PAOF. EIGHT DAILY EAST ORF.OONIAN, PENDLETON, OREGON, SATURDAY EVENING. SEPTEMBFF 3, 1021. FOURTEEN PAGES Vo Ho! For Sailor George! SILK STOCKING FAMiNE IS FELT IN THE SOUTH r Arcade Theatre FRIDAY2d SATURDAY, 3d Alta Theatre JcsecXLaslcy presents ( Thomas 1 MeMiai n n T-x .1 at ; 1 Palling heir to a fortune, he graduated from burglary into society. And met the girl whose photograph he had car ried out of a second story -window, which started something in Paris that the Apache under world tried to finish. love and deviltry.-dash and danger. Tou'll say the good Luck Star has done it again. COMEDY BRAY EDUCATIONAL AND COMEDY CARTOONS ADMISSIOxN Adult j, 35c; Children, 10c .A ? '? S," I IS A worthy seaman is Geqige, King of England. The royal yacht -Srittania competed in the races at Cowes and the king pitched in with ihe stalwart seumon to hoist the mainsail, ihere.uy proviii his ritfht to wor ih saU-x-a cau. InVRe 1 FANCY ARniCKI.E A SUHGEOX! IT IS TO UVVGII! WHY GO FAST TO STVDY MVSIC? DAVID CAMPBELL, Director. Offers Complete Cmirr in riano. 'otw. Violin, Violijiccllo, Theory of Music and Danniatic Art. Dunning System for Beginners, a Specialty. COMPETES T FACl XTY EXCTIXEXT LOCATION COMPLETE ' EQL'II'MEX T. FALL TERM OPENS SEPTEMBER 12 For Particulars Address Registrar, ,654 Everett StreeU PORTLANH, OREGON Can you imagine Roscoe (Fatty) Arbuckle as a famous surgeon? Well, that's what he is in "Crazy to Marry,' his new Paramount five reel comedy which comes to the Arcade Theatre Sunday. The picture, directed by James Cruze, is based on an original story by Frank Condon and was rcenarized hy Walter Woods, who wrote the continuity for several of Mr. Arbuckle'a previous pictures. While they were taking the scenes In a clinic, the effect was most re markable because all the doctors, as sistants interes, nurses, etc., were clad in pink aprons and caps. Tffis was because pink makes a whiter col or on the screen than white itself. Sometimes yellow or light blue is used also. The effect was ludicrous In the ex treme, however. Someone observed that Fatty would be great in an ope rating room because if the ether had the effect of making the patient tem porarily wild, he could hold him down without trouble. Lila Lee is leading woman, and one of the stirring figures in the cast Is Bull Montana, who is well known to Paramount audiences. I THREE-QUARTERS OF A TON OF COMEDY IX KT1IKL CLAY TON'S SEPPOKT IX SlVVf That Paramount pictures arc living up to their slogan "cfever stars in Arcade TBeatr e SUNDAY AND MONDAY In Addition THE PARAMOUNT MAGAZINE Educational and Entertaining I PRONOUNCE YOU Hut the bride hud el oped, because Fatty forgot it was his wed ding day. Then he married thev wrong girl. And" before things got straightened out If you fhink getting married is no laughing matter, come on and chunge your mind. Cast IiK'liulcs ' lila i.i ;i; Jesse L.Laskyprsent9 77I . .. CHILDREN 10c ; ADMISSION- A D ULTS 33c good stories with perfect supporting casts," is proved by "Shnm," an Ethel Clayton stellar vehicle which opens a the Aita theatre for two days begin ning Sunday. ' "It has been some time," said Man ager Guy Matlock of the playhouse in discussing the forthcoming feature to day, "since I have been able to afford my patrons such a remarkable enter tainment combination as "Sham." To say that the play written by Elmer Harris and Geraldine Bonner is a good starter as both are famous and suc cessful playwrights. And the star, Ethel Clayton, is again a queen of comediennes as a 'gentle grafter' who 'forgets- to pay her bills and gets In no end of trouble ns a consequence. "Rounding oiit this excellent film is a really remarkable cast. Walter Hiers is comical as usual as a fat, wealthy and disappointed lover. Theodore Roberts Is a bluff and hearty old millionaire while Sylvia Ashton and Helen Dunbar who have appeared in counUess "mother" roles are splen did as the selfish aunts of the debt-rld-ren Katherine. Other players of equal merit include Carrie Clark Ward, Ar thur Carewe, Clyde Fillmore and Eu nice Hurnham. From start to finish 'Sham' is well-rounded and complete to the most Inconspicuous "extra." It is an entertainment of exceptional merit' SEE OLE THE SWEDE AXD LAVGII A