FACTS AND FANCIES.
Mahriagb Made Eaby. Dear Mas.
Grundy. If you're a widow, and want
to gel married, (which oj courseyou do)
just you do. us we girls have done.
This is the Way wo mnnaged it:
As eoon an pa heard about the young
woman in Washington who ehot a
baso wretch who had written to her,
pa gave mo a. beautiful repeating rifle.
I shot a young man with it that very
day. lie had once sent mo some
strawberries when I was ill, and then
didn't follow it up as he should have
done; so I had a clear right to shoot
bim.
, Then I got the girls to form a socioi
ty, and all got riflo3 themsolves, and
then we agreed upon the form of a
lottor to be sent to marriageable young
men. The lottor was like this:
"Sir: You may romember that you
onco waved your handkerchief at mo
(Or sent me a bouqnot, or took mo out
to drive, as the case may be). I beg
leave to inform you that I have bocomo
pOHBObcd of a repeating rifle of great
power. You will see the propriety of
at onco fulfilling the promise which I
have every reason to consider lhalyou
linvo made mo.
Yours, etc .".
Well, erch one of us sent ten or a
dozsn loiters to different fellows, and
iho result was as they all, with ono
exception, came, within twenty four
hours, and offcrod themselves to tho
Indies who had signed tho letters.
AVe nil took our pick, of course, and all
expect to bo married in tho fall.
.The wretch who didn't obov the de
mand made In tho letter ho received,
was shot a few days afterwards, ns ho
was getting into the train in order to
esonpe to Cunada.
Now, J'ou dear old soul, just follow
our example, and I'll veuture to say
that you'll be married in next to no
timo at all. Yours, triumphantly.
Flora De Evefelle.
A French Girl's Charity. On
Joaroing through the Courier dfis Etats
Unis that Willam Snjdor was fined
ten dollars in the United States for
obtained a kiss of Miss Phobe L ,
without her consent, the charming
Blanche D. of Paris, exclaimed:
Ungrateful country ! you shall yet
bavo my bones. Like Lafayette. I em
igrate in a noble causo to the land of
Franklin."
"And what would yotl do there f" in
quired one of her intimate friends.
"What ? why, I would let tho men
kiss me without my consent."
"Pa," Biid a littlo seven-year fel.
low. "I guoss our man Ealph is a
good Cbrfstaio." "How so, my boy?"
inquired the parent. "Why, pa, I read
in the Bible that tho wicked shall not
live out half his day, and Ealph says be
has lived out over sinco he was a boy."
" Working for bare life" is defined
to be making clothes for a now baby
Sherltt's Sale of Real Property.
BY VIRTUE OF AN XXKCUTION Issued by the
Clork of Iho Circuit Court In and fur Wasco
County. State of Oregon, and to me directed. In furor of
Jas. 11. Noyce pialntlir, and against B. J. Drew de
fundnnt, for the turn of Four Hundred and nineijr-four
and 7-100 dollars, (494 78-100) principal. and thirty-throe
and DM00 dollars,(:i306-10mcostsf action, with Intercut
and accruing coets, I have levied upon and will eell at pub
lic auction before theCourt Ilnure door. In Dalles City, on
SATURDAY, the 2Kth DAY OF AlMtllj, 18B0, botween
tbe limit of 0 o'clock. A. M.. and 4 o'clock. .' H- to the
highest bidder for cash in hand, all of the intereat of
tbe aetomiant in aim m tua ninth imir or kite one (1)
and two (2) In block Ore (6) In Dalles City, fronting 60
fret on Washington street, and running west 116 feet
mora or toss
CHARLES WtllTE, Sheriff,
nr R. W.Cbakimm. Deputy.
Dallea City, March 28th. 1SU6. m30w4
COLUMBIA RIVER MINES!
A. . I0OTB..... I.OII RITISOH.
BOOTH &. NEVISON,
Forwarding nd Commlsalon Merchant!
AND DELKU8 IN OBNERAT MKR0UANDI8B,
TTliite rUiUTa, W( T,
FREIGHT TOR COLVILLH, UPPER COLUMBIA,
KOOTENAI and BLACKFOOT MINES promptly
lorwardrd.
Mark floods B. A N., White Bluffs, W. T,
"i .' .'. MrniNOMt -';
fOlTUn Richards k McCraken, Alien Lewis, and
" .Hodge a CaleC
Suit Bloch, Millet ft Coi, Trench Oilman. ... ,
II . . . i '
i - 1 . ,"
Virginia City, Montana & Blackfoot
OVERLAND STAGE LINE!
REX. IIOLLIDAY, Proprietor.
