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PAGE TWO
Pioneers Defeat
Medford Tigers
In Great Upset
YESTERDAYS RESULTS:
. "B" Tournament
Clatekanle 4, Grant Union 27.
Keedsport 35, Arlington 88.
"A" Consolation
Eugene 47, Newberg 81. -Vernonla
89, Hillsboro 35.
"A" Championship
Washington 61, Buker 41.
Oregon City 41, Medford 40.
Salom, Ore., March 17 IB It's
Washington high school of Port
land against Oregon City for the
Oregon state "A" basketball title
tonight; and in the "B" division
Clatskanle will tangle with the
high scoring Reedsport five in the
final game slated as a preliminary
tn ih "A" finale.
Those who doped the state
tournament were feeling pretty
. cocky last night with all favorites
breezing home until the Oregon
riio Pioneers ud and bopped the
nroviouslv undefeated Medford
Tigers, 41-40 in a terrific upset
Slave Off Rally
The Pioneers came from behind
at the half and pulled ahead short
ly before the end of the third per
iod and staved off a desperate
Tiger rally to score a victory tnat
placed them against the rangy
Colonials of Portland In tonight's
pay-off game.
Meanwhile, the Eugene Axmen
'and the Vernonla Loggers were
slated to battle for fourth place In
the "A" tournament this morning
In the consolation final. The Ax
men konked Newberg 47 to 31 and
Vernonla dumped Hillsboro 39-35
to win the right to square off for
consolation honors.
34 Polnto Scored
One tournament record went by
the boards yesterday when Reeds
port's "B" team forward, Clyde
Dewltt, scored 34 points, helping
his team win over Arlington, 55 to
33. Clatskanle got Into the "B"
finals by beating Grant Union,
44-27 in a final half spurt.
! Ashland Is the defending "A"
champion but lost out to the pow
erhouse Medfords and Isn't repre
sented this year. And against Ore
gon City, Medford started out
with a 6-1 lead, only to slump and
let Oregon City get ahead, 9-8
after five minutes. Captain Bob
Watson and Darrel Rlggs hit the
basket and started a Medford
.rally which held, up for a 24-17
lead at the half. , .
., Rlggs Goes Out
- BanlsJujientk the scrappy
Pgg3 on fouls soon after the In
termission cut down Mcdford's of
fensive.. Little Art Jones started
peppering the basket for Oregon
City and got his team ahead, 34-32.
, The final seconds were hectic,
with Medford behind 37-39, then
38-41, 39-41, 40-41, and the final
two minutes were scoreless as the
olock ticked Oregon City Into a
hair-breadth victory.
It was Oregon City's first final
spot in the stato tourney after
nine straight years as a contender,
Al Simpson, the Medford coach,
had won the title last year with
Ashland and a football title with
Medford and was hoping for a
thiqd title Inst night.
Height Helps
The Colonials of Washington
used sunerior height to conquer
the smaller Baker team. Baker
was cold the first quarter, while
all-state center Jerry Krafve and
guards Bob Lavoy and Bob Max
well gave Washington a 17 to 5
lead In the first period. Washing
ton stayed about 10 points in front
despite a rally by the Baker team.
Washington was ahead 29 to 21
at the half, both teams scored 12
points In the third period.
Krafve scored 115 points, with
Lavey getting 12 and 11 for Max
well. Peterson was high for Baker
with 14.
Suarez Is Victor
On Delayed Blow
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Portland, Ore., March 17 (in It
wasn't because Cecil Hudson was
billed from Los Angeles and
Johnny Suaro. from Portland that
the crowd last night was on the
side of the local scrapper. The
fans were sore because, billed only
5 pounds heavier, the Los An
geles negro appeared from ring
side to have at least a 20-pnund
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And when Hudson felled Suarez
With a foul blow in the eighth
round, the crowd really got sore
and swarmed to the ropes while
several policemen elbowed into
the irate fans to keep order while
the match was awarded to Suarez.
From the very first it looked
luid for Suarez as Hudson drew
blood early with a swift, nasty
left. Out reached anil outweighed,
the Mexican appeared not to have
a chance to go the ten rounds.
