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THKREXn nVM-KTIV. DAILY EDITION, REND, OREGON. TlENnAY, OtTOIIER 18. 1021
The Bend Bulletin
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Tl'ESDAY. OCTOBER IS, 1921.
SEEK ETERNAL THINGS:
We took not at (he thltiss
vhlch are seen, but at the
things which are not seen: for
the things which are seen are
temporal: but the things whl. h
are not seen are eternal.
2 Corinthians 4:. IS.
GOOD HEALTH
I am the cheapest thing in the
world.
With me, men have, felt within
them the power to move mountains
to fly the air as birds) .to gain the
wealth of Croesus.
I am the Secret of Happiness.
Without me the years are but a men
ace; old age a tragedy.
I offer myself to you and you do
not heed. I bide my time. Tomorrow
you will come begging, but I shall
turn aside. I can not I will tot
be ignored.
I am the sunlight of the day; the
Star-dotted heaven of the night.
I bold your future in the hollow
of my hand.
I can make of you what I will.
am the Door of Opportunity The
open road to the fairyland of dreams.
I am the most Important thing In
the world the one thing withont
-which all else is impossible.
You ask me who I am and I shall
tell you: I am Good Health.
From the Iowa Norses' Bulletin
June, 1920.
Panama Hats.
Host of the o-n:!led Panama hats
re made In Ecuador. The material
ia railed paja toquilla and comet from
a palm two or three meters high. The
leaves are cut Just as they are about
to unfold, the veins taken nut and the
fiber remaining Is dipped for a few
minutes In boiling water to which a
little lemon juice is added for bleach
ing purposes. Each leaf has approxi
mately 30 strands about 55 centime
ters In length, although the best grade
reaches 80 centimeters. The hats can
be woven only during the part of the
day when the humidity Is greatest,
since the straw of the best quality is
not dampened. A nun working six
hours a day completes an ordinary hat
In six or seven days, but on a very
fine one be spends a month and a half;
it is the labor, therefore, which makes
the bats expensive. The most famous
are those of Monte Crlstl; they sur
pass all others In fineness, lightness
ana perfection.
Advance With the Years.
To find life easy you must develop
right habits that make life automatic.
Men who develop riht attitudes to
ward toll soon become unconscious
adepts in things burdensome to others.
There's real Joy in being able to sur
pass those who would be your com
petitors. After all It's Just a matter
of being on the Job.
The normal man dreads the day
when he will not be rud at his best.
It 18 foolish to Imagine that you will
never grow old. That's part of na
ture. The way to enter the older stage
without embarrassment Is to rise with
the business to where you won't have
to do the physical tasks that require
young shoulders. Let youth hustle
the merchandise, you rise to the point
of telling them where to put It Grit
American Poisonous Snakes.
There are four poisonous groups of
snakes within the boundaries of the
United States. These are: "the moc
casin, rattler, copperhead and harle
quin. All are easily distinguished by
their large, broad heads, deep-set
black eyes, small neck, stout bulky
body and short tall. The most dan
gerous of these perhaps Is the mocca
sin, for It usually rests on branches
, of low trees and shrubs and strikes at
a passing victim. However, It will re
frain from striking unless Irritated
and will give battle only when teased
or frightened.
BlMMt Table Cloth In England.
In the line;; room of fSueklnKhara
pabce g h beautifully hand woven
tablecloth that wus made for Urn
coronation of Queen Victoria and Is
large enough to cover table for tf-O
diners. It hns only been used on live
ceos'oni. There Is c !'.gnd that
wine hag haver been spilr on the cloth,
nd that ft foreeaai i:i iUCk to say
who spills wise ni it
RipplirigRhijraos
jfVWt Mason
Cutting Expenses
"We must cut down expenses," says Warren G.,
aloud, and thus he charms the senses of this tax
weary crowd; beneath our load we've drifted, and
hoped to see it shifted; we'd like to see it lifted
before we draw a shroud. "What is the use of
working?" the heartsick voters say; "the tax col
lector's lurking to take our roll away; he watches
what we're earning, tax hunger in him burning,
and, when from work returning, he jumps us for
our pay. What is the use of saving?" the weary
workers cry ; "of pinching and of slaving, to put a
bundle by; the tax collector's waiting, his zeal is not
abating, we hear his teeth a-grating, he looks on us
as pie." The heavy burden never will from our
shoulders drop unless there's an endeavor to make .
expenses stop; the foolish bonehead spending, the
wanton waste unending; and Warren's slogan's
lending some hope to souls that flop. "We must
cut down expenses!" No wiser word's been sprung
since Adam built his fences, when this old world
was young; until that creed is taken, and wasteful
ways forsaken, we still must lose our bacon, by tax
collectors stung.
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Wcilm-sdny mill TIiiii-.I.ij.
Best Equipped Mine.
The Britannia colliery. South Wales,
la considered by expert mining engi
neers to be tha most modern and best
equipped In the world. It Is worked
solely by electrical power, and Is prob
ably the only colliery In the kingdom
which doea not use horses and doe
not raise a train of rubbish.
Ct Watchara Are Slackers.
At a recent convention of employers
one of them muile the statement that
the efficiency of Ms employees had
been Increased 300 per cent by the
removal of all clocks from the plant.
