PAQR
the itKN-n nvi,i.imv,' daily kihtion, dknd, orkgon, Monday, kkptkmukr is, ioio
COST HIM MORE THAN FIFTY
Mr. Travers Had Not Properly Eatl.
mated Hli Losses en That Little
' ' Fiitlo Encounter,
"I can't afford to lose J30 on a
rrUe fight,"' mourned Gelatine Trov
ers an hour or no after the shock he
received over the wires that fatal
Friday afternoon. "But you hnvo lost
It, haven't you?" we asked, and he
nodded disconsolately as he climbed
aboard a honiebotind car. lie innM
have felt a premonition .-as he
mourned, for It Is unlike Mr. Trovers
to regret his losses; and when he ar
rived home he broke the news to Mrs.
Travers, along with the Implied sug
gestion that a little economy for the
next few weeks would not . come to
amiss. Mrs. Travers said nothing In
hop most vinnatliettc manner, and the
evening's conversation covered topics
wholly foreign to prise tights. At the
breakfast table next morning Mr.
Travers had", no taste for anything the
.morning" panW might have to say, and
Mrs. Travers gained possession of It
without the usual -. contest.; Glancing
through the paper rapidly Mrs. Tra
cers tore out a square section from
page 2, and another from page It.
Then at one of those unexpected mo
ments every woman knows breakfast
is replete with, said: "So you could
lose $30 on, a Jirize fight . Well, well.
Here Is a sale I have been awaiting
for a long time. And strange to say.
here Is another just across the street
one Is on suits and the other on
gowns. And the strangest of all, we
happen to have accounts at both those
stores. Fifty dollars, you say, you
lost? Was It an even Bfty?" And
so It was that the breakfast dishes
at the Travers! home went unwashed
Saturday morning because Mrs. Tra
vers was obliged to catch an early Jit
ney downtown -and commence opera
tions. Kansas City Star.
WILLING TO BE PUT- WISE
Private Ready to Absorb Any Infor
nation Brigadier General Was
Able to Impart.
In all the armies In the war disci
pline was lax In the air service. Army
men are at a loss to account for It,
but without exception laxity was evi
dent In all the) air camps.
The San Francisco Chronicle tells
the following experience told by Brig.
Gen. Benjamin' Alvord when the latter
was adjutant general of the A.. E. F.
The general had been sent by General
Pershing to make an Inspection about
Colombey-les-Belles. 1
Be walked around without getting
the attention, .the.. doughboys would
show an officer of his rank. No one
saluted b'lm'and no one noticed him.
Once In a while a captain or a major
would snap a salute, but not the en
listed men.' It rather riled the general,
who always .: scrupulously followed
army regulations himself. Flnnlly
when a private passed him with a
den i' in his mouth, and, although look
ing right at him. failed to salute, (he
general thought It was time to call a
halt. ... .- .... ... . - .
' "Come here, young fellow," he called.
"Say. what do you dp In this cnnSp
when a general officer shows up?"
js "All right, I'll bite, what Is It, old
!top?" parried the private.
Pipe BuHt ' Llkspa Cornet.
' A tobacco- pipe 'of Unusual design
has been Invented by Warren Murray
Bnechtel of Ilagerstown. Md. Every
pipe smoker knows that the longer the
stem of lft s pipe (lie cooler will he the
smoke. Pipes with stems a few feet
long have been In use In different
countries for many years, but their
awkward length precluded their use
outside of the house. The Inventor of
the pipe circumvented the difficulty by
colling the stem of the pipe like the
tube of a cornet or signal horn. The
coils are connected at their lower end
to form a dripping chamber for receiv
ing the saliva which accumulates In
the tni. K"rn ell has an Indepond-
A Savings
IT begins with the
and serves on thru
young married life, business career and
the years of retiring enjoyments In
: " : emergency' it becomes husband to the
" widow, mother or father to the child.
A Savings Account at This Bank Earns 4fo
, ' W hs Not Open Yours Today ?