good hearty laugh is worth a great deal, these strenuous times go If you want to enjoy not one, but many of them don't fail to see Ole The Swede, which comes to the Alta The atre for one night Tuesday September 6. From start to finish you can enjoy Ole The Swede, for it is filled with luughahle situations, funny sayings, and real thrill climaxes. An excellent plot keeps up the In terest through the entire three acts and there is not a duH moment in the "whole play. Np touch of farce comedy or problem play about Ole The Swede, on the untrary it is a sweet, clean story, made lntenjely funny by the quaint speeches and blunders of an unsophisticated Swede. Ole at the start of the play is very green, but as the story progresses he becomes more and more enlightened, though he never loses his honesty or good nature. ' ' Dave Williams who plays the part of kOle Is well, known to the laughter lov ing public as a comedian of more than ordinary ability, and to see him'ln the title role is a guarantee of good com edy. The supporting cast Is excellent end their combined 'effort make a most enjoyable performance. Field Specs v u.-. iha latent tlilne for those who watch tho ponies run. The lens of Ihe small field glasses are adjusted to the eye In-the same way ofdinary ri. lH Rlnsses are. Your band (toeen'l tit v buUung lilfcJMV SAVANNAH. Oa., Bopt. S. (I. N. S.) -With a high' demand for only tho best, the women of this city are today facing the greatest shortage of silk stockings In local history, ac cording to merchants, who claim strike conditions In the north mako it Impossible to secure enough silk hose to niuet the Incroaslng demand. Merchants say the women do not care for cotton or lisle thread, but de mand full-fashioned Ulk. They claim the mock fashion hose will not do be cause of baggy qualities encountered about the calf. - The shortage particularly applies to white hose. Local women do not fa vor the half hose. It Is claimed. If the' earth developed a new motion all the seasons would change, as the latter depend on the earth's distance from the un and whether the sun r rays fall vertically or obliquely. To soften a paintbrush on which paint has been allowed to dry, heat vinegar to boiling point and allow the Irtish to simmer In it for a few mo ments. Then wash well In strong soapsuds. Bangkok, the capital of Sinm. Is a floating city, containing 70,000 houses, each of' which floats oma raft of bamboo, THE SHOE THAT HOLDS ITS SHAPE Vhen you purchase a pair of W. L. Douglas Shoes t .. I you are getting the best shoe value for - the price that money J can buy. 9 f . For Sale by A. EKLUND 737 Main SU FRIDAY, 2d SATURDAY, 3d Eugene O'Brien ' '' ' ': IN' . "The Last Door 99 AN EXCITING ADVENTURE OF THE UPPER AND UNDER WORLD. - They were clamoring at the door. . She foundher way to safety by the hidden-stair case. Her way out was a dive into the fountain, but not to death. And so. ended their budding romance. COMEDY FATTY ARBUCKLE In a Big Two-Reel Comedy ..-i AdmUsion, 35c Children, 10c ALTA ONE DAY ONLY TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 6 ADMISSION 55c 85c 91.10 DAVE WILLIAMS Present Ole The . Swede The Laughing' Success in 3 Acts NOT A MOVING PICTURE Doors Open at 7:30 Curtain at 8:15 sharp Seats on Sale at the Peoples Warehouse. PASTIME mm. SUNDAY . , , ' , I MONDAY CARMEL MYERS : '. IN CHEATED LOVE'- Tho stirring story of a' woman, with a num ; ber Instead of a name. A ' great , drama of treacheiy and team and triumph. COMEDY TIIK SKVI.AUK ; A Lvely comedy full of laughs. ' ADMISSION Adulls, 20c ClLldrcn, So ' ALTA THEATRE SUNDAY AND MONDAY 1 'r f ffi'dz- Jesse L. Lasky presents &thel V r " i ' -' Vis B:ciety kisses of false friendship! Idle show of wealth and culture! Snobs! Climbers! Toadies! Such was her world. A world which she hated for Its holowness and loved for Its cease and luxury. Then came the crash the great awakening and at last she found her soul! A beauty picture that plays on the heartstrings of life. Cost Includes: THKOIKMtE ROBEllTS WALTF.K HIF.KS CLYDK FILLMORE SYLVIA ASHTON ' " . '" I : , ' : I Qammountl J ; iiiiiiMluri i ii Tun n f ' COMEDY "THE BELL BOY"-Before he finishes his job he is some Bell Hop. ADMISSION ADULTS, 35c CHILDREN 10c