PUZZLES Saturday, September 25, 2021 Easy Come, Easy Go by Paul Coulte Universal Crossword edited by David Steinberg ACROSS 1 Many AMA members 5 Night ___ (morning person’s opposite) 8 Shaving lotion brand whose name sounds apt 12 River to the Caspian 13 Desserts that may have nuts and shells 15 Tornado warning sound 16 Setting for a tiny gem? 18 Tuft on a bird’s head 19 Line of business? 20 Varsity team member, e.g. 22 NFL officials 24 Dish with seasoned rice 25 “Broad City” star Jacobson 28 The “I” in TGIF 30 Name that anagrams to “Dacron” 33 Campus figure with a list 34 Wreck 36 Terminate 37 Word before “gap” or “group” 38 Marriage 40 Soccer legend Hamm 41 Thingamajig 43 Fizzy drink 44 Authentic 45 What a spoiler may spoil 47 Aphid’s food 48 Ain’t equivalent? 49 Cosmetician Lauder 51 Beach bird 53 Deep-fried American Chinese appetizer 55 Boxing matches 59 Oscar winner Sophia 60 History of a dog variety? 63 Some are residential 64 Subtle glow 65 Big name in skin care 66 Require 67 Keep out 68 Sweat source DOWN 1 Gives a nickname to 2 Face-to-face exam 3 Baja resort, briefly 4 Smirk 5 Where to roast chestnuts, in a Christmas song 6 “The ___” (musical set in Oz) 7 Gymnastics gold medalist Suni 8 Sky route 9 Optician’s bonus offer? 10 Makeup at fashion school, say? 11 Poker buy-in 14 High-five sound 15 Junk 17 Sweetie 21 Behavioral quirk 23 Supports for drywall 25 “Haste makes waste,” e.g. 26 Launch into 27 What a musicologist who studies folk singer Joan “earns”? 29 Structures near barns 31 Japanese or Javanese 32 Gave out cards 35 Greet silently 38 Chinese soup dumplings 39 North Carolina headland of cinematic fame 42 Interpret incorrectly 44 Wearable candy 46 Come together 50 Idris of “The Harder They Fall” 52 Clear (of) 53 Enthusiasm 54 Reason for an R rating 56 Angel’s headwear 57 Russian leader until 1917 58 Eye annoyance 61 ___ elbows with 62 Big time? In-Flight Entertainment by Jake Halperin Universal Crossword edited by David Steinberg ACROSS 1 Fitting 4 Does’ counterparts 9 Square : rectangle :: circle : ___ 13 Songwriter Sammy 15 Tennis champ Simona 16 Country with many alpaca herds 17 Chamber music piece for three 19 1982 Disney sci-fi film 20 “This party rocks!” 21 German exclamation 23 Org. concerned with air bags? 24 Particle written with a superscript 25 More like a sauna 27 Admits one’s guilt 31 Voting coalition 32 “Nothing ___ matters” 33 Holler 34 Work in a cockpit 37 European mountain 38 Way underground? 40 Permit 41 Daring poker player 43 100% 44 Grps. that may hold bake sales 45 Asking too much? 46 Quit fretting 48 Remains cross 51 Gnaw at 52 Word after “fish” or “snake” 53 “Down in ___ Forest” (Christmas carol) 54 Coin in 20th- century Spain 57 The universe’s will, so to speak 59 On the winning side 62 Buffet carrier 63 Muslim wedding figures 64 ‘Do for Erykah Badu 65 Flowing garment 66 Like a ghost story 67 Really loud, in music DOWN 1 Ballet’s beginning 2 Word in a sequel title 3 1984 rockumentary film parody 4 Layup or jumper, in basketball 5 Soak up some sun 6 Chicken ___ king 7 Say indirectly 8 1987 sci-fi film parody 9 Reach a decision 10 Helicopter’s ascent, or what 3-, 8- , 25- or 29- Down could be considered? 11 Became apparent 12 Like some craters 14 Win-win 18 The “S” in trig’s SOHCA-HTOA 22 Opposite of “double” 25 1996 secret agent film parody 26 “Little old me?” 27 Coward’s predisposition 28 Fitzgerald who recorded over 200 albums 29 2000 horror film parody 30 Self-serve coffee container 35 Oolong and others 36 Amazon Handmade alternative 38 Slobbish 39 “Bravo,” in Barcelona 42 Tofurky protein 44 Book of Esther’s setting 47 Cake layer 48 A Cyclops has just one 49 Prom queen’s crown 50 Japanese cartoon genre 54 ___ as (pretend to be) 55 Sod 56 Status update words 58 A Cyclops has just one 60 Lyft driver’s need 61 “I wish I could unhear that!” East Oregonian B7 HOROSCOPES BY HOLIDAY MATHIS SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, 2021 Into the Mercury Retrograde Of all the retrogrades in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, the Mercury retrograde gets the most press. Perhaps it’s because there’s no press quite like an Earthling’s press, and no mess quite like Mercury’s. Fear not! This backward stint, which will go until Oct. 23, has the potential to fortify relationships. Stay hopeful and open! ARIES (March 21-April 19). As strong and grounded as you are, you can always use emotionally sturdy companionship. A trusted anchor allows you to express your passion without fear of taking it too far. TAURUS (April 20-May 20). You don’t expect to fail, but you’re still prepared for it. Preparedness is the way of the winner! It puts you in a position to help yourself and others, which gives you confidence no matter what happens. GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You never stop learning. For a curious problem solver like yourself, there is more school outside of school than there ever was inside. Today features a pop quiz you’re likely to ace. CANCER (June 22-July 22). The day is packed with encouragement, some of which feels like urgency rushing you along. Ultimately, it’s just the push you need to fulfill a dearly held value of yours. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Being very creative gives you an edge over many other talents, including physical strength and intellectual cleverness. You’ll come up with something new to surprise, disarm or humor people. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Take the time to set yourself up for success. Think ahead to the things that will require physical work, emotional labor or the use of willpower. What can you do ahead of time to make them much easier? LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Handling emotions well gives you power. The first step in managing emotions is to correctly identify them. It’s hard to identify smushed- down emotions. Do you have a safe place to meet with them? SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). Singing together, dancing, working and playing as a group -- these things build up your joy. Synchronize with the group and be buoyed by a sense of belonging. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). Like food, information can be nutritious or junky. You are drawn to what is emotionally and intellectually nourishing, which makes you picky about the media you consume. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). To recognize the terrible ideas of others is a gift that helps you steer clear of bad company and dead-end roads. To recognize your own terrible ideas is the talent of champions. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). It’s easier for you to give others your heart when you have a deep and abiding love for yourself. Need a little inspiration? You’ll find it modeled in the world today. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). No need to spin the story; it isn’t necessary for you to come off like a winner. It’s better that you’re known as a real person who, just like everyone, experiments to get it right. Those who never fail aren’t trying hard enough. TODAY’S BIRTHDAY (Sept. 26). To march to your own drum is harder than you thought it would be, as there’s a great deal of coordination that must take place with a person who is simultaneously laying down the groove and then marching to it. But it’s what you’ll do, and you’ll do it so well that a whole band forms around you in this year of exuberant music! Leo and Pisces adore you. Your lucky numbers are: 17, 12, 39, 3 and 22. Universal SUDOKU SOLUTIONS HOROSCOPES BY HOLIDAY MATHIS MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 2021 Partnerships in Retrograde Mercury’s retrograde in the sign of partnership begins with a drop of awareness about the nature of the arrangement. Most relationships are run by unspoken rules buzzing below the level of consciousness. It often takes a breach of those rules to be aware of them in the first place. So, welcome the breach. It’s where discovery begins. ARIES (March 21-April 19). You’ll put your head down and do the work. The motion gets you out of your own way. Soon it will seem as though the work is being done not by you, but through you. TAURUS (April 20-May 20). You may think you don’t have enough time to follow through with an action, when in fact time is not the issue at all. Procrastination is a fear issue, not a time issue. Just do it, then it’s quickly done. GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You’re punctual and courteous, with the insider’s knowledge that manners are always cool, and unreliability is among the most selfish and dubious character traits. Your actions set a standard others will adhere to. CANCER (June 22-July 22). Seek the dynamic of a mentorship, which will be good for all involved. The teachers will better understand the value of their own knowledge, and the student will evolve. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). The drive to achieve purrs inside you, and like a cat, it is hard for anyone to resist you in this calmly inclusive mood. You will cuddle up to the people and situations with potential to facilitate your aim. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Research will increase your options. The more options you have, the more powerful you will feel. The more powerful you feel, the better you can settle into the moment, which in turn increases your ability to make effective moves. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You take pleasure in being useful to others, and yet your value should not be entirely based in utility. Those who are only there for you when you are fulfilling a need are not true friends. Cherish the rarity of true friendship. SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). You have big, interesting plans that, when executed, will be filled with ordinary moments just like this one. It’s another good reason to keep training yourself to revel in the wonder of dailiness. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). Doing what you tell yourself to do is a matter of self-respect. However, it is unloving to require difficult or unrealistic action of yourself. Command yourself in small increments. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). Mutual gain is not only possible, it’s probable -- though the way won’t be obvious. Brainstorm from all angles. You push your collaborators to new levels of creativity. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). A group project will make everyone richer, though it’s important to note that riches come in many different forms, the least of which is money. Fire signs (Aries, Leo and Sagittarius) will be particularly lucky for you. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Yesterday is both gone and ever-present. Handle memories carefully. Just like it is in the movies, as you time travel in your mind, what you touch in the past will change destiny. TODAY’S BIRTHDAY (Sept. 27) The work you do takes a fascinating turn, though the real luxury of this solar return is in the wide array of characters you are involved with both virtually and in reality. Some are people you are excited to know. Others are eager to know you. When those qualities are in the same person, it’s heavenly! Sagittarius and Aquarius adore you. Your lucky numbers are: 5, 30, 1, 11 and 12. Universal SUDOKU SOLUTIONS