Mb Muwtmttr. BRICK FOMSROT'I COURTSHIP Those other girls of ours, as we are informed by letter, baa dono gono and got well locked into a tinkerest of the gospel who attends prayer meetings, swops horses, stands chaplain in the army, and gots drank on the sly I Oh dear. This is much misery I Where fore shall we fleo now 1 How we usod to do the courtipg for these girls, candy, poa-nuts, worm lozenges, pep permint drops, little drops of honey soap, night blooming for seriousness, and such evidence did we pour into them laps of hers whereon at vesper chimes this bead of onrs did rest, so u vrcotly rest Oh deur 1 0 ! K lista 1 We used to blacken oar boots, starch our hair, grease oar shirt and curled our eyebrows for them girls. And wo rode horses for her paternal derivative to cultivate cori; and we milked the liiiiidlo heifer as what no other boy could milk, and we split oven wood, und who would not for ber ma ? - And at night when bats came forth, and tumble bugs crawled over the lea, and young pallets sat in maiden mecN italion fancy freo, holding their heads under one wing so ns to learn love by hearing thoir hearts beat, wo would hasten under Kalislu's window, and nlio would with ber lily-white hand, snail us by the hair till we arrived at the bower of lovo, as she called her gurrot. 'Twas thus our hair bocome less, and our confectionery for Kalista increased. When the week had basted on the rock of Saturday night, we wandered by the brooklet and lot tho brook wan der too. And Kalista wont forth with us. Hand in hand, like the Sia. inose twinslers wo roamed, sat on tho dewy bunk to catch cold in our heads, and luxuriate on the "bank wet with dew 1" And we used to recline against a iUtliory and mothery elm tree, and squeeze our each others. As we rolled our eyes and peekod upward into the blue vault, our spirits'ionged to vaalt into it, but didn,t. Oh I sparking is heaven in two volumes, with the prico omitted. Did you over spark f If not, advanos your works upon a fomale crinoline dear, and commenoe active hostilities to onct! Once wo sparked Kalista when ber tolher was looking. The old lady opped us, because it rcrained her of Aher limes, she said. But sho didn't eep us stopped. When we wanted to repose our bead, Kalista held her Up and into it we went like an apple. 4-"When we wanted a kiss we told Kalis ta such was oar desire, when she would lean her amber head over upon our forcos and aay, "Now, Brick tea is ready." Yon can just gamble we took toa lroui that little table lota of times, and never askod any ono to help put back the plates I Kalisla was a zephyr on a kiss. It was potty near her best holt Making mush was Ku lUla's charm. When the water did boil, how she sprinkled roesl into the iron iron reoepta kettle, and shako her locks in glee to see the in fant mush bubble and spatter like a fel low kissing a baby with his mouth full of beechnuts, 'We courted, sparked and courted Kalisla sevonteon long years. Sho grow from siee to groater size, and all went merry, as a funeral bell. Ka. lUta's maternal author said we might, and we intended to, and we should have wedded but fur the looks of the thing. Then there came from the war a jouneyman convortor, and ho offered Jvalista all lie bad, and the pair wedded at once; and now Kalista is telling some other delegato that "sup por is ready 1 " and tbus another of oar hopes is spilled over lifo's preci prod, and we are left to mourn for the candy we gave nnto Kalista, who' has left us all to die I -La Crosse Demo ' "' " Tn three degrees of comparison In mialhg. Mine miner minus.' " Virginia City, Montana & Blackfoo OVERLAND STAGE LINE! BEX. IIOliLlDAY, Proprietor, Ifjgjgg COMORD STAGES LEAVE BOISE CITY EVERY OTHER DAY FOR ULACKFOOT, Salt Lake