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. DAILY EAST CREGOX1AN. PENDLETON, OREGON. FEIDAY EVENING, MAY 26. 1922.
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(IN ADVANCE)
$
Dally, on year, by nail
Daily, nx month, br mall .
Daily, tore month, by malL LK
Daily, oue month by mail .
Daily, on year by carrier 7 60
Daily, six mor.tba by carrier 1.71
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IP ITS WOKTI1 WHILK
It If worth -while, then It's worth a
few blow,
Worth a few setback and worth a
few brulen;
If It's worth whte and It la, I up
i pose
: Iff worth keopinc on, though the
first struggle lime.
If it'a worth while, then It's worth a
eood fltrht, '
Worth u few bout with the demon,
1 DIsuBtcr,
Worth Kolhg after with all your mlKht,
Worth keeping on till you've proved
' yoif are master.
If It's worth while, then It's worth a
few pains.
Worth a few heartaches and worth
a few sorrows.
Worth clinging fast to the hope (hat
remains, i '
Worth going on through the doubt'
ful tomorrows.
Stand to the battle and see the test
through.
Pay ull you huve In endurunce und
, mlRht for It:
If it's worth while and a good thing
i to do,
, Then It Is worth all It costs In (lie
fight for It.
Jilts Millionaire for Count
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Choose a
Silk Dress
While her mnilonalre Banc. Georg Burton, was preparlns for tt tlr
wedding. Mis Charlotte Gardiner Oemarest, New Tork (oclety girl,
, doped with Count Edward George Zlchy. a HuDgarlaa, and wat tnarrtod
at Um New Tork eKy hall.
Coi)Tlght. Ith. by Kdmir A. Gutst.) v
':' ' . V : THE 98-CENT MAN ''
REDUCED to his least common denominators, the av
erage man is seven bars of soap, a medium-sized nail,
, a shaker of sugar and a few handf uls of lime and sul-
pjmr. Total value, 98 cents. This we have on the au
thoritjrof Dr. George Luden, who has translated into a
; chemical formula the terms upon which each of us may
be sjud to have his price. -
, Under this scientific ruling there is no distinction of
, race, color or mental stature. Nor is there differentiation
: un the score of sex. A Dr. Johnson like him of old, super
, plump, would raise the estimate on the item of soap. A
'burning Sappho or an Edgar Allen Poe would affect the i
scale in the opposite degree. ,A congressman of the 1922
; model might be expected to reveal a larger measure of sul-'
phiir, with less'of iron. , '
r To such of us as at first thought find the doctor's valua-
tion depressing, there is the comforting consideration that
" the formula is purely material. It presents no scale or
' schedule for the soul, average or otherwise. It affects in
; no way the truth of the accepted adage that the mind's the
measure of the man. Under this vastly more vital basis of
computation each of us may fix his own appraisal. If he
, thinks he is worth about 30 cents, probably he is so. If he
.regards himself in terms of soaring aims and aspirations,
".he may rate himself on a price-list not of dollars and cents
.but of ideals. , . . ,
However, when we take up the dullard or the genius we
.'disregard as acutely as though still referring to very f;;t
or very lean the human mean. The average being need add
- no new worry to what he has of old ones. The Luden for
mula lends but the chemist's stamp. A man can be a man
for a' that -New York World.
LLOYD GEORGE SUBMITS QUIETLY
IT. WAS said frequently in the last few weeks that Mr.
Lloyd George would wind up the Genoa conference
with a sensational exposure of all the obstruction he
ha encountered. He chose instead to eulogize the confer
ence. There are two reasons, we think, why he has so quietly
accepted his defeat at the hands of M. Poincare. The first
.reason is in English home politics. It is quite clear that
the opposition to a break with France is very powerful
' indeed. The Tories are, against a break. So is the whole
Northcliff e influence. And so also is that great section of
oDinion in Enirland consistine of the liberal imperialists
like Lord Grey and the liberal unionists like Lord Robert
Cecil. These latter distrust Mr. Lloyd George personally,
they insist on maintaining the entente, and they disliked
Genoa because they resented it as an affront to the
;teague of Nations.
; The prime minister's enemies would say that politics of
this sort is all the explanation you need for anything he
does. We do not share this view. It seems to us that be
neath all the shiftiness and cunning there is a sincerity in
, Mr. Lloyd George. And we are quite ready to believe that
' when he faced the prospect ot a complete break with
France he shrank from the consequences and decided that,
with all its irritations and difficulties, the maintenance of
the entente was better than a policy of each for himself
and the devil take the hindmost.
;. Whatever his reasons, the decision is wise. If the en
tente is to be broken and France under the present regime
is to be isolated, it is the French who should make the de
cision, not their allies. The case of Russia shows that the
effect of isolating a people against its will is to consolidate
that people behind the party in power. To leave France
utterly alone would undoubtedly strengthen French militarism.-
New York World.
