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THE BKND 11ULLKTIN, DAILY KIHTION, 11KND, ORKGON, TVKHDAY, JUNK 84, 1010
The Bend Bulletin
DAILY EDITION
faMlshsJ strsry AtttrnMa Eirspt Snsdsjr.
HIT, st the Pott Offlcs it Bnd. Oregon, undsr
Act of Msroh 1. W. ,
HENRY N. FOWLER Assocists Editor
RALPH SPENCER Mechanical 8upt
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TUESDAY, JUNE 24, 1919.
THAT NAME AGAIN".
We may be right about that Bend
name business after all. At any
rate, Manager Chrisnian or the Silver
Lake Leader denies that he is our
adversary in the discussion. In a
letter received from Mr. Chrismaii
he says: "Editor Henderson just
drew my attention to your editorial
on the question of Bend not carry
ing herright name,1 or rather the
same that she originally was called
Allow me to say that -I was not the
instigator of this dispute and 1 do
not know any more about what goes
in the Leader than that which goes
into the Bulletin. Therefore, If you
will accuse Editor E. K. Henderson
of these old-time sayings you will
be after the right one. He is one
of the old timers here."
We suppose we shall be hearing
again from Mr. Henderson, but in
the meantime will not some of the
other old timers give us the benefit
of their knowledge?
Of the 28 presidents of the United
States only eight have had middle
names, which suggests that Leonard
Wood has a big lead over the other
Republican , possibilities. Can you
name the eight?
Speaking of coffee again. It is a
bean, but when it gets to $1 per
pound, in many families it will be
a has-been.
LUCK AND CHANCE OF LIFE
Abundant Reasons Why Fighting Men
Develop a High Degree of Fatal
' t istic Reasoning.
As I "tour the military hospitals,'
says a writer in a London paper, I
hear strange stories from the ward
listers, from matron herself, and from
men of all grades In the serried rows
of beds. Poor M braved all the
terrors of war wounded at Mons,
and gassed at La Bassee only to be
lgnomlnlously killed by an omnibus In
the city street at home! Whole fam
ilies of sods lie buried in France. But
I know n case In which four sons and
a son-in-law joined up in August, 1014,
and went clean througlrMhe whole stu
pendous drama, without one of the Ave
getting so much as a scratch ! I know
a heroic major, who had the maddest
escapes from shot and shell, and wus
killed at last by a falling branch of
a tree whilst at home on leave.
I know a chnpialn V. C. who all but
broke his neck on a flight of stone
steps at Salghton Towers, where he
was Countess Grosvenor's guest. I
know a war correspondent, of many
fierce campaigns, who met his death
after all in a London air raid. And I
talked with the sole survivor of a
ulilp, who turned out to be the only
member of the crew who couldn't
swim! How shall we eiplnln these
vagaries? They made fatalists Of our
men ; and one day In the hospital, I
came upon a lud who wus reading the
Moslem Koran. He held Up the page
to me, and pointed to the verse: "No
bap chanceth, but the same was writ
ten in the Book of Decrees 1"
TOOK LIBERTY WITH FACTS
Author of "The Luck of Eden Hall"
Admitted That He Drew on
HI Imagination.
The author of the pocin, "The Luck
of Eden Hall," was Johann Ludwlg
Uhland, a German poet of the first
half of the nineteenth century, who
first put that romantic legend Into
Terse and later it was dressed in Eng
lish rhyme by Longfellow. As the
story goes, the young lord of the
manor during a night of drunken rev
elry, demanded the drinking glass
called "the luck of Eden Hall." The
butler "heard the words with pain,"
but brought the goblet which the tipsy
nobleman smashed. Instantly flames
cracked the celling and the persons
surrounding the festal board became
dust. The straightforward American
poet explains at the heading of Ills
translation that In spite of the Irnglc
ending of the poem the glass is still in
existence, and so It Is today. It is six
Inches high, of pale green glass, ex
quisitely enameled In blue and white.
Practical folk qiiy that it probably
came originally from Spain, where It
whs used as n chalice In communion
service, but the original story goes
that It was left at St, Culhbert's well
by a company of fairies.
Pat it in "THE Bl'lLETIN."
