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East Oregonian
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Thursday, November 4, 2021
Local eff ort wraps up holiday hope
The golden oldies
By TAMMY MALGESINI
East Oregonian
who still listens to T-Rex, Iggy Pop and
other “cool” bands. We were walking
UMATILLA COUNTY — It
up Pendleton’s Northwest 11th Street,
takes a village when it comes to
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an incline that “young people” avoid
coordinating eff orts for Opera-
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like the plague on Halloween night
tion Christmas Child — that’s the
THE ROAD NOT TAKEN
because even free candy isn’t worth
sentiment of both Barb Watten-
the eff ort. Paul related his recent story
burger, Hermiston area drop-
f you’re under the age of 50, read no of walking up a hill where some Pend-
off leader, and Carol Frink, who
further; this column isn’t for you. leton Bucks were practicing football.
heads up collection efforts at
Barb Wattenburger/Contributed Photo
It’s for old people.
Impressed with his elderly vigor, they
Stanfi eld Baptist Church.
The
grandchildren
of
Paul
and
Barb
Wattenburger, Hermiston area
Turns out I was offi cially “old” at said, “Good job, old man.”
An outreach ministry of the
drop-off
leaders
for
Operation
Christmas
Child — Millie, 6, Nolan, 7,
54. I thought my continued listening to
When I asked him how that made
international Christian relief
the likes of Pink Floyd and Led Zeppe- him feel, he replied, “Finally, I got some
organization Samaritan’s Purse, Audrey, 8, Anna, 10, and Micah, 10, — pose for a photo in July 2021
lin precluded that. I still feel “hip” and respect.” I’d been cursed for being “old”
shoebox-sized packages are fi lled after helping pack gifts that will be distributed as part of interna-
even sometimes “cool” at the advanced but Paul had been blessed. He’s from
with toys, hygiene items, school tional project. This year’s National Collection Week runs Nov. 15-22.
age of 67. Thus it was when I was over Queens, I’m from Toledo. Go fi gure.
supplies and other small gifts,
Stanfi eld Baptist
10 years younger that I was labeled an
But here’s the rub and everyone over
which are distributed across the
DROP-OFF LOCATIONS
wraps up eff ort
50 knows it — when it comes to aging,
“old man.”
globe. OCC shares God’s love in
New Hope Community Church
Frink is overwhelmed with
What? I’m only 54. That’s not old. the goal posts keep getting moved
1350 S. Highway 395, Herm-
a tangible way, letting disadvan-
gratitude
by the response of her
At least that’s what my elderly church back. Ok, so my bod is 67; big deal.
iston
taged children know that they are
• Monday, Nov. 15, 11 a.m. to
ladies tell me. They say I’m just a kid. Why is it then I feel so young? I’m just
special. People are encouraged to church family. The first year
1 p.m.
But wait a doggone minute — I’m 67 going on 30, for God’s sake. My head
include a note of encouragement, resulted in more than a dozen gift-
• Tuesday, Nov. 16, 11 a.m. to
with a few artifi cial limbs, just one disagrees with my body on this point
a photo or Bible verse with their fi lled boxes — and then, the eff ort
1 p.m.; 5-7 p.m.
exploded.
working eyeball, a widower, and, unlike so who should I listen to? The church
package.
• Wednesday, Nov. 17, 11 a.m. to
“In 2014, we had 128 shoe-
the Floyd, I’ve never heard anything by ladies say I’m just a youngster. I read
Often, Frink said, it’s the fi rst
1 p.m.
boxes.
We
thought
that
was
huge
Pink. That means I’m one thing — old, the Sunday comics assiduously. I chew
gift some of the children have ever
• Thursday, Nov. 18, 11 a.m. to
darn it. And I like it.
bubble gum and love Silly Putty when
received. An item as simple as a coming from 14,” Frink said. “We
1 p.m.; 5-7 p.m.
When I was a young 54, a woman I can fi nd it. I’m a Pez man from way
toothbrush gives them something all have a heart for hurting chil-
• Friday, Nov. 19, 11 a.m. to 1 p.m.
parked her car right in front of my back. I despair over the fact that Mad
• Saturday, Nov. 20, 11 a.m. to
of their own that they don’t have dren.”
Over the past few years, Frink
driveway thereby blocking me in. As Magazine is no longer published. And
1 p.m.
to share with dozens of other kids.
• Sunday, Nov. 21, noon to 2 p.m.
a pastor, I had to get to the hospital to you say I’m not young? Please. “Old” is
“Something we see as being said congregants at Stanfield
• Monday, Nov. 22, 11 a.m. to
Baptist
have
really
stepped
up.
see a parishioner and this large, empty like, 80. But then I just know it. When
so insignifi cant can really make a
1 p.m.
van was blocking my way out. But no, I’m 80, the 90 year olds will be the “old
diff erence for children that don’t Initially, she set a church goal
Contact: Barb or Paul Watten-
it wasn’t empty after all. There was an people.” And they’ll agree, saying I’m
have anything,” Frink said. “As of 400 in 2020. However, when
burger at paulandbarbw@gmail.
OCC
offi
cials
expressed
concern
infant sleeping in a car seat in the back, just a “kid” at 80 while they refer to each
humans, that’s the least we can
com, 541-567-8650 or 541-626-
that the global pandemic might
other as “girls.”
seemingly abandoned.
do.”
3159.
Just as I was about to call the police,
So here’s the dealy-bob: in our
Operation Christmas Child result in lower participation, she
Calvary Chapel of Pendleton
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Contact: Colleen Hewes at
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