There are many employees who pay
more attention to the clock than to
their own work.-
MOVI17S
ltlti.lT Of KII.M
M'htT.lrl.lN tMI;
The engagement of ). -. Griffith'
wonder sperturlv "Way Mown Kai"
opens at the Liberty t lieu t re tonight
for a run of three days.
Hustcully "Way Down E.isf In a
picturuutlnn of thut delightful story
of New England rural life which
Lottie lllalr Parker and Jo. It. Cra
mer, made so fatniliur upon the Am
erican Mage covering a period of
more than a decade, lly Griffith's
treutment it becomes a new art. vib
rant with a life that I all but too
rapidly passing from view and Infus
ed with realism and tenseness plus
the finest mingling of pun oral scenes
ever conceived for an American
drama. Music adds Its charm to this
swelling appeal and the combination
speua a new lorm or expression to
every sense that seeks the playhouse
for entertainment nuil Illustration.
It Is deemed eeiillul lo mlvlne
the renders of this impel' that "Way
Down r.iiHl Is going lo park the
til. 'n lie from the opening pronenl
tlou nnd It will lie prudent for you to
make your reHerviitloiiH well In ad
vance anil before the word of It
singular power nnd charm put Heal
ill the grcatcHt demand.
Chanusd In Transit.
A tenelier iisUcd her pupil to mg
gi st a "iiit tn le sum; ,y the rln nnd
n patriotic I'I'le fellow In the rear
culled for "My t'oiintry, "Tl of Thee."
Ills voire m so weak Hint I till
tenelier eeiilil not niitlersltiinl ami a
youngster near htm Hang out: "He
wants 'Ills t'o-iniry Tls of llltai."
ItoMon Tninser pt.
A Parsunai Application.
We have never stink to our neek In
lllli ksiind anil stl'tlL-l'leil to get nut.
Imt we know the feeling. We have
tried to get out of dehi. Arkansas
nrette.
Mlatd Radiations,
The rnilllllloll of heal uml llcllt Just
show Hie fiirtir aiirfare la a mix
Mire of raillhllon front Hie aim, 1 1 a
sky mnl Hie einlh Itself, With n it
Arngo iiiilnomeler of ierfeetei nl.
Ill'lllliill, 1. Vllllnl. II repelled o Hi
('leui-li Heioleni, lina been utile to e.
tlinate the relative iroporiloiin, u
the clear iitiiioptiere of Nlee the earlli
appear to be the source of utiotit 7
per cent of the tolal initiation; tha
ky, of ntuMil '.'H per rent, mid Ilia
reiiinlniler ri preient (lie poilloti com.
'ng directly from the aim.
Orajtorsa.
A ninn In pnr.o.i -.i-rn.-. f,.,,
no little wants 1.. . ...,
11V . ltt.aV.it aUlaJaa LIT
Safe
Milk
For Infinli
& Invalids
rsO COOK1NO
.ha "Food-Drink" for All Ac.
Quick Lunch at Home, Olficc, ami
Fountains. Aih for IORUCICS.
it-Avoid Imitations & Subililutct
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American Legion Men!
IT WIM. UK TO YOl'll AIV ANT.UiK To TAIJC WITH I S
THE CENTRAL ORECON ASSOCIATES
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The Mystery of the
Cook's Pet Parrot
rnr
Che
A FUNNY paper recently.
a a
SLIPPED ME a good laugh.
WITH A wheeze about.
a a
A FAMOUS ventriloquist,
a a a
AND WHY he had quit.
a a a
THE VAUDEVILLE state.
IT SAID he dlcover1,
HE COULD make more Jack.
8ELLING WOODEN purroU. 7
SO WHEN I got home.
I PASSED the joke.
TO OUR cook, who owns.
BOTH A peechleis parrot,
AND A sense of humor.
BUT SHE muffed It.
BECAUSE SHE didn't know.
WHAT A ventriloquist was.
a J
SO I had to explain It
as
AND ON the way out.
I BLEW Just a whiff.
OF CIGARETTE smoke.
a a a
AT HER amusing old.
a a
FOOL OF a parrot
a a a
WHICH NEVER talks
1
AND I said, "PolL
HOW D'YOU like
mm
AND TO this dar.
ITS GOT me guessing;, v
WHETHER IT was cook.
OR THE blamed bird.
WHICH 8QUAWKED baefc.
JHEY 8ATISFY."
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Better to be Slow and Sure
Than Fast and Sorry
Just lierause a spenl cop doesn't slop )ou every time you
step tin the arrellevatnr mo I watch the dial of your apeatl.
otueter creep up tu 40 and 4.1 mile, an hour la no reason
why you should not use good judgement. lie your own
speed rop. ItrmenilM-r when )ou drive too fast you en
danger the lives and property of other people as welt as your
own. Ilesld.-s fast driving damages the road mure than
anything else.
The Brooks-Scanlon Lumber Co.
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Ex-Service Men
who are applying for the loan with
which to build or buy homes in
Bend need not wait, for the mon
ey fiom the State. We have a plan
which will allow immediate posses
sion of good, modern houses. Titles
guaranteed.
The Shevlin-Hixon Company
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PROFESSIONAL AND HI HINKM.S DIRECTOR Y
CHESTERFIELDS spealt for
themselves. They let you
know you're smoking. They
"satisfy" and yet, they're mild.
An impossible combination, you
say? Sure everywhere but In
Chesterfields. The blend does it
and the blend can't be copied!
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CIGARETTE S
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