PUZZLES Tuesday, September 6, 2022 The Old Switcheroo by Jill Singer Universal Crossword edited by David Steinberg ACROSS 1 No. 1 guy? 5 Frequent character in a URL 10 What some say is necessary for gain 14 Cup alternative 15 Seat of Dutch government, with “the” 16 Too 17 Concept 18 “The Magic Flute,” for one 19 Break from activity 20 *Carrying heavy packages, say 22 Loyal 23 Bulb unit 24 Drunk, informally 26 Mitt Romney and Robert Redford, for two 29 Uno, dos, ___ ... 31 Ice, but not water or steam 32 *Up-court rush in basketball 37 Combine, as resources 38 Transparent 39 Wedding food that’s not eaten 40 *Ignore an alarm clock 42 Third-largest country in Africa 43 Odds’ partner 44 Powerful tools for hair removal 45 What the dog says 49 “I ___ stand it!” 50 Where a lawn mower may be stored 51 *Approval for a project 57 Discovery 58 Has left the premises 59 Fit for the task 60 Formerly 61 Dolly the sheep, e.g. 62 Word after “tall” or “fairy” 63 Necessity for a bassoonist 64 Propane containers 65 Looked over DOWN 1 Solution with a pH less than 7 2 Extinct bird 3 All over again 4 In the interim 5 Fires a bow 6 Splash against 7 Like some cheddar 8 Certain 9 Hard hats, swim caps, etc. 10 Hair lines? 11 Ready for a long drive 12 Debate topic 13 “Got it” 21 ___ of the free 25 Show curiosity 26 Alternative to FedEx 27 Hammer or sickle 28 Soothing plant 29 They naturally absorb carbon 30 Word before “brakes” or “window” 32 Broad ave. 33 Stymie 34 Politician’s helper 35 Surgery souvenir 36 Fifths of fifties 38 Clash 41 For each 42 Competed on “The Voice” 44 Foamy coffee orders 45 With reference to 46 River through Cologne 47 Sell, as stolen goods 48 Said further 49 Group into large units 52 Puerto Rico, por ejemplo 53 Hooligan in a squad 54 Where to do your bidding 55 She, in Paris 56 “I ___ a vacation!” East Oregonian A15 HOROSCOPES BY HOLIDAY MATHIS WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, 2022 Moon of Cautious Grouping The Aquarius moon encourages fellowship and joining. Just remember, it’s all optional! People have plans and wishes that involve you, but you’re not obligated to take them on. They will construct rewards to bribe you into their fold, which is not necessarily a bad place to be, unless you have something better in mind for yourself. ARIES (March 21-April 19). You’ll be among people who may be able to help you but are clueless about what you want and need. Fill them in so you can begin the process of building your team. The first step is figuring out who’s in and who’s out. TAURUS (April 20-May 20). Among your most sincere beliefs is the idea that each person is great in their own way. Making comparisons seems wholly unnecessary, and you won’t bother with valuing one person’s efforts over another. You’ll live your beliefs. GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You get the feeling you can add something special to another person’s life, but you’re not sure exactly how you’re going to do it. Coming up with the idea is the fun part. Daydream until you think of something only you can give. CANCER (June 22-July 22). Being an open book has advantages and disadvantages. People will trust you because they understand what you’re about and can predict your behavior. But for this trust, you sacrifice the strange power of mystery. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). When you love someone, you don’t need a lot of reasons to be happy around them. (Although you could come up with a long list just off the top of your head.) Today, you’ll revel in the unfounded joys of an excellent connection. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Action is attractive. Movement captivates attention and activates the senses such that there’s an inward quickening even while watching in perfect stillness. You will rev up your charisma by simply getting into motion. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Process feelings so you can move along in a lighter, brighter direction. The right person to talk to will make a difference, be it a friend, mentor, coach or your own diary, which can be the best companion for sorting through emotions. SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). You’re friendly and relaxed because you trust yourself in social situations. You weren’t born with this skill. You earned it through trial and error. Now you’re onto new skills that you’ll eventually employ with equal success. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). To get the right answer, often one must ask the right question. But not you, not today. You’ll stumble upon it, perhaps while investigating something else entirely. The trick here is recognizing what you have when you have it. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). You’re on a path, but it’s not paved, and in fact it’s so overgrown it’s hard to see the way. Nonetheless, follow the compass and you’ll get there. It also helps to remember your excellent reason for choosing this journey. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). It’s fun to play your games; it’s less fun to play other people’s, especially the ones you didn’t sign up for. Still, you’re masterful as you shift moods, adapt to new circumstances and find the opportunities in whatever is happening. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). It feels like you’re dealing out of your league, but this is when you’re at your best. It’s a most auspicious, if uncomfortable, position to navigate. When you’re challenged, you soar. When you’re understimulated, you sleep. TODAY’S BIRTHDAY (Sept. 7). It’s said that well- behaved people rarely make history. You’ll prove this wrong as you play by the rules and go down in the books as a trustworthy leader with the tenacity to get things done. More importantly, you’ll be let into the hearts and plans of lovable, fun people. Notable: You’ll grow something incredible. Leo and Sagittarius adore you. Your lucky numbers are: 3, 36, 1, 18 and 41. Universal SUDOKU SOLUTIONS BE OUR EXCLUSIVE PUZZLE PAGE AD SPONSOR! Reach over 9,000 print and digital readers each week in the East Oregonian! Melissa Barnes 541-966-0827 mbarnes@eastoregonian.com - Angel Aguilar 541-564-4531 aaguilar@hermistonherald.com That’s Twisted! by Amanda Rafkin Universal Crossword edited by Amanda Rafkin HOROSCOPES BY HOLIDAY MATHIS THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8 Countdown to a Mercury Retrograde As Mercury stations to turn retrograde, difficulties and contradictions may be part of the plot. Keep in mind that just because something takes more effort than you want to give or scrapes uncomfortably against your worldview, that does not mean it has to be approached in all seriousness. Humor and levity are powerful coping tools these days. ARIES (March 21-April 19). There’s a fine line between the heavy load that builds your muscles and the one that injures you. To avoid getting into too much, take what you think is the right amount and then back it down two notches and you’ll be just right. TAURUS (April 20-May 20). Since you want to do and be the best, you’ll notice what’s working against that goal. You’re not looking for problems, but seeking opportunities for improvement leads naturally to the question: what could be better here? GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Being too careful makes your muscles tight and rigid, which is a fine way to stumble. So, you’ll relinquish a little control and keep it loose. You’d rather learn to sway and catch yourself than topple and land hard due to inflexibility. CANCER (June 22-July 22). Don’t stress too much over domestic problems. They will get solved. Things don’t have to be perfect in order to be livable in the short term. The people who visit are there to see you, not your home. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Logic is your weapon against false hope, stupid ideas and other wastes of resources. Just make sure it doesn’t also arm you against creativity and innovation. You’d be surprised at how many illogical journeys lead to logical places. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). The thing that makes a house a home cannot be bought. The style choices that represent you well, keep you comfortable, safe and surrounded by visuals that delight you will require more creativity than money. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). The answers are not in the upstairs attic of your mind, so there’s no purpose to crawling around in the cobwebs. The answers are easily observed in the world around you; you just have to slow down to look. SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). Fascinating trends are part of the fun. Before you know it, you’re on a treadmill of social expectation. It’s harmless entertainment as long as you remember who’s in control. You can step off and do your own thing at any moment. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). Happiness is understanding what matters most and spending your best energy there. The day holds victories with noble pursuits such as mastering a soup recipe or helping a child make peace with their bedtime. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). Expressing yourself clears the way for you to live in better alignment with your values. You’ll somehow say things you didn’t even know you knew how to say -- things you didn’t even know you were thinking. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). Balancing work and play gets challenging when all you want to do is play and all that’s before you is work as far as the eye can see. This is where your creativity kicks in, and you have plenty of that too. You turn work into fun. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Questioning authority is a tenet of some cultures and in other cultures it is seen as disrespectful or even dangerous. As every group has a unique set of unspoken rules, seek understanding first and proceed accordingly. TODAY’S BIRTHDAY (Sept. 8). Wonder what you could accomplish with a little more emotional and financial support? You’ll soon find out. Relationships uplift and fortify you. You’ll know the thrill of accomplishment, the gratification of making a difference and the satisfaction of fulfilling your goal. Also, a professional move is highlighted. Gemini and Taurus adore you. Your lucky numbers are: 9, 12, 4, 44 and 18. Universal SUDOKU ACROSS 1 Minor in astronomy? 5 Chest muscle, for short 8 “Around the Horn” channel 12 Some gardening tools 13 Tapioca balls 14 Snooped 15 Only state with a three-word capital 16 You ___ what you sow 17 App with stories and reels, briefly 18 *”... and then something funny happens” 21 Get closer 22 Merit 23 *Kosher restaurants observe one 28 Matzo ball ___, aka Jewish penicillin 31 Currently broadcasting 32 Un-even? 33 Funny Bombeck 34 Burnable music holders 35 Hollywood fame 64 Throw 39 McKellen who played 65 Crossed (out) Magneto 66 Annual Austin festival, 40 “Next To Normal” for short composer Tom DOWN 42 “___ to the Women 1 “Not a chance, dude” on Long Island” 2 Bread served with (Olivia Gatwood curry poem) 3 Close tightly 43 Words on a 4 “Foolish” singer Wonderland cake 5 Art form that might be 45 Person with future in free verse prospects? 6 Auction site 46 *Evidence of 7 Accessory for Thor or laundering Storm 49 Katsudon grain 8 Hospital trauma pro 51 View as 9 “Yes, miss!” in 52 Superpower that Spanish can alter material 10 Animals in family existence ... and a photos feature of the starred 11 Confidentiality doc clues’ answers 13 Prickly plant 58 Ruth who played Lady 14 City where tourists Macbeth often pretend to hold 59 Lion’s bellow up a tower 60 “Sign me up!” 19 Raises 61 Barely defeated 20 Fresh hairstyle 62 Screws up 23 Places to tie up boats 63 “Toodle-oo!” 24 Not from a big studio 25 Hidden bonuses in many Marvel films 26 Oscar winner Sophia 27 Sum up 29 Savory taste 30 Individual frame in a comic book 36 Marisa who plays Aunt May 37 “Without further ___ ...” 38 Device that’s “fed” 41 Prioritizes by severity 44 Places to apply deodorant 47 Bella’s vampire husband 48 “The Last Five ___” (off-Broadway musical) 50 Dressed 52 Try again 53 Dino with a big head and little arms 54 Days of ___ 55 Big name in the theater biz? 56 Little quibbles 57 Chew (on) 58 Badminton court divider SOLUTIONS