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TUESDAY, DECEMBER 21, 1920.
IN HIS NAME
Surjpose that, on Christmas morn
ing, the children of your family
found tho following presents await
ing them from Santa Clnus:
One piece of soap, unscented.
One chocolate .cake so tiny that It
could be covered by a, small fist.
Can you guess what the result
would be for the day? You wouldn't
expect peace, good will and a general
atmosphere of delight. You would
expect, rather, roars of indignant
wrath. And you'd get them with
out the least doubt in the world.
Yet in Europe, when they distrib
uted exactly these gifts unions the
kiddies, the little faces were
wreathed in enchanted smiles.
Pretty soft, satisfying these for
eigners, says young America, elevat
ing Its pampered nose!
It miglt be easy to please you,
happy children of the United States,
if you, too, had gone hungry and un
washed for several years.
Do .you know that there are chil
dren in Europe, born during the war,
who have never tasted sugar, much
less candy? Do you know lltat there
Mince Pies
My Aunt Jemima used jto rise when wintry
weather came, and make the grandest .old mince
pies! She was a queenly dame; she had blue prints
for pies and cakes of old colonial times, compared
with which our modern fakes in cookery are crimes.
My Aunt Jemima bakes no more, no more with mo
she dwells; she journeyed to the other shore, where
she is wearing bells. There's no one now to make
me pies like Aunt Jemima made; the housewife to
the grocer hies for mincemeat that's decayed. Oh,
now and then a female cries, "You're talking
through your lid, for I can make as gorgeous pies
as e'er Jemima did. Come, eat with us .tomorrow
eve, and I shall have a pie that will your yearning
soul relieve, and squelch your hopeless sigh." And
I loom up for grub on time, beneath that dame's
roof tree, and find her mince pie is a crime, just as
I knew 'twould be. Then I must like a statesman ,
lie, to save, her from despair, and I assure her that
her pie was right side up with care. I'm homesick
. for the old time plans, old days, serene and sweet,
.when housewives didn't open cans for everything '
we eat; when stuff like mincemeat wasn't tinned,
or sold in paper sack, but all my sighings are as i
wind the old times don't come back.
are children who have never drunk
fresh milk? Do you realize that
there are 3,500,000 children wh'o
will have to do without food of any
kind and who will die;.' unless you
help Mr. Hoover to feed them?
They are scattered over central
and Eastern Europe, these children
In Poland. Austria, Hungary, Czecho
slovakia. You can pick out any in
dividual, or any group of them. In
any of these countries' you 'choose,
and the European Relief council will
"undertake on your behalf to see that
the child or children do not starve.
For the iltchens of this council
honeycomb these countries. And
from them they distribute the soups,
stews and cocoa on which young Eu
rope has been living now for years.
Try to remember this when you're
arranging your Christmas expendi
ture. Try to remember what Christ
mas really means. Then you won't
begrudge Just a little to that child
whose birthday you're about to cele
brate with gifts and feasting, for
"Inasmuch as ye have done It unto
one of these little ones,' said- that
child when He had grown to man's
csluto, "' have done it unto Mo."
COMMUNICATIONS.
AtUlXST P.INCK MATRON
Ihimt, Deo. SI.
To tho Killlor: WhoniHnivtr ven
tures forth on a tlitiK'O floor in Hi"
oily of Uend. Ore, should Inunt'ill- j
ntely lit "culled" by "I ho OMtooniud
' mnt run!" j
j Do you people wiio enjoy dniirliiK
reulUe Unit tho city council does mil j
.approve of iIhih'Iiik? Do '' know.:
In tlulr oHtliniitUin, that If you dunce
In public. It In oiiiiul to "IiiikkIiik in ,
public?" In It any innrvol Hint poo
' pie urn 'culled" on n ilunco floor
unit thn people, "culled" may h In-,
1 noccut of any wrong when our
council IiihIhIh Hint notlilUK but the
"rough oltuuont" uttond public
I dances, and must huvo a matron, ono
who is perfectly capable, of handling
tho "rough element." And the more
the dancers are insulted, tho moro
pleased Is one council.
Since thrrolty council does not ap
prove of dancing, why do they per
mit pooplo to hold dances? Would
It not bo Hotter to stop dancing en
tirely In'the city of Horn! than to let
peoplo dance, chnrgo them for going
to them, and thou having a matron
there who Insults popolo every time
they get on the floor?
Now, you, who do attend public
dances, know what the sages In tho
city council think of you; you know
why you are "called" nt tho dunces,
and why you have a matron them.
If dancing, In the first placo, Is vul
gar, then most certainly anyone do
ing the one-step or fox-trot is bo
yond all bounds of decency. I
The city council's attitude townrd
dancing and dancers Is a disgrace to.
the followors of Terpsichore. Any-
ono with tho average mind knows!
4fut dancing is an art; It tends to'
giro ono confldonco, and to bocome !
graceful. Dancing Is a clean plons-!
ure and thoso who say it Is only .
"hugging in public" are ovll-mludod. !
The clement that attends public
dunces do so because they enjoy
dancing. Tho go to enjoy a clean
pleasure, and it Is an Insult to thorn
YOUR CHOICE AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT
We make it so easy to purchase a Phonograph this Christmas that there is no
reason why any Bend home should be without music.
I ARSON & CO..
HALLMARK KucknfM
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The Story of The
Christmas Tree
Year after year sees the story repeated
The pines, cut on the snow-clad hills, felled by
ringing axes, hauled merrily home to the music
of Yuletide sleighbells, soon to blossom out
with shining candles and dazzling tinsel and
then, after a few days, stripped of their holi
day fruit and tossed aside.
So with many too many of the gifts they
bear flimsy knicknacks, carelessly chosen, to
perish with the forgotten tree. Such Christ
mas gifts are not worthy of the name.