Fewer bombs would tso off in (Mil-
ago If more hums wont' off.
Thoughtful straw hut mukers are
puttliiK them out this your with
brims ul ready blacked.
Tills is the open season for flic. .
Morvleh won tbo Kentucky Derby;
but this man suing for uilmony wins
the brown derby.
ltiiMMian I nil ii in rlvod a week
ute. They iinc a calendar for a lime
table in Kuxxia.
U. S. S. B. SHIP COMES
TO COAST COMPANY
Kvery office bus
sorry thu buss Is ho
u inn n who
lgnoriiiiti
Uneasy, lies Ilia head, that wears a
frown.
A hull' lireadlb Is ,00017 of nil Inch.
Thut'H the dlKtiUUH tiulos arc Kalil
to miss pedestrians.
l'lsh cinifc'ht tills year are. not as
big us . those caught lust year! but
they will be next year.
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A singing froj; has been found In
Texas where they we asking for
more prohibition ugents.
I'cggy Joyce says , she Is through
with liien; but the niun haven't that
much sense.
Political ile is nuvor humblo pie.
Actress has a job showing her per
fect back.. Lots of men's jobs are
showing perfect fronts. 1
If Dempsey wears his monocle In
America he may fight sooner than
he says he will,
When a man Is mad ho cusses.
When u wgjnan Is mad she cries,
Cussing doesn't get the man much.
Pedestrians carry no spare parts.
HOXOUXC, May 26. (U. P.)
The' steeuinshlp Huron,' allocated by
tbc'C. H. Shipping Hoard to the Los
Angelas Steamship Co., will bo re
numed the "lluwuli". and will go Into
service- between ,os Angeles ami
liopo'liil sometimo in July, according
to reports received here bv Secretary
Arniituge of the Hawaii Tourist Uu
rcuu. Tbo Aeolus, nlso allocated to the
company, will be mimed t ho 'Cali
fornia,',' ami will be put into similar
si-rvicp bv the Ijoh Angeles concern
In an effort to divert much of the. j
Honolulu Irnvcl from Kan JFrajiclscoJ
to tbo southern port.
The first trip will lie a special Los j
Anjreles Chamber of Commerce ex
cursion to the islands' to roitimemo
rnto tbo new service. Tim Huron ac
commodates 2!i0 pusseiiKers, and thu
Aioliui 3Ci0. The Huron Is now being
repaired ut lloboken. The boats will
sail, regularly on a slven day each
fortnight from each end of the run.
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A special advertising campaign will
be conducted by the l.os Angeles In
terests. Arnlltaife , states that the of
ficials In charge' have promised to
udvertlse Honolulu us a side-trip
from l.os Angeles, among other at
tractions which will be put forth to
boost l,os Angeles.
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East Oregonlun,
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Pendleton Academy will hold the
c.ummcnccnicnt exorcises this ycur un
June 1.
The post week has seen the wool
coining In very rnitldly. Weather and
consequently the roads, being good,
the growers are able to hunt from any
portion of the county. Inquiry at two
wool depot elicits the Information
that there is now in Pendleton a total
of nearly a million pounds of wool.
PORTLAND, Ore., May 34 (U,
P.) The Portland delegation to the
annual convention of the National As
sociation of Heal Kstate Hoards, to be
held In San, Francisco May 31 to June
H, have pledged their unified efforts
toward obtaining the 1925 realty con
vention for Portland, In order that
national buyers and sellers of the stuff
folks build houses on ran get a
glimpse of the world's fair and exposi
tion. Plans have been laid to advertise
the fair prominently at San Francls
cii to the COO or more delegates ex
pected to assemble there. Knstern
delegates' to the convention, whose
trains are roiilel through Portland,
will be given an eyeful of the city be
fore being turned loose on the Golden
Haters as a sort of preliminary cam
palgn to insure their favorable atti
tude toward the plan. This realty con
vention Is but one of many Portland
is nimllug to bring In for fair time. ,
The Portland delegation will num
ber about o0, and will probably drive
by automobile via Ihe Pacific highway,
now In first class condition, from
Portland 'to San Francesco.
'Little Mothers of Warsaw
TltKR IXMXT ritaiTi.it
" The Hohomtun Wux'wlng occurs In
greut flocks In northern I'nlted Suites
and throughout many parts of Onn-
da, writes lr. It. W, Fhufeldt, C. M.
'A. S In the American Forestry Maga
ilhe,. They have the same hnhit s
th Cedar bird, which Is likewise often
met with In flocks of a hundred und
flftv or more; Indeed, In New F.nR-
lund, I have seen flocks composed of
at least three hundred Individuals,
v They are very llont ut ull times.
possessing only a few low notes of a!
reouliar t-e, l-r.o. rb,tr,i.'U'r Mini never expniully upplu ami near.
anything approaching a song. Then,
too, they are noted for their brave
defense of Iheir young when there are
In danger, although they seem to care
but little when their eggs ure In uun
ger of being taken.
