East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, March 21, 1922, DAILY EDITION, SECTION TWO, Page PAGE EIGHT, Image 8

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    PAIL? EAST CSICOr, FISDLETOS. OEEGON, TUESDAY EVENING," MAECH 21,:1922.
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ed when Bhe married that old man,"
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"Didn't he have any money?"
"Oh, yet, plenty ot money, but he Is
b years younger than he guid he wna.
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A carubie housewife was trying to
impress upon her maid the need of sys
tem In her work.
After carefully explaining her own
methods In her work, she asked: "Now,
Olga, Jitst what do I mean by system?
Do you know what system means?'"
,"Ja, Ja," giggled Olga, "sccstcem
mean doin' thecngs the hardest way."
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Little Willie liad accompanied hts
mother to church, and on the way
home he said: .
"Mamma, why do. they call ; tb
minister 'Nevercnd'?" .
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would never end today."
An Ornithological Purist.
Publisher In , your story, I notice
you make the owl hoot "To. whom"
Instead of "to whoo."
Author Yes, this Is a Boston owl.
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The Sew Cook.
A man who tried to be funny got a
surprise the other night. The car was
crowded, and It was raining heavily.
"II any young -lady wants a teat,"
he said, "she can sit on my knee."
To his sururise, a buxom woman ac
cepted his offer. As the car proceed
ed be asked her where she was going,
and was surprised when she mention
ed a certain street and number in the
suburbs of Boston.,
"Bless me," said tle man,"that'i my
house,"- .
"Is It?" came the response. "Well
I'm the new cook."
A Catty Answer.
A man had been taken to the hos
pital wounded In the head.
"How did this happen?" asked the
surgeon.
"My wife threw a stops and hit me,"
murmured the patient
'"Well, that's the first time I ever
heard of a woman hitting what she
aimed at!" (
"Oh, she didn't aim at me. doctor.
She threw the stone at our neighbor1!
cat, and I was standing behind her!"
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To Be Sore, ; .. ,
Dissatisfied Householder Do you
mean tosay that thit meter measure
the amount of gas. we burn
Gas Collector I will enter Into no
controversy, sir; but I say that tho
meter measures the amount ot gaa
you will have to pay for."
TRUE TO L, IP E
DRAWING LESSONS FOR OUR KIDDIES
e Is called 'Reverend,' my, dear, ,J: : 1
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fell." aald Willie, "I thought he , jjii'i
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Did you ever notice how some people can telt you the aame o4
almoet every tree knd they will be a balf mile or to away Iio Ml
Of course they tell by the shape of the tree. t So if you arc fOlai ul
make a. drawing of a tree, the first thing you want to do 1 togettbej
general shape of the trea marked out first After that you wtll find M
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To MB ? I LET YOU Do AU.
Those Thimgs Amd
NEVER. 5 fly A WORD
OH. NEVER.'
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