Saturday, June 1, 2019 VIEWPOINTS East Oregonian A5 Not-so-special counsel after all R obert Mueller certainly “The case is closed! Thank looks as if he could use you,” tweeted the president, who a rest. Give the man magically interpreted Mueller’s credit. There’s nothing more statement as saying that “there exhausting than trying to ana- was insufficient evidence and lyze the inner workings of Don- therefore, in our Country, a per- ald Trump’s mind. son is innocent.” The special counsel made a Try to imagine some other G ail brief farewell address, after two inhabitant of the White House C ollins years and a 448-page report. “If responding to an investiga- COMMENT tion into whether he had been we had had confidence that the engaged in a deeply illegal cov- president clearly did not com- mit a crime, we would have said er-up. Wouldn’t you be a little so,” he told America. suspicious if he referred to himself the That was the bottom line, a sort of way a defense lawyer might refer to a vague double negative that wouldn’t presumably guilty client? work in the first grade: Well, at least he didn’t say “Trump is “Bobby, did Sylvia pull the class bun- innocent!” Those third-person speeches ny’s tail while I was out of the room?” are getting a little weird. “Teacher, if I had had confidence that When Mueller issued his very long Sylvia clearly did not commit any infrac- report two months ago, the president tion of the bunny rules, I would have responded with triumphant cries of “No said so.” collusion” and a vow to turn his attention At that point, one would hope said to making the Republicans “the party of teacher would write a letter to Bobby’s health care!” You can see how well that’s mom, expressing concern that the kid been going. Trump hasn’t even been able might grow up to be a self-protective to make them the party of road repair. weenie. But he’s still ... here. And Mueller, If Mueller’s speech had been accom- for all his warning bells about a presi- panied by Real English subtitles, they’d dent who you can’t say didn’t commit have said something like: “Look, the guy a crime, isn’t planning to be any fur- ther help. He made it pretty clear that if obstructed justice, but you can’t charge he’s forced to testify before a congres- a president with a crime while he’s in sional committee, he’ll just point to his office. You’re gonna have to impeach mammoth report. Anybody who wants him first.” to drive home the obstruction of justice But there was no helpful translation. issue might have to find some other for- So you know what happened. mer special counsel to help out. The biggest message Mueller wanted to leave with the American public was a very loud howl about Russia’s attempts to undermine the American democratic system by hacking into the Clinton cam- paign computers and releasing private information that it stole there. And it succeeded. A foreign power helped to throw the election to the can- didate its leaders liked. It was exactly the sort of disaster the Founding Fathers would have pictured if their worst night- mares featured computers. They passed the Alien Sedition Act in 1798, noted historian H.W. Brands, “amid concern that French revolutionaries were trying to undermine the American Republic.” Brands said that kind of worry was also what prompted the founders to require that all presidents be born in the United States. And Donald Trump ful- fills that description to a T. The man may be a remorseless liar who has no interest whatsoever in any aspect of American democracy that doesn’t directly affect his own personal fortunes. But he’s from here. Think positive. Trump hates to hear warnings about Russia, since they do sort of suggest that he truly lost the election. (Even as it was, all the Russian oligarchs and intelligence chiefs in the world weren’t effective enough to win him the popular vote.) Kirstjen Nielsen, the recently axed homeland security secretary, ticked off our commander in chief when she started working on plans to guard against Russian interference in 2020. A senior administration official told Times reporters that Nielsen was warned it “wasn’t a great subject” to discuss in front of the president. Trump did his own research, of course, by simply asking Vladimir Putin. (“He said he didn’t meddle. ... I really believe that when he tells me that, he means it.”) Later, when 13 Russian nationals were indicted for interfering in the election, the president just moved on to arguing that even if it happened, it didn’t really matter. (“The results of the election were not impacted.”) But let’s get back to Mueller. What did you think about his address to the nation? A) That was about a 448-page report, right? Didn’t totally focus. I was busy ... buying condiments for the pantry. B) Thrilled to learn our president won’t be distracted by criminal charges while he’s in office. C) Can’t we do something about the “while in office” part? It’s been quite a ride. When Muel- ler became special counsel, a lot of us thought he’d wind up as a chapter in the history books of the future. Well, maybe at least an asterisk. ——— Gail Collins is an American journal- ist, op-ed columnist and author, most recognized for her work with the New York Times. It’s time for America’s dairymen to get paid H ats off to Beth Ford for program to assist farmers caught calling out President in the crossfire of the president’s Trump’s questionable endless trade war. Retaliatory tar- iffs are coming tit-for-tat with arithmetic. In a recent interview with China even as a still-unratified Bloomberg, Land O’Lakes Inc.’s trade pact with Mexico and Can- ada continues to languish before chief executive noted that while Congress. tariffs have cost America’s dair- l aurie ies around $2 billion, the men and America’s farmers and dairy- F isCher men are proud, hard-working women struggling to save their COMMENT people. Their mantra, from day farms only received about $250 one, has been, “Trade, Not Aid.” million in aid during the first They’d much prefer competing in round of government payouts last thriving open markets for their products year. “The math last time wasn’t terrific,” she than receiving government handouts. diplomatically understated. But it’s hard not to feel insult added to Ford’s observation comes as the Trump injury, when the U.S. Department of Trea- sury is reporting the nation is on pace to administration announced a $16 billion collect $72 billion in customs revenue this year. It’s an unpalatable thought to see the government lining its pockets with higher tariffs even as 3,000 dairy