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DATI.Y EAST OEEGONTAN. PENDLETON' OREGON. MONDAY EVENING, AUGUST 21, 1922.
GREENWICH VILLAGE ENTRANCES
FAMOUS ENGLISH INVESTIGATOR
By CLAIIA WOLD
International .News Service Staff
Correspondent.
T1NPOV. Ag. 21. The short-
hoiine between lvy-f overed brick
wall. It seemed to express a con
I traillelion of spirit In the one who
! had arranged the room. . On all tho
walls hung amazing naintlnxs and
ntatured English woman BcittlnK op- drawings by her Bon, P. It. Nevlnson,
poslte me solemnly poured a irreat tne modernist artist paintings of
si ream of milk Into a cup or erj HnBer )0w(r showing aeroplanes of
Hrong tea and
most Interesting
family was In the hospital suffering
from poisoning except a four-year-old
child that had been dragged In
from the street.
"The second cafe, I heard was In
the Domestic Kfclations Court and
was that of a man whose wife com
plained that he drank so much that
It was Impossible to live with lilm
even for one day. Jn 'dry America.'
The Judge forced the man to sign
;tlie pledge against drinking before J
I he allowed him to go home to his
jwife, whom he did not wish to
leave.
OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE
remarked: I he ho war. machine guns In action.
place I found in workers in munttlo.iH factories and
The walls
New York sky-scrapers.
were filled with these.
The room was filled with charming
old English chairs, covered with an
tique English tapestries, smugly .lean
ing back under old-fashioned tidies.
A man's overcoat hung on u chair
waiting for a button to be sewed
back on It "true bodge of feminine i
America was Greenwich Village."
I looked at her sharply to discover
if she were laughing. After all, Am
crlcanR are not accustomed to hear
ing dignified Judges speak so kindly
of Tho Village. And here was an
elderly woman, Mrs. H. W. Nevln
son, first woman Justice of the peace
In England, returned from a trip to
America to Investigate Inferior crimes
efcpeclally domestic ones giving
oil" Village x good reputation.
"The most serious thinkers I met
In New York lived in Greenwich Vil
lage," she continued, "and apparently
the most happy and well-regulated
.families also. I stayed there myself
much of the tlmo."
Contradictory Atmosphere,
There was an amusingly contra
dictory atmosphere about the long,
nnrrnw rnnm Inn klne- onto the Eng-lln New York was In the
llsh garden that ran back from the courts an 'Illicit still case.
Hord With noitetitttn
"After many more cases of the
same kind J was so bored with the
repetition that I went to aa higher-
courts case. The case on the docket
was an Illicit still a still discovered
on the top floor of a large hotel.
The hotel manager, the waiter, the
cooks, the hotel gue.sts, the chamber
maids In short, everyone who had
feudalism," my companion luushlw- ,volve( ln the f.asf, Te j,K,Ki r re-
Ll"3t(SM To THIS OtveT, MRS. Tf9oe;
Ia)hat uetee. last hjor&s
3eFoRs He Posset) aijak X" '
"F-4rHR HVD NO -AST KOrTDj;
MOTHCER WA IvlTH H'M TO TH- CAST."
Disliked Prohibition.
"The one thing I didn't like abontj
your America was prohibition1;" Mrs.
Nevlnson continued, "I don't believe
In Interfering with individual free
dom ln that way. And, besides, you
haven't done anything, so for n I
can sec, but pass a law that no on
keeps. The first case I heard tried
inferior
All the
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1 NEW DRESSMAKER HKH ER1 -TME
V SAY WHEN SHE SEES I g. i?j UgB
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SOME JOKERS AT THE FEED STOGE ALMOST
ftHJIrtEP MAPS HAL OTEY WALKERS HAND :
PAINTED THE NEW
DRESS MAKEW GAVE HIM. "
On a record of cour
teous, efficient and con
structive bank service,
which dates back for
Thirty-three years, this
bank solicits the busi
ness of ranchers, farm
ers, business-firms and
individuals.
Directors
AV. It, Thomson
F. K. Jmld
I, It. Mi-Cook
U C. Scliurpf
K I j. Mniiii
J. II. Haley
TtlON, TllOIUPHOII
II. V. Oillins .
F. H. OiH
The American National Bank
Pendleton, Oregon.
J3 Ymr3 Of Continuous Banking.
Overstuffed
Sets
SEPARATE CHAIRS AND
ROCKERS.
Prices which heretofore have never
been seen in Pendleton. Let us show
you.
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Phone 548
Ton Old Fsrntlar Talua EzcJianm ma rut PajraMt K
luMn Aftmt hi rdlBo for McOoOl Klirbra CiMiMt
call, was so bored that he chewed
and slept through most of the testi
mony." I tried to push the discusolon of
women ln America, but Airs. Nevln
son , refused to make any general
comments.
"IVkoow about our own women,
nut in America you have so many
kinds very active and modern ones
in .New York; who are not bound
by the old customs and antiquated
ideas, ad strangely reactionary, seri
ously rolitfious ones around old Ros
ton, and still another kind in Washington.