And Hudson behaved as If he'd
finish this hoy off any time now.
i Snare. Wins
! But as the rounds wore on and
Huaroz, who formerly fought In
Los Angeles before coming here.
began to look better and better,
Hudson grew 111 tempered. His air
of disdain faded to one of perplex
, ity as the lighter man evaded his
haymakers. Finally, in the eighth,
when the boxers were breaking,.
Hudson let fly with a right while
Johnny's hands were down.
As soon as Suarez recovered
consciousness, he was awarded
the match..
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By Jack Cuddy
(United I'reM Staff Correapomienl)
New York, March 17 Ui An
other "Song of Norway":
It Is uncertain whether the
bad news has penetrated yet to
the little mountain town of Lok
ken Verk in German-held Norway
whether it has reached motner
Emma Tokle. But when It does,
there will be weeping among
widow Tokle and her poor neigh
bors at the foot of Blornliebakken
where little Torger Tokle used to
slide on barrel staves.
The U. S. war department an
nounced yesterday that TSgt.
Torger Tokle had been killed in
action in Italy on March 3. He was
struck by exploding shell frag
ments while leading his Infantry
platoon in an attack against' the
Germans In the high .Apennlne
mountains. He would have been
26 on March 1; .
The village pf Lokken Verk will
mourn Sergeant Tokle's death, be
cause the amiable, sanoy-nuirea
lad became the most famous man
In history of the f jell (mountain)
country. He became one of the
greatest ski jumpers of all time
perhaps the greatest. In 1938
before the Germans came tor
ger went to the United States,
became a citizen and on March 1,
1942. established a new North
American jumping record of 289
feet almost the length oi a loot
ball field.
If Tokle could have, had his
way, this record never would have
been made. He wanted to fight the
Germans for his adopted land and
for his nutive land. No quisling
was ho.
Despite his almost tearful pro
tests, he was rejected for army
service In January, '42, because
of a defect In his. teeth result
In This Corner
Ity Mickey Myrlck
Elimination of the positive Med
ford Tigers ' from state tourna
ment competition last night by the
heretofore somewhat negative
Oregon City Pioneers seems to
make touiney honors rather an
affirmative cinch for Washington
high hoopsters.
The up and - coming Pioneers
washed out the Southerners by
the narrow margin of 41-40 and as
sured themselves a rlianee to meet
the husky Washlngtonians in
championship play. All odds arc
Who wins?
Unit fishermen will be glad to
hear that Todd lake will again be
open to the use of halt, spinners,
etc., after several years closure
to all but fly fishing, while fly
fishermen will rejoice that the re
striction has been shifted to
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Fifty-fifty, so far
-but actually
Central Oregon wins, for 1111 113
i reported yesterday by Rep. Nis-
kanen as passed) originally in
cluded South Twin lake in the fly
fishing category, which would
have been regrettable to nil but
the west side proponents of the
measure.
More good news for shore fish
ermen, bait or fly, is the new law
prohibiting the use of motors on
most Central Oregon smalt lakes,
including the Twins Sparks. Todd.
Three Creeks, Pevils, Gold and
others.
Advice to fishermen:
You know you're going fishing
tins summer so wny not buy
that license Mm iind give your
dealer a break instead of all
swarming in al the last minute
and giving him writer's cramps?
...
It. H. Mi-Calllster. Crooked river
rancher, reports that last year
magpies destroyed more than M 'r
of the pheasant eggs In that local
ity
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the Sport World
ing from a minor ski mishap.
This rejection did not stop him.
Between ski meets, he worked
overtime as a carpenter In Brook
lyn and earned enough money to
have his teeth fixed.
One of the happiest days of his
life was Oct. 1, 1942. On that day
he finally passed his physical ex
amination at Governors Island,
N. Y., and was inducted for the
army. Eager Torger waived the
usual 14 -day furlough granted
inductees, and left New York im
mediately to join a mountain in
fantry regiment at Fort Lewis,
Wash. He wanted action.
The dispatches do not say
whether Torger was on skis when
killed. But unquestionably he
would have preferred it that way,
because he loved the long, grooved
hickories that took him soaring
through the air like wings.
It seemed that he was made for
skis from the time his father
first put him on barrel staves, at
the age of three, in Lokken' Verft'
At six, he-was competing on pine
skis on 40 -meter hills: and at
eight; he was out -jumping all
youngsters of his area on 60
meter courses. Not until he was
13, did he get a coveted pair of
hickories. Then he began knock
ing off prizes with regularity,
until he came to the United States
at 19.