Tmm Bah or BvPntow 8
The First National Bank
. OF BEND
ent opening Into the dripping chamber
and a screw cap at tho bottom gives
access to It for the removal of tho
accumulated saliva.' Tho smoke. In
passing thruugh the colls of tho stein
Is drained several times of saliva and
nicotine.
Prelude to Adventure.
"I have placed my will h my safety
deposit box," grimly said J. Fuller
Gloom. "My pockets ure tilled with
condensed and desiccated foods. 1
shall attach the end of this stout
cord to a convenient projection, light
a candle and enter, crawling carefully
nnumg the stalactites and stalagmites,
paying out the cord as I go, ami "
"Great heavens, Mr. Gloom!" ejacu
lated' an acquaintance. "Are you con
templating exploring some vast and
dismal cavern?"
"Yes. I am going Into our Kansas
City post office for the purpose of hav
ing weighed, purchasing stamps for,
and mailing this parcel-post package."
Kansas City Star.
Llquld Accident
Secretary F.lmer Thompson of the
Automobile Club of America said In
New York the other day :
. "The automobile gets the blansa for
everything. A man lay In the middle
of the road one evening, surrounded
by a large crowd. An old lady pushed
her way Into the crowd and said :
"Toor fellow! Poor young fellow I
I suppose an automobile run Into him."
" 'No, ma'am.' said a policeman. 'I
wasn't an automobile that ran into
him this time."
"What was It, then?' said the old
lady.
'"It was a kig. or maybe a keg and
half of beer,' said the policeman."
Chinese Salvat on Army. .
A new clement has been added to
the night life of Peking and Tien-tsln,
strange and yet familiar to occasional
sightseers from western countries.
The "Chlou SMh Chun." or "Save
World Army," Is conducting Its open
air meetings on the street corners of
the Chinese cities, and the spectacle
reproduces in China a scene that was
equally strange in the great cities of
England and America when the Salva
tion army first came Into existence.
For "Chlou Shlh Chun" Is Chinese for
"Salvation army" In a land where the
language has no exact verbal equiva
lent for "salvation" and must do Its
best by the combination "save-world."
Less than three years ago the Salva
tion array made its start In China,
and a party of forty officers from the
West tackled'the Job of mastering
enough of the language to begin oper
ations. At present there are five corps
of the "Ch!ou Shlh Chun" In Peking,
two corps In Tien-tain, and fourteen
scattered throughout the country as
far north as the border of Mongolia.
In organization the "Chlou Shlh Chun"
Is Identical with the Salvation army
elsewhere and the Chlpese salvation
soldier lives under the same rules of
discipline. Christian Science Monitor.
Night Fly' Fishing.
The question as to whether or not
trout will rise to flies by moonlight Is
one that has long been discussed In
the Adlrondncks. - A number of Adi
rondack guides have Insisted that they
have taken good catches of trout by
moonlight fly fishing. Others of the
woods brethren, however, have merely
smiled when one speaks of snaring the
speckled ones under the light of the
June moon.
Some fishermen claim to have taken
them that way. while others say It Is
merely a fish story. Apparently about
the only way one can prove It to his
own satisfaction la to go some moon
light night to waters where they know
trout are and try It for themselves.
There Is, however, no doubt regard
ing brown trout tnklng flies at night,
at least not In some waters. ' Arthur
Munsll Malone recently secured seven
fine brown trout from Salmon liver,
whose waters were bathed In moon
light at the, time. Sarannc Lake Dally
Item.
Account
baby's savings account
the formative vears.
HICK'S HARD FATE
One Romanoff to Whom Country
Has Besn Ungrateful.
Story of Qreat Russian Military Com
mander Most Amaxlng Romance
of the War Hla Splendid Gen
eralship I Recalled.
