THI REND UUIiMRllf, DAILY EDITION, HKND, OIUOOON, TLKHDAV, DKCItM lit. iT2T7T 6
NO LAWYERS OR
CRIME IN TOWN
For Yoars Thore Has Boon No
Causo to Havo tho Law on
a Soul in Eudora, Kan.
COLONIZED BY CH1CAG0ANS
Only One Hot Crime Rsleed IU Hydra
Hsad and That Wai Whan a
Bandit Robbed Bank Twic
In Ona Month,
Kuilorn, Kun. In Din line nf moilel
Inw lilildlliK Iim-iiIHIob, Hlr Tliiimns
More w rot it n piece iilmut ii pluco lio
culled lllnplii. AIIIioiikIi Hlr TlininiiM
fill lud to any an In ao ninny words, ha
tuny l0 quoin) na hkxtIIiik In offuct
Unit "Good morning, JihIku," a r
iniirk onv iiuvit would huur In Utoplu.
Utopia, however, exists only In lm
nifliiutlon. Kuilorn, now It'a In Kim
ana. For llio Inat two years at lonst there
Ima been no mil to have the law on
aoul In Kuilorn. It wna lit Hint time
thnt tho Inat of KuOnrn'a police Judge
pusm-il out of olHco and the utile
psssct out with him. Since even long
er ngo whnt once wna the lockup line
bocn almply tho basement of thu oily
tinll, mi more, no less. Anil Hint strong
nnn of (he Inw, tho city inuraliul. to
day would he a mere flgurvhand did he
not unite In hla person tho aildltloiuil
function! of street comuilaaloner and
grave tllcnor.
Hark In 1A!I7 Kuilorn wna coloiilwd
hy people from Chicago, Uio Kansas
City Htiir anya. Hut btiforo long, llko
the colonies of ancient Grece. she mat
ntr tho yoke of the mother city and
now they have not even a police court
In common. The town look lie name
from the lithesome daughter of nn In
dlnn rhli-flnlii of the friendly Hhnwnee
tribe. Tliero rony hnvo been aomo
thought (lint the honor ahould go to
the chief himself, hut hla nnmo wna
I'nsrhnl Fish, unit Kudornna, ever con
siderate of the future, hralliiti'd to
fnatun nn posterity anch a 1'. O. nd
drons na Fish, Knn.
Tho atormy dnya of tho Civil wnr
Inflicted no more on Kuilorn than nn
attack of nervoua prnatrntlnn when
Quantrrll pinned within three mllea en
hla wny to Lawrence. Hut truo pence
did not begin to nettle on Kudora uritll
Kanana went "dry."
Dlaeouaaslng for Lawyer.
About twenty yeara ago there were
two lawyer In town, and when they
died they left no successors. It hnd
become evident thnt Rntlnrn wna no
field for legnl tntent. One old Inhabi
tant time amine tho preaent legul sit
ontlon: "There to still." he drawla, "aomo
llara left around theao psrts, but no
lawyers."
In tho folklore which already la bo
ginning to aurround the regime of tho
laat pnllco Judge la (hla anecdote:
A culprit waa linlod Into court on
aomo trivial oJTcnae. "Guilty or not
guilty T asked the Judge then before
tho prisoner could nnawer "You muat
be guilty. If you wero not guilty they
wouldn't he bringing you In hero."
Only once hna crime reared Ita hy
dra head and looked really nnsty In
Kudora, Thnt wna when n 10-year-old
hnndlt robbed the Kuilorn State, hank
twlco In n month, hot n pollceinnn and
put a bullet In the Jnw of Kreil Rlnrr.
cnahfer nnd present mayor. They atlll
live on thnt excltemrnt of 11)00. hack
In Eudnrn. and '.bey declare It'll laat
em.
fllnco then there haan't been a thing,
unleaa you count the time a negro
whipped nut a knife nnd alnahed a
now ault of store clothes which John
rnxton hnd Juat put on.
Yet It'a Lively Withal.
Don't believe for a moment thnt all
Mint rectitude tuonns Eudnrn lan't mod
em. It'a a thriving llttlo city of (WO
Inhabitants nnd they rnto n per capita
wealth of $80-1, according to bank do
posits. Kuilorn la not n rnndlo light village
Them's electric lighting, twenty-four
hours of It to the day. And you should
aee Main street of a Saturday night,
when the movies are open, Motor cars
(almost every Rudoran tins one or
two) aro lined up aevernl deep along
the curb.
