"TV t
PACTS AND FANCIES.
":P0WEE0F Imagination. A wealthy
lady bad a ticklirg in her. throat And
thought that a bristle of her tooth-
- brash bad cone down her. gullet and
lodgod there. Her throat daily grew
worao. it was badly inflamed and she
sent tor the iamily doctor. He oxi
Brained it.carefully, and assured her
that nothing was the matter it was a
mere nervous delusion, he said. Still,
her throat troubled her, and she be
. name so much alarmed that she was
sure she would die. A friend suggested
she should call in Dr. Jones a young
man just coranionoing prpctioe. She
did not at first like tho idea, but finally
consented, and Dr. Jonus was called.
He was a person of goo'd address and
polite manners. He looked carofully
at her throat, asked her several que-'
lions as to the sensat'on at the seat of
the alarming malady, and finally an.
nouncod that be thought he could re'
Iievo ber in a short time.
On biB second visit he brought with
him a delicate pair of forceps, in the
teeth of which he had inserted a bristle
takon from an ordinary tooth brush.
The rest can be imagined The lady
threw back hor bead; the forceps were
carofully introduced into her mouth;
a pick, a loud scream, and it was all
over; and the young physician, with a
smiling face, was holding up to the
light and inspecting, with lively cu
riosity, the extracted bristle. The pa
tient wan in raptures. Sheimmodinle
y rocovered her health and spirits,
and wont about everywhere, sounding
the praises of hor savior," as she
prosisted in calling the dexterous
operator.
Josn BitxiNas on Laffino. Laf.
fing is strikly amuzement, altho some
folks make a bizzeness ov it. .
It hnz bin considered an index ov
charuktor, and there is som .so closs
at roasoning that they say they kan
tell what a man had for dinner bi seein
him laff. -
I never saw two luff alike.
' Whilo there are som who don't make
onny noizn, there are sum" who don't
raalio anything but noizo nnd sum,
again, who have musik in their laff,
and others who laff just az a rat dnz
who hat kaught a steel-trap with his
talo
There is no mistake In the assershnn
that it is a cumfurt to hear sum laffs
that cum romping out oV a man's
month like a distrik sohool ov young
girls just let out to play.
Men who never laff have no good
hearts, but they are deep seated like
sum springs, thoy have their inlet and
outlet from below, and show no spark
ling bubble on tbo brim '
I don't like a giggler; his laff is like
Iho dandyllon, a broad roller, and not
a bit of good smell about it.
. It iz true that enny kind of a laff if
it is honest, is bettor tban none ; but
give me the laff that looks out of a
man's eyes, fust, to boo ef the coast iz
clear, then steals down into the dim.
pies of his cheeks and ridos in an eddy
tharo awhile, then waltzes a spell at
the corners ov his month, like a thing
ov life, then bursts its bonds ov beauty
and fills the air for a moment with a
shower ov silver-tongued sparks, then
steals bak with a smile to its lair in tho
heart to watch again for its proy this
iz tho kind of a laff that I like and
aint alrnid ov.
Virginia City, Montana & Biackfoot
OVERLAND STAGE LINE!
BEST. IIOLLIDAY, Proprietor
CONCORD STAGES
LEAVE BOISE CITY EVERY OTHER DAT FOE
BLACK FOOT,
Salt lake City, Denver City,
MISSOURI RIVER,
Connecting at SALT LA KB CITY with Concord Stages
Running to
"Virginia, City, Nevada,
AND BACUAMENTO, CALIFORNIA,
FAUKi
Boise City to Fait Luke City $100 00
.. m Virginia City, Montana lib 00
" " Missouri Klver, Legal Tender 1300,
Uold, $100 400 00
For further Information apply at
OVERLAND STAGS LINK OPFICB, ". '
Bolae City, 1. T.,
mh6d3m J. t,. T'ITD, Agent.
Summons.
Tn the Circuit Court of the Btate of Oregon, for Ihe
eounty of Wasco. 0. W. nrnback, plaintiff, vs. 8amnel
Varman and Mix, defendants.
renOSAMUKl. VAR.MAN AND MIX, Doferidahts!
I You are hor -by summonod and required to appear
and answer the complaint in tho above entitled action,
(which has been Sled lu the office of the Chirk of the
County of Wa-cn,) within six weeks from the Unit publl
eatlnn of this summons-, or If yon full to do so, Ihejiliiln
tiff will take Judgment airaliHt you for the sun) of Five
linn Ircd rnd Kliih'.y Dollar and seventy-five ennta, and
Interest Ihereon from the 2d day of Octnher, 18G6, and
for the ooxts and dUbur emunts of this action, lly order
of the Uon. f. U. Wilson, Judge or the Oth Judicial Dis
trict, u OATKSAUAFT,
mrO-Ow Attorneys for Plaintiff.
