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FACTS AND FANCIES.
'If a toper und a gallon of whisk&y
-wore left together, which would be
-drunk first?
",How nsrcottl tliiB morning?" said
a man in ft'eoal yard to an Irishman.
' Black as iver, be jabers," said 1'at.
Dido fell in'love with JtSnoas, but-he
gave her the out direct. And he lhaa
. IIU III I If 1 vS Ds tflVII UUTV VbVU vuwi
didoes ever since,
A young ludy says lhe reason she
carries a parasol is that the -eun w of
tho masculino gender, and she cannot
withstand his ai dent crliknobs.
; o
There are directly 'two -opposite
.reasons why a man -omo6i mos cannot
got credit. 0no is, because ho is not
known ; tho other, because lie is.
A young gontleman advertised for a
wiio through the papers, and received
answers from eighteen hundred huB
tbands,saying that he could have thoire.
At a concert recently, at the conclu
sion of tho song, "There's a good time
coming," aoountry farmer got up and
exclaimed, "Mister you couldn't fix
tho dato, could you ?''
A Paris architect has invented a
porfect brick, which hardens with
timA onmnlAtnlir tAatatfl hn mirlirtr anrl
is said to real;zo an economy of iforty
jior cent, in building.
"What is the difference botwoon mo
and a netv novel ?" inquired a highly
rogued damsol to her boaa. "it is
this," said ho, "a novol is read bo
;.cau80 it is interesting j you are inter-
-osting becausoyour rod.'"
smith, who was requested -to bring a
suit for slander. He said ho could go
into his suop and Hammer out a bet
. tor charactor than all tho State could
give him. -
, The Manchester Mirror tells of two
men who found a wallet with $600 .in
r it, and papers showing who tho owner
was. The finders started after the
Josor, and hunted him half over the
city until they found him, and re
stored his property. lie most gener
ously paid tho men twenty-five cents
in currency. ..'"'"'
Women They aro a great mys
tery. According to Ilaller, women
boar bungcr longer than men: accor
' ding to Plutarch, they can resist the
effects of wine better; according to
, Unger, they grow older and never
bald; according to rimy, they are
.. fioidom attacked by lions; and accor
ding to Gun tor, they can talk a few.
Tho consumption of oil as a lubri
cator is immense. There aro some
.railroad companies whose annual ex
penses are more than twenty-five
thousand dollars for lubricators alone,
A siagle manufacturer in England,
rnanuuetured and sold over four nun
UIUU bUUUDEIUU gCfcilUUO Vk ill UIIUU bl llff
oils la one year, at about one dollar
- per gallon. This oil was disttllod from
coal.
A rough old sea captain, when the
"terrified passengers persuaded him to
potitlon lleaven for cessation of the
tompost, preferred the following brief
requost : " Uh, liord I I bave n't been
in the habit of calling on Thee often ;
' and if You will shift the wind from
the southwest to a little more south
I won't trouble You again."
Oregon Steam Navigation Ci).
SUMMER ARRANGEMENT.'
TUB STEAMERS
SUEZ JERG12 CHIEF,
WJCIl-rOOT,
TEMXO,
OWYHEE,
YAKIMA,
SI II AY &
OKANAGOTV,
Captains E. F. COE, C. 0. FflLf ON. J. II. D. GRAY, and
T1103. J. STUMP,
Will mn dnrlrg the season from CEL1LO to TWATIL
LA, WALLULA, WHITE BLUFFS, PALOUSB and
LKWI8TON.
One of the above narapd'boats will ioave CKLILO for
UMATILLA and WALLVLA, DAILY (Sundays excepted)
Tlie Pastseiig'0'1 Train
to connect with steamers t Celllo'wlll stnrt.froai the
Railroad Depot, DALLES CITY.t 6 o'r.loc va.vm.
Boats will be dispatched for WHITE 1)1, U KM, PA
LOUSK and LKW1STON as often as the necessity uf the
trade will demand.
FOIl PORTLAND THROUGH IN ONE DAY.
The Btenmers
O N IS O N T .A. , 99
OB
"IDAHO,"
CAPT.J. McNULTY : Commander,
Will leave DALLES, DAILY, (Snndays excepted) at 6
o'clock. A. M.,couneciiu by the CASCADE RAILROAD,
Mlth the steamers
NEW WORLD,
CASCADE, or
WILSON G. IIIJIS X,
C APT.. J. W0LF, , Commander,
I Portland.