From March, WIT. till October, 1019,
Grand Puke Nicholas nonunion, for
mer communder In chief of the Rus
slun armies and one of the most bril
liant generals of the great war. was
a prisoner In the town of Yalta In the
Crimea. Ho Is now in Milan with his
family, humbly housed. Tho story of
"Big Nick" Is one of the most a min
ing romances of the war, tho Pitts
burgh (iuxette-Tlmes states. '
When the bolshevlkl gained control
of Russia Nicholas was residing at
Tlflls, where he had been governor un
der the cxar and under the Lvoff
regime. Ho was summoned to Yalta
by the bolshevik authorities and obeyed
the summons. . Ills brother, his wife,
his slster-ln-lnw and other members of
his family and his suite were Impris
oned with him. T-venty-flve bolshevik
soldiers were detailed to guard the dis
tinguished prisoners.
Late In the summer of 1018 It was
decided by the Yalta soviet to execute
all the prisoners. The bolshevik gunrds
absolutely declined to permit the sen
tence of deuth to be executed and sent
the firing squad back to hcndqtiurters.
Three times thereafter executioners
were sent to kill the prisoners, but In
each Instance the guard prevented the
carrylng-out of the sentence.
Y.'hen the Germans cnnie to Yalta
Nicholas declined to penult the Ger
mans to euter the house Unit had been
his prison, declaring his utter loath
ing of all things German. Soon after
this the allies took Yalta and Nicholas
was rescued.
All the private fortune of the grand
duke has been lost. His lands have
been confiscated. At Milan he lives
comfortably, but very unostentatiously.
Democracy owes much to Grand
Duke Nicholas. He was. In fact, a
stanch upholder of the old Hussion ab
solutism. But first of all Nicholas was
a Russian. He knew Russia's salva
tion depended on the vanquishing of
Germany. Ho was a leader of con
summate skill. and It is more than prob
able that only his splendid generalship
prevented Germany from winning the
war a he early stages. His retreat
before the tremendous attack of Mack-
esen and Hiudenburg, which resulted
In the saving of the Russian armies,
was one of the most notable chapters
of the war.
Between the holshevlst Russia of to
day and the old autocratic Russia for
which Nicholas fought, practical stu
dents and statesmen find little choice.
hut It must be admitted that the au
tocracy produced great men, while the
gutter communism has found only
scoundrels for ls lenders. In the
awarding of Justice there should he
some provision for this gigantic Rus
sian, who in 1014 and 1915 prevented
Germany from marching to easy vic
tory. - .......
, No Horses on Largest Farm.
' A 200.000-nure farm, the largest In
the world, which Is the direct result of
the government's efforts to stimulate
the growing of wheat. Is described by
Robert H. Moulton In Everybody's.
"The fnrm Is devoted entirely to
wheat, anil If It produces somewhere
around the country's average of twenty-eight
bushels per acre, which Is
practically certain. It will add approxi
mately 5.000.000 bushels to the 1010
wheat crop," says the writer.
"All of the work Is being done with
tractors. Last fall when the first
ground was broken, there were fifty
monster machines at work tearing op
the prairie sod. They plow on an
average of one acre a minute for the
working time. A record was made
one day of 1,880 acres turned and
broken. All the seeding, harvesting,
etc., will also be done by tractors, and
then, of course, there are the thrash
ing machines. Hence, the absolute
no-accountness of horses about this
place." , t
Price of Labor.
An Indiana suffragist, who Is a wide
ly-known speaker, went to her door the
other morning to buy some blackber
ries of a young country woman, re
ports the Indianapolis News. The ber
ries were fine, but the suffragist wish
ed them at a lower price than they
were offered. "Why, they Just grow
along the roadside so plentifully that
all you hnve to do Is to pick them,"
she told the woman., "Don't you think
you are charging a rather exorbitant
price for your labor?"
The. country woman put her boxes
back Into her basket. "I've known of
higher-priced labor," she retorted tes
tily. "Words are more plentiful than
blackberries and yet our club had to
pay you $25 Inst winter for putting a
bunch of them together." , ....,
. His Resolve.
