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PAH.? EAST. QjfeflONlAlT, llNtLETON, OREGON, WEDNESDAY VENING, SEPTEMBER 7, 1821.
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McGIook, the Brainy BEAN Boy
By Cart Ed
Luke
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f ' JS?V- VOUW FIRST HOME ). A , Tf FEET fe.t if I ' VT. iiJ. 11 gJl ID M. -Tfe 1 I tl LJ '
L Tlj .OBrMi'moD'H Good, ttie Joke's Old. '' -' - ' ' " - " ' ''iZ I'l
i ' V' '"' ' "':'- 'JpZiSSSS Patient "I Wish to consult' you jvlth lftk W-Rg?g-Kj. 1 f if X
' 6 "' 'mie' regaril to my utter loss of niepiory. , "T"-! " J ' ' J J
f " 357 ' of this nature, I always.receivo'ray fee Vf , Tj ag
fa ft. President of Paland. ' fV7 O k T ' lN-"-- ; ' -SSS!S5
' . ii rMldant -Pilanitakl. of Pnlanil haa r''jZ; TJO&i Tt& 1HK StTlCl.NrSSS- ... J: ' ,
been made a doctor of medicine by the ; 'irt.':fii1?f7JW& - ' ' Everybody's Gone to the Game r ,
tbat sounds -like a powerful brand of XiZZA ',0 . ' lrX'"U?L.
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Booitiac Transportation. .. A Winner.
"Just U thinj for picnics," said "So you Joved and
'oikM, when be saw this .advertise cbap?"
neat; "A table that may be folded "On the contrary, I tame out a win-' home brew .that might,, do duty as a
Jntoa small a space a- to be carried ner." ' 'medicine, ' :' .
vtaa man's socket, aent. carriage paid, . "How waa that?"
lor 15." "She returned my. pfonts, and ac- ' v WW'toL'
,,K aent the money and sot by re- cldentally ; put In some of ihe other ' A woman la a flood of lorellnesi.
StrenuoBS Training Experience. raphy, "tell me what jrou know-abejai'
Chief Deputy Have you ever had the Mongolian race."
any military experience? "I wasn't, there," explained .Sara!
Applicant Yes, air; I was color- hastily, "I went to the ball ama."
sergeant in a beauty parlor. - HJ
tara a copy of a railroad time-table, fellows." '
Dam her,
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Sohody Home.
"Earnest," said the teacher of geog-
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Can you keep a secretl1
I'll tell the worldl" j
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73 Trie -DECE THAT XrDS LeVTthem out'""" ' 1 " yfWMf 'W4 Jl fL(
, Ef. . "Dead jnen tell -no tul8." obse,-ved ' I jl Jf '' 'MftSnf fl!
i Tom, I w?BBraw i )i wfM
Mildred nd her
cousin had lots of
fun this afternoon playing
bide and seek about i tie
alorcrooin -wlx-rc Hn r
uncle took' them to soeTlio
' RiglilH and be had a lianl
lime finding III -in. I'.ir
tlcularry . was lie ' vory
tnnVh at urn when Hie kUI
' dies rath li d in a luim-
and li, look li'm Hie
longesl limo in find (hrm.
'Tlui dots will show yeu
where- they hid.
Tlio Rutueily, -
' "I.er IlusUoiid My arm ir. lame from
Dread Alternative. know she's a very exacting oj.1 dime, reavliinj in my pocket for money for
fa you're engaged to Mies Oldcasb, although -she's got plenty oi' eoiii. j,oll, ' ,
Percy." 'aald Algernon, extending his You'll have to give up theaters,- you -Mrs, Siiendit -You poor dear! I'm
band. know, and also smoking and dyiHkins. "rorry, W hj dun t you leave yjtu-mou-
"Yes: that's me,'; sUl Percy f loom- U you, warrj her." , , 'cy ,t houio so I an help my;tT
Uy. "That's nil very veil" ra j p.Vi-y y ... ; O
"H'bt Well, old man," continued Al-Utterly, "bi t the point Is thisif I lit' MukI' B B nrd to Death,
gernon, "I really scarcely know don't marry her I shall ha.e U: lve H .W?i;r df8 Sir Oliver Lodte?
Whether to congratulate you or not I eating!" , SUe Whe:e OulJ.-. Boards. .
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Vfhtrt Bill Livci They Don'i Serve Diwia' With Meala " i
-last on First Out. Hot., ta , Xamp.
"How in the world. Mrs. Wl-,', Jo W eary Editor-It was t for Both
jou manage to have, all of your three log the Svaadinarlaas called their
daughters in. so early when they spend poets "scalds." , h
the cvenins' out?" Jaundiced Reader-No sir. link tbf
-The last ouo home has to get break- Scots went one deeper aad caii4
la '8t moraine." ttSiII"Bwtr .CuJ