TIIR MINI IllLMSTIN, IAII,Y KDITION, IIK.S'I), OHKflON. HATIHDAV, FRIIIll'AftY B, 1021. I'AGE 7 (Ity Mis. I.. V. fliilvlivll I'hniin III. U KIM1) NolM fur viil.ll.all.nl In I l.c Inl i-iilumll In Ilia Halunlar laaua nl 'Hit llullallll mual III mil Ixlor ll.aii aiau u'rlurk mi t It arianui'in of Ilia tiny iirtrrilliii- Tim ivgiilnr iiiiinlliiK 'I"1" tllu llviul HI inly i;l II If wns the nrninlon of II ilnllghiriil social ii rrn 1 r mi Monday when Mis. Clinrli'M llnyili'i i"i- liilni'il Willi li 1 n'rlnrk luiii'li'-on In cntirlvsy In III" Misses Huilky of Klorii H. ('., who haw h'-ru guruls of iliulr 1 1 t during ilmlr vIhM or four i ilhs In I1." ml. Hlnco Hi" ynillil! lailli'M W'TD In Html Dm imxl ily for tlH'lr southern llOIIIK. Hi" lllllln dllCOI'llllollll Welti Sllg- Ki.Hllvii nf III" Journey nciims (Im enii tllll'lll. 'I'll.' Illlllll lulilu wiik 111 II II.' Ilvly ci'iilmi'il Willi u small mill''"'!" flllfil wllli Dm iniHvn Cvulriil Orvgon shrubbery, iiIkiiiI wlilrh with plu I cninlvlnlirii, hi'iuliiK W' candlis, (!itliii'i plum ranis marked llm viirloim mopping plan's on Hi" con liiiil'iilfil Journey, wlilrh Iii-kiiii wlih tlu iiiilni tin iiifit' on Hi" lll'iiiii'iii''l cunl al Hi" place, of tho prosliliinl of llm club, Mm. I.. W. (iiili-lmll. 'Kiirn wll llmiil." mill uncivil wlih "lliiiii", Hwvvt llninii." Following Hi" ""iv- llIK Of II lIl lll lllllH lliri'W-COUI'HU linii-h- 0 Hid guests r.-llri'il to llm IIvIiik rooin. whiTH tliu 1'i'Knliir program of tho dull wim cmrli'il out. Mr". I). T. t'lirmmty nml Mrs. Miitirlrv ('iiiiIiiiiiiii with hostusicnn on Wi'tliit'Hiluy nfti'i niinii, whvu ihvy en tertained with u hrhlK" piuiy ut Hi" I in of tint fonniT. A large puny of guests vnjoyi-il tliu popular game uiilll lulu iifliTiioon. whi'ii prlv with nwinilml to .Mm. I.. A. V. Nixon nml Mm. Curl A. Johnson. At III" tin ii it 1 hour delirious p-freshmenis Wvr" HITVfll. c Tim Kpiirloim rooms of llm (.'. H. Hudson lliiiii" wito crowded on Mou iliiy evening when tin) Kplsropal guild viiliTiulnvil wllli a nml puny. Tim iiffiilr wim pliiimi-il for Hi" pur poso of mining money for the Kplm-o-piil choir. Klxty gucHls spent Hi" evening III lh popular illvi-i hIihih of bridge ""'I lv" Hundred. I'rvrvd IiiK th't serving of u Huh' Itini'lmtin. Hid milium of Mrs. Kd Hroterhcius linil Mm. K. II. Well wvr niinotiiiceil its wliinvrit nl bridge and Mm. Uros torhous an wliuivr at Klvo Hundred. Tho wives of tin! Kinbloni dull members met Thursday iiround tho luncheon ttihl" at III" dull for Hivlr II H II II I )ll H I IK'XH llli'VtlllK. Till) llfUT- mi.iii wiik npunl nt cnritK. Tim Kplscnpnl guild m"t yesterday nfUTnonn nt th homo of Mm. K. J Callow on Awlimy roiul. where Ihvy spent I ho ufltirnoiin howIuk. Til" liullvH of Hm f'lilliollc rlniirli with rufvlvvil Tliiirmluy iifiiTiiiinn 1" Mm. S. K. O'l.iiiiKlilln nt hiT honi" In 1 ha May iipi'tnii-iim. Tho KiiIkIHh of ColiiinhiiH wvi" iiKiiln himiH nt nil vnloynhlo party ul Iliulr now cliilirooiiiK WvilnvKiluy cvii nliiK. I'lvo lltinilri.'il wiim play.'il un til 10:30 o'clock, whon tho iihiih'b of Mm. I.vwlit Allvii nml J, !'