'1 '
East;;
rAIT.V FART CRW0.VIA5. PODIETO!?. OREGON. FT.IDAY EYEnSG, APEIL 21, 1922.
LIFE-LOG, INVALID SAYS RADIO IS REAL BLESSING
C-VLY V
Xii-
- . .
Pnbliahed Dully and Snml-Weekly.
Pendleton. Oregon, by ilia
EAST ORTOoNIAM PUB. CO.
AJJ INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER . "
t 8UBSCU1PT10N BATES
(IN ADVANCE) '
Entered at the post office at Pendle
ton, Oregon, aa aecuad cl&aa mail mat
ter. ON SALE IN OTHER CITIES.
Imperial Hotel Newt Stand, Portland.
ON FILE AT
Chicago Bureau. 90 Security Building.
Pally, en year, by mail
Daily, aix months, by mail
iMlly, three months, by mail
Daily, one month by mail
Daily, one year hy carrier .
Daily, six mohtha by carrier
Daily, three months by carrier-
Daily, one month, by earner .
$ M
3
w 1.S8
.56
- 7.5
. 1.76
. l.5
.65
Wanhinglon, D. C. Bureau ill Four- j Semi-Weekly. 1 year by mall J.08
toeath Street. New York, I Semi-Weekly, six months by mail 1.00
Meaner e me aumain i-wrmm. i Sfrrl-Weekly, three months by mall .&
ine Auociaiea rri tm rxciuwrv-y
entitled to the use for publication of
all news dispatches credited to it ur
Bot otherwise credited In this paper
and also tha local sews published
herein. iTelepkoaa
COXTK.N TMF.XT
Contentment him no fixed abiding
. place, ' ,
j No favorite haunt for Wfjry men to
' . seek; , - ..':.
,vv Her tongue la one which all ma)
' learn to speak, '
Her beauty eometlmea tints the and
r dest face. , -. "
The humblest home may know her
gentle grace; '
She ha been found upon the moun
tain peak .,
And In the valleys loft her lovely
trace,
Hiesstn alike the
meek.''
glories and the
Tie has sat down with grateful hearts
, at night -. -
And bowed her head In thanks for
' simple fare, , .
i Glad for the peaceful calm which
nestled there;
Her smile has made the toiler's cabin
bright
Where hearts rejoice In life and all
It gives,
Though high or, low the place,
Contentment lives.
(Copyright,, 1933. hy E4gar A. Guest.)
- . ., I .
THE FUNCTION OF LAUGHTER i
THERE are two features essential . to the ludicrous.
K t thing inappropriate, which, if we contemplated ft
without laughter (as do some persons who seem incapable
of laughter), would displease us, as every lack of har
mony and order in nature displeases us, writes William
McDougall in Scribner's Magazine. '. y- w
t Secondly, in every case, the ludicrous situation or ac
tion is one which, if we ourselves suffered it or nerforrrted
'it, would be mildly distressing to us; and it is one which as
a matter of fact, is mildly distressing to the person who
teuffers or perforins itexcept in the case of the clown who
acts the part and finds satisfaction in the success of his ef
forts to provoke laughter." ; ! t ' '-; v ;
" Now, if we had no capacity for, laughter, in virtue of the
, nitvs!f xra ctrwinof Vmf in fanrlnnflir lira cViiil1 vi rvif nwirvlnf '
i , s , 1
ing these disharmonies of action; phare in some degree the
distressthe embarrassment' the disappointment or the
! a a . '11 i,1 m a a a I
'humiliation, in snort, tne pain and depression, which ac
company all failure of action. . - a t
That is to say, a human being, deprived of the capacity
for laughter, but otherwise normally constituted and lead
ing a normally social life, would suffer very frequently
from sympathetic pain arid depression. For 'the pain of
every little , embarrassment, disappointment, failure and
.Ynishap of all those about him, would be sympathetica
' shared by him. We are saved from this multitude of small
' sympathetic pams and depressions, by laughter, which, as
Hve have seen, breaks up our train of mental activity and
' prevents our dwelling upon the distressing situation, and
; .which also provides an antidote to the depressing influence
in the fprm of physiclogical stimulation that raises the
i blood pressure arid promotes the circulation' of the'-fclood;
-. This, then, is the biological function of laughter," one of
the most delicate and beautiful of all nature's adjust
ments..' ' 'I ' ' , t
t- ''Cr . ; '
",, .... ' ;e .-
' - . .
f ' "
V . - I '
aa- a . i
Ajttn5IIogv alwcA his-
By International News Service.) , .
lATFATETTEj Ind., .pril 20. Shut Jin because of nliyslcal handicaps, A?;
.T. Tie Tjina maaazine subscription agent of this city, is finding renewed Joy ,
in 'the radio musical programs now being broadcasted throufflrjut the nation, j.