Dalles, Apiil 3,1860.
FRANK T. D0DOE,
fnl2tfl Agent O.S. N.Oo.
Virginia City, Montana & Blackfoot
OVERLAND STAGE LINE!
HEX. UOLLIDAY, Proprietor.
I COXCOIID STAGES
XEAVE BOISE CITY EVERY OTHER DAY FOB
ULACKFOOT,
Salt Lake City, Denver City,
MISSOURI RIVER,
Connecting at SALT LAKE CITY with Concord .Stages
jiuuumg to.
Virginia City, Nevada,
AND SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA.
Seho City to Fait Lnke City $100 00
v irglnia Ulty, Montana xto w
" " " Mlnsonrl ltlvor, Legal Tender $300,
. Uold, $100.., 400 00
For further Information apply at
OVERLAND STAGE LINE OFFrCB,
ltolae City, i. T.,
nli0d3m J. N. TODD, Agent.
TInioii Stote Ticket.
FOR CONGRESS
BIIFVS SIALLORT,
Of Marlon.
. - TOR QOVKRNORi
GEO. Ii. WOODS,
OfWaaco.
' ' FOB SECRETARY OF STATE:
: SAMUEL E. MAY,.
Of Marlon.
FOR 6T-ATE TREASURKRj
. E. IV. COOKE,
Of Marlon.
FOR STATE PRINTER I '
Yf. A. McPHEKSOar,
Of Linn. ,
FOR PROSECUTINO ATTORNEY FIFTH DISTRICT:
C. K. MEItiS,
OfWaaco.
UALEES CITY DREG Sl'OllE.
P. CRAIG,
. WnOLtSALB AND BtTAIL
.DEALER IN DRUGS.
MEDICINES,
Perfumery, Fancy Soaps,
PATENT MEDICINES, c. 1-tr
VliUOS AND PATENT MEDICINES!!
DRUGS AND PATENT MEDICINES!!
DRUGS AND PATENT MEDICINES!!
TnOLEbAH AXD RETAIL
DltUGGIST,
Washington 8treet, between Mnin and Second Etreeta
HAM.ES, OKEGOiV.
Cf LEMON In able to sUftnly. parties ta wMtt-tilT)t-nE,
S) Patent Medicines, Chemicals, Acidu, Perfumery,
and ovory othor article-enumerated with the
WHOLESALE DRUG BUSINESS,
At tho loweftt market rates.
jB) phynfeians and Merchants Intendinjr'to purchaso
for the Mines, will do well to give him a call.
TRUSSES & SHOOXDER BRACES
In great varloty.
8. LEMON,
ap.3:tf. Wasiilngton St., between Mnin adn Second.
AXD
MACHINE SHOP, "
FIRST STREET, between Yamhill and Morrison.
CJ ton m hngine.
3 of horn 4 to40 home- --JSMtFl&lfs S"
puwoMitirar nirtiiuiM or -.!i'ir &r$t&x 3tsri.
CO.Ml'LETK, consuintly G-J lUtm 'J-
on Alan lliur Pr. VlcSSWTtAii.iV I
ma of all siies; Planing i
jHaciiineswoouwortus
nuttoru.l Wroucht and VTL '
Cast Iron nock for Ver- sii
ticnl Sawund Urist mills;
III ass and Iron Castings -sss
and
WROUGHT IRON WORK
of every description. I ara also propnred to furnish
Quartz Mills complete, of the Latest &
most Improved Patterns.
These Mills can noforwarded to any part of the mines
as the weight of the entire machinery will not exceed ii,
000 pounds.
Horse Powers & Agricultural Implements
mnnufactumd toorderat the wry .LOWEST CASH 1'KICE
N. B. l'artlculor attention jmidto REPAIRS. feiO-tf
MRS. L. WHITE'S
UEW PHOTOGRAPH ROOMS,
Waslilugtou Street.
HAVING NEWLY FITTED UP THE GALLERY over
Dexuar's Stare, would respectfully announce to all
thoso washing
riiotograplis, Carts do Ylsltc, &c,
that they will do woll to givo her a call . Particular at
tention paid to taking Lad.es aud (JlU'dren's rcluros.
oczuti.