COKOKD STAGES
LEAVE BOISE CITY EVERY OTHER DAY FOR
BLACKFOOT,
Salt Lake City, Denver City,
MISSOURI RIVER, '
Connecting at SALT LAKE CITY with Concord Stages
Running to
Virginia, City, Nevada,
AND SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA.
FAUKi
Bolee City to Fnlt Luke City .'. 1100 00
' " " Virginia City, Montana 15 00
" " " Missouri Itiver, Legal Tender $301),
Uold, $100 ;.. 400 00
For further Information-apply at
OVERLAND BTAOR LINK OFFICE.
llolae City, I. T.,
mh(ld3m J. N . TODD, Agent.
1TA8 REMOVED IUS OFFICE OI'PO- .
11 elte Hloch, Miller 4 Co., inhere ho KSSiSSgS!
in prupareu iu uu mi ninus oi
DENTAL WORK,
In a skillful and well flulnhtd manner. TEKTn Inserter,
from ono to an entire set, on Gold or Rubber Plate.
Prices raimo for Rubber Pluto, trout 25 tu s Foi
Gold Plate, from tl9u,H'M.
JHT Persons having work done by me not proving sat.
tslactory will not be required to receive or pny lor tin
ume. uul3ti
IV 13 W HEARSE!
AHM UNDEItaiOXED BKOSTO INFORM THE CIT
. Iieun of the Dalles and vlcluit v that he has received
a MEW IIKAltSr:, uud will
Attend Funerals
on short notice. This is the flr.,t, and at present, only
ueurso iu but) uiiy.
I. M. EVANS
Tulles, May 19,1865. niy:20-tf.
LINCOLN HOUSE,
Corner Washington and Front Street,
PORTLAND, OREGON .
FIRST-CLASS HOTEL. LARGEST IN THE STATE.
Charged Reasonable.
AN OMNIBUS will attend all the Boats and convey
Passengers ami their butane to the House Free uf
Charge, or to any other lluuse in the Clry for 60 cents.
. COFFIN, Proprietor.
P. 8 IIOT AND COLD BATHS in the limine.
All tho Steamers for Oregon City. Vancouvor. Monti-
cello and Astoria land at the Lincoln House Wharf.
sephiiui
SELLING OFF AT COST!
My entire stock of
STOVES AND TO WARE,
ALSO, ,
TINMAN'S TOOLS.
TDK WHOLE embracing a fine stock, ever" article
of which will be sold at COST, as I desire to close
out business. Also, one ORAM) PIANO, in good order.
Also, for sale, the IIOU8E AND LOT, ou Second Steot,
next to the comer of Washington. The House is two
stories, with a basement, and iswojladnpted to l he hotel
Dusioees. aiso a ioi oi UEvmnu, comprising about
twenty-five Beds. Tho whole will be closed out cheap.
For further particulars apply on the premises.
au9:3m ALUEUT DEITINGEN.
TOtS! TOYSJjrOYS! TOYS!
FOR TOYS AND FANCY GOODS
For the Holidays, we recomiticml all dealers In that
line to the DA8H.KT AND TOY EMPORIUM of .
THOMAUKK ZUItt,
820 and 322 Battery Street,
n28:3m Ban Francisco.
Notice to Settlers.
TIIR PUBLIC SURVEYS of Townships 4, North
Range, 32 East, and 4 and 6 North Range, 88 East
Willamette Meridian, Oregon, have been approved by the
Surveyor General of Oregon, and the plats thereof, bear
ing date, Fobruary 10, 1800, filed In this office.
OWEN WADE, Register.
Land Office, Oregon City, 1
February 27, 1866. J , niOwS
LANGLEY, CROWELL & CO.,
IMPORTERS AND WHOLESALE
DEUGGISTS,
Corner of Clay and Battery Sts.,
SAN FHANCISOO.
mh22:dum.
FRENCH MILLINERY STORE,
AND
Dress Making Establishment,'
Opposite Cohn A Bohm'a, ' '
IWOULft CALL THE ATTENTION of the Ladiea
the Dalles to my larye and fine stock of
, FLOWERS, EMBROIDERY,
BOftttEfS, UATS, FEATIIERS,
DresS Tflmminffg, &o.
riavlng secured th services of MRS. FRARY, In the
Dress asking apartnient, wd will dUall work in that Una
and guarantee perfect satisfaction.'
DYINO done in all colors. .
Olre m en early call, and I will endeavor o suit
everybody In TASTE and at REASONABLE PRICES.
Particular attention paid to
Embroidery and Braiding Stamping,
DALLES CITY DRUG STORE.
P. CRAIG,
WUOLKBALI AMD BITAIL
DEALER IN DRUGS.
MEDICINES,
Perfumery, Fancy Soaps,
PATENT MEDICINES, c,
DRUGS AND PATENT MEDICINES!!