RALPH DE PALMA, NOTED RACER, SAYS
SPEEDING IN AIRPLANE LACKS THRILLS
s
De Palms Prefers
Itnlph De Pulma thinks there are
more thrills in auto racing than In fly
ing In an airplane. One day last fall,
while De Pulma was serving ns direc
tor of flying at McCook field, near Duy
ton. O., nn aviation officer Invited him
to take a trip In his plane. The motor
star accepted. He was somewhat new
at flying then, and also dubious. But a
director of flying Is supposed to fly.
"Want to do a few stunts?"' asked
the officer, when De Pnlma was safely
strapped in. "A nice question!" com
mented De Pnlma, afterward. 'tThere
was only one answer we did them!"
Service Was Brief.
De Palma's service in aviation was
brief, as he enlisted a couple of months
before the war ended. But It lasted
long enough to give him a well-rounded
experience In flying, both In the stunts
which might be-compared to the thrills
of the speedway, and long distance
flying, which is comparable to the long
crind of automobile road racing. And
the veteran star lost no time In get
ting back to bis own game. Arm in' the
HOW "OLD ORDER CHANGETH"
British Miner No Longer the Grimy
Individual He Has Been So
Frequently Pictured.
A new type of miner Is being
evolved at Atlierton, Lancashire,
through the growing popularity of the
baths at Messrs. Fletcher, Burrows
and company's collieries.. At first only
10 per cent of the men used them ;
now the figure Is 50 per cent. The
miner now goes to work in tweeds and
brown boots Instead of his oldest
clothes and clogs. He no longer be
smirches the seats of tramways and
railway carriages with the grime of his
calling. Nor does he drive his wife
to despair with the amount of work he
brings Into the house each day. He
goes home spruce and well groomed, i
with no- signs of the weariness so
characteristic of the men "coming up."
"All the young men use the hatha."
said the keeper of the bathhouse. I
"Some of the older men don't."
"They ar-e learning sense," volun
teered nn old miner. "And J wonder
the women didn't teach It to some of
them a bit sooner.
"Convenience !" His eyes twinkled
"Why, man, if I wanted to jazz I
could bring my 'dress clothes here mid
be ready for the ball twenty minutes
after I got out of the cage. No, I'm
not going to stort Jazzing not nt my
time of life. But I might be going to a
direr-tors' hnmi'iot one of thpse days.
Pile Up Y
ONE of the queerest things about some people is that they will not
follow GOOD ADVICE when they KNOW they OUGHT TO,
Perhaps we are all more or less that way, All the wise men of
all ag-es have urged their, fellow beings to PUT AWAY SOMETHING
for a EAINY DAY. Good old Benjamin Franklin's sayings on economy
and saving alone ought to make a bank book holder of EVEEY ONE.
If you have DELAYED, suppose you act HONESTLY with YOUE
SELF EIGHT NOW.
Central Oregon Bank
'
Motoring to Flying.
conviction tjmt It beats nvlullon for
thrills. "Flying seenled iiionolouous
compared with motor racing." he said
in speaking of his air trip.
Lonesome Work.
"On a trip of several hundred miles
you may be making speeds which
would be terrific in an auto 140 miles
an hour. But at the height of a mllo
or more you have no realization of
speed, and sitting up there In the wind
and noise Is lonesome work. The
stunts ure more exciting, of course-
but there Is no competition, no audi
ence, no applause. Hurdling over the
ground at Daytonn Beach in a racing
car at two and one-half miles per min
ute, with Ml-fuot leaps from the
ground, or whirling around the Indian
apolis Motor Speedway truck in the
500-mlle race, with competitors con
testing every lap that's very different
stuff! Every minute has its problem
and Its thrill. I prefer to be down on
the ground, smelling the gas, eating
the dirt. In contact with my rivals and
the crowd."
You never know In these times." Fif
teen minutes suffice for a miner's bath.
Men in a hurry take a little less, dan
dies a little more. They find their
own sonp and towels. lAindon Times
Discouraging Art
"Why do you sxnd your days and
nights on these pictures?" asked the
wife of the straggling artlst.e "You
don't get enough for them to pay you
for the pulnt you use."
"I know, my dear," he answers;
"but think! Iicmhrnndt mid others
painted pictures and sold them for
trifles, and they arc now the master
pieces of the world and bring millions
of dollars! I am not painting for us.
I am painting for our descendants."
"Humph !" Is the discouraging reply.
"Yon don't make enough for us to af
ford to raise any descendants." St.
Louis Globe-Democrat.
Strategy.
"Making friends hi ail very well, bin
a man should be careful about the kind
of friends he makes," remarked Mr.
Ciidspur.
