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DEAR ABBY
Foolishness is not limited to a single calendar day
Dear Readers: Once again,
that be good for the dogs? What
I can’t let April Fools’ Day pass
should I do? — Overwhelmed
without printing a few of the
In Kansas City
more “interesting” letters that
Dear Overwhelmed: Keep
have crossed my desk during the
your romances and those of
past year:
your pooch separate unless
Dear Abby: I own a cham-
you’re willing to risk your love
pion Airedale terrier I have been
life going to the dogs.
trying to breed for more than
Dear Abby: I wanted to
Jeanne
a year. Finding her the right Phillips show my elderly co-worker
match has proven difficult. But
some photos I had taken of the
Advice
recently, we found a perfect
countryside. Without thinking,
match. Their genetics are
I handed her my phone so she
superb, and they seem to like each other. could browse through them while I
The male’s owner and I took the went to get coffee. When I returned,
two dogs on a dog run last month and, my phone was on my desk and she was
except for a bit of mud, it was a perfect nowhere to be found.
afternoon. There have been other after-
Only then did I realize she must
noons and evenings.
have seen the many nude pictures of me
The problem is the male’s owner. She and my husband. (We like to send each
will only allow her dog to breed mine if other naughty selfies.) What’s more, the
she and I also “breed.” She claims it is photos are clown-themed — rainbow
the only true way to know if our canines wigs, red noses, makeup, etc.
are a perfect match.
My co-worker has never said
I’m not a prude, but since my anything, but now I sense she’s avoiding
divorce, I haven’t dated much. The me. Should I pull her aside and see if she
woman is attractive, and I’m lonely, but wants to talk about anything? Pretend it
her proposition felt odd to me. And if never happened? Casually mention “the
the breeding is a regular thing, would circus” and see if she gives a reaction?
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captured British sailors and
marines pointing to a spot
on a map of the Persian
Gulf where they were
seized and saying it was in
Iranian territorial waters;
Britain’s Foreign Office
immediately denounced the
video. At age 18 years and
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88. Actor Don Hastings
is 83. Baseball Hall of
Famer Phil Niekro is 78.
Actress Ali MacGraw is
78.
Rhythm-and-blues
singer Rudolph Isley is 78.
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Staub is 73. Reggae singer
Jimmy Cliff is 69. Supreme
Court Justice Samuel Alito
is 67. Rock musician Billy
Currie (Ultravox) is 67.
Actress Annette O’Toole
is 65. Movie director Barry
Sonnenfeld is 64. Singer
Susan Boyle is 56. Actor
Jose Zuniga is 55. Country
singer Woody Lee is 49.
Actress Jessica Collins is
46. Rapper-actor Method
Man is 46. Movie directors
Albert and Allen Hughes
are 45. Political commen-
tator Rachel Maddow is 44.
Tennis player Magdalena
Maleeva is 42. Actor David
Oyelowo is 41. Actor JJ
Field is 39. Singer Bijou
Phillips is 37. Actor Sam
Huntington is 35. Come-
dian-actor Taran Killam is
35. Actor Matt Lanter is 34.
Actor Josh Zuckerman is
32. Country singer Hillary
Scott (Lady Antebellum) is
31. Actor Asa Butterfield is
20.
Thought for Today:
“Ninety-eight percent of all
statistics are made up.” —
Author unknown.
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Today is the 91st day of
2017. There are 274 days
left in the year. This is April
Fool’s Day.
Today’s Highlight in
History:
On April 1, 1917,
Scott Joplin, “The King of
Ragtime Writers,” died at
a New York City hospital.
Joplin, the composer of
“Maple Leaf Rag,” “The
Entertainer,” “The Easy
Winners,”
“Heliotrope
Bouquet” and “Solace,”
among
other
ragtime
pieces, was believed to
have been 49 years old at
the time of his death.
On this date:
In 1789, the U.S. House
of Representatives held its
first full meeting in New
York; Frederick Muhlen-
berg of Pennsylvania was
elected the first House
speaker.
In 1924, Adolf Hitler
was sentenced to five years
in prison for his role in the
Beer Hall Putsch in Munich.
(Hitler was released in
Dec. 1924; during his time
behind bars, he wrote his
autobiographical screed,
“Mein Kampf.”)
In 1933, Nazi Germany
staged a daylong national
boycott of Jewish-owned
businesses.
In 1945, American
forces
launched
the
amphibious invasion of
Okinawa during World War
II. (U.S. forces succeeded
in capturing the Japanese
island on June 22.)
In 1947, Greece’s King
George II died.
In 1954, the United
States Air Force Academy
was established by Pres-
ident Dwight D. Eisen-
hower.
In 1962, the Katherine
Anne Porter novel “Ship
of Fools,” an allegory
about the rise of Nazism in
Germany, was published by
Little, Brown & Co.
In 1972, the first Major
League Baseball players’
strike began; it lasted 12
days.
In 1977, the U.S. Senate
followed the example of
the House of Representa-
tives by adopting, 86-9,
a stringent code of ethics
requiring full financial
disclosure and limits on
outside income.
In 1984, recording star
Marvin Gaye was shot to
death by his father, Marvin
Gay Sr., in Los Angeles,
the day before his 45th
birthday. (The elder Gay
pleaded guilty to voluntary
manslaughter, and received
probation.)
In 1987, in his first
speech on the AIDS
epidemic, President Ronald
Reagan told the Philadel-
phia College of Physicians,
“We’ve declared AIDS
public health enemy no. 1.”
In 1992, the National
Hockey League Players’
Association went on its
first-ever strike, which
lasted 10 days.
In 2007: Iran’s state
television aired new video
showing two of the 15
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— Naughty In New Mexico
Dear Naughty: The less said
the better. This mess was caused by
your “greatest show on earth” of bad
judgment. You have only your selfie
to blame for the uncomfortable silence
happening in your office.
Dear Abby: Would sex with a robot
be considered infidelity? — Wondering
In Westworld
Dear Wondering: It’s not infidelity
unless the robot belongs to somebody
else — or you do.
Dear Abby: I love my girlfriend so
much. I’m trying to think of a unique
romantic gesture to show her what she
means to me.
Would it be acceptable to have
a carnivorous plant delivered to her
office? Although I’ve considered tradi-
tional ones, I think the carrion flower
is my pick. It’s huge, pink and smells
like rotting flesh. I think it’s the perfect
way to express my love. What do you
think? — Offbeat In St. Pete
Dear Offbeat: I think your idea
stinks worse than the flower. Happy
April Fools’ Day to you and to all my
readers! — Love, Abby
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