DRUGS AND PATENT MEDICINES!!
DRUGS AND PATENT MEDICINES!!
S. LEMON,
WHOLISAll AND RtTAIL
DRUGGIST,
Wanhlngton Street, between Main and Second Streets
DALLES, OUUGOIV.
CJ LKMON Is alile to supply parties In want of Drusrs,
T Patent Mcdiciuott. Clieinicala, Acldw, L'erfuuiery,
and every other article eimuierutod with the
WHOLESALE DRUG BUSINESS,
At the lowest markot rates.
DOT Physlclnns and Murchants lutendinp: to purchase
for the Mines, will do well to Rive him a call.
TRUSSES & SHOULDER BRACE 3
In great variety.
8. LEMON,
ap.3:tf. Washington St., botween Main adn Second.
POKTLAftl) .FOUNimr
AND
MACIIXNrc SHOP,
FIRST STREET, between Yamhill and Morrison.
intim Knirliii
power.cither rortnnie or ifV! ,V-'rf
Stationary. Alao. CUt
CULAK SAW MILLS
GOMPLKTK. constantly
md. Also, liny Pros- i ISc&&S Ifff
rnlll,.e8i MWfM
iines,(Woodwortirs -iltj.'Z?
oQininu,
n of
Morhii
pat torn,)
Wrought and v'?r' 1
i work f.ir Ver- &fa-lSX&&s$S
Cast Iron
ticul Sawnud Clrist mills:
llraHsand Irou Cuotins
ana
WROUGIHT IROTV WORK
of every description. I am nlso prepared to furnlidi
Quartz Mills oomploto, of the Latest &
most Improved Patterns.
Those Milis can beforwa'rdod to nnv nurt of the mlnns
as the woight of the entiro machinery will nut qxceed 3,
UOU pUUIIUH.
Horse Powers ft A
Sgrioultural ImplefnenH
t the very LOWEST CASH I'llIOH
mauuincturen tonnierat the vurv
N. B.Particnlor attention paid to RKl'AIRS. fe2U-tf
a. SEitiKs or
Literary and Scientific Lectures
WHICH has been in contemplation fnr some time,
is now offered to the peoplo of the Dalles. The
flrst Lecturo of the Series will be given
Monday "Evening-,
and one each Tuesdny Evening thereafter', through the
Series of Eight Lectures. Tho proceeds will be divided
between the Congregational and Methodist Subbath
Schools.
Tickets for tbe Course : : 0NS DOLLAR.
Single Admission, Fifty cents.
This lecturo will be delivered by RKV. DR ATKIN
SON, iu tlte Congregational Church lecture will com
uience at 7 o'clock. Subject: BOUKATES 1118 TIME.
The following gentlemen aro expected to deliver each
one Lecturo:
Iter. Dr. Benson, Portland;
Kev. Dr. Atkinson, "
Kev. Mr. Canrey, '
Judge Hill, Canyon City;
Judge Wilson, Dalles;
Hot. Mr. Driver, "
Prof. Holand,
J. A. (Mull, Esq.,
Her.T. Condou, "
MRS. L. WHITE'S
NEW PHOTOGRAPH ROOMS,
Washington Street.
HAVING NEVTLY FITTED UP THE GALLERY over
Drgnar's Store, would respectfully auuouuce to all
those wishing
Photographs, Carts do Ylslte, &c,
that they will do well to give her a call. Particular at
tention paid to taking Ladies eud Children's l'ctures.
ocWitf. '
MANTUA MAKER.
MRS. MATTIE I1OLBR0OK would respectfully In
form the Ladies of the Dalles aud vicinity, that
she has opened a shop In connection with Miss O'lluurke,
where she Is prepared to do all kinds uf work with neat
ness and dispatch. Huvlug Just arrived from the East,
she hopes to be able to please all as to Form and Faahiou
Cloaks, Coats and Dresses Cut to Order.
THREE DOORS West ot thej Corner of THIRD and
Furs I Furs ! .
- -i
THB Hid II EST MARKET PRICE PAID IN CASH
rot
Beaver, Otter MIntt and Coon Bklns,
o . c i . RICHARDS A MoCRAKEN.
Portland Sept. 37, 1806. oc4:8m
lTaslilngton Waeon Road.
THE UNDERSIGNED WOULD INFORM THE
Traveling Publlothat the Washington Wagon Road
iron, rurunuuaim vunconver 10 me upper Cascades ia
well being kept In good4tnlveilng order for wagons and
. B. O.UAUDV,
Dalles Jan. 11th 1855. Jaulltf Bole Proprietor.