City, Denver City, MISSOURI RIVER, Connecting at SALT LAKH CITY Willi Concord Stages JlUUIllllg 10 "Virginia City, Ncrmlii, ' AND SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA. FAltKi Boise City to Palt Lnko City Jinn 00 " " " Virginia City, Montana Ii6 00 " Missouri lllvor, Lena! Tender 300. Oold, $100 400 00 For further Information njiply at OVERLAND 8TAC1K LINE OFFICE, liolae City, I. T., mh6d8m J. N. TUDI), Afrent. D. II. STIU'IIISNSON DENTIST, HAS REMOVED HIS OFFICE OPPO slte Much, Miller A Co., where lie ! is prcpureu to no all Kinds ol DENTAL WORK, In a skillful and well Unbind manner. TKHTIl Inserter from one toau entire set, on Oold or Rubber Platu. Prices range for Rubber Plate, rroni $25 to it5 : Foi Gold Plate, from $76 to $125. jr Persons having work done by me not proving sat isfactory will not be reiiuiied to receive or pay lor tin same, imiuti NEW II 12 A. 1Z JiJ ! rsnllK UNDERSIGNED DI5GST0 INFORM THE CI T JL Izons of the Dalles and vlciuitv that he ban i-.v..lv,.,1 NEW 1IEA11BB, and will -A.ttend Funerals On short notice. This is the Or-.t, and at present, only Hearse iu the city. I. M. EVANS tulles, May 19, 1805. iny:2U-tf. LINCOLN HOUSE. Corner Washington and Front Streets, PORTLAND, ORKUON. IjVRST-CLASS HOTEL. LARGEST I' THE STATE. " Charges Reasonable. AN OMNIBUS will attend nil the Boats and convey Passewrors and their h:u;irairB to the llnnst, Fran ..r Charge, or to any other llouso in the Wry for 50 rents. . COFFl.N, Proprietor. P. S HOT AND COLD BATHS in the House. All the Steamers for Oregon Citv. Vancouver. Monti. cello and Astoria luud ut tho Ltueolu House Wharf. sepl:3tn SELLING OFF AT COST! My entire stock of STOVES AND TINWARE, ALSO, TINMAN'S TOOLS. TUB WHOLE embracing n fine stock, ever" article of which will he sold nt COST, as I desire to rinse out business. Also, ou URAND PI A NO, in good order. Also, ior saie, me iiuuhk awu iat, on Second bt.oet, next to the corner of Washington. The House is two stories, with a basement, and is well adapted to Hie hotel busluess. Also a lot of IIEDD1NU, comprising nbout twenty.flve Beds. The whole will bo closed' out cheap. For further particulars apply on the premises. auuujm ALiium ukitinijen. TOYS! TOYSjJTOYS! TOYS I FOR TOYS AND FANCY GOODS For the Holidays, we recommend all dealers In that line to the BASKET AND TOY EMPORIUM or THUMAUKR ZUIN, 320 and 322 Buttery Street, . n28:3m San Francisco. Notice to Settlers. TflE rCBLIO SURVEYS of Townships 4, North Range, 32 East, and and & North Range. 3:1 Eust Willamette Meridian, Oregon, have been unproved hv the Hurvevur General of Oregon, and tho pints thereof, tear ing uaie, rourunry iu, iuu, ii leu in tins oiitce. uvtun WADE, Register. Land Office, Oregon City, 1 February 27, 1800. m0w8 LANGLEY, CROWELL & CO., IMPORTERS AND WHOLESALE DRUGGISTS, Conner of Clay and Battery Sts., SAN FRANCISCO. mh22td0m. Slier Ill's Sale of Real Property. BY VIRTUE OF AN EXECUTION Issued by the Clerk of the Circuit Court In and for Clac tamas County, State of Oregon, and to mo directed, in fir or of A. F. lleugos, plalntiir, and against vwlght Muzzy, de fendant, for ths sum of Four Uundrod and ono 43-100 ($401 43-100) dollars, principal, witli Interest, nccrulng costs anu costoi tins execution, i nave levicu upon anil will sell at public auction before tho Court llouo door, In Dalles Cltr.on FRIDAY, the Oth DAY OF APRIL. 