"My sentiments exactly," snld Mr.
Duliwnlte. "Whenever n newcomer
moves Into my neighborhood -und looks
as If he might want to borrow my gar
den tools three or four days a week I
find out what his "political views' are
and take the opimslng side." Birming
ham Age-Herald. .
WROTE OF LIFE AT HARVARD
Author Now Forgotten Conceded to
Have Been the First to Depict
, Undergraduate Days.
Harvard graduate, the world over;
havo long believed that the earliest
pictorial record of undergraduate life
at. the. oldest college In the United
States Vas made when K.U. Alt wood
drew his pictures of college life for
the first volume of the Harvard Lam
poon, The Lampoon wus tlio fore
runner of humorous journalism In
America ; Attwood Imcimin a famous
humorist : and nls ".Manners A Cus
toms of yo llarviird Sludeiite" was es.
tuhllshed as a classic. The dlscovi-y
of a tiiucsiulucd book In n New Eug
luml farmhouse reveals an earlier
draftsman, , whilio "College Scenes''
antedate "Ye Harvard Nliulehto" by
about a quarter of u century, hut weru
soon generally forgotten. Of N. Ilu
ward, tlio artist, no record remains
but the bare fact that he was then In
college. Tlie discoverer, however, had
n rare afternoon when he found the
volume In n dusty chest, where It hud
been packed it way with n lot of con.
temporary textbooks and an old Har
vard diploma.' Christian Science Mou
Itor. '
Historic Strasbourg. .
In establishing .the administration
of the restored provinces of Alsace
Lorraine In the city of Strasbourg, the
people of France have regained n rich
ly historic ground, says the Boston
Transcript. Its cathedral, whose build
ing engaged the services of famous
architects and decorators for the pe
riod of four centuries before reaching
the coiftpletlon lu which If stands to
day, Is one of the marvels of Ilia world.
Its great university has a library of n
million volumes and before the war
Its students numbered more than 2.
000. These ore the local glories, but a
universal fume has been gained by
the product of Its more iiftlmnte
tnlent. Thus, Alsatian wine has hud
world-wide recognition since the mid
dle ages; Strasbourg beer was known
before America was discovered, and as
for that delicacy so prlxed by the fas
tidious taste of gourmands, the pate
de fols grus, the name of. .Strasbourg
Is "the certificate of extreme excellence.
Improved Oil-Burner.
A -new oil-burner for the kitchen
stove, announced from Cairo, Egypt, Is
attachable by a special flange to the
grate door, and it neither- reuulre
alteration of the solid fuel stove nor
prevents the use of solid fuel. The
nozzle projects about an Inch Into the
grate, the nil tank being mounted on
n suitable ruck .outside the stove. A
small fire heats the fuel oil to about
180 degrees Fahrenheit, and as the oil
passes from the nozzle, a Jet of com
pressed air or steam convert It Into n
spray that burns with fl continuous
smokeless anil odorless Hume. In Cai
rn, It is noted, compressed air I sup
plied In tllope to ho,,,",,.
The Cozy Hotel
The place for
medium priced
Rooms and Meals
R. L. ANDERSON
Real Estate
Insurance
Loans
Minnesota Street
Phone; Office, B!.ck 1591
Residence, 2051
J. B. Anderson, Affent.
CHAS. STANTON
Shop Next to Montgomery's
Plumbing Shop
ALL WORK GUARANTEED
I'lilntliiK ami I'nperlinnK'nff
FRANK WRIGHT
Cnrpcnter Work Hnw Filing
Shop In .tlio Bnfiement ol the
Bond Laundry
Or Inquire at Puntlmo
Wet Wash Wanted !
IluuKh Dry ami I 'IiiIhIhmI Win if
Electric. Machine Used
Call 1602 Hill St., or write
Mrs. Pearl E. Lattimei
Bot 80, Bend, Oregon
I work Called For and Delivered
KKND A POSTAL TO
G. K. MAST
PIANO TUNER
TUNINO-CUEANING-REPAIRING
BEND, OREGON
. !. - 1 W.
MWitiMiiiirfiTi-in mw
' A Muddied Moujlk.
Mr, Towei-, former American ambas
sador to ltusslii, told tills story of n
typical moujlk entering u railroad sta
tion And Inquiring when a certain
train would leave, Ho received the In
formal Ion and departed.
A Utile later, however, he was buck
again, asking the same question.
"Why," exclaimed the agent, "I told
you (lint only a. minute ago."