WTl DOUTIHTT,
ATTOBNEV,,T LA VV,
JBAmvpCK 0ITY Idaho TerrltorTr t
jaParflcolar attention ptldto Collectlpi pells'; jl
MAS REMOVED HI8 OFFICE OPPO
site Dloi:h, Millor A Co., whore he '
is prepared to do all kiuds of
DENTAL WORK,
In a skillful and well flulshtd manner. TEETH Inserter
from one loan entire set, on Hold or Rubber Plate.
I'ricoa range for Rubber Plate, from il& to $96 ; Foi
Qold Plate, from $74 to lrJ5.
0f Persons having work done by me not proving sat
isfactory will uol be required to receive or pay tor tli
same. . auiati
iv w ii e v it iii z
ffMIK UNDERSIGNED BEOS TO INFORM THE CIT
Jt izens of the Dalles and viciulty that he has received
a NEW HEAKSU, and will
attend Iixnerals
on short notice. This is the flr,t, and at present, only
Hearse in the city.
I. M. EVANS
Wlee, May 19, 1866. niy:;to-tf.
LINCOLN HOUSE,
Corner Washington and Front Street,
PORTLAND, OREGON.
FIRST-CLASS HOTEL. LARGEST IN TUB STATE.
Charges Reasonable.
AN OM.NIDUS willattond all the Boats nnd convey
Patisengors and their biiggago to the House Free of
Chargo, or to uny other llouso in the Clry for 60 cents.
B. COFFIN, Proprietor.
P. 8 HOT AND COLD BAT1I8 in the House.
All the Steamers for Oregon City, Vancouver, Monti
cello and Astoria laud at the Llucolu House Wharf,
eoplsitm
S ELLIN GOFFATCOSTi
My entire stock of
STOVES AND TINWARE,
ALSO,
T INMAN'8 TOOLS.
THE WHOLE embracing a fine stock, ever" article
of which will be. sold at COST, as I desire to close
out business. Also, one ORAND PIANO, In good order.
Also, for sale, the HOUSE AND LOT, on Second St eet
next to the corner of Washington. The House Is iwo
stories, with a basement, and Is well adapted to the hotel
business. Also a lot of UEDD! NO. comprising about
twenty-five Beds. The whole will be closed out cheup.
For further particulars apply oh the premises.
eui3iu ALUERT BKTTINGEN.
Sherift'a Sale or Ileal Property.
BY VIRTUE OF AN EXECUTION Issued by tho
Clerk of the Circuit Court In and for Wasco
Count)', Btate of Oregon, and to me directed, in fa- or of
Jns. II. Voyce plaintiff, and against B. J. Drew de
fendant, for the sum of Four Hundred and ninety-four
and 7K-I00 dollars, ($494 TIM 00) principal. and thirty-three
and 1)6-100 dollars,(t;i3 06-U:0)coslsuf action, with Interest
and accruing costs, I have levied upon and will sell at pub
lic nuction betore the Court lloui-e door, in Dalles City, on
SATURDAY, the Mill DAY OF AI'IIIL. 1800, between
the hours of 9 'clock, A. M.. and 4 o'clock, p. if., to the
highest bidder tor cash In hand, all of the Interest of
the ileronilnnt In ana to tho south half of lots one(l)
and two (2) In block five (6) In Dalles City, fronting 00
feet on Washington street, and ruuning west 116 feet
more or less
CHARLES WHITE, Sheriff
By R. W. Crandam.. Deputy.
Dalles City, Jlurch 28th. 1800. m30w4
LANGLEY, CRGWELL & CO.,
IMPORTERS AND WHOLESALES
IDHTJGGKESTS,
Corner of Clay and Battery Sts.,
SAN FHANCISCO.
mh22rd6mi
FRENCH MILLINERY STORE,
AND
Dress Making IMnbliHiinierit,
Opposite Conn & Bohm's,
nuuuu iiai.u xiir. r 1 1 rc.viniN or ttio Ladfos o
M. tue vaiios to my tar, e ami line stuck or
FLOWERS, EMBROIDERY,
BONNETS, II ITS, FEATHERS,
Dross trimmings, Stc.
navlng secured the services of MRS. FRARY, In the
Dress Making apartment, wc will do all work In that line
and gunrnntee perfect sallsraotlon.
' DYINO done in all colors.
Give me an early call, and T will endeavor to suit
evarynniy in 1 AS.tit and at itKASUfl AULK PRICES,
Particular attention paid to- .......
UALLES IITJ DRUG STORE.
P. CRAIG,
WHOLI8AL1 AND BETAIL
DEALER IN DRUGS,
MEDICINES,
Perfumery, Fancy Soaps,
PATENT MEDICINES, Ac. 1-tf
DRUGS AND PATENT MEDICINES!!