' Bat the most recent Innovation la the
paving; Just voted In by the council.
Threo miles nf the city's streets aro to
be treated to an naphalt surface nnd
no moro will the dust whirl In over
Ed I'lllu's dry goods stock or car
springs he Jeopnrdlzed. Rut moat of
all, hna the pnvlng comn na n boon to
Herb I-andon, street commissioner.
Horb, It has been mentioned, also Is
city marshal nnd grnvo digger. Baffled
as he wns In those two branches of hla
career Herb hna turned tho forces of
hla pent up energy nnd enthusiasm into
the street making Joh.
Such Is tho town of Eudora, which
Ion go passed out of the class which
la designated ns "one horse."
!' Shoe Prices Went Up. .
I El Dorado, Kan. Twenty-throe
yoars ago, D. O. Hamilton, farmer
of tho Chelacn neighborhood, northeast
of El Dorado, purchased a pair of
shoes at a local shoe company. Re
cently, Hamilton went to the same
store wearing the same footwear,
which Is still good for some time to
corns. He purchased another pair for
nn "on Sundays" and when ha comes
to town but Distend of paying 11.08
as he did In l6OT ho had to giro f
for tie asm pads of ska , .
What Chance Did Dad Have?
"Had, I lost my commutation ticket
tndny. It slipped nut the car window,
Will you please give mo money enough
to got a ton-ride ticket? There lire
only five more working days In the
month, so I'll need only tho ton rides.
Now, dud, you can't auk tne to Hike It
out of my allowances. It simply can't
ho done, Anyhow, ono of your old cor
porations declared a dividend recent
ly, and I didn't hnvo lo link you for
any money for two weeka, Thnt anved
you IM. nnd the ticket Is only 110.
Why, dud, you aro fin ahead lit that I
You're mulling money off your own
son I You can't do that I It Isn't be
ing done this year. ... I knew you
would feel ns I do nhoiit It. Thank
yoilrdnil" ludlnOHiol Nows,
Emperor's Splendid Tomb.
The body of Napoleon III Ilea In a
tomb In the church of St. Michael at
Purnhorough, Knglnnd. This chnpcl
was built hy ex-Kiiipi'es Kugeiilu as a
memorial lo her husband. In the crypt
also la placed the tomb of her son, the
I'rlnco Imperial, who wna killed while
fighting with tho KugllKli nrmy In Zulu
land. Tho church la a magnificent
building of white atone, and stnnda on
tho brow of a hill. It Is surmounted
by a tower and pinnacled with dozens
of small shafts. The empress used to
visit the chapel dully. Ten priests
were constantly employed by her to
say masses for tho dead.
Qlad She Does.
"How you rnn stand your wife's
apendlng her time at club and suffrage
meetings beuis me. If I were you I'd
toll her she ahould be home doing the
cooking."
"I'll be hanged If you would. If yon
knew what kind of a cook ahe Is."
Uostoo Transcript.
A Regular Stunt.
Ferguson I've Juat been reading
thnt tho aviators today can do any
thing a bird can do. Yes, air. they've
got the thing down so fine thnt there
Isn't a bird alive that has anything on
them.
Fitzgerald Zatso? Well, when you
see nn aviator fnat nsleep hanging
onto a branch of a tree with one foot,
then I'll come mid tnke a look. Amer
ican legion Weekly.
PIERSON & COBLE
GENERAL
BLACKSMITHS
AND
HORSE SHOERS
Our New Price List for
HORSE SHOEING
No. 1, 2 and 3 $3.00
No. 4, 5 and 6 $3.50
No. 7 and 8 $4.00
Pot Metal $1.00
THE MOOSE AND
THEIR FRIENDS
are invited to attend a
DANCE
to be given in
SATHER'S HALL
Saturday Night
RADIATOR
COVERS
$2.50
We tire now equipped
with a Spring Oven and
are prepared to do oil
TEMPERING
A. J. TUCKER
Big Stone Shop on
GREENWOOD AVE.