In four winters of competition
In the United States, before Join
ing the ski troops, he cracked 24
hill records while winning 42 of
48 tournaments. He was a dar
ing performer, who featured a
terrific spring from the lumping
platform. Because he Jumped so
hard and so far, he usually kept
his skis wider apart than most
jumpers in order to case his
landing. Others had better form
but none his power and daring.
Local sportsmen are consider
ing the idea of building traps to
eliminate the predators. If trial
traps work effectively more will
be built and distributed in the
hatching area, wherever farmers
can be found who are willing to
operate them and dispose of the
trapped birds.
We bought a dog license yester
day, and though the compliment
cost a dollar we got our name on
it, while all Skipper got was the
tag.
But that tag will be little conso
lation to him when, April first,
he'll lose bis liberty. Skipper
loves to visit downtown, where al
most everyone Is his friend, and
that chain is going to hurt his
'pride
Cougars Victors
In Oregon Game
Eugene. Ore.. March 17 ill"
With their northern division has.
ketball play olf series knotted at
one game each, the University of
Oregon and Washington State col
lege hoopinen will clash here to
night in the game that will moan
not only the division title but an
N. C. A. A. regional tournament
invitation to the winner.
The winning team will board a
train in Portland Saturdav for
Kansas City to participate in the
regional play-off there. i
I-ist night, the Cougars evened j
the count in the series when their i
record-breaking 6 foot, S inch cen
Iter, Vinco Hansen, ran wild ann
tossed through -Hi points of the f:t
W.
N. I . counters which tooncd :
j Oregon by five points.
the Wen- ;
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mi- iiivgons pressed close on1
the heels of the Washington State I
team from the time that Hansen
dunked his first bucket in the'
opening minute of pl.iv. hut the!
Cougars managed to cling to the'
top part of the score throughout i
the game.
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Running Swede
Favored to Win
Chicago, March 17 1P Gunder
Hagg, Sweden's feather - footed
running champ, goes to the post
as a slight favorite tonight in the
bankers mile, featured attraction
of the ninth annual Chicago re
lays at the Chicago stadium. ;
The gaunt Swedish star reports
that the leg weariness which
handicapped him in two previous
eastern races had vanished. He
said he was prepared to lead the
bankers mile five-maen field a
merry chase around the 11 laps-to-a-miie
oval.
The fact that Hagg, holder of
six world titles, has regained
most of his famed floating power
is enough to place him in the fa
vorite's role as he bids for his first
victory of the American indoor
season. And that even takes into
consideration that Jimmy Raffer-
ty, the American king who is un
defeated in six major indoor races'
this season, will be challenging
Hagg on St. Patrick's, a day when
Irishmen are tough to beat.
Track experts, who have seen
the skinny Swedish shadow under
full steam, believe Hagg w'ill hand
Rafferty his first defeat which
does not mean exceptionally
good time since Rafferty's best
mark has been a 4:13.1 this sea
son. Snead Is Leading j
In Golf Tourney
Charlotte, N. C, March 17 II
Sammy Snead of Hot Springs, W.
Va., lately the most consistent
winner among the nation's lead
ing golfers, led the field into the
second round of the $10,000 Char
lotte open golf tournament today.
Slammln' Sammy played spec
tacular golf In yesterday's open;
ing round to card a seven under
par 65 over the hilly Myers park
layout.
Trailing Snead by a single
stroke and in second Dlace as the
second round opened was Harold
Uug) McSpaden of Sanford, Me.
McSpaden missed a great chance
to earn an opening round tie with
Snead when he hooked his drive
on the 18th hole and landed in the
rough.
Byron NelsonSnead's most per
sistent challenger in recent tour
neys, ended the day with a sub'
par 70 and a tie for fifth place, an
indication of the brand of golf it
will take to win first prize.
Fight Results
O'y United Pro)
New York- Cpl. Melio Bettina,
1!H. Beacon, N. Y., drew with
Jimmy Bivins, 185, Cleveland,
1 10i.
Providence, R. 1. Tuffv Reed,
lil, Trenton, N. J knocked out
iM-nooihoy Berthiaume, 181, Mon
treal, (1).