"J can t talk about them all, there i
are so many. At least, you never
I had the kind of militant suffragists I
I In America that we had hi re In j
j-.MKiuuu. rtiiu tin me ihi ((iijurei
of the Womim'i Freedom l.e:itf :i. of
which ilrs. Nevin..oii i.. ,i i ... r,
with llrs. I'ankhur.st and l r r,.,t, w
ors, sprang forward.
"I'm not with most of the f(mi
nlhts who are trying to put through
silly laws either."
"Ho you think, then,' that getting
suffrage for women in England was
worth while?" I asked.
"Certainly it was. It was only a
fortnight after we won suffrage that
the paternal maintenance' of illegl-l
tlmate children was doubled. It was
only a few months alter suffrage
came that women sat on the bench
in England", and the Lord Chancellor,
who hud been most unjust to women
previously, eissed the opportunity to
state that the rights of women are
as important as those of men.
All politicians in England agree
with him now that women have
votes. We have changed many un
just laws, und we will change more. '
At this point my friend, Jlrsfl Pat
rick II. Hepburn, better known in
England and America as the Austra
lian poet, Ann Wickham. interrupted
to ask Airs. Nevlnson if she intends
to stand for Parliament in the next
elections.
"1 have been urged to stand by
many of my friends," answered this
feminist, "but I don't think 'polities
Is ever clean and decent. No,
don't want to stand."
Urtt," said Anna Wickham, "that
is why you should stand, ami any
way I think you should stand, be
cause my husband says you are the
only woman who ever made him
laugh Willi ironical remarks. He in
sists that you are the only English
woman with a sense of humor."
"Politics l.s HlncU."
Surely it is not a little thing to
have Patrick II. Hepburn, the great
est living authority on the .plant Sat
urn, call you the only womkn humor
ist of his country; but Mrs. Nevlnson
only smiled and Insisted that "poll
tics Is black," and "no nolltlcal lend
er can remain both honest and suc
cessful." Hhc suddenly changed the subject
by showing us a patchwork cushion
mi.: mane a year ago. when she was
III. liemnants of a good old-fashioned
age, I thought. Hut she told
us with great satisfaction that her
son, C. R. Nevlnson, the modernist,
greatly admires the pollow and con
siders It a remarkable expression of
modernism. And sot It Is.
'Am we rose to go rhc mentioned
the Itnssell divorce cnie that Is oc
cupying tho niimlH of all London.
"Think of the cleverness of that
little woman." she chuckled. "They
say that His Honor, Hlr John Simon,
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NEW YORK. Aug 21. (I. P.) j easy since he loft the decisions
Gene Harazen .the twenty-one yearna: ry wtu ... ..
old American open golf champion, is i re: dy to get back in the ring-.
.) nif Mtmks and he knows; iHbbons. wants another crack
to
is
counsel for Mr. Russell, is turning
white haired through his effort to
compete with her."
She fairly gurgled with the thought
of one of her own sex thus con
founding the male dignity of the
courts, and so, too, did we.
OFFICE CAT
Conference Called
On Oil At Sea
AVASn-'INOTOX, Aug. 2V. (L P.)
An international conference of the
principal maritime nations of the
world will convent here this winter, nt !
the invitation of the United .Stutew, to i
conHiilKT measures to' be taken to rid!
the 'world seacoastH C the menace toi
fiwheries, property ami migratory
hlrdu in the increasing pollution of
coaatul watera by oil ejected from
sleaniHhlps.
President Harding, acting" in compli
ance with legislation enacted recently
by Congress, has authorized Secretary
of Ktate Hughes to Issue invitations to
i lie inimi iiiwr, uuu in nitfi in itu u-
mental committee representing the j
Departments of State, War, Navy,
Commerce, Interior, and Agriculture
and the shipping JJoard is at work de
termining which nations will be in
vited and formulating agents for the
conference.
BV JUNI1US-?
it.
He is a cocUey youngster with all
the confidence, the emnsiam aim
energy that an American youth car
ries into sports.
There is nothing of the enlarged
cranium apparent in ma bjj.,,
actions, however. What symptoms
he shows of liking his own game are
not inordinate. Tney are uut mo
tendencies of a winning temperment
that make him the champion that he
is. :
Recently one of the clubs around
New York offered Sarazen $500 for
an exhibition match and gave him
the privilege of selecting his oppo
nent, He surprised tha club officials by
asking them to get Jim Karnes for
his opponent. .
Joe KIrkwood, the Australian trick
shot artist, was kidding the young
champion about it.
"Kinda pick 'em big, don't you
Gene?" he asked. '
"Well, it'd be better to be knocked
off by Harnes than some little bird,
wouldn't it?" Sarazen replied.
In Walter Hagen, the American
winner of the H'ritish open champion
ship, and Rarazen the United States
has two real champions who are a
credit to themselves, to the game
and to the nation.
Both stepped into fame gcaciousiy
and vboth minimized their success
with, the statements that they had
all the good breaks and their oppon
ents went down through hard luck.
