BEND BULLETIN, DAILY EDITION, BEND, OREGON. FRIDAY, APRIL 4, 1010
REMEDY FOR NUMEROUS ILLS
TOO PRECIOUS TO DIVULGE
PAGE
Aa You May Renumber, an Old Song
. Says "It'a a Vary Good Plan
J to Forget It,"
'. When a piece of American slang
Bhows vltullty and effective use for
lour or llvo years, It is safe to any.
that fairly universal liunmu quality
lies within It, the Kullund (VU) Her
ald observes. Such Is thu terse and
' characteristic Americanism, "forget
111"
When annoyed to the point of ex
asperatlou ly trivial people pwplo
who gnaw the nerves nud scarify the
disposition what a halm ami healing
ilea In tho magic philosophy "forget
Itl"
When It seems borne In upon us like
a heaven-directed mission to go unit
ing windmills, what a solid, common'
souse ring there Is to the luward men
tor which whispers, "forget It!"
. When bored by a stupid editorial,
incensed by an Intolerant sermon or
awlndled by a silly play, how much
'better to stifle the seething wrath and
forget it!"
' When victimized by a petty rascal,
the loss not adequate to the necessary
energy for redress, "forget it!"
When abused by a drunkard, fool
or silly child, "forget it !"
When betrayed by a friend so deep
ly that the heart changes and the
pleasant faces takes on falsity, "for
get It"
When Old Man Bile poisons the dis
position and life is saffron iustead of
blue and fair, take a pill and "for
get It"
xiow many wrongs are worth re
membering? How many annoyances
are worth noticing? How many triv
ialities are worth attention? The pit
of oblivion swallows them, once we
ran take our philosophy in both hands
to "forget it."
I And if the reader takes life so ser
Jously that this convenient nullity
offends, the remedy lies close at hand
"forget it"
COULDNT FIND GIRL
Marine Returning From the War Took
Her Picture Long Ago.
a nanosome young man in a ma
rine uniform Jumped from an east-
bound passenger train ns It pulled up
to the station at Seymour, Ind., and
with a quick step walked up and down
the platform, glancing hurriedly at
each girl he met. His half-eager and
half-anxious expression attracted the
attention of a newspaper reporter, who
offered assistance.
The marine explained be was a pas
senger on a troop train through Sey
mour 18 months ago. While the en
gine was coaling he stepped - to the
station platform and was soon con
versing with an attractive young wom
en. They agreed to write, but In the
excitement both forgot to give the oth-.
t-r the name and address. After the
marine boarded the train he whipped
Ids camera from bis. pocket and got
a snapshot of the girl on the platform.
He carried the picture and was try
ing to find her or someone who could
frlve her name and address. His search
'was In vain and he boarded the train
knowing that his last chance to see
the girl had gone again.
Collar Button Causes Divorce Suit
An elusive collar button was respon
sible for Andrew J. Emmert abusing
bis wife, Angeline Emmert, according
to her testimony before a master In
chancery In snlng for divorce. She
said when he dropped his collar but
ton and she would not search for It
he struck ber. A divorce decree Is
commended. Pittsburgh Chronicle
Telegraph.
If Man Ever Really Learns How I
Manage Wife He Selfishly Keeps
It to Himself.
It has como to be almost a tradition
that meu give advice, not take It.
plt-usaut novelty uppers In (.loud
Housekeeping lu the shape of pungent
philosophy on the marriage question
written by Dorothy Ulx.
"Do pupers is full of hcurt-tn-hcar
talks to wives 'bout how to keep young
an willowy, so as to retain delr hus
bands' affection, hut dero ain't a word
lu 'em, from klver to klver, to men
bout how to keep do hair on dalr
halds nu' from glttlu' to look lak boer
kegs on skids lu order to preserve delr
wives' love.
"Au" wbeu a gal la gwlno to git mnr
rled, her ma, an' her married sisters,
au' her cousins, an' her aunts takes her
oft to one side an' des Alls her up wld
useful hluts 'bout glttlu' off on do right
foot, and' strlkiu' her husban' for his
pay envelop befo' he gits well enough
acquainted wld her to dust to refuse
her, an' drawln" do line at mo' dsn one
evenln' out a week, au' do odder mat
ters dat helps a woman be do fust
linger In her house.