. ArnoM with n n :ti ii iki(I ii h IiiivIiik ma. In llm hlKlivil ni'iu-i'ii. Tim iiiiiiiilinliir of Hit' i.vi-iiliiK wiiii Hpi.nl in llanillin, At ii liiiv limir rvfi'iiHliiiniiilN woro noivinl. fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiniiiiiimiuiiiiiMiiiiintuimir ICS liiitiiiiiiiitiiiiiitiiiiiiititiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiiianiiiiiuniiiiitn'iiiiiii l;p..inpiil Htimliiy ncliool will ho hull) ut KiiIIii.t'h hull ut 10:30 u. in. GLORY ACCRUES TO LEADER To U flomombemd, One Hni Only to b Fir at In Buna Undertuklng That 6uccoe0l. Aihiin'it tlnry wim In livlnu III" flmt mini, ami Dvv'k In IivIiik III" llml wmiv mi. 'Ih"y luivii livi'ii Inlhi-il of lliiimdi nil Hi" -t-iil itrli-H fur inilliliii! vicivpl thut ihvy wit" Hi" HiMt in ii w, tho IliNt to ho tiiiiiili-it ninl tho llmt t' fall. Anil m II Ih wlih ninny oIIht pvr ftiiim nml vviiiln Hint llml thi lr iiliivx In hlhlnry. AInJH It Ih tliv In dn 1 1 1 1 1 k' h or thlnim 1 1 it I .sh"i L'l.uy on I hi" pailli Ipiinlii. nnlilopliiT CiiIiiiiiIiiim till H JllHt ' I. "I'll llllllOIVll njjlllll IlI'lllllH" liv wiik lliv fli-Ht In illrovvr Aini'iliii. nml Ih" lulu III. i; nf tliv I'llKrliim In rvlvlirnivil Iivviiiikh tlii'y with tho llmt to viiIiiiiImi .Miihkiii'IiiihvIIh. I larva nl r4)li'i-i In IivIiik lliv llrxt liiHllliHliin of Iviiriilnx In wl.nt Ih now lliv t'iilti"l Kliili-H ii ii' I IiiivIiik Hit tip III" firs I Printline pP'HH. Tliv Unit wIIIith of liny rninniiiiilty nrv nlwiiyn pi-run of prlinv Inlvri'Ht, nml tho llmt mini In wviir piinliiliiniiH or vnrry nil niiilirvllii, If Ih'liiu tniluy, colli. I coin inoiivy hy puilliik' liliinu'ir on vxhlMll'in. If inn) wnntH to hv rviiivml'iTi'il, one him only in ,lrk mil lliv ."l wIiitv n ifii-ul vliy Ih In Im Inilli, or ciiin-.t liliiiii'lf wlih mi ImliiHiry thai Ih tamml In Ki'otv. or tin khiiiviIiIiik llml Ih I ml In Iiitiiiiii. tlx failllnti. II" Ik lit nln'R liniiiiirtiill.i-il, (ii-tii-ratinii nftvr i:"iv nil Inn will Hpviik Mm iiiiiiip, nml on tuinlviTiiiiry iiri'imliiiiH oriil'TH will himml lilt prnlM. Id may hv lmllvhl ually mi trvnti-r i Im ii iImiiiviiiiiN who Imvv rnmv nflvr. hilt lliv jtl'TJ' "f h"v Im; l.ivii th" llml will hv upon Iilm fnrvvi-r nml a ilay. ('iiliinihim IUh- plltrll. SET RECORD FOR PROFLIGACY MOOSE DANCE Saturday Night rUliLIC INVITED MOOSE HALL ,m:mmiimiii""i""'i'"'"mli,ll,lml,m,ll"ml"llraln D.mlih Courtier, Hundred! of Years Ago, Started Fathlon Copied by Some Modern "SporU." Th" 'Mirt" who MiilitK I. Ik clKiir "l wlih I, lilt hni) lliv pin " Ki-t linn IrviU of jviim hi;. i l.y cuirllvrH In Hi" rvlirii "f ytiwii fiinillnv Mitttltln of rii'iimnrk. IIIIIh worth $.'10 wore iihviI hy Ihvm a h plpv UkIiIith, nml Ihv Ivml vmhlp huh Hikvn hy nn olil rnuv, fount llalitxnil, who. iilllioin.'h W. won Ihv low of tliv hviuitlfiil Snphlii I.lvvriii t, of the roynl Imllvt, n innlil of IS yi'iirw. 11111117.1111 wiih Ihv hrnliiH liv hlinl lliv pi.. I Hint hrukv Ihv mlo of ihv Kiillly ciivvii nml hvr Invvr, Pr. Simiii , nml put tin' dowiiisvr iiiivn, J 1 1 1 1 it i nt Maria, In niwvr. That imliilv hnly promptly tnriivil mi Itiiiilnii nml nrilvivil liiin IiiiiiIhIivO. Ilr mm Hunk in invliini'lioly, hut l.rL'l.i. iH'.l Iouk vmniKli to kIvd n ,ii!,.