1806, between the hours of 0 o'clock, A. M. and 4 o'clock, r. M., to the highest bldriur for cash In hand, all of the Interest of tho defendant Iu nna to that certain lot or parcel of land fronting Union Stroot nt the termination of Fifth Street! bonnded on the North, by Col Gato's re sidence; on the South, by W. I. Miller's lot; emending West. 120 feet, more or less, and known as Muzzy's" ioi, in uaiiot uty, n ascv county, uregyn. CHARLES WHITE, Sheriff. By R. W. Crahbaii. Deputy. Dalles City, March 6th. ltl&u. . mTw4 D. WIW -1 OUT II ITT, ATTOHNIOY AT LA. VV, BAHKOCK CITT, Idaho Trritorr. ' tSh Particular atteutlon paid to Collecting Debts. . DALLES CITY DRTJQ STORE. P. CRAIG, WBOLI8ALI AND BITAIL DEALER IN DRUGS, MEDICINES, Perfumery, Fancy Soans. PATENT MEDICINES, Ac, 1-tf DRUGS AND PATENT HEDIClNESll DRUGS AND PATENT MEDICINES!! DRUGS AND PATENT MEDICINES!! iS. LEMON, WU0LE3ALI AND RETAIL DHUGGI8T, Washington Street, betweon Main and Second Streets DALLES, OREGON. CJ LEMON is able to supply parties In want or Drags, rO Patent Moilk'iuos. Chemical. Aeiri.. 1'iirriinn.rv. uuu ui y uuiur niiiciu euuinerateu witn tne WHOLESALE DRUG BUSINESS. At tlie lowest market rates. lhyii'lairt and Murcliantfi Intemlinir tn nnrrl.H 4U. ll ...III -I.. .....li ..... wi iiiu iytuiun. win iu wwn iu RIVB llllll tt CIlll. TRUSSES & SHOULDER BRACES In great varloty. 8. i.M( ap.3:tf. Washington St., between Main adn Second. POiSTL AJYD 1 OUVDBtl AND MACHINE SHOP, FIRST RTitEKT. heturaan V,.,M t,.t.V Steam Kngtiies of from 4 toll) horse. Wii.svS-. iiwel'.tlther Portubloor ipMP tHt ntinrv. Alsi,. 1:1 IU CULAK SAW MILLS COMPLETE, constantly outmnil ?soralliws; Planing KFtWypVrJ pattern.) Wronglit and 9':M'&ixL4 Cast Iron work for Ver- S tical Sawani) Orist mills; II irassand Irun Custlugs uihI lVROVGIIT IROW WORK of every doscrlDtion. I am also nrenAred in fitrnt.h . Quartz Mills complete, of the Latest & most Auipiuveu raccerua. These Mills can beforwarded to nnv nart of tlie mines as the-u-oight of tho eutiro niachinerv will not exceed 3. 000 pounds. Horse TowerB & flffrioultural Implements manulactiired tonrderat flievorv LOWEST CASH PRICK N. B. I'nrtlc-.ilor attention paid to REPAIRS. fe20-tf A. HKHIKS OJP Literary and Scientific Lectures RTIIICH has been In conteniilatlon for some time, vw is new offered tn the people of the Dalles. The fii'Bt Lecturoof tho Eorics will be given Monday Evening-, and one each Tuesday Evening thereafter, through the Series of Hulit Lectures. The proceeds will be divided between the Congregational atid Methodist Sabbath Schools. Tickets foe tlie Course : : ONE DOLLAR. Single Admission, Fifty cents. This lecture will be delivered br- REV. DR. ATKIN- SiiN, in the Congregational Church lecture will com uience at 7 o'clock. Subject: SOCRATES HIS TIME. The following gentlemen are expected to deliver each one Lecture: Rev. Dr. Bonson, Portland; Rev. Dr. Atkinson, " Rev. lr. Cnflrey, " Judge Hill, Canyon City, Jndge Wilson, Dalles; Kov. Mr. Driver, " Prof. Roland, " J. A. Odell, Esq., Her. T.Condon, " MRS. L. WHITE'S iNEW PHOTOGRAPH E00MS, Washington Street. HAVING NEWLY FITTED UP TnB GALLERY over Dcguar'a Store, would respectfully announce to all those wishing rhotogrnphs, Carts de Tlslte, &c, that they will do woll to give her a call. Particular at tention paid to taking Ladies aud Children's Pctures. oczmi. MANTUA MAiCEIt. mniis. mattik liOLDHOOK would rei oold Bsnoctfully In vicinlty, that 1XJL form the Ladlos of the Dalles and she has opened a shop In connection with MissO'ltourke, where she Is prepared to do all kinds of work with neat ness and dispatch. Huviug Just arrived from tlie East, she hopes to be able to please all as to Form and Fashion Cloaks, Coats and Dresses Cut to Order. THREE DOORS West ot the; Corner of THIRD and uniuii Dtreeis. ocKliuis Fvirs ! Furs ! THE HIGHEST MARKET PRICB PAID IN CASH roa Beaver, Otter Mink and Coon Bktns, By RICHARDS McCRARKN. Portland Sept, 27, 1M10. oc4:3m Washington Wagon Road. TnB UNDERSIGNED WOULD I FORM "1I Traveling Public that the Washington Wagon Road from Portland and Vancouver to the