Tapestry In History,
During the Italian llonnlsssnco the
art developed In subtle treatment of
color and shading, and Flemish tap.
entry reached Its height of artistic per
fection In the mngulllvcfit pieces from
cartoons hy Itiiphael and other Ital
ian musters,
Itoyalty supported the Iniluatry at
this period. Incidents of history were
woven Into design with threnda of
gold nnd silver, nnd even Jeweta, Oth
ers were mellowed hy soft colorlnga nf
wool, with their high lights supplied
by silken threads. The dyes, often ns
costly us thn gold nnd sliver, have
held Ihiilr colors for centuries, and It
has been beyond the modern chemist
to solve their alchemy. No such col
ors can be produced today, nor none
that nro ao unfading. When tapimtry
making whiied In llrussels. r riincu ilo
velepcd the nrt, nnd under Henry IV
and 1-nuln XIV the Goliclln were
famed for their perfection of work
mntiHhlp nnd color.
An Apple a Day.
"They tell ua," anld Mr. nilltopa.
"that an apple a day keeps the doctor
away, and I guess that la so; I am
sure thut an apple a night promotes
sound and restful slumber.
"Wo keep our apples In the Icebox.
The last thing thnt Mrs. Hilltops, ever
thoughtful Mrs. Hilltops, does In rank
ing her rounds before retiring for the
night Is to got nn apple out of the Ice
box and place It, with a fruit knife,
on tho dining-room table for me.
"Nightly the last thing I do before
going to bed Is to go out Into the din
ing room, sent myself comfortably,
and ent that apple; leisurely. I find It
cool and refreshing; In every way
agreeable; end having eaten It I turn
In and sleep delightfully.
"An apple a day keeps the doctor
away. An applo at night makes you
sleep right."
Put It In Thn Bulletin.
PERMANENT AS THE PYRAMIDS
Concrete Pipe Company
BEND, OREGON
Stwer Pipe, Irrigation Pipe, Wiler Pipe, Cohen Pipe, Building Blocks
Well Cubing, Cfiscrete Silos
It it's made of concrete, we make it
Box 157 BEND, OREGON Phone 2491
Clean Sweep Sale!
Greatest reductions ever known in the history of
the tailoring trade. Every style of the famous
Detmer Woolens has been reduced to rock bottom
prices. This is your opportunity to buy a Suit or
Overcoat, hand tailored in -the latest style from
the most reliable fabrics guaranteed absolutely
100 all pure wool at a great bargain. Call on
DICK, The Tailor
and see the wonderful fabrice offered at prices
THAT CHALLENGE COMPETITION.
EXPERT CLEANING AND PRESSING
The Club Hotel !
143 MINNESOTA STREET
Rooms 50c and 75c Special Rates by Week
CAFE IN CONNECTION
I Meals 35c and up
JAMES E. DOYLE, Proprietor I
HEAT
FURNACE
Cheaper, Cleaner, More Convenient
More Even Heat.
Wm. MONTGOMERY
117 Minnesota Street
S1J2 MEAT
O'DONNELL BROS.
POUND NOTICE I
Notice la heroby given that the
city of He nd has caused to be Im
pounded the following described live
stock, pursuant to tho provisions of
ordlniinco No. 120 of said city, to
wit: Olio red heifer, very thin, both
horns broken, undercut both ears,
dowlup on brisket; brand on right
hip undecipherable,. Notice is fur
ther hereby given thut the under
signed will, on tho 27th duy of De
cember, ut the hour of 3 o'clock, at
the city pound of sulci city, sell the
above described livestock at public
uuctlon to satisfy the cost of Im
pounding sumo, together with all
other accruing costs thereof.
L. A, W. NIXON,
He, 43c Chief of 1'ollce.
HOTEL ALTAMONT
IK
Pleasantly situated, 734 H road
way. IT HAH
Large, well
kept rooms.
furnished,
well
IT IS
Htcam heated with a good sup
ply of heat.
IT HAH
Cold and hot running; water
In most of the rooms and good
bathroom privilege.
IT HAH
A dining room where you can
got a good breakfast and six
o'clock dinner at family
tublo.
We make our own Pastry
bZr."
ouse
PROFESSIONAL AND
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Buy Your Christmas
Candy at Cost !