In selecting pictures of gifts to illustrate
this pictorial story of the Christmas tree, we
have chosen carefully from the most popular
and beautiful models of these worthy, enduring
gifts Watches, Diamonds set in Kings, liar
Pins, Brooches, Gentlemen's Scarf Pins, Ladies'
La Vallicres, Sheffield Silver, Clocks of all
Kinds, and numerous other useful Rifts,
Gifts that last! .
LARSON & CO.
Jewelers and Watchmakers
At the Sign of the Big Clock
Oregon Street Bend, Oregon
THe NEW EDISON TiTe VI CTROL A
THE PHONOGRAPH
WITH A SOUL
PLAYS ALL RECORDS
The only machine th?.t
will stand a tone test. ;
The only instrument that
perfectly matches the hu
man voice.
The Edison will charm,
please and delight you. ' We
are always glad to play this
Edison for you.' ',. Come in
and hear it.
Easy monthly terms to
suit you. .
IS
Is the Master Musical In
strument ot the Twentieth fSaWv3
Century.
Catering to the demands
of the most exactingarjd
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discriminating in all that
constitutes musical art. V" rl if'.
Now is the time to select
your Xmas Phonograph. .
Come In and decide for yourself. It will lie a Kcnillne
pleuNiire for un to demnnHtratc either of these inachlneH.
No obligation to purvhaw We want you to know the
difference and superiority of .those two I'lionoKrapliN. '
to hnve matron watching every
move and looking at you all tho while
as though you wore committing a
crime, then to huvo that same matron
rush up to you and tell you you'ro
not conducting yourself properly,
when propriety la foreign to hor, and
sho Imagines a good tlunccr has
Rtooped uboiit as low ns he can, or
olso ho wouldn't b a good diincor.
Do you, who enjoy duhclng. Intend
to submit to Uicho Insults. It's beon
going on for soma lima. You hnvo
continued to bo Insulted becnuso you
enjoy dancing. You know now It's
the city council that mado those In
sults posslblo; you know now why It
wus done. Do you want to be
stopped on all your Ufa? You surely
have something to sny, or do you be
long to that ctnss who soy, "Excuse
mo for living?"
MRS. ALBERT OASPARD,
A Dancor.
Partial to Gloves.
When Ellznlieth wns nueen of Eng
land she was very pnrtlnl to line gloves
ns presents, giving them to her friends
and enjoying It very much when they
were given to her.
Beautiful Py-ra-Iin Ivory
Articles of Pyralin Ivory that
are ' both beautiful and useful.
Yon will have to look a long
time before you will And anything
more suitable for gifts, mor
r beautiful.
Hat Brushes .
Bonnet Brushes
Military Brushes
Infants' Brushes
Wail Brushes
Pin Boxes
Hair Receivers
Perfume Bottles
Hatpin Holders
Glove Stretchers
Napkin Rings
Talcum Boxes
Soap Boxes
nun i w t tjc.?'- ..
Aims?
I mil " (yjf-iMMyfPH Cuticle Knives
(ft lkfw " ..I Nail Files :
vl Pnff Boxe8
I V SKaia ' ff Cream Boxes
'l l . I ""hers
I II l VJJ'A Button Hooks
I Virsix jrjSi- Dresser Trays
III A VTVitSi? I --By Picture Frames
11 ' aT"""J5f Hair Brushes
I The Store That W m W - ;
nortottDrugto
Fancy Box
Stationery
A 'Commendable selection
to choose front, prices rang
ing from $1.00 to $15.00.
For The Children
Bolls., from the smallest sizes
to the kind that walk.
Books, suitable for every mem
ber of ' tho family, Including the
famous Volland scries, so popu.
lar for the little folks. ,: . J
Medium of Exchange.
Coconuts are the common form of
exchange nmnng the natives of the
Nlcolinrs. For Inslnnco, a box of
mntches Is worth 20 Coconuts, while
for needles the price Is one coconut
eneh.
Cwics Explained.
MrV. I'rMlir.T. any "ltearhrnmlier."
'n the llly Kvir.-a. ttns very prrnid
"f the ainiiin Uiey were doing at the
innri prlvnin ti-um to which she had
em her ilmiKliler. "My denr." irtio
Hiild to her friend, "flic's learning civ.
!. If yon please." "Wlmfs Clvlcsr
fd the friend. "Clvlrst My dear,
don't you know? Why, It's tho Selene
of Interfering In public arfalra,"
Taat In Acouitlca.
To test the iieeiiadc properties of n
hull, the lecturer proponed coumlnil
'he hiiinl.fr of M'ronds the chipping
if the linriiW cinilil he heard; If flvu
or lx aereuiN, the hull la unlit for
pill, llr speaking, for hhh It n.nat tie
ciln.vd in im nr three seconds, but
or iiiu-lcn I pnrpoai-s a Mi t to longer
'ij he ulloued. limping the hnll Is
lie hei wny id reduce the reverl.rn
lun. belief In the cClci'.cy of stretched
Inn living a meiu relic of superstl-inn.
Rule of the Road.
There. Is some conltlct of opinion
nhotit tho rule of the road. In the
iniilier of tho walking public, the rule
In England has ulways been "keep to
llio right." In Erunco It has always
been "keep to tho left," nnd thoso who
I'" vo spent the best part of the Inst
five years on Hie continent hnvo got
mio the wny of keeping to tho left,
(n driving this Is reversed, and somo
(lllllcully wus vxpiTli need by thoo
who hud been brought up upon tho old
iidnge, "When you go left you go right,
and when you go right you go wrong."
In driving Hirlstlnn Helenee Monitor.
mpany
Where you always
get service, quality
and fain treatment.
Cashmam
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