Worcester, Mass.- Johnny Cool,
1.11. Worcester, knocked out Earl
Mintz, 131, Jersey City, N. J., (1).
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to Play Raiders
Seattle, March 17 (IK It's Linc
oln's Railsplltters of Seattle vs.
the Belllngham Red Raiders for
the high school basketball cham
pionship of the state of Washing
ton. They, decide it at 9 o'clock
tonight.
In the semi-finals of the 21st
annual tournament last night,
Lincoln' downed the Everett Sea
gulls, 45-37, and Bellingham trim
med Snohomish, 34-29.
Snohomish Downed
The tall and rugged Bellingham
squad had little trouble with Sno
homish, except for a second half
drive that fizzled odt in the last
five minutes. Hal Arnason, Bel
lingham's tall center, proved to be
the real margin of difference, bag
ging 14 points for high honors.
Bob Carlson tallied 11 points to
lead the Panther attack. .
Coach Bill Nollan's Lincoln
team, with Center Sammy White
directing the offensive, roared
into a first-half lead of 31-15 over
Everett, and seemed destined to
make a rout of the contest. But
the Seagulls had plenty of fight,
enough to close the gap to 40-29
at the three-quarter mark and
give the Railsplitters a slight
scare.
Mert Waller with nine points
and Thad Frese with six, sparked
the Seagull attack. White and Art
Wake with 13 points each were
the big guns for Lincoln.
Kitsap Team Beaten
In the lowest scoring game of
the tournament, Lake Washington
of Kirkland trounced North Kit
sap, 33-11. Neither team was able
to score in the first half, leaving
the floor with Lake Washington
leading by the baseball score of
5-4. But the Kangaroos found the
range in the second half to pull
away easily from the North Kit
sap five, who could add but seven
points to their total. Rodney
Gibbs led Lake Washington scor
ers with 15 points.
Hoqulam edged Stadium of Ta
coma, 26-24, in the final game of
the afternoon. Captain Ed Gayda.
j almost a cinch for all-state honors,
led the Grizzlies by scoring 17
points. Stadium's scoring was
pretty evenly divided, Dick Brown
scoring six to lead his team.
Baseball Briefs
(By United Preu)
Muncie, Ind., March 17 IP
The Pittsburgh Pirates ran
through their second day of
spring training today without
Manager Frankie Frisch. Word
received at the camp indicated
that Frisch would not be on hand
for at least 10 days. The Pirate
manager is confined to his New
Rochelle, N. Y., home with a- bad
knee.
Evansville, Ind., March 17 dli
Hal Newhouser, who hurled 29
triumphs for the Detroit Tigers
last season, was in the Bengal's
spring training camp today get
ting ready for another year. New
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Terre Haute, Ind., March 17 P
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Pleasantville,- N. J., March 17
HPi Pitchers Mike Ryba, Vic
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Lafayette, Ind., March 17 UP
The Cleveland Indians today
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camp, but there still was no sign
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pitcher Jim Bagby and outfielder
Ed Carnet.
Atlantic City, N. J., March 17
dpi The New York Yankee man-
Dower situation began to clear
sliehtlv for Manager Joe Mc
Carthy today with word from the
club's otlices tnat a piayers now
were signed to 1945 contracts.
The most important, as far as
McCarthy is concerned, was the
signing of George (Snuffy) Stirn
weiss yesterday. The only man in
the American league to. get 200
or more hits last year, Stirnweiss
is expected to report for condi
tioning drills on Tuesday.
Tigers Winners
Over Baker Five
: Salem, Ore., March 17 IP
Medford took third place in the
State high school basketball
tournament here today by beating
Baker 51-49 but almost dropped
the game through over-confidence.
, Medford Coach Al Simpson saw
his team safely leading midway in
the final period and put in his
second stringer. Baker pulled to
within 2 points of the lead 4?
to 49 and Simpson put back his
first team to clinch the victory.
OBSCENE WHITING FOUND.
Bend, police today sought the
persons responsible for the ob
scene writings found late yester
day on the railing of the Tumalo
avenue bridge., Police erased the
writings, and warned that per
sons found doing it would be se
verely prosecuted.
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a city flare pot, and as speedily
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who said that he believed the car
had a Washington license.
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