PUZZLES Thursday, August 26, 2021 Splittin Hairs by Malaika Handa Universal Crossword edited by David Steinberg ACROSS 1 Drains 5 Cultivate 9 Word after “punch” or “sloppy” 14 Land measure 15 “Live!” co-host Kelly 16 Bread at an Indian restaurant? 17 Soothing succulent 18 Way off 19 Covered with flakes, in a way 20 *Denim pants that don’t zip up (Hint: In each starred clue’s answer, note the first two + last two letters) 23 Caramel-filled candy 24 Ger.’s continent 25 De Armas of “Knives Out” 27 In the manner of 29 Emphatic affirmation 33 Clic Stic pen maker 34 *Part of the family with one’s dada and dadi 36 Plays charades 38 Couple’s possessive 39 Leafy option at Sweetgreen 40 *Tote 45 Dream location? 46 Cry from a jealous girlfriend, perhaps 47 Knee part: Abbr. 48 Surgery sites, briefly 49 “So pretty!” 50 Bar in an accessible bathroom 52 *2012 event that featured female athletes from Saudi Arabia, Qatar and Brunei 59 Some lines in circles 60 “Teen ___” (Meg Cabot novel) 61 Purplish berry 62 Chatting on the web 63 Seaweed enjoyed as a snack 64 Pulitzer-winning Kendrick Lamar album 28 Make amends 29 ___ mate (South American tea) 30 Devilish 31 Couch potato, e.g. DOWN 32 Ownership 1 Bygone Swedish papers car 35 The “O” of XO 2 RBG’s onetime 37 Doing some employer cuddling 3 It can give you a particular angle 41 Little Stevie 4 Handle efficiently Wonder, for one 5 Breakfast with oat 42 Texter’s “If you’re clusters asking me ...” 6 Improvised bit of 43 Material for fake jazz nails 7 Australian gem 44 Chic, informally 8 Needing 51 Apple tablets convincing, say 52 Dalai ___ 9 Creator of the Lorax 53 Norse god of 10 Do something wisdom dangerous 54 IX 11 Atop 55 Stench 12 MSNBC fodder 56 Chicago mayor 13 One may be Lightfoot under a doormat 57 Print on military- 21 “Frozen” inspired fashion, snowman briefly 22 Taunt 58 Participate in a 25 Embarrass cabaret 26 Specialized market 59 Lip of a glass 65 Like an unkempt dog 66 “The ___ Andre Show” 67 Laborious task Star-Crossed Lovers by Andrew McIntyre Universal Crossword edited by David Steinberg ACROSS 1 Dined 4 Bat wood 7 Shar ___ (wrinkly dog) 10 Kitchen meas. 13 Was a segue for 15 Liquor in a pina colada 16 Steamy, or dreamy 17 14-Down’s lover, in a medieval story 18 8-Down’s lover, in a Greek myth 20 Not tricked by 21 Hair goo 23 Pine (for) 24 Rodeo rope 26 Like a 2020 calendar, in two ways 27 Loses, as one’s coat 30 Gin’s partner 32 It doesn’t stand for “any time money” 34 Sharpens 35 Word between “no” and “luck” 36 To and ___ 37 Summer mo. with no federal holidays 38 This puzzle’s has a bonus if you read the letters where the lovers cross in order by column 40 Tit for ___ 41 “___: Vegas” (2021 TV reboot) 42 Kind of Japanese beef 43 Choose by a vote 45 “Jeopardy!” legend Jennings 46 Surrounded by 48 What erasers often leave, ironically 49 42-Down’s lover, in “Hunger Games” books 51 47-Down’s lover, in a 1920s novel 53 Tilted, to a Brit 54 City east of KC 55 Comfort 59 Soldier with a sword, say 61 Yosemite Falls’ range, informally 63 Latish lunch hour 64 Mermaid’s home 65 Person playing low notes 66 Takeoff guess at JFK 67 Common ID 68 Football gains: Abbr. 69 “It all makes sense now!” DOWN 1 High male voice 2 Gull’s relative 3 Rewrite, perhaps 4 Tiny colony member 5 Deer also called bucks 6 Perfectly frank 7 Gamer who was once a noob 8 Lover of 18-Across 9 Accuse, as an officeholder 10 Subsequently 11 One plays in “Toy Story 4” 12 Quart divisions, briefly 14 Lover of 17-Across 19 It may have a wide brim 22 25 27 28 29 31 33 38 39 42 43 44 47 50 52 56 57 58 59 60 62 Remaining details Animal that brays Rough home Kitchen pot filler that isn’t cooked Designed ___ Lock (computer key) Applesauce maker Ketchup ingredients “The Sopranos” network, once Lover of 49-Across Long dash lengths Sections of cakes Lover of 51-Across Bodily canal site Trojan War epic Cantata solo Pageant garment “Como ___?” Grief Did a marathon Letter with two curves East Oregonian A9 HOROSCOPES BY HOLIDAY MATHIS FRIDAY, AUGUST 27, 2021 Jupiter Nudge The fifth planet from the Sun is over two and a half times bigger than the rest of the planets combined. It follows that Jupiter is associated with expansion, exponential growth and massive fortunes. The current position of Mercury in vigilant Virgo to lucky Jupiter is a nudge to check on the soundness of our investments. ARIES (March 21-April 19). Because there is always more to learn, you’re seldom bored. The exception is the case in which circumstances disallow you to follow your curiosity. A restriction will lift -- hooray! TAURUS (April 20-May 20). You’ll find yourself in a fascinating position. The next 48 hours are marked by boldness and unpredictability. Because no one, not even you, is sure how this will go, all eyes are on you. GEMINI (May 21-June 21). If you martyr yourself in the name of friendship, you’ll only end up resenting your friend. The best reason to make a sacrifice is for how it defines you to yourself. CANCER (June 22-July 22). It’s hard to see the value of an opportunity on its face. You must proceed down the winding corridor in hopes it actually leads somewhere good. Even if you have to turn around and go back, at least your curiosity will be satisfied. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You’ve a keen instinct for when to get in and out of things. If you’re in it, it’s because you want to be. To stick with something because of the sunken costs would be a prideful mistake. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). It takes boldness and self-awareness, but if you dare ask for what you want, you’ll save yourself from countless hours of struggle and frustration. If they can’t do it, you’ll know quick. If they can... satisfaction! LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). In today’s endeavor, you cannot have both perfection and practicality. Pick one. Hint: happiness is choosing options existing within the realm of possibility. SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). There is a purpose behind your communication and behavior, though not everyone will understand it. Spell it out and get the support you need. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). Social scientists suggest most untrained people do not read emotional expressions as accurately as they think they can. It’s worth it for you to make special efforts to tune yourself into the feelings of others. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). When others around you don’t acknowledge the reality you are experiencing, question it. Maybe they are afraid. Maybe they are waiting for the leader. Say what’s on your mind; speak the truth you see. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). In the case of incompatible desires or mutually exclusive agendas, no amount of persuasion will alter the course. You know where you stand. What you encounter is not worth bending for. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Efforts are rewarded, though not always by their reciprocation. An attempt to connect will result in something positive, regardless of whether the connection actually takes place. TODAY’S BIRTHDAY (Aug. 27). Your craving for excitement will be satisfied repeatedly. You won’t have to go far to find a new world; there’s one behind every door you come to. At the turn of the year, you’ll devote yourself to a single purpose. Publicly declare your intentions to gain the focus, motivation and support necessary to make them real. Cancer and Aries adore you. Your lucky numbers are: 7, 5, 22, 18 and 12. Universal SUDOKU SOLUTIONS HOROSCOPES BY HOLIDAY MATHIS SATURDAY, AUGUST 28, 2021 Mercury Gets Existential The last full day of Mercury in Virgo will be a productive one in which orders are followed, requests fulfilled, goals met, expectations exceeded. At day’s end, there will be a brief sense of accomplishment followed by a lengthy bout of assessment as Mercury, in transition, asks, “Now that it’s done, what does it mean?” ARIES (March 21-April 19). If no one else is taking charge, assume the authority. Handle each issue as it comes to you and as quickly as possible. Delaying problems will only result in bigger problems. TAURUS (April 20-May 20). What is commonplace to you will be a novelty or even a wonder to someone from a different place. Sharing your culture will open your eyes, ears and taste buds to what’s great about it. GEMINI (May 21-June 21). The benefit to keeping communication short and to-the-point is both social and financial. You will be heard, understood and paid. People respect how you value time. CANCER (June 22-July 22). As good as you may feel about your ability to handle details, there will be simply too many of them to juggle and still feel calm and relaxed. The answer is a checklist or an assistant -- more likely, both. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). A project you thought was completed will need to be deconstructed and rebuilt differently. The willingness to go through the exercise is what sets the pros apart from the amateurs. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). You figure out how to get the most out of the least. These limitations do not limit your capacity for glamour and could in fact give birth to the best elements of your style. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Make a plan, and move through it quickly, leaving no room for doubt or overthinking. With elegant simplicity, you will hit your marks and move to the next level. SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). To open yourself to criticism makes you vulnerable while giving you an edge. Not all vulnerability is weakness, and not all criticism is negative. You’ll get just what you need to improve. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). Are you willing to go one step further? Everyone who completes the course will receive a certificate, though only those who go above and beyond the requirements will take home the prize. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). The day plays like a coin toss. You surrender your problem to the whims of fate, and when you catch back up with it, it’s either just how you left it or the opposite of that. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). Loosen your grip on the rules. Trying to make a thing flawless will prevent it from getting finished in time. You cannot go to the next step until you ship the thing. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Your water sign energy can steam, boil, flow or freeze, according to the emotional climate around you. Let the hand that guides the thermostat be your own. TODAY’S BIRTHDAY (Aug. 28). You’ve the heart of a teacher. When you share knowledge and skills, you’ll be paid in money and other ways more meaningful. Adventures launch in the spur of the moment, and events are oddly enhanced by the lack of planning. You’ll have fun with your image and make lifestyle upgrades to add ease to your day-to-day. Libra and Scorpio adore you. Your lucky numbers are: 10, 4, 44, 12 and 15. Universal SUDOKU SOLUTIONS