MOUNT HOOD SALOON
AND
BILLIAItJJ ROOM, '
P. M. HUNT, Proprietor",
CORNER OF
Main and Court StroetH,
1n .. ... ..k-a - Pell, Oregon,.,
1-tf
BAILY M0UNTAIHEEE
l()Wl!It PBBSH
BOQK & JOB PRINTING OFFICE
First Street, between Alain and B
DALLES OREGON.
JOB PRINTINC OF EVERY VARIETY
Executed with accuracy and dispatch.
IN A STYLE THAT WILL COMPARE FAVORABLY
with the very best, and
AT BATES A3 CHEAP AS THE CHEAP ET
to omieb:
Cards a n d 12 i 1 1-13 end.
CHECKS, DRAFTS, KKCSWTS,
POSTERS AND PROGRAMMES
FOR
THEATRES CONCERTS EXHIBITIONS
ice, fc, Cs.,
PRINTEII IS TBI HOST ATTEACTIV1 HUWUU 1UO,
WAY-U1LLS,
HILLS OF PARK,
UiTTJCR HEADS,
XEVEWT ROOKS.
BILLS LAD1KO,
ttriefs and Pamphlets,
vismm, weddixo and "at home" 1 caeds.
XJru'gsiNtti' Labels,
In short, everything that can be done in a Book and Job
Printing Office, from the smallest and niost delicate Card
or Circular, to the largest size and most ehowy Posting
Dill mid which will be turned out lu a style that canuut
fail tu insure eutire satisfaction.
oua aciuti8 roa fin ixscutiox or
DECORATIVE PRINTING
In the must beautiful Colors, Shades aud Tints,
Such as Taney Posting Bills!
From a single Sheet to the Largest Mammoth.
ORNAMEJSTAL SHOW CARDS,
rUREUMERS' LABELS, tt
Ate unsurpassed by those ol any other establishment in
Oregon. We devotp Bpecial attention to this braucn of the
business, and are continually adding to our already exten
sive aud well appuiutod assortment of material.
NEW TYPES, BORDERS, ORNAMENTS.
tec. ccc. aw..
Of the most modern and elaborate deslgni. Our stock o
FANCY INKS, TINTS, AC,
Are of the finest quality, and for richness of color and
durability, cauuot be equaled in the State.
The principle upon which business is asaea lor this es
tablishment is, that persons will consult their own inter'
ests, by awarding their custom to that office iu which
tneir niouey can be expenued to tne best advantage. T
this end we solicit all in want of good Priutiug, at very
reasonable charges, tu call and examine speoiuiens, and
Judge fur yourselves.
Orders from tbe Upper Country
Will have our special care, and friends from the Interlo .
may rely upon having their orders tilled promptly, as we
HAVE THE ONLY IMPROVED GORDON POWER PRESS
In the Btate of Oregon I ,
Address:
MOUNTAINEER OFFICE
mlS-tf Dallea, OregoA.
JACKSON SALOON I
CORNER COURT AND SECOND STREETS,
DALLKSORIfGON.
THE UNDERSIGNED, HAVING REMOVED FROM
T1I1S "UKLLA UNION" CKLLAli, INTO
Gates' New Building',
Beg to Inform the public that they are prepared to serve
their customers with the best
Wines, Liquors and Cigars,
TUB MARKET AFFORDS. ALSO, A
Free Lunch. X
Every day and evening.
EHIIs BCHTJTZ,
dec2-lf Proprietor!
Hard Wood Lumbers
CARRIAGE AND WAGON MATERIALS
m-v u t i n nv run A n"ivMmTx? -' r, i
mm, a uou ivvAuuaiimuivn 01 vairiNgio nun
T ufactnrers and Dealers to the Large and Com
plete assortment of C A IiKI AUK and WAGON MATKHI
AL8 we are constantly receiving from the Kant, specially
selected for the California market, comprising, Oakj
Hickory, and 8econd Growth Ash Plank, Hickory Axles
Wagon Poles, Unbs, 8kea, Felloes, HI mi, Shalts, o. Ac.
which we otfer at the lowest Cash Prices.
jVsT Orders addressed to our house wlllrecelvo promp
attention. N. W. BKAGU A CO.,
jel5:3m. 29 A 31 Battery Street, Ban Francisco,
aud 17 I ID Seventh Street Bacrameutu.
C. WiiEEHOoss, II. W. Beaoo A Co., J.W.Lurrm
Ban Frauclico. Sacramento. Mew York
F. TILLMAN,
sols aoin in oAuroaxii rot
TiLTON & JVIoFARLAND'S
Tirp Ac Burglar Proof Safes."
STEEL-LINED VAULTS,
WITH .
Combination Lock. ,
iiy-Censtantly band a full assortment of PAFKflj
318 BATTKHY 8TRKBT.
, JyWnlf tan rranW;