Speaking of bobbed hair for men.
we have decided that it is a fashion
as old as the eternal hills. If me
mory serves, Delilah first suggested
it and evtn went so far as to save
Samson the price of a haircut.
! The, young lady next door says her
j father always strains home brew
and If he finds splinters, lie knows
there's wood alcohol ln it.
The truly righteous man goes to
sleep In church' rather than let his
mind wander.
Wa
One of the big differences between ff
man and a woman Is that a man .J
can't shop without buying something. A
1 A Free Thinker, Mlllicent,
I man who isn't married. . .
is a
Representative T. V. Appleby, New
Jersey, In whose state are some of
the finest bathing beaches on the At
lantic Coast, notably that nt Atlantic
City, is the father of the conference.
He introduced and secured passage
by Congress of a bill authorizing Pres
ident Harding to call it. -
It Is intended that the !-., It of the
conference will be an international
agreement whereby each nation will
pledge itself to see that masters of
ships flying its flag will exercise every
precaution in the ejection of oil from
their ships and In no case will eject It
where It will drift sliorewards. Tle-
camie no nation has Jurisdiction on the i An electric power plant to supply
high sens beyond the three mile limit, j light for the Oregon caves in Joseph
an aereement is the sole manner injlne county will be planned by P. H.
which the object can he attained, do-j Datcr, district engineer of the federal
mesne legislation being inoperative. forest service.
While the preponderonce of evi
dence Hhows youth ft be coming in
to supremacy in all sports, some old
fellow Is always stepping up to take
a sock at the old theory.
"Red" Russell, the old White Sox
pitcher, who hail been cut out of the
record books, is back again doing big
things in the Pittsburgh outfield. He
is batting fiercely, hitting plenty of
home runs and fielding fine.
When the pressure becomes great
enough, John McGraw may call upon
Amos Rusie to do a little pitching
for the Giants. Amos keeps' stowa
ways from getting into the grounds
at night and he might be nble to
keep a game from getting out of tho
park.
at
ti e light heavyweight crown which,
Greb is weoring and he is willing to
take on a stiff bout to prove chat
he is entitled to a return engage
ment. '
Gene Tunney formers champion,
and Gibbons have both challenged
Greb throught the New York state
boxing commission and" Gibbons sug
gests that he and Tunhcy meet to
decide the challenger.
Very fair proposition and the com
mission Is in favor of it? ' '
WHY RUSSIAN FACTORY
COST ARE SO HIGH
If you like to be one of the dls.
eoverers of champions, just tell the
boys to keep their eyes on Emil
I.ieffler, the young Pittsburgh hold
er of the Pennsplvania state open
golf championship. Tis said he Is
MOSCOW, Aug. 21. (A. p.) Pro
duction charges in many Russian fac
tories have become so high that the
Soviet government would now find it
cheaper to import certain manufac
tured' articles than to make them at
home.
For example, it Is said that harvest
er machines can be purchased and
transported from Germany, or even
from America, to Russia or much
less than the cost of producing them,
in the plant of the International Hark '
vester company, near Moscow,
This Anieriran factory, one of the
few industries In Russia that was not
nationalized by the Bolshevikl, Is one
of the most. efficient In the country,
but. Its production costs per machine
manufactured are almost twice those
of the German and American plants ef
the company.. Tl.is is chiefly due to
the high prices of raw material, but
the unusual Russian labor laws also
are an important factor. '
For example, a workman whosi
wife is expecting a child Is paid 25
per cent additional salary for nine
months, and In the month when the
child is born receives still another full
month's pay. If the workman is sup
porting a sister or a mother or any
other woman In an interesting condi
tion, the same rule applies, while a
feminine "employe receives even more
liberal treatment, amounting to seven
full months extra pay.' j
The average daily pay of a Russian
workman is about 1 exclusive of ex
tras, but is has been estimated that
five Russ'ans, who work under less ef
ficient conditions than in America, no
matter what their individual ability,
produce only ns much as two Ameri
cans working in the United States
with more improved machinery.'
"Wheat Growing After Fallow In
Eastern Oregon" is the name of a
new bulletin by I). E. Stephens, su
perintendent of the Moro branch ex
nerlment station, and O. R. Tlyslop,
going largo in th0 coming amateur I chief of farm crops at O. A. C. It
fracas. gives methods and results of the
I most profitable practices so far de-
Tommy Gibbons, St. Paul light i veloped. Copies free ta citizens of
heavyweight who has been taking itj Oregon. -
'fc- '''A'm'm'm' ' j
argains
It Isn't bo -much the unemploy
ment of the idle, as the idleness of
the employed.
Ike See any change in me?
Mik e N o wji y ?
Ike I just swallowed a dime.
DOINGS OF THE DUFFS
DANNY DECLARES HIMSELF.
By Allman
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'3 IN. WINONA WAGON $142.00
3'4 IN. WINONA WAGON $157.50
3'2 IN. WINONA WAGON . . . .- $170.00
18 OR 20 HOE SUPERIOR GRAIN
DRILLS $150.00
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