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l''OI' lllullllt Clf (Mlll'I'N.
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hu fuly fur iniiliirlnlH 11 nil idiiHlrlunn
nllkii inn Klvmi by Juy Hullzniun of
thin I'lly, limpi'i'lur ri-rHiii( Iiik thu
Ntiiln (Inimrliuiiiit nf Oi'iikiiii In thn
territory ciiHt of llin Cimruilim. In
Mliiiclnr Hiiltziimn'a "doii'la" uro iih
fololwa:
Don't forgot Id inuku iipiillciilloii
for 11 now iiiiinlinr ilulo In pluuo lit
Ihu (in 11 ymi IdhI, Do tlila ludiiy.
' Don't put "U:ono 11 mil I ml for"
tiiKH on your cur; It In UKiilnHt tlm
IllW."
Don't fomnt to pul your lull IlKht
ho It will hIiow thu mi 111 In rH on 111"
mar pliitit ul iiIkIi). uml bo iuro It
will light.
Pone think you own tlm roud;
I vii half lo tho olhnr follow.
Don't may In tint mlddlo of Ihn
roud when tlm other follow HlicnulH
tllllt III) WlllllH to pilKH. I'ull to tlm
rlKhl uml Klvo half tlm roud.
Don't di'lvn over 30 mile un hour
at uny limn.
Don't throw your bright llghln In
thu oilier follow' fncn; you muy
cuuno mi accident. Turn on your
dim mom.
f Don't try to break Ihn law. It In
Hauler to follow II, 11 ml much chimp
or. Tlm penally for hri'nkliiit theae
"don'ln" la a flno of not ovor MOO,
or onn your in tlio county Jull, or
both.
PORTUC.KSK HONOR
NATIONAL SAINT
Ity Wlllliim A. Iloiii Icy.
(UnltMl Prw HtKlT (airrlnfilntl
I.IHMON', Aug. H. There him Juki
boon organized in Million u iiutlonal
cruniuln 10 do honor lo tlio tnninory
of Nun Alvurea I'nrnlrn, mid Inltlute
a movement throughout I'ortugul for
ciilebnillng ImultnnoouHly, on All
imt H. annually, Ihn anniversury of
"lid bill tin nf Aljubnrottn and Nun
Altar' great Ufa work on behalf of
tho nntloniil Independence.
No figure In Ihn gallery of mediev
al chivalry Id morn winning llinn that
of Nun AlvnroM I'ornlrn U10 "Hnnto
('nndoMiihra." A contemporary of
fhnnilon. Waller Manny. Iluginnlln
nnd Ihn lllnck Prince un a brave hiiI
dlnr. n daring uml aurcpaiiful general
nnd n type of the perfect mid gentle
knight, he rutikx with ihn bent. Thn
hero of national Independence, he
figured no lenn among thn tmlntly nnd
Hiilnteil figure' of thn great ago of
tho churrh In Kuropo.
In hud. loo, thn rare fortune to
find In thn nnnnymoiia oulhor of tho
"Cronlm do Caniloatiihra" a chron
icler worthy bin theme, Thin flno
9 .though too little known old Portu
' Kiiene chroniclu will roinparo with tho
very bent of tho pemonul chronlclea
of curly Kuropenn literature with
Do Jolnvllln, or Ihn "Loyal Hervll
nur" In Krenrh, or In Rpanluh with
Ihn chronicle of Alvurn du Luna,
or of Pedro Nino. TIioiik!) nmong
Ihn very bent of old Portiiguniw clima
Icr, thn edition of II biivo boon few,
nnd the book Ih not common.
CENSORSHIP NEEDED
FOR GRAVE EPITAPHS
IiiHrrlptlon Not AlwayH Dly;nlltcl;
Too Much Mlrlb Accompanied
IIiii-IiiIh In Other Day,
"Horn lies the body of Mary Ann
Lowdnr,
She burnt while drinking a sold-
111 powder; .
Callod from this world to her
f , heavenly rout,
fihe should have wultod till It
effervoHcod."
TombulonoR In tho tiny, secluded
church yurdH of I.olghton Buzzard,
England abound with opitaphs like
the above, and it In felt that, In by
gone da.vH, tho rollicking country
yokols burled tholr bout bolovoda
with fnr too much mirth and lorlty.
The town clork of Lolghtou Buz-
lard linu boon imltad to confer with
the chalrmnn of tho burial board
with a view to censoring opltnphs.
t Hitherto the stonenmnoii hns carved
tho tombHtones fiiitlifully "according
to copy," rngurdloHB of spoiling nnd
grammar, as evidenced by the fol
lowing: .
