy
equivalent of more than 20,000
tons of TNT, the super bomb
would be a 20,000,000-tonner.
Such a weapon, exploded in the
air over a city, would destroy
practically everything in an area
10 miles across.
HAS TWINS AT 16
LOGAN, Utah 0-One of the
nation's youngest m o h e r s of
twins is 16-year-old Mary Lou Col-
son Shaffer of nearby Preston,
Ida. Mrs. Shaffer, married at 15,
is the wife of Neil M. Shaffer, 20,
himself a twin.
1- -
Oregon Campaign
PORTLAND, "April 21 (IFV-Gov.
Earl Warren of California will ar
rive in Oregon Friday to map out
his campaign for the state's May 16
primary election.
Warren is the only candidate of
six for the Republican presidential
nomination who is expected to
make an active campaign, in Ore
gon. The others are Gen. Dwight
D. Eisenhower, Gen. Douglas Mac-
Arthur, Harold Stassen, Senator
Wayne Morse, and W. R. Schnei
der,- an attorney irom bt. lows,
Mo. . .",
Elsenhower's supporters will
carry on a drive in his behalf and
Harold Stassen is expected to
make a brief visit to the state.
Morse has said he-will return home
but only to ask voters not to vote
for him. MacArthur has said he
wants no part of the election or
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Oregon, in many of the same cities
where he campaigned for the vice
presidency in 1948.
YOUNG BY CALENDAR
MONTPELIER, Vt. IIP) Mrs.
Elvira R. Weeks has had only 20
birthdays, yet she boasts a fam
ily of 19 grandchildren, 40 great
grandchildren, and one great-
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born eb. 29, 1808.
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la According to our accountants. Union Oil
made a net profit during 1951 of $27,295,971. If
this bookkeeping profit represented the com
pany's actual "take" our 38,347 common share
ownera would be overjoyed. But after paying
dividends of $11,444,259, we actually ended up
on the minus side of the ledger to the sum of
$7,534,000 in working capital.
2. Hera's the reasons In 1951 we had to spend
$62,421,000 for replacement of worn-out equip
ment and oil properties and to enlarge our facili
ties to meet the greatly increased demand In the
West for petroleum products. This money came
from three sources.
3. $40,281,000 of It came from the "depreci
ation and depletion" allowance. (The sums a
corporation sets aside each year to replace
equipment and oil properties when they're worn
' out.) $14,606,000 of it was made up out of profits. 1
$7,534,000 of it was taken from working capital
the "checking account" a business keeps on
hand for day-to-day expenditures.
4. Wo obviously can't keep dipping into our
working capital indefinitely and stay in business.
For if we do we'll eventually run out of money
to carry our receivables, inventories, etc, and
pay our daily operating expenses. That's why
something has to be done about a situation that
affects "not only us but every U. S. corporation.
5. Briefly it Is thlsi The sums the tax collector
allows you to set aside for depreciation and de
pletion are based on what things cost when yon
acquired them not what it costs to replace them
today. Since these depreciation funds aren't ade
quate to replace equipment and oil properties at
today's prices, we have to make up the differ
ence somewhere or go out of business.
6 On top of this, extremely heavy taxes on
corporate earnings make it almost impossible to
retain enough profits to make up the difference.
So we have to take it from working capital. That's
why we must have a tax policy that, will permit .
corporations to earn enough for the replacement
and expansion necessary to maintain the produc
tivity and economic growth of the nation. .
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