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THE BEND BULLETIN, BEND. OREGON
Stan Heath May
Follow Father's
Professional Path
By Hal Wood
(United Prm Sporu Writer)
San Francisco, Feb. 9 mi If
All-American quarterback Stan
'Heath has only half the intestinal
fortitude that his father displayed
as a professional baseball player,
he will become the all-time great
of pro football, says Oscar Vitt.
Via, who was in professional
bascbull for 35 years and gained
most of his fame as manager of
the infamous Cleveland "Cryba
bies," said that Stan's father,
Mickey Heath, a good first base
man who played in the majors
and the Pacific Coast league, had
the biggest heart in the game.
May Be Sensation
"ff his boy Stan, who was dn
all-American at Nevada, shows
anywhere near as much stuff as
his father did, he'll be a sensa
tion," said Vitt. Young Stan, 22
years old, has been signed with
the Green Bay Packers of the Na
tional league.
Vitt then went on to recall the
gamest incident ho remembers in
baseball and one of the funniest.
"f was batting out grounders
to the infield of the Hollywood
club of which I was manager at
tne time," Vitt said. "And Mickey
Heath was on first base.
Grounder Hit
"I hit a grounder down to
Mickey and lie scooped it up and
threw it to the shortstop. But
just as he did, someone inrew in
a ball from the outfield and it
cracked Mickey right on the back
of the head. It was thrown so
hard that he was stunned.
"In the meanwhile, the infield
had tossed the other ball around
and buck to the shortstop who,
without looking, threw buck to
first base. Heath wus staggering
around and this bull conked him
on the side of the face.
Cracked Twice
"It was so funny to see Mickey
getting cracked first from one
side and then the other that I wus
doubled up with laughter.
"Heath look up and saw me
laughing and he was so mad that
he walked off the field; into the
dressing room and was pulling
off his unifarm," said Vitt.
"But I talked him out of it and
he came back Into the game and
drove in the winning runs de
spite the fact he hud a knob the
size of an egg on his head and
his cheek was bruised from the
other ball. .
"Later I saw Mickey set the
league record that still stands
for getting 12 consecutive hits
achieved while he had three car-
Sport Parade
the bone,
"That's what I mean by intes
tinal fortitude and if the kid
has half what the old man had,
he'll be the greatest grid star in
tne business."
By Osear Fraley
(United Prma SporU Writer)
New York, Feb. 9 HP) The Babe
would have been 55 today and,
wherever he is, he'd probably like
to know that after almost six
months from the time he took the
final third strike they still haven't
forgotten him.
It isn't likely they ever will.
You felt that Sunday night as
the New York baseball writers
tossed their annual shindig. Few
things are sacred when tne lads
get to clowning. . And this clam
bake was no exception.
They roasted everybody, from
Commissioner A. B. Chandler on
down to a well-done turn. Chand
ler, Leo Durocher, Ford Flick, the
National league and television all
came in for a bit of slow burn.
(The lights dimmed and the
crowded grand ballroom was in
stantly silent as a picture of
George Herman Kuth flashed on
the screen.)
They gave Flick, the erstwhile
sportswriter and radio commen
tator, the real business.
The skit went like this:
"He was born nuts and had a
relapse. When he was two, his
parents moved, but he found out
where they went. At four he ran
away but his parents didn't find
him because they didn't look.
When he came back, they ran
away. Finally he got an athletic
scholarship changing strings on
yoyo's.
"The best thing Frlck ever
wrote was an expense account.
But his writings are a collector's
item a trash collector."
(The picture of the Babe showed
him taking a cut at the ball, and
there was poetry in the memory.)
They hopped next on Chandler
with a little super-imposed ditty
rhymed to the tune of "All I want
Is my two front teeth."
Because Chandler has spanked
Durocher rather soundly on sev
eral occasions, it went like thls
"Everybody said that Lippy
would lose his head,
"They figured Happy- would
knock him dead; ,
"But when they learned that
the punishment,
"Was Leo's front, teeth."
(The joint was noisy, as such
affairs are, throughout the pro
gram. But it was different when
they saw the Bambino. You fell
them all jerk upright and the
quiet was instant and hurt your
ears.)
As for Video, the writers had it
well labeled. They saw, in the fu
ture, the firing of umpires for ad
Ubbing games played in the morn
ing so they could be given out oy
transcription, and the elimination
of home runs until the games
were presented on a coast to coast
hookup.
(Then briefly, there was a
heart-stopping shot of the Babe
that dreadful duy . last summer
bunkles on his right arm and,) whJ; J)laslme ho walke
wrist mill rcquu eu incisions t.io
Madras Looking
For Dump Site
Madras, Feb. i) Residents here
are engaged in trying to find a
remote, abscure location for the
city garbage dump. President
Guy F. Wade has appointed the
following chamber of commerce
committee to work with the city
council and county court in ef
forts aimed at eliminating the old ;
dump, located on a main traveled j
county highway between here and
Metolius and Culver: O. H. Moore,
George Hamilton and Wayne Fos- j
ter. j
The old dump is declared an
affront to all motorists using the
county road and residents In the
southwest part of town declare
the smells emanating from burn
ing litter are offensive when the
wind blows from the southwest.