"Sucred to tho memory of
, John Wurdle and IiIh wife und
five chlldron, all of who passed
nwny In tholr Infancy,"
Othurfl, true, are philosophical
without undue omotlonnl dlspluy.
Tho following masterpiece Is traced
on tho tombstone of a long-doceasud
inn koopnr:
"Our lifo Is but a vintner's day,
Borne only breakfast and away;
OtherH to dinner otuy and uro
full foil,
Thu oliloHt mail but mip ami
Koiih to boil,
Liiign Ih Ih IiIh debt who llnginn
out Ihu du)',
WhO KOCH lllll HOOIIUHt IlIlK lllO
IiihhI In pay."
It Ih difficult to find 11 IoiiiIihIouo
III Dtilghtoii llutmird with u Hcrlptur
11 1 eplliiph, Thn old, gray Htonoi,
leaning ngalnut tuicli other fur Hup
port, depict tlio gamut of human
iiinotloiiH, from Ihu HiinctlinoiiloiiH to
Ihu liurliiHiiio, but I10110 of Ilium have
borrowed wordn of comfort from
Mullliew, Murk, I.ukn or John.
However, tho (own clerk Inm or
dered 11 now officii lllblii, Ihu chair
man of the burial board Ih pollnhliig
up IiIh Hciipturnl quolutloiiH and
l.nlglitou lluzard will liuvu to loiirn
lo bo orthodox,
LOS ANGELES TEAM
IiADLY HANDICAPPED
Ity I.. Ii. Morliirlly.
(Wrlltnn for the I'nltnd Press .)
I.OS ANtJKI.KH, Aug H. I -oh
Angelim finished Mocond to Vernon
IiimI HeiiHon In tho Pacific Count
Ion gun IiuhoIiiiII rur.
It In evldenl lha Angeln will have
u hard lunnln to coino unywhero neur
r 11 1111 1 iik onn, two thin neunon. Thuy
liuvu been lilt hard by accidents. Tux
McDonald, u .340 minor leugun hit
ter, suffered a fractured log un thn
Himnon opened, und ban Just gotten
In action ugiilu. McDonald In un In
flelder and bin hilling linn boon Bad
ly mlHHi-d. First Da no in an Griggs
developed blood poinoniiiK nnd wun
out of the garni) for noino llmo. Third
llineman Nelhoff was ulno out with
a bud hand. Altogether, tho Angeln
hiivo been nhot to plecen, und It Ih
a wonder they Btund where they do
loduy.
Thero Ih no dodging Ihu fact that
Manager "Hod" Klllefer huK hold tho
club In tho men, but iiiiIuhh fortune
broukn bntlnr, even the nklllud Klllo
for management will not bo utile to
hold the team to the fore.
Credit miiHl bo given tho Angel
pitchers. Kay Kontlng, Purlieu, Oto
Crundull. Aldrldgo and Thomas,
Thoy form a quintet which has
pllched woll and coiiBlHtently all neu
non. Considering thn broukn. Los An
gelen Is furlher up than might have
been expected. In her bud lurk, the
club hns been fortunulo not to have,
nllppod.
Thu Angeln need at leiiHt one morn
Rood Inflelder. Tho Infield locks
pep. no a new Angel Infield must
be organized before long, if not for
lliin boiihoii, for next.
JAPANESE FRAME
ALIEN LAND LAW
TOKIO. Aug. It. A particularly
Inlerei-tlilK bill, which Ih likely to be
Introduced In tho session of tho diet
which has Junt opened. Ih that pro'
vldliiK for ownership by foreigners of
land In Japan, which may net as a
counter move lo the proponed nntl-
Japanese hind legislation In Califor
nia. As a matter of fuel, such a bill
passed the dint so mo 10 yours ago.
but as It wns novnr promulgated. It
has remained n dead letter. '
"Tho fuuturo of tho now law," snid
tho minister of Justice. Mr. Oka, "lies
In tho reciprocal fuuturo underlying
It. It Ih a marked Improvement on
tho old law. recognizing land owner
ship by foreigners, provided Japanese
are granted reciprocal rights In their
respective countries. Furthermore.
this new Inw wll be applicable to all
purls "of Japan, excopt Korea and
districts having Bfratoglc value."
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American System of Training
Shows , Results In Greek Team
Ity AiiUiiiIiik I'ipiijiiniilikls.
