Page 6B East Oregonian PEANUTS COFFEE BREAK Friday, June 8, 2018 DEAR ABBY BY CHARLES M . SCHULZ Woman looks for exit ramp out of one-way friendship FOR BETTER OR WORSE BY LYNN JOHNSTON B.C. BY JOHNNY HART PICKLES BY BRIAN CRANE Dear Abby: I have a friend who in years. Because of a multitude of brags nonstop about her boyfriend, health problems, she will soon have to enter a nursing home. She cur- her job, her new car, etc. She only rently lives in her own home with comes out of the woodwork every so her dog, “Skippy,” and is facing the often to text me things like, “Roy just problem of what to do with Skippy got a $13 raise at work!” I respond when she has to move. with wholehearted support and con- gratulations, then don’t hear from her Skippy has growled at people in Jeanne the past, including children, and has again until days later, when I receive another text saying something like, Phillips a brief biting history, which limits Advice Mom’s options and makes it impos- “My boss said I can work any hours I sible for her to bring the dog with want from now on!” her to a group nursing home. We’re I’m not sure why she sends me these messages. Could it be to make me jeal- unable to take Skippy on because we’re ous of her “fairytale” lifestyle, which I’m at our legal limit, according to the laws of not sure I believe she even truly lives? our municipality, and we know of no one We have no other meaningful conversa- we can place a dog with such issues with. tion or time together, and I am growing tired Any ideas? — Needs A Home For Nippy of texts that are solely meant to showcase her Skippy Dear Needs: Contact the dog rescue wins in life. I have tried to distance myself by responding less and less and not initiat- groups in your area. Perhaps they can locate ing conversations, but then she asks why a home for an older dog — I assume Skippy I’m “mad” at her. I feel like I am nothing is older — in a household where there are more than a wall she posts her accomplish- no children. It’s regrettable that your mother ments on. I have no desire to be “friends” didn’t socialize her pet when it was a puppy, with her anymore, but I’m not sure how to because it would have made it easier to keep get out of it. Thoughts? — Ex-Friend In Skippy with her. Dear Abby: I have noticed that your let- The East Dear Ex-Friend: Continue to respond to ter writers often assign a fictitious name to her texts less and less frequently. If she asks the person they are writing about. I wonder if you are mad at her, tell her you aren’t mad, why they do this. What is the purpose? — you are busy. If she wants more detail, tell John Doe In Tampa Dear John: I change all the names in the her you have noticed that she has shown no interest in what your life is like, and to you letters I print. I do this to prevent embarrass- ment for the letter writer as well as the per- that’s not friendship. Dear Abby: My mother is getting up son who’s being complained about. DAYS GONE BY BEETLE BAILEY GARFIELD BLONDIE BY MORT WALKER BY JIM DAVIS BY DEAN YOUNG AND STAN DRAKE 100 Years Ago From the East Oregonian June 8, 1918 Walter McFalls and Ray McFarron have been taken up by Sheriff T. D. Taylor on request of La Grande authorities. The men are being held charged with murder. The first named was taken up by the sheriff several days ago while the other was arrested by the sheriff last evening and taken to La Grande today. The men are supposed to have killed Wm. Moore at Perry, Union county, Novem- ber 26, 1917. Moore was an aged recluse and eccentric, supposed to have considerable money, and was murdered for his money. He was strangled. When last seen McFarron and McFalls were with the old man. 50 Years Ago From the East Oregonian June 8, 1968 Debra Ann Grant, nine-year-old daugh- ter of Mr. and Mrs. Clarence Grant, Mil- ton-Freewater, has been named queen of the 17th annual East-West All-Star football game here Aug. 14, with proceeds to go to the Shrine Hospital of Crippled Children in Portland. The 16 previous games have brought about contributions of more than $160,000 to the hospital, with A-2 and B all- star athletes competing in the night contest staged under the auspices of the Eastern Ore- gon Shrine Clubs in the Round-Up stadium in Pendleton. Between now and the day of the game Queen Debbie, who is a patient of the hospital, will make several personal appearances at parades, fairs and other pub- lic shows throughout Eastern Oregon. 25 Years Ago From the East Oregonian June 8, 1993 A Tournament of Roses Association offi- cial says Hermiston should be proud its school band will be marching in Pasadena next New Year’s Day. Hermiston was chosen to represent a five-state area after a careful selection process, Michael Ward, the event’s vice president, said Monday in Hermiston. “We have bands that come out and try to be picked for years. You have no idea the job (band director) Mark Lane has done to get Hermiston there,” Ward said. “He’s well known in the industry for putting together a sharp marching unit.” The parade typically has about 22 bands, with 16 of them invited from high schools representing different areas of the U.S. or foreign countries. THIS DAY IN HISTORY DILBERT THE WIZARD OF ID LUANN ZITS BY SCOTT ADAMS BY BRANT PARKER AND JOHNNY HART BY GREG EVANS BY JERRY SCOTT AND JIM BORGMAN On June 8, 1968, author- ities announced the capture in London of James Earl Ray, the suspected assas- sin of civil rights leader Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. In A.D. 632, the prophet Muhammad died in Medina. In 1845, Andrew Jack- son, seventh president of the United States, died in Nash- ville, Tennessee. In 1917, during World War I, Maj. Gen. John J. Pershing, commander of the American Expeditionary Force, arrived in Liverpool, England, while en route to France; also, the 1st Expe- ditionary Division (later the 1st Infantry Division) was organized at Fort Jay in New York. In 1920, the Republi- can National Convention opened in Chicago; its del- egates ended up nominat- ing Warren G. Harding for president. In 1948, the “Texaco Star Theater” made its debut on NBC-TV with Milton Berle guest-hosting the first program. (Berle was later named the show’s perma- nent host.) In 1953, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled unanimously that restaurants in the Dis- trict of Columbia could not refuse to serve blacks. Eight tornadoes struck Michigan’s Lower Peninsula, killing 126 people. In 1967, during the six- day Middle East war, 34 American servicemen were killed when Israel attacked the USS Liberty, a Navy intelligence-gathering ship in the Mediterranean Sea. (Israel later said the Liberty had been mistaken for an Egyptian vessel.) In 1978, a jury in Clark County, Nevada, ruled the so-called “Mormon will,” purportedly written by the late billionaire Howard Hughes, was a forgery. In 1998, the National Rifle Association elected actor Charlton Heston to be its president. Today’s Birthdays: Actor-comedian Jerry Stiller is 91. Actress Millicent Mar- tin is 84. Actor James Dar- ren is 82. Singer Nancy Sinatra is 78. Singer Chuck Negron is 76. Musician Boz Scaggs is 74. Actor-di- rector Keenen Ivory Way- ans is 60. Musician Nick Rhodes (Duran Duran) is 56. Former U.S. Rep. Gabri- elle Giffords, D-Ariz., is 48. Actor Mark Feuerstein is 47. Contemporary Christian musician Mike Scheuchzer (MercyMe) is 43. TV per- sonality-actress Maria Menounos is 40. Country singer-songwriter Sturgill Simpson is 40. Tennis player Jelena Ostapenko is 21. Thought for Today: “It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor.” — Seneca the Younger, Roman statesman (circa 5 B.C.-A.D. 65). PHOEBE AND HER UNICORN BY DANA SIMPSON BIG NATE BY LINCOLN PEIRCE