CASH
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TAXES
Easy to Get
Easy to Repay
$25.00 to '300.00
ON
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FARM MACHINERY
LIVESTOCK
Up to '500.00
ON AUTOMOBILES
Terms up to fifteen months.
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Madras Firemen
To Obtain Truck
Madras, Feb. 9 Declaring the
$t;,000 vehicle, which is especially
equipped, purchased last year, is
not adapted for use on the rough
county roads of Jefferson county,
the Madras volunteer fire depart
ment has secured cooperation of
the Madras chamber of commerce
In plans for obtaining a second
ambulance for answering emer
gency calls in case of sudden ill
ness or accidents in any part oi
the county.
James L. Lewis, fire chief, re
ports that the U. S. bureau of
reclamation office here has a 4
wheel drive, panel truck which
may be available.
up to the plate in Yankee sta
dium. It was well that the. lights
were out.)
Happy birthday, Babe, and
many more. For they proved last
night that you'll always be a liv
ing part of the game called baseball!
'Mr. Available'
Waiting for Offer
New York, Feb. 9 mi--A tall,
handsome man who calls himself
"Mr. Available" waited Tuesday
for takers of his offer to sell him
self for $25,000.
For that sum, "Mr. Available"
said, he'll do anything "within
reason," from climbing Mt. Ev
erest to mail-ying the bearded
lady in a circus.
"Mr. Available," who calls him
self that because he doesn't want
his socialite Boston family to
know he's on the auction block,
said he wants the money to pro
mote 33 gadgets he's Invented
since he left off acting in Holly
wood. A 28-year-old former B-24 pilot,
he said the Inventions include a
disposable umbrella that could
Antique Shock Machine
To Cure Colds Found
New Lebanon, N. Y. tT An an
tique dealer's search of a New
Lebanon barn turned up an elec
tric "shocking machine" used by
the Shakers more than 100 years
ago to treat coughs and colds.
The strange therapeutic device
consists of a glass cylinder that
generates static electricity by
turning against a chamois pad. It
is considered the most complete
example of Its kind. The only oth
er known specimen, incomplete,
is In the New York state museum
in Albany.
Relerences to the "snocklng
machine" were found In an 1827
journal of the Shakers, a relig
ious sect.
sell for 10 cents.
"I'd never make enough doing
anything to finance my ventures,"
he said, explaining his offer to
sell himself. He said he plays sev
en musical instruments, loves
children and is a good cook.
Dinner Meet Held
By Toastmasters
Toustmasters at their weekly
dinner meeting last night induct
ed two new members, made plans
for the election of officers and
listened to five minute sXK?ches
that covered subjects ranging
from tree rings to Bend's econ
omic future. (Jeorge Simerville
was toastmastcr, with Don H.
Peoples presiding. Dr. Bradford
N. Pease was table topics master.
Vance Coyner, Phil F. Biogan
and William Niskanen were
named as members of a nominat
ing committee to sumbit names
for an election that will be held
In two weeks. W. K. Hand and Les
Schwab were Inducted to member
ship, with Bob, Thomas in charge.
Principal speakers and their
topics were Gail Baker, "Tree
Rings"; VV. R. Hand, "Green-
Catholic Missions
Receive Grants
Catholic missions of Oregon,
Washington. Idaho, Montana and
Alaska have received gifts and
aggregating $114,937. for
chapel building and repairing, ed
ucation of students for the mis
Honary priesthood and subsid.z
ine of missionary priests, it has
een ca ned here. 'iTm gilts were
from the Catholic Church Lx.en-
Wurt,yiho largest con.ribu-
WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 9, 194,
Hons was $27,630, allocated .
n,to ntu rimoL- i tot-
sides" ; Fred Paine, "A Life Line";
( iftoru Briggs, "The Object Is to
Economic Future of Bend , a.id
Shirl Harmon, "The American
" Vera Larson was general evalu
ator, with Bill Mark, Harold As
pinwall, Ralph W Crawford, Bob
Thomas. Harry Drew and Clai
ence Bush as his assistants. Dick
Boucher w as grammarian.
rpIcpf ritv Hi'npxL i iS6" tot-
Francis Catholic church ttS
in the Baker diocese. ' 1
Included in the group tha,
tended the annual meeting J
fathnlle Church r.vi. 8tlt
ty In Chicago recently w,?
Most Reverend ljm w r-uw t
adjutor bishop of BakerV'
who represented Bishop J'-'
F. McGratn, v
'These gifts and grants
made possiblo by the charity
friends of the Lxtension o,L!:
and subscribers oi fcxtens
magazine, which regularly''
lishes the urgent needs ol
home missions and comm
them to the charity of Cathof
throughout our country," j. ,s
mentioned by Father Win!
Coughlan of the local Canv
parish.
The protein, phosphorus i
min and riboflavin in lima'bes?
make them Important nutria
ally, especially when used in B:
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