DRUGS AND PATENT MEDICINES!!
DR UGS AND PA TENT MEDICINES !!
S. LEMON,
jTjy WOOLISAII AND KSTAIL
0. DRUGGIST.
Washington Street, between Main and Second Streets
DALLES, OREGON.
LKMON Is able to supply parties In want ofDrugs,
JS) Patent Medicines. Cnoinicnls. Acids. Porfunierv.
and every other article enumerated with the
WHOLESALE DRUG BUSINESS,
At the lowest market rates.
Physicians and Merchants Intending to nnrchasA
for the Minos, will do well to give him a call.
TRUSSES & SHOULDER BRACE 3
In great variety.
S. LEMON.
ap.3:tf. Washington 8t botween Main adn Second.
Embroidery Braiding Stamping, '
PORTLAND rOUNDUY
AND
MACIIIIVK SIIOI?.
FIRST 8TRKET, botweou Yamhill and Morrison. .
team Kiigine
of inmi 4 to 40 tiorso- .asr"--!. l
power.fcltlier t'ortableor
Stntlunary. Also, 0111
CULAK SAW MILL:
CirmMJiTB, conatuntly
onhitTid. Ao, liny 1'roB
nvti of nil sizes; I'laufn?
M ac h i n en . f Wm id Wf i r t irs
pattern.) Wrought and
Cast Iron work for Ver
tical Sawnnd U rist mills;
BrAfis and Iron Casting!
and
wrought moy work
of every description. I am also prepared to furnish
Quarts Mills complete, of the Latest &
most Improved Patterns.
These Mills can heforwarded to anv nart of the mines
as the weight of the entire machinery will not exceed 3,
OOOpounds.
Horso rowers ft AgrioaUurnl Implements'
manufactured to order at llie very LOWKNT CASH I'KICR
it. B.l'articulor attention paid to IIKPAIIIS. feHMf
a. si:itn:s OF
Literary and Scientific Lectures
'V'VrIIICII has heen in contemplation for some time,
ww is now offered to the people of the Dalles. Tho
first Lecturo of the Sories will he given
Monday Evening,
and one each Tuesday Evening thereafter, through the
Series of r:ii:ht Lectures. The proceeds will be divided
hetween the Congregational and Mothoditt Sabbath
Schools.
Tickets for the Course : : ONE DOLLAR.
8ingle Admission. Fifty cents.
This lecture will be delivered by IIKV.SR. ATKIN
SON, in the Congregational Ciiurch lecture will com
uience at 7 o'clock. Subject: 8O0HATKS HIS TIV1H.
The following gentlemen are expected to deliver each
one Lecture:
Rev. Dr. Benson, Portland;
Rev. Dr. Atkinson, "
Hev. Mr. CatTrey,
Judge Ilill, Canyon City,
Judge Wilson, Dalles;
ltev. Mr. Driver, "
Prof. Roland, M
J. A. Udell, Ksq.,
Rev.T. Condon, "
MRS, L. WHITE'S
1MEW PHOTOGRAPH ROOMS,
Waslelngtoii Street.
HAVING NEWLY FITTED UP TIIK 0 ALLKRT over
Degnar's Store, would reepectlully anuounce to all
those wishing
Photographs, Carts de Ylslte, ic,
that tliey will do woll to give her a call. Particular at
tention paid to takiug Ladies and Chi'dreu's l'ctures.
aa'AM.
MANTUA MAKER.
MRS. MATTIE I10LDR00K would respectfully In
form the Lailios of the Dalles and viciulty, that
she lias opened a shop Incoiinoctlon with MissO'ltourke,
where she Is prepared to do all kinds of work with neat
ness and dispatch. Having just arrived from the Kast,
she hopes to be able to please all as to Form and Fashion
Cloaks, Coats and Dresses Cat to Order.
THREH DOORS West ol the. Corner of THIRD nnd
UNION Streets. ncHl:in3
Furs ! Furs !
TUB Uiail EST MARKET PRICE PAID IN CASH
FOR
Beaver, Otter Mink and Coon skins.
lly RICHARDS ft McORAKKN.
Portland Sept. 37, 1800. oc4:3in
Washington Wagon Road
flMlE UNDERSIGNED WOULD I FORM THE
J Traveling Public that the Washington Wagon Road
from Portland nnd Vancouver to the Upper Cascades is
wen noing Kept in good traveling order lor wagons and
stock. " B.C. HAltDV,
Dalles Jan. 11th 1885. . Janlltf Sole Proprietor. -
MOUNT HOOD SALOON
AND
BILLIAUD ROOM,
F. M. HUNT, Proprietor,
CORNER OF . . - . :
Main and Court Strcetw,
fa-". . l.-i .' IDilles, Oregon.