Coroner's Sale. 1
BT VIRTUE OF AN' EXECUTION TO MB DIRBCT
ed, Issued out of the Circuit Court, for the County
ut Union, Stats of Oregon, in faTorof I. Gear, sheriff,
and agaiust J. A. J. Chapman et al., I bav this day
leTled on the following described real estaM, to-wlt :
The undivided half of the gaw-mlll (ater-po-er) and
1 land claim on which said mill is situate I, conalstln of
100 acre of land, together with all the apiiartenances
. belonging thereunto. Ths mill is situated about sli
mils shore the town of Union, Union 4onnty,on Cottier's
Creek, and oonimouly known as the Bennington II.il
. brook sawmill. I will expose the same at public sale In
front ol the Court Hons door in Union eonnty, on FRI
DAY, A-PK1L the '7th, between the hours of 0 a. m. and
a p. m and will soli the same to the highest bidder for
.' cash, to satisfy the sum of $U9i 61-100, aud Interest from
X tlu 18U day of November, 1806, together with costs. .
CAA8. ABKKLKY,
apOtf Coroner Union County. .
' I Qreade, Union count, Oregon, March 16th, I860.
Ilt. 13. W. MITCHELL,
QrricK WALDRON'S BUILDIl?fik
Risidinos Corner of Third and Washington Strenta,
LANGLEY, CROWELi & CO.,
IMPORTERS AND WHOLESALB
DRUGGISTS,
Corner of Clay and Battery Sts.,
I. 1. STEPUEISO!I
DENTIST, .
HTM-A Q T!PWWT. Mlfl AVVIP.fl PPfV. .
AO. site llloch. Miller ft Go where lie
is jirupurvu w uo an ninuB.ui
DENTAL WORK,
In a skillful and well finish d mauiMr. TEKTII insertec
from one to an entire set, on Gold or Ruhbor Plate.
Prices range for Rubber Plate, from S26 to S6 : Foi
Gold Plate, from $76 tu $126.
"e7 Persons having work done by me not proving sat
isfactory will not be requirud to receive or pay for Uti
one. . aulit-ti
DR. DAVY'S SPECIFIC
COMPOUND,
An Expeditious Cure for all diseases of the
SKXUAL ORGANS.
minB prompt and efficatlous Remedy for the cure
JL Ghouorreea, Gleet, Strictures, and Diseases of the
Urinary Organs, makes a speedy cure wlthoat the least
restriction to diet, exposure or change In aphHcatiou
businesBt it will radically cure any case which can be
produced. The disease it removes as speedily as is con
sistent with the production of a thorottgli and permanent
cure. Further, the disease cannot be contracted if the
SPECIFIC COMPOUND Is taken when exposed.
Its ingredients are entirely vegotable,aud no Injurious
enect, eituer constitutionally or tooai Ly,caiiM caused by
Its use.
Price One Dollar and Fifty cents per bottlei Sent by
Jiixpress careiuuy pacaea.
UUBTHTTKIt, SMITH A DEAN. Agents,
. 401 aud 408 Battery street, cor Clay,
jy22-6m. Ban Francisco.
DAILY M0UNTAINEEE
POWER PRESS
GOOX a JOB PRINTING OFFICE.
First Btreet, between Main and B
DALLES.... OREGON.
JOB PR1NTINC OF ETVERY V A RIETt
Execnted w ith accuracy and dispatch
ISA STYLE THAT WILL COMPARE FAVORABLY
- svMi "the vory best, and
AT BATES AS CHEAP AS THE CHEAP S
to order:
C a r d 8 a ii (1 K i 1 1 -IB ends.
CHECKS, DRAFTS, RECEIPTS,
POSTERS AND PROGRAMMES
FOR
THEATRES CONCERTS EXHIBITIONS
ttc, cfc, die,
PRINTED 1M TUI HOST AT1KACT1TE MANJIUi. ALSO.
WAY-BILLS,
BILLS OF FAKE,
LETTER HEADS.
. RECEIPT BOOKS.
BILLS LADING,
Ri'icfs and Paiiililcl,
VISITING, WEDDING AND " AT HOME" CARDS
DrucgiBts Labels,
In short, everything that can be dono in a Hook and Job
Printing OHlco, from the smallest and most delicate Caii
or Circular, to the largest site and most showy Posting
Bill aud which will be turned out in a etjlt mat cauuut
fall to insure entire satisfuetlon.