( If tilUnl J'rMa Huff CnrrMpwiilvriO
ATIIKNH, Aug. 14. Itomurk
ahlo testimony of tho value of the
American ntylo of athletic training
Ih found In tho compurUon of the
rncordn of Greece's Olympic talent
flint ut the I'un-Ilnlliiiiic games of
Muy ll, when ulmosl no syHtemutlc
trulnliiK hud boon followed, und
tlio trials of July 4, uftor two
months under American couches,
In tho affair of July 4, the rec
ords of which have Junt been mudo
public, every murk nut In the I'un
IIolloiilc games wun broken, with
thn single exception of the 800
molor run, und that record wuh
equulod.
Deyoud all question, tho marked
Improvement In the showing the
uthlotoH who will represent Greece
at Antwerp made, Is due Jointly
to I'. K. Marriott, thu nutlonul di
rector of utlilotlcH at the American
Y. M. C. A. here, and J. V. I. amber
ton assistant national director.
Marriott was named head couch
shortly ufler the Muy 6 games,
while I.a m horton cume here from
Ilnly lo usnlsi. iioth uro Ameri
cans. Practically ull of the Olym
pic contenders wore men unknown
beyond llmlr own vlllugos when
the Pun-IIollenic games were
stiiKod. Under the tutelage of
Marriott and Lambertoil, however,
tho raw material has In many
canon won permanent places on the
tnunis ovnr well known and experi
enced athletes.
Tho result of the recent trials
has hud a tendency to Instill re
newed hope and courage Into the
hearts of Greek sportsmen, who at
first had almost given up In de
npulr, believing Greece's showing
In the Olympic guuios so dcur to
tho hearts of Greeks, because it
whs hero llmi tho world contents
originated would not wurrant tho
expense of sending a tonm. Now,
however, thousands of lovers of
outdoor sports throng the stadium
whenever there is an exhibition or
a tryout. It Is said hundreds of
spectators will accompany the team
to Belgium.
Among some of the men who
qualified for the Olympic team are
Knrahiilis. tho short distance run
ner; Ponlreus. the little hop-step-nnd-Jtimp
man; Retclus, a new
long distance man. and Nlkolaldes,
the strongest all-around athlete
Greece has bud In many years, who
will compete In tho decathlon.
Peculiar Companionships.
The greedy shark, which devours
verythlng living or ileml, never
touches the bountiful pilot tlsh, which
Is ulwnys In Its i-oir.pniiy. Kiiiully odd
Is the eiii!ipuiiloiisiii between the hid
eous uml venomous miller and the
"white-oak snuke." There does not
neem any explanation for this friendship.
TAKING THE HEAT OUT OF WATER
MEANS COMFORT FOR THE HOUSEWIFE
The Deschutes Ice Co. does this very thing
with the aid of ammonia gas, and brings the
result ICE to the door of every wise house
keeper in Bend.
DELIVERIES:
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MONDAY
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Kurubutln promises lo bo 0110 of
tho coming young athletes in Ku
ropo. I.' ml or Coach Murrlott, ho
bus developed from un unwleldly
und overgrown youngster Into a
lithe and fust man In the space of
two months. Today he Is one of
tho fustent quurter-milers Greece
ban ever produced. On tho stad
ium truck, slow und with its sharp
turns, he can muke 112 seconds. On
a standard truck, fust, with wide
turns, tho couches are confident
he can muke the 400 meters In
49 HHCondn ure bolter. Ho covers
the 200 meters in 21 4-5 seconds.
PonireuH has Increased his own
distance In the liop-Hlep-and-Jump
over five feet In an many weeks.
In the Olympic tryouts he made
13.84 meters. In practice he has
made ovor 1 4 meters. Even bet
ter results are expected of him
before he departs for Antwerp.
In Ketelas Greece has one of the
most promising long distance run
ners she has ever had, although he
Is quite new to the game. He has
set up a new record, euch week,
for weeks. He Is now making the
S000 meters In well under 10 min
utes. Nlkolaldes Is tho mun on whom
Greece buses much hope to carry
of ftbe Decathlon honors at Ant
werp. He has bad the advantage
of American training before, while
at Roberts college at Constanti
nople, and that, combined with
the intensive coaching that he has
received during the past few
weeks, has rounded him into form
which compares favorably with the
best one finds in the United States.
If he continues to keep his form,
and to better It, as he undoubted
ly will, he should bo a strong con
tender for the Decathlon cham
pionship. Ho can make 42 feet
In the shot, 130 feet In the discus,
6 feot 10 In the high Jump, 21
feet In the running broad Jump, 12
feet In the pole vault, and shows
corresponding excellence in the
other events.
