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SOME ONE MUST HAVE RAPPED BEN'S CONK WHEN HE WAS YOUNG !
BY HARRY DALLY
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JAdf-ttyi-TTeO, AND
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' ' DmY EAST ORECONIAN, PENDLETON, OREGON, V : ?, WEDNESDAY EVENING, JUKE 14. 1922: , - '
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SQUIRE ED6EGATE The Constable Took a Short Cut and Captured Him In a Trench!
BY LOUIS RICHARD
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DRAVT FOR our 'kiddirsI PAST and PRESENT
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NWVyil CAN' DRAW THFWKr awi'
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HC WAS tOINS i ii-SW
30ME IF HC Wf NT M'JJ J f
TO A BAKN OANCE NiA ?
ONCE A MONTH J I VjP
AND WV( Hl.1i S '
ftOLLS THE,, T VJ
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p!iir n.hku .k,... . ... rr
ll ii vp .... .-T V L "w m drawing the "Wise Owr nd
fill Mlfriunp.
Dlpix1td Wife You won t Rive
th moony for that beautiful fur
oat I cook and bak for you, and
what do I net? Nothing!
tttr Hunbaurt You're lucky. I grt
hldiavaUon. ,
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Ab iperlenred golfer. In. a at of
VtMToalty, Inrited a norie to take
rt la game.
The novlre, to the expert' dlnrnay,
plowed up the ground at every etroke.
After one particularly rlcious dig,
.the expert remarked: 1
"You've revoked."
"We are playing golf, not whist," re
plied the novice.
"Yea," aalH the golfer; "but you have
played a upade when you should have
played a club." "
The thinueat man In the world was
arguing with the man of the mighty
flst as to .who was the greatest "draw"
In (lit circus-world.
He of the mighty flrst liMn?d pa
tiently to the thin man's tale of tri
umphs, and then burnt out!
"Sea these fista: Why, th other day
I took a brick ia either hand, gave a
queeie and dust! Then I went
through a forem, puller! up a tree with
my right hand and one wl;h my left,
squeezed thorn toether and, behold -sawdust!"
The thin maa wana't Impressed.
"Then," went on the man wiih the
fists desperately, ' I ent into a field,
picked tip a buMT la either ihanH
squeezed em together, nf, hej jiesto
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Yons Chnvlie had just b-rome en- thing for a youn? man. for twenty-flve
Krred, and aa anxious to let the peo- .vf'r we have lived in blissful com
ple at home kn w, so he wrote them a Ponahlp. .and jour mother liaa been,
Slowing letter. everything to me.' We hope that you
Short:,- afterward, he got the fol- " 111 I hrrt
Imvi... ,.. ...... WIIS parems.
Awfully Thin.
"Lizzie's awfully 'thin.".
"Yes; Instead of 'bathing'
merely polishes up the bones."
she
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I ear s, m -lo, n.ot!, ,n-, ,re w,,. . for saotSuC3S. Mke
Km derighted fr woids at jour .vlcn- b a fool! X
did news. .VarriaM is". Snleritif ,,.--
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Luke McGiook, the Brainy BEAN Bo
An Important Question.
Two powerful colored stevedores
who had some sort of falling out were
engaged In unloading a vessel at a St.
Louis dork. Uncomplimentary remarks
and warnings of Intended rlolence
wera exchanged "whenever the two
passed each other with their trucks.
"You jest keep on pesticatin' around
wid me;' declared one of the men, "an'
you is gwlne be able to settle a mighty
big question for the sciumtlflc folks."
tvbat question dat?" aaked the
otner.
"Kin de dead speak?"
& ...
"Waa her father Ylolent when you
asked him for her hand?"
"Was he? Great guns! J thought.
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I'M ScA SICK
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