PUZZLES Saturday, December 11, 2021 Sandwiched In by Jack Murtagh Universal Crossword edited by David Steinberg ACROSS 1 “u CANNOT b serious!” 4 Weird Al’s “___ to a Superhero” 7 Bird that may screech 10 Bird that may screech 13 Rapper ___ Kim 14 Checkmate your opponent, e.g. 15 Animal that sounds like you? 16 Pal of Pooh 17 23andMe offering 19 Chicken strips 21 Baby food, essentially 22 Graceless 24 Oxen harness 25 On the ocean 27 Couples’ cruise ship? 28 Not just happen once 29 “I know kung fu” speaker, in “The Matrix” 30 Dangerous current 33 Black ___ (covert missions) 34 Got out of Dodge 36 “Assuming that’s correct ...” 38 Baby 15-Across 40 Forestland units 41 Gave the go- ahead 44 An empty seat is reserved for him at a Seder 46 Mouthwatering stuff? 48 The whole shebang 49 Hunt down 50 Grab a bite 51 Muslim ascetics 53 Big name in private planes 55 Event for debutantes 56 Honeydew relative 59 Graduate of Barnard or Spelman 63 People go under while on top of them 64 Scrub, as digital evidence 65 Former sections of SATs DOWN 1 Dad 2 It passes in 60 seconds 3 Pairing with 10- Down 4 Need to pay 5 Part of DJ 6 Lure into crime 7 Bouncy watercraft 8 Fills with wonder 9 Money in Kobe 10 Stackable snacks depicted in this puzzle’s grid ... and whose middle layer is spelled by the grid’s uncrossed letters 11 Generate, as a lather 12 Proverbial weepers 18 Start of many book titles 20 Ombre liquid 23 Child’s macaroni creation 26 “I know you ___, but what am I?” 28 One who monitors traveling? 31 University in Pocatello 32 Break away (from) 35 Prez who established Medicare 37 It precedes la 38 Maple part on the Canadian flag 39 Spaghetti ___ carbonara 42 “Dear ___ Hansen” 43 Numbers to crunch 45 Tightrope walker, e.g. 47 Iris rings 52 “That matters to me!” 54 Oscar season oversights 56 Fish known for its liver 57 Yoshi : dinosaur :: Donkey Kong : ___ 58 Salt, to a French chef 60 Scholarly style org. 61 Napoleonic marshal (anagram of 9-Down) 62 A male one is called a jack International Numbers by Paul Coulter Universal Crossword edited by Amanda Rafkin ACROSS 1 World’s highest capital city 6 Note between fa and la 9 Low-end instrument? 13 Ancient counting devices 14 Caffeine-rich nut 15 ___ wolf (independent person) 16 ESPN host Katie 17 Modify, like a paper 18 Sunburn soother 19 Lysol, Clorox and Pledge, to a German language learner? 22 GPS guess 23 Photo ___ (media events) 24 Continues 28 Puts back on eBay 31 Chitchat 32 Commotion 33 Ding on a fender 34 Grad 36 Did extremely well on 37 Coors, Miller, Dos Equis, Corona, Modelo, Lagunitas, Sapporo and Bell’s, to a French language learner? 40 Warty critter 43 Luxury brand hidden in “Jedi order” 44 Brand with a swoosh logo 47 Row, row, row your boat 48 Saturated ___ 49 Keri of “The Americans” 52 Not broadcasting 54 That guy’s 55 Mood music? 56 Oxygen, hydrogen and helium, to a Spanish language learner? 60 Barking marine mammal 63 Go yachting, perhaps 64 Cellphone notification 65 Smurf with a white beard 66 City where Taj Mahotsav is celebrated 67 That’s a plus! 68 Dance and painting, e.g. 69 “Absolutely!” 70 Name akin to Matthew 26 Tribute poem 27 Nonverbal approval 29 Far from pixelated 30 “Rugrats” dad 31 Like some low- budget films 35 Wall St. takeover 36 Flea market caveat 38 “It seems to me ...” DOWN 39 Colleagues of 1 Spacecraft on a M.D.s planet’s surface 40 Also 2 Scrubbed, like a 41 Buffoon launch 42 “Woof” relative 3 Rhyming pub 45 Most astute order 46 Stately source of 4 Berry whose shade name is 3/4 48 Christmas conifer vowels 50 Apply 5 Metal in many 51 Was defeated by daily vitamins 53 Earth, bound? 6 Fountain drinks 7 Lena of “Chocolat” 54 People who get what’s coming to 8 Near the end of a them? sports match 57 Stuffing herb 9 World-weary 58 Palindromic 10 “You’ve got mail” address ISP 59 Idina’s role in 11 ___-Caps “Frozen” 12 “I told you so!” 60 Place to get a 14 Perseveres Tok-Sen massage 20 Place to park 61 Body part that’s 21 Burglarize 25 Cuttlefish’s ink “lent” holder 62 Fitting East Oregonian B3 HOROSCOPES BY HOLIDAY MATHIS SUNDAY, DECEMBER 12, 2021 Sun Square Neptune The future is bound by certain rules, one of them being it cannot bring more of the same. Change is the very nature of the future. It may move us slowly, imperceptibly even, but move us it will. Today, it’s not hard to see the direction because the shove is swift and sure. This cosmic service announcement was brought to you by the sun square Neptune. ARIES (March 21-April 19). What you love will come alive in your world, influencing how you behave, your future plans and the company you keep. You’ll feel a real connection to a new aspect of your interest, or new interest entirely. TAURUS (April 20-May 20). When you have someone to share a pleasure with, the joy will double up on you. Meet with people who think like you and appreciate the same things. GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Steer clear of anything involving justice. Unless you are paid to judge, it will not serve you to offer advice. You can offer support, love and a safe place to land without offering an opinion. CANCER (June 22-July 22). Most people are sophisticated enough to know how to talk and behave in various settings with you. There are those who will break the rules. Your gracious handling will not be appreciated in the moment, but in time, they’ll get it. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Money can’t buy intelligence, and dollars don’t add up to savvy. But what money can buy is experiences to teach the willing student. You’ll bring astute awareness to the classroom of life. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Just as parents chasten the ones they love most, it seems you are being scolded by the fates. You can take this as proof positive that you are a beloved child of the universe. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). This used to be your adventure time. That you’ve gotten used to it doesn’t mean it’s time for a new adventure, but a deeper one is certainly called for. SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). Stay away from questions like, “What’s the point?” “Why?” “What does it mean?” Queries like these will only send you on a circular path when you would really rather go somewhere new. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). One thing not to do is confuse power with control. The boss may not know what the inner workings are, and those with their hands on the joystick may not reflect the motives of an entire organization. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). To throw good effort to the unappreciative is a waste. Then again, you don’t know until you do it and get nothing back. When you focus on a worthy candidate, you’ll get back everything you put in and more. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). You could gather more information but it wouldn’t make you any more prepared. Your best guess is good enough. This is as certain as you’ll be. Move on with what you know. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). You’re interesting to someone and because of this, you’re being observed. Don’t worry about projecting an image; you’re living it. You are who you are. TODAY’S BIRTHDAY (Dec. 12). In gaming matters, you level up skills and advance your station. Many of your purposes are as far away from the world of competition as can be. To score poetry and soul, love and art would be a reduction of joy and potential. Your expansive mind and dancing spirit create beautiful relationships in such realms. Leo and Virgo adore you. Your lucky numbers are: 9, 8, 11, 4, 38 and 13. Universal SUDOKU SOLUTIONS HOROSCOPES BY HOLIDAY MATHIS MONDAY, DECEMBER 13, 2021 Mars and Mercury at the Punchbowl Mars joins the party in expansive Sagittarius, and Mercury slides into Capricorn, the sign of designated drivers. It’s the birth of actionable ideas. One person’s imagination can produce wonders. Once a big idea is born, it’s forever part of the world. “An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come.” -- Victor Hugo ARIES (March 21-April 19). Do you feel like the only sane one in the room? You bought a ticket to the circus, and these are the clowns. Sit back and enjoy, then make a quick departure before the tiger act arrives. TAURUS (April 20-May 20). You will make alliances to benefit you and yours. It could be as simple as a friendly conversation or as complex as a legal agreement, the implications of which will be relaxation and leisure. GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You can’t believe all you hear around the proverbial watercooler, and that goes double when the “watercooler” is social media. One out of 10 stories will be false. Enjoy them but don’t act on them. CANCER (June 22-July 22). Do the others know where you stand? Dare to express your opinion even when it doesn’t appear to be a popular one. An honest difference is better than a dishonest agreement. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). If you’ve ever had a dream you didn’t want to wake up from, you know that illusion can be the sweetest pleasure. Your imagination is so active now, and your daydreams have brilliant potential application to the real world. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). In the normal function of relationships, people project their hopes and wishes on each other. Later, with a more accurate picture of what the person is actually like, some of it won’t fit. So, how versatile are you? LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). When you’re the strongest, you’ll step up. When there’s another who knows more, you’ll back down and learn. With the honest assessment of strengths, everyone will be raised. SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). Your gifts are meant for sharing. You’ll go where things seem more interesting, or problematic even, because that’s where your smarts will be most useful. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). You’ve the freedom to walk away from what’s misaligned with your principles or purposes. There are many in the world who don’t have the luxury; when you exercise your rights, you do it for them, too. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). Consider giving your message to someone else to deliver. Familiars will respond better to someone from the outside. The proverb says, no one is a prophet in his own land. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). Your taste is exquisite but it’s a hard thing to prove without a tangible expression. If you can’t yet afford what you want, collect pictures from magazines to make a vision board. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). You’re unlikely to take part in events without contributing something that makes a difference. You may not be aware of what exactly that difference is, but rest assured you’re a force for good. TODAY’S BIRTHDAY (Dec. 13). This solar return sees you make good on your potential, lift your group and introduce new hopes and dreams. Three standout events will serve as memory-making markers on the journey. Alliances will be solidified, though note that you don’t have to totally agree to unify and make a difference together. Cancer and Gemini adore you. Your lucky numbers are: 3, 29, 10, 4 and 18. Universal SUDOKU SOLUTIONS