"You did truly," the moujlk an
swered, "hut II Isn't myself that wauls
to know this lime, It's my mall) out
aide." lloslon Transcript.
Her Words of Cheer.
Miiry was writing a letter lo her
Vnclc I'eter, who luid almost lost tlio
use.of Ids legs by having rheiiiniitlNm.
"lie sure lo write it cheerful letter,
Mary," admonished her mother; "you
know Vncle IVtcr lias been sick."
An hour Inter Mary showed Ihls let
tor to her mother: "Deer I'mklo: I
inn so sorry that you have been sick.
Why don't you go to heaven? They
will give you a pair of wings there and
you can rest your poor tired legs,"
An Old Sd Story.
"This scenario," said I he eager au
thor, "is about a girl who walled for
months for a letter of forgiveness
from her lover and then married an
other man who" .
"Walt a minute," exclaimed the
movie manager.
"Whin's tlio mutter? Too old !"
"No, Too modern. We're not going
to roust the government. The post
office bus hud criticism enough."
Industrial and
- M. A. PALMER
Cabinet Maker and llullder.
Jobbing
Franklin St., rear of Irrigation
Co.'i old building.
PACIFIC EMPLOYMENT CO.
"Aiwayi at Your sirvioi"
Help of all kind Furnished Free
to Employer
laroaau tnuiu. nom. tni m tun.
1 F. (DIM, sW-tat-at
Bunulda Btnst. rsrtlsjt. Ontom
Carlson & Lyons
PLUMBING
& HEATING
riumhioK and Heating Supplies,
Hath Koom Accessories, eic.
Pipe, Valves
and Fittings
PHONE RED 155M
Bend Park Co.
Real Estate and Insurance
llend Company Buildlnjf
Own Your
Own Home
'I have some bargains
in BUNGALOWS'
KAHY TKKMH
J. A. EASTES
Central Oregon's Lesdi'nif
INSURANCE AGENCY '
J. H. MEYER
Formerly with' Pioneer Garage
is now at the
Good Luck Garage
Successor to
C.O.ANDERSON
Residence Phone, Red 2081
Madam H. LaMarche
Holding fir at cIum qu
cations from Paris, Lon
don. Dublin and Toronto,
will jive private
Lessons in French and
Music
Will Call on Appointment
Address, 134 Delaware
l Toulght & Wednesday
MONROE
SALISBURY in
I "The Light
of Victory"?
Comedy
I Soapheads-Soapsuds
Thursday Only 5
5 Alice Brady in 5
i "Rbsetta'-i
( 'iniiloir Stindav and Monduv
liluuchu Sweet In
J 'THE UNPARDONABLE SIN :
1 CjRAND THEATRE I
Business Guide
Tinning nd tthat Molsl
WM. MONTUOMKHY.
Furnaces, Bpoullpit. Outtarlnc,
Cornice and tfkyllnat
Hnpatrlng promptly mended to
Prlrrs rlht, work Kitrnnld
BKND INSURANCE
AGENCY
WrIUra of sll kinds of Insurants. OM.
sst Insitrsncs Atfsnev In Csnlrnl Ors
fon. UC. Kills. Klrsl NsllcnsJ Hsns
UuUdlne, ZWod. Orssm.
UNION CAFE
OI'KX NKiHT AM) DAY
Huva You Trlod Our Doughnuts
Scotch Woolen Mills
All Wool Halt Mndn to Order
)ih.5o to rJi.no
NKI.SO.VH
HUH Imnil Ht.
FOR SALE!
Tracts under irrigation,
adjacent to wuicr mulin, lectrle
light and tHcpliunc mtrvlco.
Ranging in size from I; to 6 Acres
WIIXTOIUA ADDITION
L. D. WIEST
1.104 Third Slrent
Dodge Brothers
Motor Cars
'AIrilKU-VH,I,IAMS CO.
It, S. McCltiro, Salesman
REPAIRING
THAT IS REPAIRING
ELECTRIC
SHOE SHOP
COLUMBIA SERVICE
STATION
Jny Siiltzmnn, Prop.
HTOKAGK HATTKRY WOItlC
Gun HcpiilrliiK
Odd John in Mcclmnlcnt Much
JITNEY
Service at
All Times
All Places ,
Stnnd at J. F. TagRart's
Phonm- Rd 1481
rnones. R0i Dlach 229,
A.C. DOBSON . . . Chevrolet car