"But you never heah of a father, nor
a brother, nor a frleud whut's passed
through de tribulations of matrimony
hangin' up auy red lanterns as dunger
signals for any odder man dat's about
to start on de mntermonlal 'scurslon
Nawm, ef a man ever finds out how to
manage a wife he keeps de snap to
hisself an' leaves ev'y odder man to
work out his own salvation de best he
can."
It is not generally known that there
exists In the Mexican gulf a hnlf-
brother to the cuttlefish of the Indian
ocean, from which formerly the
world's supply of India ink was ob
tained.
The Indian cuttle, when pursued by
sharks or other birds of prey, exudes
a black, pastelike substance, which dis
colors the water In Its wake, blinding
Its pursuer, and, screening Itself from
view, makes Its escape. This exudence
gradually comes to the surface In a
foam and Is eagerly gathered by the
natives, who knead It. dry It, press It
Into cakes, ready for the market al
ways commanding a good price.
Draughtsmen have for two or three
centuries used India Ink because of
Its deep copy and Indelibility.
TonlRht B. A. A. C. Tonight
"What Happened to Jones?"
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Adv.
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Cluatflcd advert Ulnar eham dt (uim 10
cents for 20 words or less. On cent per
itrictlr emsh in sdraaee-
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FOR RENT
FOR RENT Four-room house, part
ly lurnished; lights and water.
Phone Red 621. 26-100tfc
FOR RENT Furnished housekeep
ing room over Bend Water. Light
& Power office. 05-96tfc
TO TRADE.
TO TRADE Portland
Bend property. G.
American Bakery.
property for
W. Shriner,
12-98tfc
Tonight B. A. A. C. Tonight
"What Happened to Jones?"
??????
Adv.
TO EXCHANGE 2 lots, 100x160
each, in Kenwood Heights, for
cattle, hogs, poultry or tgood truck.
Geo. T. Sellars, Box 592, Bend, Ore.
WANTED
WANTED Netted Gem potatoes.
Anyone having from 20 to SOO
sacks of U. S. No. 1 potatoes will do
well to see J. B. Miner before Tues
day of next week. 19-99-103C
e i snail
SUCCESS
h what we are all trying to at
tain. A Savings Account is a
good stepping stone.
We Pay 4 b Interest.
The First National Bank
OF BEND
WE BANK ON YOU, YOU BANK WITH US
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Everybody Join the
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Saturday
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Everybody Join the
B. A. A. C.
We will show you one of the snappiest lines of Ready-to-Wear ever shown
in Bend. A complete line of Capes, Dolmans, Dresses, Suits, Sport Suits,
Coats and Sport Skirts at prices not to be found elsewhere. The styles are
the very latest. Our New York buyers have selected us a wonderful assort
ment of the above lines.
They are direct from America's Style Centers'and from the Largest Manufacturers
of Ladies' Wearing Apparel
Sport Suits
Jersey Sport Suits in a big assortment of styles.
Have them in purple, pekin, white, tan, copen,
rose, cerise and prey. The very latest to be
shown in Sport Suits. See these .wonderful
values at
$25 to $35
Ladies' Suits
Have them in navy, copen, tan and green. Can
give you any style you may desire. Every one
represents a real value and the style right up
to the minute. Can fit the stout ladies as well
as the smaller ones
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$19.75 to $39.75
Ladies Dresses
mm
if!
Positively the largest assortment of RIGHT-UP-TO-THE-MINUTE
line of Dresses ever
shown in Bend. Don't fail to see the pretty
models so reasonably priced. We have enjoyed
a wonderful business in silk dresses. THERE'S
A REASON. WE MAKE ALL NECESSARY
ALTERATIONS FREE OF CHARGE.
Capes and Dolmans
Just unpacked a large shipment of Capes and
Dolmans. These are some of the late num
bers being shown on Fifth Avenue, New York.