-. ft Im 1 1 h nml vnlvrlnliiinvnlH uioi'v hrlllliint 1 1 ill ft liny lliv klinrilmn liinl known. Thvn hv ilrvw IiIh plslul, ami nil will. I Imvv livvn ovvr Int. I nut tliv lowly Sophia vnlvrvil nt rtlnt ino-iiii-it t nml hy kIiikIhi; n trio of olil mvliiillvH to tliv tlnklv of hvr harp, won I. ark hli ilvHlrv to llvv. He ill. I nut illv nnill ninny yviim Intvr, nml Ihvn illcil nn hv wr.nlil hnvv wlslivil to illv wlih liN It. ".In on, nml n h the rvsult of n ilnvl In Kronen ovvr the favor of n hnly. Capt. Roger Clap to Hli Children. Hi'Krr C'lnp's words to Ills children .vvrv : "Yon hnve hvttvr fuoil nml mliiivnt lliiiii wim lii former tlinvs; hnt hnve you hvtlvr hvnrtH tlinn your forefnth vm hnil? If so, rvjolro In thut mercy, nml lot New ICiikIiiiiiI then shout for Joy. Surv nil the pviiple of Ooil In other pnrtH of tliu world, thnt shnll hour the children nnd Kriindrhllilren of the flrxt plmiliTH of New KukIiuuI hnvo better heitrtR, nnd nro more henv f uly than their jiredvcvsHom, they will doubtless iirently rejoice, nnd will sny : 'This Is tho generation whom the Lord lull It blessed.' " Cnpt. Horit Chip, nn KiikIIhIi colon ist In Ainerlrn, wim one of the foun ders of Dorchester, Muss., will Inn there In 1030. Ho wns rnplnlii of tho fort or "cnstle" on C'nstlo Island from Ulliri to KISO, nfler which, until his donlli. he lived" In Huston, lie Is best remembered for bis "Menmlrs," which tic prepnied nboiit 1070, but which were not published until 17111, when they were edited by Thnnms Trlnce. Porridge, Talliman. Porrldue Is wlint the Scots nro brought up on: (but nnd theology, nnd the curious thliiK Is Hint only those who come from north of tho Tweed know the secret of how to ninke It. The KniiUsh hnve n brenkfnst dish niiide will! onls. whllo the people of the Hulled Sliiles nro perfectly frnnk iibinit It nnd cull It "ontnivnl." The Scots hnve liven nccused of heliiR chin iiIhIi. hut It limy bo Hint they nre only fond of their national dish. A trav eler In C'niindn ono morning nllKhted from the trnln nt Scotln Junction. Phi the niiino of the slntlon nnd the pictures of KdlnburKh cnstlo nnd the t'orjh brldgo Jn the llttje. botej lirliig I'lchylvrliui II. (.'. Hurt ra lift, pimior, Alwnys HoinvlhhiK now nnd nlwuys Hoiiii.thliiK liilorvHlltiK t tho iivrvlrns of tho rliiiivh anil iiImii In tho Hiitiduy Hdiool, This Ih duo to tho Hiilvnilld hook Unit wo hnvo for ii Ktildo in what wo Kay mid touch, tho Illliln, In Hi" lllhlo Hdiool ut 10 o'dorli many of tint trraniiniH of IIiIh hook will h i hroiiKht In siidi u way iih to to hrliiK tlniiii wlihlu ri-nch of nil iikvh. At Hid moniliiK worslilp ut 1 1 o'dock Iho "family" of Jod will Im "xplulnvd li nd it Hid till", "C'on 1 1 1 ion h of Kvllownlilp," and thin, too, will h" lakrll from tho lllhl". At tlm vvonliiK Hvrvlco ul 7:30 o'clock Hni pastor will deliver ono of IiIh Hor iiioiih from tho Iloolt of Ilevvlnt Ion. AmoiiK Iho blhlli.ul books thorn Ih noui) Hint Ih of moru IntiTVHt In Ihvsc dnys. Tho Hpvdul Hiihjurt for IhlH 1 1 mo will ho tho "Kvven-Kviilod Hook." Tho sermon will be IIIiih trittvd by nivalis of u liandHoinoly piilntvd chnrt which Iho puHtor bus JiiMt coiiiplvled. You nro not only In vited to count und worship with us, hut wo will bo Kla. I to ullow you the opportunity to unk j ihihi Iohm If you have nny Hint perplox you und which need uilHwerinK. At our prayer nicotinic every Wcd iivsday wo huvo a lllhlo Htudy und every ThurHilay evening wo huvo a lllhlo lecture which Is ulwuys