Upper Cascades Is wen ueing Kept in gooa.travellng order for wagons and "" B. V. UAKDY. Dalles Jan, 11th 1864. ' Janlltf Bole Proprietor. MOUNT HOOD SALOON . AND IJILLIAKD ROOM, , F. M. HUNT, Proprietor, ; . . CORNER OF ... . "' '. Main and Court StroetM, ;nai.tf i (Dalles, 0reotl. DAILY MOUNTAINEER I'OWKK PRESS book & job mum mm First Street, between Main and B DALLES OREGON. JOB PRINTING OF EVERY VARIETY r.xecuieu wiui iw;vuiacy unu uispaicn. IhA STYLE THAT WILL COMPARE FAVORABLY , with the very best, and AT BATES A8 CHEAP AS THE CHEAP CT TO ORDER! - Cards und 3 i 1 ltI2 e a d i? 4 CHECKS. DRAFTS, SZCMITS. POSTERS AND PROGRAMMES FOR THEATRES CONCERTS EXHIBITIONS . cfc, cCc ot-cM KIHTID ill IOS HOST ATTHAOTIVI UUXUkK." 4U0, WAY-BILLS, BILLS OF FA KB, LETTJiJt HEADS, BEcjiwrnooKs, BILLS LADIAU, Uriels and I.)iiipl.lel8,V . VISITING, WEDD1KQ AND "AT HOME" CAftUX Dructrit' Labels, Inlhort, everything that can be done In a Book and Jon Printing Office, from the smallest and U:ost delicate Card or Circular, to the largest biko and most showy roiling tsiii aud which will be turned out in a style tbat cupin'1 fail to insure entire satisfaction. ' OUS FACILITIES UK THS IZICUT10N Of JECOR.ATIVE PRINTING In the most beautiful Colors, Shades aud Tints. Such as Fancy Posting Bills! From a niniile Bheet to the Ltuitest Muiuuiutli. ORNAMENTAL UliOW CARDS. Alt unBorpMBed by those ol any other estittl.Bhiutjit n Orenoti. W edevotu epucinl ntti ntion to thiabrom'li ul U bu si liens, and uro continually nddiug to our alrcaiij txtt-ii fve and well appoiutml UBtortnteut of muterial. NEW TYPES, BORDERS, ORNAMENTS. a-c. die.. oi-La Of the most modern and elaborate designs. Our stock . r Mnv. i inrvo, nnis, ocu.. aaiM . . i U rt viklvn Areof the Sliest aualitv. aud for richness of color and durability, cannot be equaled In the State. The principle upon which business is asked fur this es tablishment is, that persons will consult their pwu linen eats, by awarding their custom to that olliro In whloh ineir monoy can be expanded to the best nuvuntuge. Tt this end we solicit all iu want of good Priuting, at very reasonable chances, to call aud oxamiue suecimeus. ai.il fudge for yourselves. Orders from tbe Upper Countr) Will have our special care, and friends from the Interim may reiy upon having their orders tilled promptly, as HAVE THE ONLY IMPROVED GORDON POWER PRESS In 'the State ofOreconl JLddreas , Mountaineer office ml8-tf Dalles. Oregon. JACKSON SALOON ! CORNER COURT AND SECOND STREETS, DALLKS, OUIi:03V. THE UNDERSIONKD, HAVING REMOVED 1'ROM TUB -BULLA UNION" CELLAR, INTO Gates' Now lluiiain, Beg to Inform the public that they are prepared ta serve their customers with the best Wines, Liquors and Cigars, TUB MARKET AFFORDS. ALSO, A Free JLombli ! Every day and evening. ' decg-lf - Proprietor. Hard. Wood Lxxmber CARRIAGE AND WAGON MATERIALS WI BEQ TO CALL ATTENTION or Carriage Man nfacturors and Dealers to the Large and Com plete assortment of CARRIAGE aud WAUUN MATKltl ALB we are constantly receiving from the East, snoclallf selected for the California market, comprising, Oak, iiieaory. sou Deconu urowiu ahu 1'iaiiK, lllcKory Axles, M agon Poles, Hubs, Hpus.es, Felloes, Rims, Shaits, Ac. Ac. which we offer at the lowest Cash Prices. Mf Orders addressed to our house will receive primp atteutlon. N. W. BRAUU A CO.. Jel6:3iu. 29 A 31 Buttery Street, San Francisco. and 17 A 19 Seventh Htreut AurrAiii.titt. C. WiTinHOOss, II. W. Biuno A Co., J.W. Listra can rrancisco. Bocrameuto. Mew Yorkr F TILLMAN, SOU AOSXT IK OAltrORKlA FOR TILTON & McFARLAND'S Eire A, Burglar Proof Safe. STEEL-LINED VAULTS,'.' -with :. ' Combination Lock. M-Constontly band a full assortment of SAFKi.'. 31 8 BATTERY BTHEKT. ' ' l4m San Franciaeo,