The Invalid has neeome & regular ranio eninumasi ana naa naa set up in i
his room a bmplete receiving Bet. He listens with ease to programs from sta-
tlons In Schnectady, Newark, Springfield, Mass.; w ashington, Detroit, Chl,
cago, Indianapolis, Kansas City, Dallas and other cities. ;
"I would like to see a radio receiving set in every American home where
there Is an Invalid," declares De Long. ' Radio lurnishes beraa and meat lor
the soul. The new fad has come as a blessing to tnose ot us wno are snut in."
De Long probaVly is the busiest invalid in America. Hi income is derived
from his magazine subscription agency. During the pre-hollday season, he is
especially busy, he says. Last December, according to his estimate, he hand
led more than 12,000 letters containing magazine subscriptions.
j In April of last year ie mng uiieueu m una vnj a uu-tuia uiiw umuuu ex
change, which has become famous throughout this sectionot the country. Ah
article regarding his exchange has appeared , in various medical journals
hroughout the country. . . , ,,
I75T
I I if
IMS
A Chicago traffic cop was fired for
flirting. The girls Just couiun t resist
an officer. ' ! ,
When a woman looks her best she
finds what she is after. ;.
A square (Jeal ls a good deal. t i
The king of Siam has 10,000 Avlvcs.
Pet he hates to go shopping. .
Low shoes are lower, hut still high.
The main trouble with a reformer
Is he often becomes, a def ormer. :
Volstead, we. read, will have a hard
time getting reelected. He ougnt 10
poll the bootlegger vote. ; .
, A cynic thinlts that If there is honor
among thieves, thoy stole; It, ' ,
Thin is the time of the year that
politieans begin to. love the American
flag. . . r .1 :
One college is advising Us girls to
get jobs as cooks., A shortage .of can
openers is predicted. , ' ,
. .(,. ; .- . -TTscd
cars, are ail right, unless they
are misused curs. ; , "
A boat load of Russian ex-generalsl
has arrived in New:, York so there win
be no walter.slKii tage. .
' -i : .
The real friend o the ?armef Is he
farmer. , '(, ,' '
X'NIVERSITY OF
gene, April 21. tu.
fentivitie are
OREGON, Eu
P.) A dual
track meet between the University of
(-Oregon and the University of Wash
ington, a meet between the Oregjn
freshmen and O. A. C, comprise the
athletic program for the annual Jun
ior Weed-end May 12, 13 and 14.
Preparations for the
well underway and it Is expected that
a large number of the high school stu
dents of the state 'will talce this op
portunity to Inspect the university and
its equipment. In an effort to show
as much of the actual university asi
possible, rather tha nthe college Ifl
holiday attire,' the niintber of events
on the program has been cut down.
The canoe fete, which is held on the
mill race hear the canipus 'will thU
year for the first time be .viewed
comfortably as bleachers' are being
erected which are1 expected to seat ap
proximately 110(1 persons. H Men's and
women's housing , organizations will
work together in preparation of floats.
This plan, was adopted to enublc the
floats to bo Constructed with tho min
imum loss of time and money. Silver
losing cups 'will be uwarded to, the
winners, i .
TES PAGES
'BE SURE AND TAKE' ADVANTAGE
' OF THIS .
Sale
of
DRESSES
. An unusiiahopportuniiy to purchase :
SMART, SNAPPY STYLES in fash-;
. ionable new Spring GINGHAM
, FROCKS :made of fine FRENCH I
GINGHAMS; mostly block and fine ,
' These 'dresses are . trimmed up in very' pretty-ways l
with organdies; colors are black, red, blue,' gteep : and 1
'lavender. -Extraordinary values that formerly sold at
;$8Jo;:$iojo,'.$12:$o. ,;r;:. '. i . '-i . :
6n SPECIAL SALE 5i4Tl2Di4i--'::;x ,
lSEE THE WINDOW VISPIf AY.
mi m 4 i
. 1 :X PICTORIAL EEVffiW; I ''1' -,jtfc I PHONE 127 for ,1 u
v PATTERNS AlJP'dVZ Better Merchandise, f
4 20 and 35c ' W? . Lower' Prides 1
( - None' Higher; .' ,J"- " ',;'' J
1 f
i SERVICE MEN FAVOR SCHOOLS
tTURING the fourth annual convention of the Ameri
1 1 I can Ledon, department of Florida, in - session just
, Mrz closed at Palm Beach, there was unanimous and en
thusiastic, adoption of the following resolution:
I "Whereas the public school system is the fountain head
' of better Americanism, therefore be it
" , "Resolved, That the convention favors federal support
" of the public schools under a system that will not interfere
" with state supervision of such schools; and be it
-' "Resolved further, That this convention favors an im-
proved system for the vocational training of ex-service
1 men, backed by ample appropriations." ...