fol lowed hy a conferenco or round luhle talk on tho subject. Doth of these urn nt 8 o'clock. I list I.iitliviun S. A. KlellHdith, pastor. Sunday Hchool, with Bible clans, 10 n. in.; preaching services. II a. m. in ICiikIIhIi und 7:30 p. m. In Norwegian. The Oa lech ii mens will meet rh usual, every Wednes day owning ut 7 o'clock, but for tho couvviilviico of thOHo that cannot take part with uh nt that hour, wo have Htarled another class, which will meet Saturduy ut 2 o'clock p. in. FARM BUREAUS HELP MARKET LIVESTOCK . a. - ' all . , Tho American Farm Bureau Federation Is making the same ef fort to protect Its livestock growers as Its grain growers. A plan has now been launched for a cooperative llvmiork commlmlon operated by livestock producers throughout the middle and southwi.it. Ne braska, Illinois and Minnesota are alrvadjr operating 1'lani re now underway for Missouri. Colorado and Toiae. The upper plcl, re shows baby beeves raised by girl and boy calf clubs and sacriH'.ed early to the market, us II doe not pay to fatten them Lower picture shows Western llerfords In pen at Chicago to be marketed by tre coopcra tlvo commissioners In the effort to reduc the margin between tm rnln on the hoof and th price paid for meat hy the consul.':" Man Cannot Senae C?mlng Rain. It Is somewhat exlruonllnnry, but linn Is the only nnlnial that rnnnot iiituriilly penelvo approaching rain. All olhrr animals show nnvnslness vhen rain Is coming. At su.h tlmi'Sj docs gel rvll.-.s, nits iiiiuikh unil iish tl;dr curs, frog crouk with n onil, harsli noise, owls screech, pea .neks cn am nod (lurks anil geese nro iinisuiilly noisy. This Is said to be liie to tho relaxation of their nerves y the dump nlr, which makes thetn uiiciiHy. Friday and "Bad Luck." The bud luck supposed to nltnch to Fridays Is triirenltlo to tho worslilp of I he goddess Freyn, who felt herself slighted If nny ono began n Journey no this, her festival. In punishment she wns wont to direct misfortune to nssnll the offender. he (Dbb Shop Is now ready to supply your want In OFFICE SUPPLIES STATIONERY BOOKS OR GIFTS In tho New location Corner WALL AND OREGON In Old Lara Building Only 8urvlvor of Past Age. The sphi.'uodi.n, a lizur.l-llkt- animal found only In New Zeulnnd, Is the only modern representative of the great reptilian order living at the close of the CurhonI?crouB age. Jud Tunkins. Jud Tunkins su.vs many a man thinks he Is giving ndvlce when he Is merely being encouraged to loosen up bis conversation and get big measure taken. "Book.' and Thingi" ( lii-lstliin Bible school, 10 a. m. Hotter ho 10 minutes eurly than one minute late. Social meeting nnd communion. 11 a. m.; Christian Kn dvuvor. 11:30 p. ni.; prayvr meeting, 7 p. m. Tliumdnys. Our teacher's conference waB a great succchh lust Thursday night. Many problems were disposed of to tho sntlHfactlon nf all. The call of the hour Ih for leadership of our children nnd youth along the paths of I'.lhlu Htudy and Christian living. We would be pleased to havo more parents come out nnd help us along these lines. A hearty welcome will bo waiting for you. Mvthoillst Rev. W. H. Lamb of Madras will occupy the pulpit nt both morning and evening services. Musi cnl features of the morning Include Iho anlhom, "Keep My Command ments." by