Everything from Plain Mixed
to Fancy Chocolates Sold Right
LOGAN
Back at the
Douthit Electric Store
UBiiismiregroiiiiginOTaBiaimmMismigiaM
CABINET WORK
BREAKFAST TABLES, $5.00 AND UP
Other Furniture made comparatively cheap
UPSTAIRS WITH ELITE STUDIO
PHONE BLACK Ml
12 Years' Experience
G. E. MAST-PIANO TUNER
TUNING, CLEANING, REPAIRING
Offices with Sherman Clay ft Co. (Bnchwaltera) ft Thompson Music Co.
DICE & HAUCK
AUTO AND RADIATOR SHOP
118 IKVIXG. Phone BUck 2881. Res. Phone Black 1721
Mountain View Hospital
General Hospital; Maternity Caaes Specialty
Corps ot competent, trained nursea
Phone 2581
Kansas and State
Office Phone
Black 2531
F. M. BLOOM
Dentist
Rooms 4 and 5, over Pootofflce
DR. G. SKINNER
DENTIST
Roam 17 O'Kane Building
Phone: Office, Red 2351
Office Hours: 9 to 12 1 to
JOB WORK
R. H. FOX
CARPENTER SHOP
121 Minnesota St
CLASSIFIED ADS
BRING
RESULTS
MRS. V. A. SMITH
Agent for the
NUBONE CORSETS
Will call by appointment
1059 Columbia St.
Phone Red 1382 P. O. Box 40
WM. MONTGOMERY
Furnaces, Spouting, Gutter
ing, Cornice and Skylight
Repairing promptly attended to
Prices right. Work guaranteed
Tinning and Sheet Metal
OWN YOUR
OWN HOME
I have some bargains
in BUNGALOWS
EAST TERMS
J. A. EASTES
Central Oregon's Leading
INSURANCE AGENCY
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CARLSON & LYONS
PLUMBING
& HEATING
Plumbing and Heating Supplies
Bath Room Accessories, etc., etc.
Pipe, Valves
and Fittings
PHONE RED 1591
TEACHER OF VOICE
Herbert H. Sess
Phone Red 283a for appointment
" Voice Diagnosis Free
BUSINESS DIRECTORY
Old Stand
: : : Bond Street
THE CABINET SHOP
Sts.
Mrs. Battle Majrne, Mgr.
Sulphur, Mineral and
Steam Baths
A Proved and Tried Bemedr for Hba
matbo. Bad Colds. La Grippe. Nil nil
nesa. Kidney and Lira Trouble
DR. R. D. STOWELL
Telephone Black 611
MASSAGE TREATMENTS
Two Departments:
Ladles and Gentlemen
Over tbe Standard Furniture Co.
BEND. OREGON
B at Eg. arULLEB'S haih anns
1 3 Pkaaa Blatfc
: Tone nine op of srar hair a apeeiattr I
I with an imDOrted French Hn AImaIm, a
1 1 treatments for faltiiur hair fined hj
Muaia.M. Buwsnieeu . suecuicai aeatp a
; n uauuiuii or poor circoiKtoO.
i
U OREGON STREET
IP
Tel. Red 271 O'Kane Bids.
DR. E. E. GRAY
DENTIST
Hours: 9 to 12 1 to 6:30
Evenings and Sondan by Appointaunt 1
R i "
DR. H. N. MOORE
DENTISTRY
Tel. Black 1671 O'Kane Bldg.
C. N. HARDY
PAINTING IN ALL
ITS BRANCHES
339 Lara Road Bend, Oregon
BEND INSURANCE
AGENCY
wrttere or all kinds ot insurance. Old. 9
est Insurance Asencjr in Central Oregon.
H. C. ELLIS
First National Bank Bids. Bend, Or. 1
W. G. Manning, D.M.D.
Suite 12-14 O'Kane Building
Tel. Black 1781 Bend, Oregon
For
:g:a;aiimm;niiimuiriaimtim;i;r
Dr. Charles A. Fowler
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
Offices in the O'Kane Building
Telephones: Res., Black 1472
Office Red 2351
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R. S. HAMILTON
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
Rooms 13 and 16 First National
Bank Building. Tel. 611
(Dr. Coe'i Former Office)
H. H. De Annond ' Chaa. W. 'Ersslne
De Armond & Erskine
LAWYERS
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O'Kane Building, Bend, Oregon
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