farms across the country folded last year alone. The farm economy in the Upper Mid- west “might generously be described as struggling to tread water,” the Federal Reserve Bank’s Ronald Wirtz recently told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. For an administration that has prom- ised to do great things for America’s farm- ers, it has yet to hold up its end of the bar- gain for dairy farmers. So far, the U.S. Department of Agriculture has offered little insight on how it will divvy up this new allocation for direct payments. Search to find your legislator’s con- tact information. Let them know the dairy industry has showed its patriotic loyalty but now it’s time for a solution and an end to the bleeding. The dairy industry is in the midst of a six-year downturn. With little hope of a quick resolution on the Chinese trade talks, the prospects for those hanging on to their herds grow dimmer by the day. If Trump can’t offer open trade, it’s time we demand fair aid to dairy farmers. ----- Laurie Fischer is CEO of the American Dairy Coalition, a farmer-led national lob- bying organization of modern dairy farmers. We focus on federal dairy policy. For more information, call 920-965-6070 or email info@americandairycoalitioninc.com. Joe Biden: Be proud of your crime bill J oe Biden has been attacked enced a 129-day stretch without by politicians on the left — homicides. Citywide, New York and now, thanks to Don- ended last year with just under ald Trump, on the right — for 300 murders, down 85% from the his role in shepherding the 1994 1,960 it suffered in 1993. crime bill through Congress. Put those numbers in a dif- ferent perspective: If the murder One of these attacks is simply rate in New York had persisted cynical. The other is dangerous. at its 1993 level over the next 25 For those whose memories of B ret s tephens years, 49,000 people would have early 1990s America are either COMMENT been killed. Instead, some 15,000 foggy or nonexistent, it’s worth were. That’s 34,000 New Yorkers recalling what life in much of spared. Nationwide, the equiva- urban America was like back lent figure exceeds 150,000. Those were then. A sample: the teenagers who did come home that “The death yesterday of a 41-year-old night, the mom or dad or sibling who armed security guard from Long Island wasn’t missed at dinner. It’s one of the was not an uncommon occurrence in most impressive social achievements of East New York,” The Times reported on the past 30 years. Dec. 20, 1993. “Indeed, it followed 13 What did the 1994 crime bill have to other killings in the 75th Precinct in the do with it? last nine days.” There’s a topic for a long debate. The “What was uncommon about the kill- ing,” the report continued, “was that it bill coincided with an economic boom, broke a 20-year record for homicides in a the cresting of the crack-cocaine wave single precinct, although with a footnote. and, according to one notorious theory, Maurice Matola, the victim, was by unof- the unintended benefit of legalized abor- ficial count the 124th person killed this tion eliminating thousands of would-be year in the 75th Precinct. … Last night, criminals before they had a chance to be a shooting on Georgia Avenue made born. Anthony Broadnax, 17, the 125th person But economic growth has no obvious killed.” correlation with crime (homicide rates Fast-forward more than two decades fell during both the Great Depression and to another story in The Times about the the Great Recession). Property crimes same neighborhood. “Once the ‘Killing have continued to fall despite the current Fields,’ East New York Has No Murders opioid epidemic. And the abortion theory in 2018,” ran an April 2018 headline, not- runs afoul of the questionable hypothe- ing that the neighborhood had experi- sis that unwanted pregnancies, if brought to term, are likelier to produce criminally disposed kids. What really changed after 1994 was that we hired more cops, incarcerated more offenders, and, most importantly, policed our streets a lot better. That year’s crime bill wasn’t the only reason those changes took place, or perhaps even the main one. What it did do, however, was move the country, with fractious but bipartisan support, in the right direction: of more policing and tougher enforce- ment and a powerful refusal to continue defining criminal deviancy down in the face of those who said we just had to take it. It was an act of moral clarity mar- ried to political possibility, which is what statesmanship is all about. The result is a vastly safer country. That Biden played a major role in it is something for him to trumpet, not apolo- gize for. Side effects? There have been a few. There may be a case that long prison terms cripple the lives and prospects of offenders, with disproportionate conse- quences for racial minorities. But locking up violent offenders (whose victims are also, disproportionately, racial minorities) creates a far greater margin of safety for those who don’t disobey the law. There are also plenty of stories of aggressive, abusive and sometimes trig- ger-happy policing. But there’s also mounting evidence that under-policing hits minority communities much harder than over-policing. Just look at Balti- more, city of discouraged cops, terrified residents — and a record-high homicide rate. As for the political criticism, Biden can shrug off Trump’s cheeky tweet that “African Americans will not be able to vote for you,” since it only reminds voters that Trump sees him as his most formida- ble rival. Besides, it was support from the Congressional Black Caucus that helped get the bill passed in the first place. But the former vice president would be smart to take on the barbs from the left, especially from people like Bill de Bla- sio. The progressive mayor could never have been elected to his current office (much less aspired to a higher one) had 25 years of ever-lower crime not made New Yorkers remarkably nonchalant about the need for safe streets. “Makin’ mock o’ uniforms that guard you while you sleep,” as Kipling wrote, is the pas- time of people who lack either the wit to recognize the source of their good for- tune or the decency to be grateful for it. Or, in de Blasio’s case, both. Meanwhile, violent crime in East New York seems to be rising again. Biden ought to pay a visit. He can say: We saved communities like this once before, by being tough and smart in the face of naysayers from both parties. He should add: On his watch, he’ll never risk losing them again. ——— Bret Stephens is a columnist for The New York Times.