tho choir, and a solo by Miss Miirgn,ret Thompson: in the evening, a solo by Mrs. C. V. Sllvls, accompanied by tho choir. Other Sunday and week night services as usual. Rev. J. Edgar Purdy, pastor, will return from Madras early in the week. hnrk nny hnppy memories? Perhaps, yes. I'erlinps, no. Anyhow It wns no ticed thnt when he henrd the quiet request, "Wull yer hae some parr-Itch?" n smile sprend oyer his fnce. Thnt settled It. The best must be a Scot. Mean Advantage. Chairman (of public banquet) Gen tlemen, before I Introduce the next spenker, there will he a short recess, giving you all a chance to go out anil stretch your legs. Guest Who Is tho next spenker? Chairman Before telling you who be Ih I would rather wait until you conic back. Life. Tricking Fate, Every Hindoo must hnvo a son to perform tho proper rites in bis behalf so thnt he nuiy be released from pur gntory after death. Kspeclnlly cursed, therefore, Is he whose fate Is to bo sonless. Ono such, n Brahinnn, pro pitlnled tho god Vishnu nnd obtained n boon, lie naked for n son, but, slnee n son wns not In the mini's fate, Vishnu refused. Twice this happened, but tho third time the Hrnhmun asked thnt his merriments might he shnred by gods and men alike. This wns grunted. Ho then went home, locked bis door nnd, with his wife, began to slug nnd dunce. Thereupon, nil the gods nnd men, by tho terms of tho boon, were compelled to sing nnd dimeo with Iilm, nnd the business of Iho universe wns brought to a stand still. "Slop !' begged the gods. "Only when you grunt me a son," answered the Hrnhninn. And lie had his way. W, N. Brown In Asia Magazine. Put It In The Bullotln. THE UNIVERSAL CAR THAT DEPENDABLE FORD QUALITY FORD durability began back in 1903 when Henry Ford started experimenting with Vanadium steel and heat treating processes. He knew that a more exact tempering of steel for motor car building must be worked out. Vanadium, it was learned, when added to molten steel, gives to that steel a greater toughness and adhesiveness. And now other alloys have been found which are superior to Vanadium. With the Ford Motor Company constant progress is the daily companion. The Ford products Car, Truck, Tractor grow in quality daily. Heat-treating tempers each part so that it will best withstand the wear or tear to which it is subjected. Ford chemists and analysts have created formulas and standard specifications for every individual part of the Ford car not only for the steel but for everything from pneumatic tires to top. Ford durability isn't a matter of accident, it is a matter of painstaking thoroughness in laboratory and factory. The Ford is a car of precision of standardized values. Order your Ford car now. No matter how fast they may be made the demand multiplies faster. Order today for we can make fairly prompt deliveries Runabout, Touring - Car, Coupe, Sedan, Truck and Fordson Tractor. Cent-Ore Motor Co. BOND STREET BEND, OREGON Home Buyers Need Not Worry Buy a home from us now and if you get out of work because of local conditions We Will Carry You We have several fine homes ready to move into, best locations, reasonable terms, and priced much less than you will have to pay for the same kind next year. Come in and see us and get located for the winter. J. RYAN & CO.