DAILY MOUNTAINEER
BOOK ft JC3 PRINTING OFFICE.
First Street, between Main and B
DALLES OREGON.
JOB PRINTINCOF EVE&Y VARIETY
Executed with accuracy aud dispatch.
IK A STYLE THAT WILL COMPARE FAV0RABLT
with the very host, and
AT BATES AS CHEAP AS THE CHEAP ST
TO-OKDEB, I
Cards and 15 1 1 1-12 c a d .
CHECKS, DBAF2S, RXCEWTS,
POSTERS AND PROGRAMMES
FOR ' ".
THEATRES CONCERTS EXHIBITIONS
cc, rf-c, rfc,
PRINTED IN TNI HOST ATTHACTIVI KiNNtH. 1180,
WAY HILLS.
BILLS OF FARE.
L KIT Jilt HEADS.
UKCEIt'TJiOOKS.
BILLS LADJXG,
Rriefs and Pamphlets,
VISITIKO, WEDDlIsa AXD ' AT HOllB" CAEDB
JJrucaists' Labels,
In short, everything that can be done in a Rook and Jo
Printing Office, from the smallest and most delicate Card
or Ciroular. to the largest sizo nnd most slu-wy Posting
Rill and widely will he turned out in a style that canuot
fail to insuro entire satisfaction.
OUR FACILITIES roa Till EXECUTION OF
JECOR ATI VE PRINTING
In the most beautiful Colors, Shades aud Tints.
Such as Fancy Posting Bills!
From a single Shoot to the Largest Mammoth,
OliXAMEm'AL SHOW CAUVS,
1'tih t LIHLHS' LABELS, os
Ate unsurpassed by those ot uny other establishment in
Orugun. We dovoto special attention to tliie brituch of the
business, and are continually adding to our already exten
sive aud well appointed assortment ol luuu-riul.
NEW TYPES, BORDERS, ORNAMENTS.-
fc ftte... ic..
Of the most modern and elaborate designs. Our stock o.
FANCY INKS. TINTS, &.C.,
Are of the tluest Quality, and for richness of color aad
durability, cannot be equaled in the State. ,
The principle upon wuicn uusiness is asaou mr tins es
tablishuieut is. that persons will consult their own Inter
ests, by awarding their custom to that ollice iu which
their money can be expended to the beat advantage. T
this end we solicit all in waut of good Priutlng, at very '
reasonable charges, to call and examine specimens, and
judge for yourselves. '
Xrdei'H Troin the Upper 1'ountr
Will have our special care, and friends from the Interlo
may rely upon having their orders filled promptly, as we
HAVE THE ONLY IMPROVED GORDON POWER PRESS
In the Ktate of Oregon ! ,
Address:
MOUNTAINEER OFFICE
ml8-tf Dalli-s. Oregon. ,
JACKSON SALOON !
CORNER CODRT AND SECOND STRKETS,
UALLES, OREGON,
rfrUIE UNDERSIONKD, HAVING REMOVED FROM
JL THIS '-UKLLA UNION" CELLAH, INTO
Gatett' Now BMildinerv
Peg to Inform the public that they are prepared to serve
their cnstoniers with the -eiest
Wines, Liquors and Cigars.
TUB MAHEET AFFORDS. . ALSO, A
Free Lunch ! ;
Evory day and evening.
SMIL BCIITJTZ,
decJ-if . Proprietor.
Hard. "VVoocl Lumber..
CARRIAGE AND WAGON MATERIALS '
WB DKO TO CALL ATTENTION of Carrlnge Man
ufacturers and Dealers to the Large and Com
plete assortment or CAHKIAUE aud M'AUO.N MATKKI
AI.8 we are constantly receiving from the hast, specially
selected for the California market, comprising, Oak.
Hickory, and Second Growth Ash Plunk, Hickory Axles,
Wagon Poles, Hubs, Spokes, Felloes, Itiins, Shaits,Ac. Ac
which we offer at the low est Cash Prires.
Orders addressed to our house will recoivo promp '
attention. - N. W. UltAQU A CO.,
Jel&:3ui. 29 A 31 Battery Street, San Francisco,
" aud 17 A Iv Seventh Street Sacramento. .
C. Watkbhousx, 11. W. Hrauo A Co., J. W. Lister
San Francisco. Sacramento. Kw York
"F. TILLMAN,
SOU AGENT IN CALirORNIA 70B
TILTON & McFARLANJJ'S
Vire fc Iturglar rrool' Sales.
STEEL-LINED VAULTS, , M
i Combination Lock
. -Constantly
JyB-eui
hand a full assortment of SAFKff i
818 BATTEKY BTRKKT, j
Baa FreMi.ee;
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