Foresters and ugrtciillurlsts gen
erally, the American Forestry Mugii-
ine points out. should know that thit:
species Is one of the best friends they
have, tn that It preys ipon several
specie of Insects that are injurious to
n great variety of trces-tlioo. of the
forest as well ns nrchnrd Varieties.
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TyplctI cne In Warsaw ftad other Polish citlet wher American
Icltcheni art feeding thousands every day. ' Each child Mid mining
At these mark-down prices. In this collection are
taffetas, satins and crepes, beaded, embroidered
and ribbon trimmed, colors are navy, brown, and
black. . The former prices have been forgotten and
every one is marked at temptingly low prices. -
See these at $10.95, $11.95, $13.50,
$14.95, $15.95, $18.95 and $21.50.
Ail Our Tweed Suits
Arc being sold at iiiniiiiraclnrcr cost. (' art' offering you
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your choice of tlio In ttilors of rose, tan, giny and ' greeu
. mixed as low as $10; otlifr.nt $16,113 to $.2.50.
White Organdy Graduat-
' ing Dresses
Made up In attractive ami . rnclmiitlng styles.
Some' are trimmed with pin links, pleated ruf
fles, hemstitching, etc., and the prices arc so low
you cannot afford to have them mode, $15.00
und $IV.5Q. .
Our Trunks, Suit Cases and
Traveling Bags
An (hi sole ut prices that prove very Inviting.
Kl IT t'ASIM OF Till: 11I7TTK.II KINDS In.
mutting, fibre and ull lcutlier. l'rlct's bogiu ut
- $1.98. and up.
HAtiK front $4.5 to $15.00
. ONLY TWO TUl'NkS IKFT und they are the
higher grodo ut..... $18.03 and $10.75
Attend This Sale of
Remnants ,
Hundreds of rviunanls of domestlcsv cotton gootls
wash itihmIs. niml di-css gssls, silks, etc., ' In
Jcngtlis from one to ten yards. Price are S3
per cent to 3:1 1-3 wt cvnt los than our usual
low cash 'prlfPM. . .' y
PAl l, .IOM.S JIIDDIlii ure mado of tlie best
ipiallty twills, tuilored to a high tk-Krer, fit well
. and look well.. Tun, white, red und blue, from
$1.50 to $..
AVH1TI-: MISLIN lNIli;ilSKIHTS. trimmed
with embroideries and luces for wear with sum
mer garments. Nome extra good fulucs ut 08c,
$1.40, $1.50 und $1.88. '
C. V. H)KI SHOIOS. OXFORDS, l't'MI'S, in
lirouos,- tan,, black and white. In the ' various
Mylcs In demand, nt the wlinlesnle price and less
in our CLOSING Ollt SHOIi SAIdi
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If Our Cash .lYices Were
Not Lower Than Otlieis ,ou
Quality , Merchandise We
Would Not Im Doing the Pig
Volume Wc Are.
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It Pays to Pay, Cash at n
Cash Store. Von' Don't Pay
the Other Man's Hills.
Prices East OregdBan Printing Dept. V
MOST MILES per DOLLAR
M
mm
COED TIRBS
and heavy in the center where thewear
comes, tapered at the edges to'mak
steering easy and to protect the carcass
against destructive hinging action of
high tread edges. The carcass is air bag
expanded to insure uniform tension and
paralleling of every, individual cord. It
is dbuble "gum dipped" to make . sure
that each cord is thoroughly, insulated
wiui ruDDer.
The tire section above at the left shows
the condition of a Firestone 33x4V. Cord
Tire after 20,994 miles on a Yellow Cab
in Chicago.
The section at the right was cut from
a new Cord of the same size. Careful
measurements show that only 33 of the
tread of the. tire on the Yellow Cab has
been worn away after this long, gruelling
The carcass is intact after more
than 11,000,000 revolutions. J This . is the reason why Firestone
Firestone Cords have .averaged over Cords unfailingly deliver extraordiiuu
10,000 "miles on Chicago Yellow Cabs mileage. It explains the unanimoi"
. . (i.iiuu caDs an r ire- mana ot tnougnuui oufii:i.d "hw
stone equipped). In tire buyers for these
thousands of in- V values. The local
.stances, they h a v c i Firest0ne dealer will
given from 15,000 to contmue to provide
SO.000 miles. ' . i :
fit Look at the tread i that makes Firestone '
i . -. r . 1 1 i.i maa tA .-
against skid, jnassiveomy complete.
.'irti-STOKfc
3$ 1 3 H FABRIC
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PtaTu
.0x 3 i.'.eS8.9J
30x3 i FARRU'
$8.99
Plus Tax
;o:t si- $7.oo
iw Prices Plus Tax
ffoctlvo May 2.
GORDON TIRE SHOP, Pendleton, Ore. .
SIMPSON AUTO COMPANY, Pendleton,:Ore
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