Gerding Theater at the Armory 128 NW Eleventh Avenue 503.445.3700 Performance pcs.org march 11–17 Earthquake Hurricane An army of impressive Portland comedians—Curtis Cook, Alex Falcone, Bri Pruett and Anthony Lopez—host a weekly standup showcase with some of the fun- niest people you’ll ever see in the basement of a bike shop. Kickstand Comedy Space, 1969 NE 42nd Ave., 937-219-1334. 8:30 pm every Wednesday. $5 suggested. Flair: An Office Space Parody Use all your willpower not to quote along with local director Trenton Shine’s staging of that movie everyone has seen. Wear your flair. We’re lazy, but we just might care. Yeaaaaah, so we’ll see you on Saturday. Funhouse Lounge, 2432 SE 11th Ave., 841-6734. 7 pm Thursday-Saturday through March 28. $12. Funny Humans vs. the Wheel If you go to enough shows around town, you start to memo- rize comedians’ sets. Think of this weekly show, hosted by silly duo Adam Pasi and David Mascorro, as an antidote to all that repeti- tion: Comedians start out with a planned set, but halfway through, they have to spin a wheel to deter- mine what comes next—crowd work, one-liners, maybe even a heckle battle. Bar of the Gods, 4801 SE Hawthorne Blvd., 232- 2037. 9 pm every Sunday. Free. 21+. Game On! SEASON SUPERSTARS SEASON SUPPORTING SPONSORS SHOW SPONSORS This project is supported in part by an award from the National Endowment for the Arts. Don and Mary Blair Andy and Nancy Bryant Arlene Schnitzer Helen and Jerry Stern Phil Schallberger and Christian Ricketts host a Friday night of comics playing video games. But they promise to make it interest- ing with a “tournament of cham- pions,” pitting comedians against one another with colorful live com- mentary. Kickstand Comedy Space, 1969 NE 42nd Ave., 937-219-1334. 7:30 pm Thursday, March 12. Garbage People A Grinch-style story time for grownups where local comics tell dark tales of their own villainy. Brodie Kelly hosts a lineup includ- ing 2015 Bridgetown Comedy Festival pick David Mascorro. The Waypost, 3120 N Williams Ave., 367-3182. 9 pm Friday, March 13. $5. 18+. It’s Gonna Be Okay Hosted by the ever-chipper Barbara Holm, this twice-monthly showcase is a prime spot to catch Portland’s top comics, as well as the occasional out-of-towner. The cozy basement room is almost always packed (especially impres- sive for a Monday night), and Holm often tosses out prizes—plastic dinosaur figurines, comic books— to audience members. Also: free skeeball afterward. EastBurn, 1800 E Burnside St., 236-2876. 8:30 pm every first and third Monday. Free. 21+. Late Night Action Rep. Earl Blumenauer and 105.1 The Buzz host Daria are featured in March’s installment of this hyperlo- cal Tonight Show hosted by come- dians Bri Pruett and Alex Falcone plus Christian Ricketts, Lucia Fasano and Anthony Lopez. We hope Blumenauer busts a move to the soundtrack of the night’s musical act, Chervona. Mississippi Studios, 3939 N Mississippi Ave., 288-3895. 7 pm Saturday, March 14. $15. Naked Comedy Open Mic The Brody hosts a thrice-weekly open-mic night. Comics get four- minute standup slots and can sign up online. Brody Theater, 16 NW Broadway, 224-2227. 9:30 pm every Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. Free with one-item minimum pur- chase. C asey C ampbell review PUPPY LOVE: Bag & Baggage’s The Six Gentlepersons of Verona swaps cock for feminine wit in this musical adaptation of Shake- speare’s weakest play, The Two Gentlemen of Verona. B&B is known for unusual interpretations and doesn’t disappoint here. The all-female cast—not counting aww-inducing pug Crab—is transplanted to a 1970s Verona, fringe-edged suede and all. Pro- teus (Cassie Greer) falls for a reciprocating flower child, Julia (Arianne Jacques), and his adrenaline junkie chum, Valentine (Clara-Liis Hillier), pines after lovely Silvia (Jessi Walters). But when Proteus spots Silvia, his love for Julia wanes and Shake- spearean entanglements ensue. Hillier’s bona fide enthusiasm as Valentine could win anyone’s heart, but the other lovers lack a spark. Instead, eloquent “fools,” Speed (Kaia Hillier) and Launce (Jessi Walters), steal the show with tongue-in-cheek love advice: “If you love her, you cannot see her. Because love is blind.” It must be true. B&B won us over, mullets and pugs included. KATHRYN PEIFER. SEE IT: The Six Gentlepersons of Verona is at the Venetian Theater, 253 E Main St., Hillsboro, 693-3953. 7:30 pm Thursdays through Saturdays, 2 pm Sundays through March 22. $26-$30. 42 Willamette Week MARCH 11, 2015 wweek.com