This is no hot air. Come, see for yourself. We
are showing you the very latest to be had in
the above lines. Prices speak for themselves
$16.50 to $39.75
Ladies Coats
If you dont' care for the Cape or Dolman, we can fit you out in a snappy Coat in all the leading styles.
$9.90 to $39.75
Sport Skirts
Just the thing to complete your summer wardrobe. They arc beauties. Showing them in white, pekin,
tan, apricot, pink and cqpen. Materials are Manderin Crepe, Bedford, Baronet, Khaki-Kool and Fan
Ta See.
$8.90 lo $25.00
We make all necessary alterations free of charge. We have an experienced Ready-to-Wear Saleslady. very
garment must be a perfect fit before leaving the department.
All Alterations
Free of Charge
J. C. PENNEY COMPANY, Inc.
iv i nusy o tores
est Room in
connection
HELP WANTED
WANTED Kitchen
view Hotel.
help. Rlver-28-100tfc
WANTED Good dairy man. Apply
Bates Dairy. 15-98UC.
WANTED Experienced housemaid,
or one willing to loam. Perma
nent position. Good wages. Phone
1501. Mrs. II. K, Brooks. l-8trc
WANTED Man to drive team In
general , work for tho Irrigation
Co.; steady Joh, good wages. Tele
phone or call Central Oregon irriga
tion Co., Deschutes, Ore. 59-91tfc
1 door, $350.
See R. G. niackwell.
30-100-Gc
FOR SALE Ford, Overland, Max
well, all In good running order.
Deschutes Garage. 27-100tfc
FOR SALE JLot 15, hlock 29, N. W.
T. 2nd addition. Make me an ot
for. Harry Scott, No. 1 N. Third St.,
Nowark, Ohio. 22-99-100p
FOR SALE Axminster rug, 9x12,
almost new. Phone Red 1711.
17-98-100C
FOR SALE Sweot Clovor seed. L.
Urandnnhurg, Doschutes. Phono
Rural 82.
FOR SALE Bolglan hnro nnd Flem
ish giant does for sale. Son Hum
llton, Fourth and Norton streets. II
FOR SALE it-room modnrn house
hi Park nddltlon; price and terms
right. J. Ryan & Co. 715-921 fc
FOR 8ALE 4 -room house, clono to
mill, $12130. J. Ryan & Co.
76-92tfc
WANTED Man and wife on 240
acre Irrigated ranch, Powoll Butte.
Write B. B. Williams, Powell Butte,
Oregon. 00-9(J-01p
FOR SALE
FOR 8ALE
A. Sathor.
-Seed potatoes. See E.
29-100tfc
FOR SALE Lot 6, blk. 11, River
Terrace. Iots opposite sold for
$500. Price $360. See R. O. Black
well. 31-100-6C
FOR SALE Lot In Deschutes addi
tion, 4000 feet lumber, 8 windows,
FOR SALE Nice little 4-room cot- "" ' fciciiirary tamo, rugs and
tnirn In Park add. Pr co 11110.00. "l"or lurnuure. loiopnono UIUCK
Sbb n. V. Hllvls. 10-B7lfcl802- 06-91tfc
FOR SALE Two Ford cars. In
quire U. 8. Forest Office, First
National Bank Bldg. 07-96-101p
FOR SALE Broken and unbroken
horses. Work harnoss. Jack Hol
frlch, 612 Ogdon avenue. 03-90-101p.
FOR SALE 1 Chevrolet, 1018
model; 1 Ford, 1918 mddol; 1
Maxwell, 1918 model; 1 Dodge, 1918
modol. Liberty bonds accepted.
Phone Black 112, or seo Oeo. F.
Hoover. 66-78tfc
FOR SALE Two room house nnd
one of the host gnrdon lots In tho
city. Root house, chicken house. All
fenced with heavy woven wire. Prlco
$325; $125 down balance like rent.
Address P. O. Box 726 for appoint
ment, it
LOST
LOST Sunday, part of headlight
for auto, front of J, C. Pminny
storo. Finder please leave at
Symons, Jewelry Storo, 24-00lfo
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