There are a number of men who
will make a remarkable showing at
Antwerp, Including the wrestler,
D. Vergos; the weight lifter, S.
Menexis; the marathon runner,
Trivoulldus; the Penthulon and
high Jump man, Andromtdas, and
others. The last two men are In
the United States, but wll lmeet
the teum at Antwerp.
Style.
No chains of adjectives In linked
harshness lone drawn out; no digres
sions thrown i us purentheses ; but
crystnllii.t" iletltilt iirts and clearness,
fine i.r.d n .-e-d rhythm, and all that
dellctii. i-.iioii. a'.' fh-se felicities
of word unrt -adeiice, which belong to
the hlrl.wt urder of prosed George
Ellnt .
South Part of Town be
tween the Railroad Track
and River.
West Side of the River and
East of Railroad Track.
nmmammmoKmamamaa
J?t the Qhurc tea
cuuiuiiimuiiniuinniinnRnuusnnuuiaauuiiinmiuiuj
Hcunillnuvlan-I.ullM-run Rev. A.
T.G'ornellussen. Morning services,
in Norwegian, at 11; Sunday school,
10 a, m.; evening services, In Eng
lish, at 8 o'clock.
MoIIkmIIhI KplM-opul J. Edgar
Purdy, pastor. Services will be held
at the "Little Brown Church" tomor
row as follows: Sunday school,
9:45; morning service, 11. Floyd
Reynolds will preach. Epworth
league at 7; evening service at 8.
Dr. H. T. Pemberton, district super
intendent, will preach at the eve
ning service.
- The pastor expects to return from
his vacation about the 18th of Au
gust and wilt occupy the pulpit
morning and evening of the 22nd.
Bureau' Good Work.
The bureau of American ethnology,
by lw extensive work, is preserving
much of value concerning the Indian
tribe of North America not only
their language and customs, hut also
their habitations and other material
remains. The anntal report is en
riched every year with the rei'jlt
of various Investigations among the
Indians, giving them an Interest, not
only to scientists, but also to the av
erage mun Interested In the story of
this once powerful race, which Is rap
Idly dlsuppearlng through being ab
sorbed Into the other races.
Afhy Norwegian Husband An Happy.
In Norway a girl must bava a cer
tificate that friie can cook before ahe
nan no married.
PERMANENT AS THE PYRAMIDS
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BEND, OREGON
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THE
OCEAN BEACH RESORTS
at the Mouth of the Columbia River are a
Glorious
Vacation
Delight
for residents ot the interior and are at the height oC their
glory just now
North Beach Resorts
Clatsop Beaches
Tillamook Beaches
are all splendidly equipped and afford the keenest of beach pleasures
Round Trip Fare to Any of Them is $17.50
Plus 8 War Tax
The added pleasure of a trip through the delight
fully picturesque Columbia River Gorge is a
arti if your ticket u purchased of the
Union Pacific System
(Orffn-Wahtnton Railroad A Navigation Co.)
North B?ach iJiaitors have the option of rail or
rivr route from Portland, but choice should be
maiW when ticket i purohaacd. Let our
atrent explain alt particulars, make
reservation and arrange your trip.
WM. McMCRRAY. Gen'l Passenger Agent
Preferred th Coin,
On Sylvia's blrlhilny hor aunt gav)
her n paper dollur us a gift Of
course her llttlo brother Ituddy could
not be slighted, so auntv sura him
a quarter. Itoth were delighted w1U
their glfls, hut at Inst Buddy aaldl
"Ob. I got the real monev. flvlvln no
only got a transfer."
Wathr Prophet.
- If It In raining and the owl screech
es, a change for the better will short
ly ensue, but should the peacock
screech, bad weather Is to come. If
there Is rain In the air snails may b
seen to seek shelter. Only when alt
Immediate danger of a recurrence of
rain Is over will they emerge,
luuiiaammiBiuasauaaaanacciininiiiiTmnnnTiTnai
When the City of
Baltimore Burned
It was so fully Insured that
the inhabitants refused nut-
side help that was offered oa
every side. Millions or dol
lars were recovered oa lossea
and today the city Is rebuilt
and better than ever.
Could you do the same?
Protection at moderate
price.
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INSURANCE
Bend Company Office
Phone 71
Bend Monumental and
Cut Stone Works
Dealer in Monuments All Kind
of Cemetery Work. Let at figure
with yoa oa anything- in Cut Stone.
Corner Minneiota and Wall St.
Phone Baker Expreu. Black 159L
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