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DAILY EAST OREGONIAN, PENDLETON, OREGON, TUESDAY EVENING, JULY 11, 1922.
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'Toor Jim hu btrn gent to a lunatic
ylum," remarkKl a barber.
Virtim (In chair) Who'i Jim?
"Jlra Is my twin brother, sir. fame
work aa me. Jim has lonr been brood
In' over llm hard tlniei, an' I suppose
he Anally got crazy?"
"Whata' the reason?"
"lrleea too low. Tnlesa a customer
taltea a shampoo It doesn't pay to shave
or haircut. I'oor Jim. I caught him
trying to cut a customer's throat be
causo he refused a shampoo, so I had
to have the poor fellow locked up.
Makes me sad. Sometimes I feel sorry
I didn't let him slash all he wanted to.
It might have saved his rea:on. Sham
poo, air?"
Yea."
Knols throw kisses, but wise men
deliver them In person.
r.tsh In Advance.
An Illinois Senator was condemning
certain questionable war claims.
"Thrse war claimants." he said, "re
mind me of Mrs. llnarles.
"Mrs. QuarUM visited the Pen-don
Bureau and said she would like to
havo n pension.
"'On what grounds, madam.' they
asked her. Mo you base your claim?'
'"My husband and I,' she amwered,
'fought all Ihroush Ihe war.'"
In a law case the other day a laciy
was lieiii'4 preyed to slale her a5
and all eiTortn of counsel failed ! get
a satisfactory reply.
"Why don't you answer Hi question
madam?" Interposed the j'uho.
member lh.it the lonser you liiMiiain
the older yu will he."
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li is useless to try to tell how to draw ' Jackie" for it la just a)
rlain as l hp nose nn vour face By this little system you should be
bit to draw Jackie just as good as the artist that made this picture
Acre jon a lirirjit boy at school?" uncle and told him that lack of cash
was turnup my httir gray, and ne sent,
me two bottles of hair dye!"
"Very," replied Ihe fanuns sti'tc
man. "I was not very strong for text
books, but I was a wonder ai tliiulv
mg up evusi s for nut hcin: a!!.' to
a'iswer some of tho cn'Mic::.-; put to
me."
Ciripjr- -'rhe idc.i of your lettinc
your wif - .o aro.mtl saying she made
a man of you : You don't hear my wife
savin'; that.
'Why fo sal, licr'.ie'.'" Ilriipf- X"; but I heard her telling
".Ni'if to make me. I wrote to my my wife that she did her be.-d.
Life and Death.
A minister who guarded his morn
ing study hour very carefully told the
new maid that In no circumstances
w ere callers to be admitted except, of
course, he added, in case of life and
death.
Half an hour later the maid knocked
at the door.
"A genihnian to see you, sir."
"Why, I thought I told you
"Y'es, I told him," she replied, "but
he says it's a question of life and
death."
So he went downstairs and found
an Insurance agent
"Is It here where a reward Is being
offered for a lost dog?" -
"Y'es, I'm offering ten dollara. Hare
you any news of my terrier?"
"No, not yet. But as I was Just go
lug in search of It, I have come to ask
if you will give me a little on aocount"
SQUIRE EDGEGATE-Thcse Opposite Complaints Meet and (Course Each of Them Ts Right!
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