"It Is, better to do your losing early
In tho season." . . - ,'
"I know that axiom," said the base
ball manager, "but If I hnppcn to win
a few games I'll endeavor to hear It
With resignation." Louisville Courier
Journal. , .
No Lou of Animation.
"I suppose Crimson Gulch Is quieter
since the bar closed."
"Not yet," said Cactus Joe. "All
yon've got to do Is to any 'prohibition'
and everybody begins to argue at
the tnn of his voice."
FOR BALK 1917 Overland, good LOHT Lady's otiat on Lit Plnn
What He Didn't Understand. nioohanloal condition. Owner, road about throe mllna . from
T h.A hnu. t.nun,u. hi. i.T Potur Byhorg. Cur oun bo anon at Mend. ltuturn to Bulletin. Ho-
t& nm1EJTiy ??tJ': I'toneor Garago.. S-SOtfo ward. 0-B(l
ration on farm. When for the first - - r. --re--,
time he saw the chlckont all lined up uw vittvti-.
o.t the rojwt ho exclnlmed, "How do JLUol I'UUINU
they aver stick on to that grand Hand ' : . , -
while they art ealoopr' IIKV. t'OUNlCLUJBSION has mislaid FOUND Hot of furs on road bo-
a pair of truuaura, In parool, pinb- twtwn Bond and Deschutes. In-
ably In ono of tho llond Htorus. nil Ira Hullo! In, ' u3-Hlio
" " Pitman loiivo at Bulletin offluu. . . ... ,,, ,,
OJ&lmUGiM PUOKKSKIQNAL DIltlCC-rOKY.
njij0 Dr. Charles A. Fowler I ' ckstiiai, okkuon
btsgsasfegrengMBmcao physician and surokon 1 ' kam.no works
Offices In the O'Kuiia llulldlng """-J "f'Tl"
Clu.M.4 .dv.rtl.ln. eh.rn Mr iu. to ,.. . .,, . I0 Wall m.. Opiw.II. I'lim Uutle Inn
Miit. for to word or l- On. mii m T otophones: Res. Illnok Una ..... ()YTr) (11,nuu
WANTED I NAPIER & YOUNG j ELECTRIC LAUNDRY I
WANTED Qlrl for general house- :.WVEIWrrt ! I,y. "?.' ,1,M,",,,f, '
work - Mrs. H A Mlllnr IMmnn Press llldg., llond, Ore. i Kleclrlo .Much I no Usod
S091 89 an, fa OBNKRAL LAW PltACTICH Call 1601 Hill St., or writ
with some pay. Ilaxel Ramsay, l i i u i.n k.u u '
Box 641, Bend. Ore.- 47-84tfo I ....... I " ' "' 1 - ""'' -
I R. S. HAMILTON A paimj?i
WANTED Pluce to work for AT-rnniMB-v at t aw M A ALifflftll
board and room while nttondlng , uui.ai l.w Cabinet Maker and Hulldee,
high school, by strong, willing hoy. Rooms 13-18 First National Tnhhinir
Write R. R. 1. llox 20. H.-ml Ore Bank Bldg. Tel. ill mnkIhl si. .r it Irrigation
' t-Si-bp (Dr. c... rorm.r onu) Co .. ,,, DUl,dlDg,
WANTED Oood milch cow Just I
fresh or coming fresh, giving
from four to six gallons. Inquire H. H. O. Armond ,Chw. W. Enklne ,
Bend llullelln 'office. S4-83tfc , I
: De Armond & Erskine I Carlson & Lvons
WANTED TO BUY A second hand . . w v j -Orwio
piano. Must bo cheap. No deal- lawi H
era. Will make good Payment o'Kane Building, Bend. Oregon ; PLUM III NO
down, rest on time. Wrlto to l. O. ' i t, uririvr
Box 672. . 37-83-8p ' ' . - I l
WANTED Foundry workor helper w n n if n i I'liimliluif and Heating Rupplles, ;
at Bend Iron Works. 33-82tfc . U. JVianning, U. Ol. U. : Hath Iteom AccoMorlos, etc !
