PUZZLES Thursday, May 13, 2021 My Bad! by Zachary David Levy Universal Crossword edited by David Steinberg ACROSS 1 Action movie features 8 Long recliners 15 ___ Falls 16 What covers a dome in construction? 17 Pharma salesperson 18 Wrap around 19 Brain division 20 Ticked off 21 Singer born Eithne Padraigin Ni Bhraonain 22 Speck 24 *Air current from an engine 27 Narrow bay 30 Post cereal inspired by a cookie 31 Oozy stuff 32 Dolphin’s detection process 33 What fills a tank ... or fuels a tank 36 Cold relief medication 38 Speaker of the House since 2019, and from 2007 to 2011 40 Be in debt 41 Pulsate 45 Crannies’ partners 46 Pink cat in “Garfield” 47 Bunches of hairs 48 *Yogi’s companion 52 A plastic bag is not one 53 Kuwaiti leader 54 Olympic code for Moscow’s country 55 Worship from ___ 58 Some seasoned sausages 60 Prime cut 63 Jeffrey Lebowski’s nickname 64 Really suffering 65 Facial features that could aptly be blue? 66 Gap between neurons DOWN 1 Finish 2 Christmas evergreen 3 *San Andreas, for one 4 Frozen pancake brand 5 Diet no-no, often 6 Their bark is silent 7 Gunk from 6-Down 8 Diminish in value 9 Cake associated with good health? 10 Rainbow, e.g. 11 Inactive people 12 Glistened 13 Simple course at school 14 Vapor that cooks vegetables 20 Catalan artist Joan 22 Ball club? 23 Playing softly 25 ___ Alamos 26 Apartment’s availability sign 28 CPR provider 29 Milan’s ___ alla Scalla 33 *Early ‘90s TV show featuring a Disney dog 34 Invite for 35 Spacek of “Tuck Everlasting” 37 Sodium ___ (salt) 39 Albano or Gehrig 42 Puzzles in which a ewe may mean “you” 43 Singles 44 “I’ll ___ monkey’s uncle!” 46 Rub the wrong way? 48 Defeats 49 Nebraska’s largest city 50 Lubricated 51 Wet, weather- wise 56 Kukla and Ollie’s friend, on old TV 57 Bit of aquarium gunk 59 Very, en Espanol 60 Bro’s counterpart 61 Business connections 62 Occasion to stay up until midnight: Abbr. Women’s Sports Venues by Gary Larson Universal Crossword edited by David Steinberg ACROSS 1 Storybook elephant 6 Striker’s bane 10 “___ the night before Christmas ...” 14 Like a yoga instructor 15 Old King of rhyme 16 Blog’s main page 17 “Girls Trip” actress who could aptly be a pool star? 19 Writer Bombeck 20 Put the kibosh on 21 Where to turn off 22 Sitcom star, say 24 Famous slapstick trio 26 Woes 27 “Night Court” actress who could aptly be a softball star? 32 Burn with hot water 35 Tear up 36 Tiny 37 Really, really 38 Musical practice piece 40 Tailor-made? 41 Video recorder, for short 42 Untidy one 43 Like Neptune’s atmosphere 44 “Cheers” actress who could aptly be a bowling star? 48 Back muscles, in gym slang 49 Doesn’t cook 53 Aquafina rival 56 Chest muscles, in gym slang 57 Org. that approves disinfectants 58 Zillions 59 “Lincoln” actress who could aptly be a soccer star? 62 Pest that may uproot a plant 63 What you used to be? 64 Academic journal edition 65 Recognizes 66 Fries or mashed potatoes 67 Rapunzel’s lock DOWN 1 Uncovers 2 Follower of “special” or “talent” 3 Huge celebration 4 Boxing legend Laila 5 Went back (on) 6 Deep divide 7 Garment that surrounds “cowboy hat” 8 Everyone 9 It encircles the waist 10 Belief in a god or gods 11 Promise, or part of a promise 12 Foam darts, perhaps 13 Marine animal with an elephant variety 18 Skating jump 23 Nickname that drops “imir” 25 Norway’s capital 26 Carded 28 Oranjestad’s Caribbean island 29 Must pay 30 What fills Time 31 Opposite of admit 32 Wallop 33 Indian tea 34 Spine-tingling video letters (RAMS anagram) 38 Snobs 39 Stocking stuffers? 40 Utters 42 Ollie’s partner in old comedy 43 Tones up 45 Adds to a schedule 46 Retired actress Sobieski 47 Like delicate fabric 50 ___’s Pieces 51 Top grade 52 Gets one’s feet wet? 53 Stops up, as a river 54 Succulent in a trendy juice 55 Flat fish 56 Responded in court 60 Yellowfin tuna 61 Syr. neighbor East Oregonian A13 HOROSCOPES BY HOLIDAY MATHIS FRIDAY, MAY 14, 2021 Neptune Draws Out Lunar Wisdom This lunar square to Neptune brings up a good point: A feeling can run through you, but it is not you. Identifying yourself as the feeling is as unempowering and absurd as identifying yourself as your lunch. “I am sad” is like saying “I am a turkey sandwich.” “There is sadness” or “I am processing sadness” would be more accurate. ARIES (March 21-April 19). You’ll discover that a belief you held was wrong or incomplete – oh, sweet liberation! This levels the mental ground where you’ll be building something sturdier and more beautiful to dwell inside. TAURUS (April 20-May 20). You’re divine, quite literally from heaven, assembled from the glitter of a distant exploded star. When you grant someone more warmth than they deserve today, it’s a nod to your heavenly origins. GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You keep your heart open and continue to take risks in love. Why? You believe there’s something wondrous at stake – and that love, whatever form it takes, is its own reward. CANCER (June 22-July 22). Do you get the feeling that self-fulfilling prophecies are not the exception but the rule? It’s true today, for sure, so dwell on what you want, not on what you fear. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). For you to be happy, no one else needs to change besides you. Your happiness will come with an internal adjustment, nothing too big, no giant leap, just a step into the sunshine. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). The interaction of opposing forces in your mind creates friction, hot moods and frustrating mental traffic jams. Alignment changes everything. Thoughts flowing in the same direction create momentous forward movement. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). The cause of stress is thinking, “This should be something other than what it is.” Stress relief is a matter of adjustment. Either you can control the circumstances better, or you can manage your expectations of it. SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). The work worth doing centers around your energy, perception and ability. Focus there, and so much else will naturally come together. Focusing elsewhere will be ineffective. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). As you look around, you’ll notice how very few people seem to possess the thing you want. Don’t let the numbers scare you! They don’t attain the thing because they don’t seek the thing. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). You’ll realize that a certain line of reason no longer holds water. Put a line through it and replace it with something new. Don’t know what yet? Just try anything then and see how it feels. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). The helpless, quite simply, aren’t. Don’t buy into lies that keep you working on someone else’s agenda. What about your plans? Get back to them. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Heavy topics and serious matters just don’t have appeal to you now, though you’re quite excited by novelty and the lighter side of life. This mood is perfect for building rapport with others. TODAY’S BIRTHDAY (May 14). The amount of love flowing through your world will grow exponentially. The outcome of a project will earn glowing reviews. It will feel wonderful to know how proud your people are of you, and you’ll get to find that out three significant times over the next solar journey. Broken things get fixed in August. Pisces and Scorpio adore you. Your lucky numbers are: 18, 4, 44, 20 and 38. Universal SUDOKU SOLUTIONS HOROSCOPES BY HOLIDAY MATHIS SATURDAY, MAY 15, 2021 Lunar Alignment to Mars Is the spider working toward the symmetry and grace of her artistic home, or is she simply focused on catching her next meal? Regardless of intention, both aims are simultaneously achieved. An alignment of Mars to the Cancer moon of homemaking suggests there’s much success to be found at the intersection of beauty and practicality. ARIES (March 21-April 19). Take a step back and remember why you wanted to do a thing in the first place. Much has happened since; your purpose has evolved to fit the circumstances. But that initial kernel of intention is still the heart of this venture. TAURUS (April 20-May 20). Confident in your abilities and choices, you’ll find it unnecessary to compare and contrast with what others are doing. The habit of minding your own business will benefit 20 different ways today. GEMINI (May 21-June 21). People will pick up on things that you’re dwelling on, which is why you’ll consciously steer yourself to dwell on the things that you’ll be happy for them to know about you. CANCER (June 22-July 22). Whether consciously or unconsciously, you keep placing yourself on the path of self-discovery. The respect and love you gather up is a natural byproduct you’ve earned along the way. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Egos are like those pot- bellied pigs sold as “miniature.” Actually, those pigs can grow to any size, according to their feeding. Attention is the food of the ego. A small ego is the result of a restricted-attention diet. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). As much as you try to live in the moment, something keeps pulling you back. These memories are worth investigating. They hold the key to unlocking a fuller experience of the present. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Amusingly, attractions and aversions can sometimes be obvious to everyone around except the person in the thick of the spell. In such a case, the value of honest friends becomes apparent. SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). Every face has a default position, a latent pose that reveals the median mood of a person. You can’t go wrong if by steering toward those with a pleasant resting face. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). You don’t have to like all the same things to like the person, but there’s magic in the common ground. Where your taste intersects with another person’s is not only a confluence of aesthetics; it’s a soul connection. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). The volume with which people comfortably express themselves can vary widely between individuals. It’s a thing to be aware of as you match and mirror your way into establishing trust and connection. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). When loved ones want your assistance, your response is automatic. Today’s situation warrants a contemplative pause. Consider that, sometimes, the very best way to help is by not helping. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Today’s plot is a swirl of complexity. Before you reward the hero of the day, just make sure this person didn’t actually cause the problem to begin with. TODAY’S BIRTHDAY (May 15). Instead of waiting for the work that fits your skills and talents, you quite brilliantly fit your skills and talents to the work at hand, thus multiplying all factors. And the skills, talents and opportunities aren’t the only things swelling because money and relationships also expand in this ever- burgeoning year of abundance. Libra and Cancer adore you. Your lucky numbers are: 7, 1, 33, 38 & 15. Universal SUDOKU SOLUTIONS