OUR FACILITIES TOR IMS XXICUTION OT
DECORATIVE PRINTING
In tho most beautiful Colors, Shades aud Tints.
Such as" Taney Posting Eillsl
From a single Sheet to the Lamest Idumiuoth.
ORNAMENTAL SHOW CARDS,
rVKFUMERS' LA BELS, Cc
Are unsurpassed by those of any other establishment in
Oregon. We devote special attention to tills branch of the
business, and are continually addiug to our already exten
sive and well appointed assortment of material.
NEW TYPES, BORDERS, ORNAMENTS.
(Co.. a?c. - c,
Of the most modern and elaborate designs. Our stock o
FANCY INKS, TINTS. &C,
Are of the finest quality, and for richness of color and
durability, cannot be equaled in the State.
The principle upon which business is asked for this est
tablishuieut is, that persons will consult their own inter
ests, by awarding their custom to that office in which
their money can be expended to the tiest advantage. To
this end we solicit all In want of good Printing, at very
reasonable charces. tu call aud examino specimens, aua
fudge for yourselves.
Orders from the Upper Country
Will have our special care, and friends from the interkt -may
rely upon having their ordors filled promptly, as we
HAVE THE ONLY IMPROVED GORDON POWER PRESS
in the estate ol urecon i
Address:
MOUNTAINEER OFFICE
ml8-tf Dalles. Oregon,
B. DALLAM. C. W. ARHRS. Q. W. ARHKS
ARMES D ALLAM,
Importers and Jobbers of
WOOD AND WILLOW WARE,
BRUBIIES, TWINES, CORDAGE, 4a .
And Manufacturers of
California Palls Tubs, Brooms, Ac.
217 A 210 Sacramento Street, between Front and Davis
Ban Francisco. ocll:amdw.
mh2id0m.
i'.t-"J
LINCOLN HOUSE.
Corner Washington and Front Streets,
PORTLAND, OREGON. ' .
FIRST-CLASS HOTEL. LARGEST IN TUB STATU,
Charires Reasonable. 4 '
AN OMNIBUS will attend all the Boats and convey
Passengers and their baggage to the -House Free Of
unarge, or to any otner iiouse in me uiry ior ou oentsi
8. COFFIN, Proprietor!
. P. 8 HOT AND COLD BATHS In the House.
All the Steamers for Oregon City, Vancouver, Monti
coiio anu astoria lanu n tue laucoia uouse nuarL
- epl:8a ,
JACKSON SALOON !
CORNER COURT AND SECOND STREETS,
DALLES, OKKGON.
THUS TJNDERSIQNKD, HAVINO REMOVED FROM
CUE "BELLA UNION" CELLAR, INTO
Oates' Ne-w, Buildingr,
Beg to Inform the public that they are prepared to serve
ttieir customers with the best
Wines, Liquors and Cigars,
TUB MARKET AFFORDS. ALSO, A
Free Lunch !
Every day and evening.
K. SCHTJTZ Sb 8. KLEIN,
decl-lf Proprietors.
Hard Wood Lumber
CARRIAGE AND WAGON MATERIALS
WB BEO TO CALL ATTENTION of Carriage Man
ufucturcrs and Dealers to the Large aud Com
plete assortment of CARRIAGE and WAGON MATEltl
ALS we are constantly receiving (l orn the East, specially
selected for the California market, comprising, Oak,
Hickory, and Socond Growth Ash Plank, Hickory Axlest
WagonVoles, Hubs, Ppokes, Felloes, Rims, Shults, Ao. Ac.
which we offer at the lowest Cash Prices.
g- Orders addressed to our house Will receive promp
attention. N. W. BRAGG k CO.,
Jel6:3m. 29 31 Battery Street, San Francisco,
aud 17 A 18 Beveuth Btreet Bacrauieulo.
0. Watrrhousb, II. W. Bragq t Co., J. W. ListeA
San Francisco. Sacramento, . New York
TILLMAN,
tOLf iOIKT lit OAUPOBNIA FOR ' '
TILTON & McPARLAND'S
Fire &. Burglar Proof Safest'
. STEEL-LINED VAULTS,
WITH 1 "' .' I ''"
Com'binatibn 'Tpcli.'
-Constsntly : tand a lull assrirtinsnt of (AFEIi
118 BATTERY STREET,
jyS-om Ban Fraaclsett