WANTED At tba brick yard, a few DENTIST . Vlv.. '
good $5 a day men. Bond Brick i 8ull 1J-14 O'Kana Bulldlnf M P. .
- L"mbtf.C' - "-2tf? Tel. Black 1781 Bend. Or., j "nJ 1 lttinS j
FOR RENT .11 .17 , ; PHONE KI-I) 1S? j
FOR RENT Furnished room for
one or two gentlemen. 521 Flor- DR. TURNER.
Ida St.. west of 8. E. Robert's. " ww,
Mrs. M. E. Knotts.. 50-84tfc ' 1
; u i EYE SPECIALIST
TO TRADE. Permanently Located In Bend i BClld Park CO.
TO TRADE Piano for cows, calves, - hk Knur Fnulnmont 1 t i tf i i
horses or pigs. A. C. Klrtsls. 3 lth Elulsmeal i Real E.t.t. eaj Ia.uranee
miles north of Tumalo. 48-84-7p
Private Office In Tborson'i
FOR SAI E V.we.ryStor. ' -
FOR SALE Beau de Oregon pears I .' . . -. .
and peaches. Bargain prices.
146 Greenwood avenue. Office " ' " i
hours. i to 6 p. m. 4-8Dp Dr. II. N. MOORE
FOR SALE 2 milch cows, 75 DE.N'TIHTRT
each. Phone 13F33. 64-85-6p , Hours: :00-5:30; 7:30-8:30
FOR SA LE One light 2-wheel Tfl Btaek8J5l" O'Kane Bldf. , OWTl YOUf
trailer, cheap for quick sulo. See . ... . ,
Sheffield, at Carmody Bros. " ' B JtLVar HnTYIP
. - - 67-85-DOp i - - VTTU 1
i , . Telephone Krd 7l O K.nt i
FOR SALE Or trade for touring ' t-j F t R A V MftVe Some ImrglllllS
Ford,, one, Ford sedan with self- ' LfTm t. I . . A c
sturter and four-speod transmission. ! ' - DENTIST , HI tJUiVliA KU a
See Shefflcldvut Carmody Bros : lou900 to 2:oo-i;00 to 5:30 t Hsv tkkmh
DS-on-UOp , 1
FOR SALE BV OWNER About 85 ., -. r '- ' ' J. Ai t!J0 !0
acres of land,' well improved, on I r- i j-
state highway. 20 minutes walk ,Dr. Anita RlCS-FtlllCV- Central Urci(on Ldmtf
from Brooks-Scanlon.. .mill. , Easy , moyod m.r ofnr9 Qy INSURANCE AGENCY
terms. , Box 81 Bend, Ore. 1
, . t . . . 4-84-Cp i; . Horton Drug Co. r J
' : I Of Ilea Phone1 Rm." 301 Ij i
vJin sT.heFmrs.yx-cyUnVder ', "" l I Tinning and abeot Met., I
automobile, In A 1 condition, at a ' J WM. MONTGOMERY.
bargain. Run about 8000 miles. -- Furnaces, Spouting, GutierlDg,
See Pete Beaulleu at Deschutes HAIR DUEHH1.VO PARIXn romlr ,.nrl Hkvii.ht
Oarage, 43-84tfc UMomI... .ltrll K.lp irim.nu lor B , " ' "i . ,
: jic hif nd dindrur rnmm No Itepalilng promptly attended to
FOR SALE Six-room house, plutlciu. Km. trM.im.nU. All kinds Price, right, work guaranteed I
plumbing In fine shape; ood lot; H.lr Work don.. M" '
close to mills. J. Ryan & Co. I MRH, Mt'LLKR ,
62-84tfc , Old "Fwla BtorV' on Orason St. I I
n aAtg f. n A - T- - - BEND INSURANCE .