Senators and representatives in congress who favor the
: Towner-Sterling bill, establishing a department of educa
! tion with a secretary in the president's cabinet, find in this
. action of the premier young American man organization
great encouragement. So many organiations of all sorts
! have endorsed the bill that sentiment in congress is rapidly
1 crvstalliziner toward its early passage, it is said. To find
; the ex-service men of Florida solidly behind support for
i the public school is very gratifying to all friends of the bill
''and all proponents of Americanization plans which are to
work out through thpubjic school
R ADTrt iTP RRWnS WAR
. . iMT H i r 1 n r n .
WiN wiajot uenerai ueorge u. eqiuer, cmet oi
: Vy army signal corpsrecently succeeded in operating
" ft rflrliA rpVfiKrtrih srft-i.nv.nflis hv rnnnortinrr if wUVi
vumiBiji wiwii, uguvy iiiiicucuij an uvci uie uiliuu v
'ilccided to try his method says the New York World. v
Asa result electric lighting plants in various cities have
J teen nearly disorganized, hundreds of homes have been
. plunged into' temporary darkness and many of the ama-
t teurs have had their -machines wrecked. Electricians and
dealers in electrical supplies have been the only gainers.
i " mi j Hi Mii
ine explanation was qurt'Kiy lortncoming. newspaper
' accounts of General Squire's experiment were not techni
cal reports, and the idea took root that his scheme did
,away with antennae and other wires- that one simply
turned the switch and enjoyed the music.
But the average electric lieht circuit rives 110 volts.
' while a radio machine is built to take about six.- The com
, lination was disastrous. Either the fuse, the radio ma
chine or something else had to go, and they went, in large
Sharp wor'ds don't cut. much Ice.
A girl seldom, leaves
out of bad company.
home to get
A California cop arrested his wife
for speeding, but just wait until she
gets out again. .: , -j
Small heads are the; spring tyles.
Count on the girls to keep cool.
RADIO USED TO BEAT .
BOOKMAKER ON RACES
liONliON, April 21. (T. S,)
The first race course swindle ty
wireless telegraphy, in -which! two
American citizens are concerned, has
been discovered by the Vienna po
lice. - .,
The Amertcnna, one a wirelesi op
erator, backed horses heavily in the
Paris races about ten minutes after
each race was run. ,A Viennese
bookmaker accented tho bets, believ
ing that communication between Vl
enna. and Purls was Impossible ex
cept bytologiaphlng, which takes ur
least four hours. ,
After the bookmaker had raid out
large sums several times he became
suspicious and Informed the police.
Both swindlers were arrested and
admitted the fraud. , .
If.ATTLE, Wash,, April 21 (U. P.)
ft looks like 'a bad season for veter
an! oarsmen. When California and
Washington meet on Lake Washington
on April 21 to decide who will repre
sent the Pacific Coast at the intercol
legiate regatta at' Boughkeepsio, X.
Y. late this spring, 'both institutions
ivin exnpct laurels at the hands ot
"hew shelters, ,. , -'. 'y
California has but two letter men
working in the first shell under Coacli
Ben Wallis, Three veterans are man-
iiinff Rents In the Sunrtodger shell
Coach leader is trimming lor tno
ereat race. , . . ; . . ,
' . .. ..... I l ,Un Diiln I
uan aicMiuan buokc, io m mo
shell, to the unmitagiited Joy ot tno
southern supporters.
Caotain Mike Murphy, Bob nigra
ham. and Sam Shaw are tne omy
members of last year s crew pulling r
In the first srtell for Washington. Two i
llkelv freshmen of last . year's babe
crew. Red Mason and Fred Spuhn,
eeem llkelv men for other seats. Clar-1
e; re Mnirnusson.' Holy France, and
Zeke Clark, letter men from nisi
year's squad, so far have failed to cop 1
a seat. -. , . ,-. . . - t
California has arrived here ana
Is practicing daily on "the lake with i
Bear supporters and critics generally
giving the southern Bhell the daily
once over. . It nnnears to be nip. and
tuck at this stage of the game, With -
Wnshlnston. hnvins iust the shade. If
any, over last year's victors. . ,
J. M. rtentley arrivecKhome Sun-
daymorning- from ah - official-: visit
to Portland.' '
- Miss Hell Bishop returned Saturday
evening front a visit to her Ulster in
the state of Washington. . .''.
Mr. and Mrs. Walker Allen 'came
over to Pendleton Saturday evening.
Mr. Allen returned this morning' to
La Grande. Mrs. Allen will visit ten
UU!9 Willi Jll ixnuii,iu iniy.", 'A
Mr. and Mrs. i,en unver ana men-' m
nclce, Miss Hell Nell, left" Sunday) d
evening on a rrtldwinter fair trip. , A
They will be absent a month .or six, ,j
weeks and will go to several Uill-jjgJ
forma cities. jsj
Messrs. Leon Cohen, It. T. Cox,! ,R
Kellx Mitchell and V. V. Wnmsley:
rode to Athena Sunday on bicycles.! '6
Tho 'trln"'rhlnar 'was made In twos
nours u,.u ..i ... - -
nome run in one nour unu imj Jtv' l Ufcfc..-som...'.-----" - ;
minutes. . . . , ' ' . " : . J
DANGE
EVERYBODY WELCOME . , ,
Under Auspices of the Dokie Club
EAGLE-WOODMAN pLL, APRIL 22
' Godd Mtisic--Admission 75c '
v.
1
. . " 1
ALE
Friday nd
Saturday
Piaiios-Fhonbga
ANDALL KINPS OR MUSICAL MfiRCHANDISE
Contract unesfcxecptea
pns
7
28
(From tho Dally East Oregonlaii,'
- : - April "SI, 1891.1 " 5
' T. A. T.leuallen went, down to I'mn
iillu, Sunday evening. ,' ,
eymaiisiii at 18
- ;,
S. S, S. Thoroughly Rid the feod of
'y Rheumatism impurities, ,
- ' Pemebofly's mother Is suffering to
4ilglitt The scourge of rheumatism
has wrecked her body; limping and
suffering, bent forward, she sees but
the .common ground, but her aged
heart still belongs to the starsi Does
Anybody care? S. S. S. Is one of the
greatest blood-purifiera known, and It
' helps build more blood cells. Its med
icinal ingredients are purely vegeta
ble. It never disarranges the stomach.
It is, in fact, a splendid tonic, a blood
maker, a blood enricher. It Danishes
rheumatism from Joints, muscles and
the entire body. It builds firm flesh.
It is What somebody's mother needs
tonight! Mother, if yon can Tot go
out to get a bottle of S. S.S. yourself.
urly somebody in your family will.
Somebody, get a bottls of a a S. nowt
Let somebody's mother begin to teel
M iiuinu, .i. ii g your mmnert e. ?s a, l sola at
ha your rhuiumllKia 1. all son. , l.et nil drug stores, in 'two sixes. Tha
p. H. a. do it, it U1 build you Bp.twt terfer alM 14 Ui iscra economical,
-New Howard, Mahogany Piano
was $425.00. Special Friday and . v
Saturday $330.00
l:rMvTTflTiiilrfiTi. Walnut Piano:
was $450.00. Special Friday' and
Saturday . ,. ?o.uu ;
1 New Ellington Player, Walnut; '
was $750.00. ' Special Friday and
Saturday . $525.00
1 Good as new Brunswick; was ,
$285.00. Special Friday and Sat- '
urday $2.25.00
1 Used Brinkerhoff Player Pi
ano,; was $475.00. Special l n
dav.and Saturday ........ $375.00
1 P. S. Wickr Mahogany, Player
Piano; was $900.00 new. Special
.......l,v.v;...:i...'$500.00
-Violin Outfit ( includes "case, and - -bow;
was $106.00. - Special Fri
day and Saturday ....... ; .$58.00
1--Violin Outfit (inchides.caseand j
bow); was $95.00. Special-n-
day and Saturday ; . . v65:00
1-Violin, Francois ' . Guillmont ,
niodel; was $75.00. Special Fri-; f
,- day and Saturday .... A $4500
1 Violin, 1-2 size; was l5.75Spe-.
' clal'Friday and Saturday . J. $11,00
1 Violin, 3-4 size; was- $16.75.
- Special Friday and Saturday $13.00
. 20 Music Rolls, tan leather; were .;
$2.35.: Special Friday and Satur
day , 'i $1-50
25-Music Rolls, black leather; were n
, i. $2.35. Special Fri. and Sat..'. $1-50
. 12rMusic Rolls, black leather:
;were $2,75. Special Friday and
Saturday ,.. $1-
Several Ukuleles :
Were $5.00, $5.50, $6.50, $8.00, $15.00
Now . $3.50, $1.00, $5.00, $5.50, $ 5.50
Warren Music Hdnise
8820,MAIN STREET
I ss-.tmiiiiiwiHtrnwiiiiiimiiiiniinmiiiiiiiHiiiindiiiiiiinU'
1 PENDLETON, ORE
mMmMMmiMiM!iiriinHi!nriiM!i!iinninT!(Mi,')fi!hH!i!Mi,,m,i!HiMM
PI1llimillllimi'llll'lfllllHI!ml'imini!ltmll!MM'ltl!l I I limnnn I III!! 'I 1
ialliiiillillillillillililllilliliUilliliiiUliUiUlliiUiillliilHiiillliiil ,
J