FOR SALE 1918 Dodge. Bargain , APFMPV
for cash. Deschutes Oaraige. AlxdiNLiI
39-84-6C Bend lodge No. 41M Loyal Or- Writoie of ll kind. o ln.or.ow. Old.
. . . , , u. ln.ur.ne. Anne? In Cmtral Orc-
drr of Moose Meets In Moose job. h. o. Bin.. Kir.t Notional Bonk
FOR SALE New Buick. Inquire Hall every Thursday. Visiting ' Buildinc, Bred, Oresoa. I
Central Oregon Realty Co.. Bond brother! are cordially Invited lo I .
8t' ' 41-g4-6" attend.
FOR SALE One large safe and I ' r, . . Ilr ,
eight-foot show case. Inquire . J OCOlCll VVOOlen Mills
Symons Jewelry. 35-83-Sc CKXTRAIj ORKOON 1 All Wool Hulls Made to Order
FOR SALE Dodge; has run 4500 COM,KCTINCI AGEXCV l8'50 lo
miles, nearly 100 new J. Rooms 2-4 O'Kane Building NKLHOV8
Rvan- 72-76tfo llend, Oregon IW llond St,
" Collections Made In All Parts of I - - - - - -
FOR BALE By owner, Chevrolet Central Oregon -
490; reasonable. Write Box 67, l - i - - - -
Bend, Ore, 63-76tfc r
FOR SALE Two new modern five- DR. G. SKINNER '
room bungalows on Delaware nvv'TiuT ' . mm. ' '
avenue Inquire J. Ryan & Co. wmmiwi DofJa RmtVlPrH
70-64ttc Room 17 O'Kane Building , UOaSe DrOUier5
FOR SALE 2 houses on Broadway, offlca Hours: 9 to 121 to S ' ' MotOF CU8
$660.00 cash, balanco same as l. . I.'. II '
rent. Inquire at Hanson's Store,- , ' WALTKER-WILLIAMS CO.
Broadway and Arizona Ave. TIT 17 Q V A ClWITIf
21-81tfc ,aUVS. y. A. Omilll ; R. 8. MoClure, Salosman ,
, Agent for the '
FOR SALE 40-acre ranch; 3 6 -acre NUIIONR CORHRTfl
.'I?h US.15 wiSi,!.t".',li.V Will "call by appointment on . . v ' , ,
ia?J1Ch t. W..,i . ii J?.. 1069 Columbia Street.
eLst9of B0endWar'"'ta'r 'li-gllte ADDRESS P. O. BOK 638 1 ; .TT
FOR SALE 'Lots 10, 11 and 12, j . T . . W. A. JACOBS '
block 18,' Deschutes addition, Corns, Bunions Arch Supports Job Carpenter' and L'ontrnotor
8600.. Terms. J.Ryan, 22-81ttc , Troatod Foot Appliances Small Repair Jobs Olvon
rr : . Spnolal Attontlon
FOR SALE Nlnety-Beven . acre II. F. Shoemaker Cora.r Horld Av.. and SlMm.r. St.
ranch on Tumalo project. 83- , hpm iaiiht B0X BBND
acre water right, 40 acres under OOT HI ECIALIHT '
cultivation, small house, good barn 'office: Wright Hotel 1 1 r '
and outbuildings. One cow, 2 . H , i tn K P M " - '
horses and 2 wagons. Four thou- Hour''' , 1 t0 6 F' M' nan,Ar ,
sand dollars takes all. Will accopt Evenings and Sundays by SEND A POSTAL TO I
Improved city property In part pay- Appolntmont ' O. K. MAST I
ment. Terms. Inquire Bulletin. , . .
8-80-6p Examinations Froo PIANO TUNER I
Prlcei Roaaonable TUNINCCLEANING-REPAIRING
FOR SALE 0-room house, close to Teli Black 111 . WNn nnrrnki
mills, 12400. Bee J. Ryan ft Co. M BEND, OREGON
..... 7-80tfc ,r -..
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