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DAILY EAST OREGONIAN, PENDLETON, OREGON, TUESDAY EVENING, AUGUST 30, 1921.
'Round the Sport Circle
WITH JACK VEIOCK,
International News Sporting Editor
Harry Darnolllo, the Western cop,
who whlpcd halt a hundred citizens of
u suburb and then asked to bo put on
11 beat where there was something do
ing Is without doubt a most caiiubio
minion o' the law.
As a professional box-tighter, how
ever, Harry has qulto a distance to
travel before he can hope to be class
ed as an uttraction that promoters will
fall over one another going after
matches,
Darnolllo made his professional do
but in a Long Island City ring a few
nights ago and made sausage out of a
battler from jJforkvllle. one Fred
Bcroodor. For a beginner Harry
showed satisfactorily. He also parad
ed the fact that he has a lot to learn
about the science of fisticuffs.
, It was not long uo that the pro
moters thrughout the country were
delving Into the tail and uncut timber
for white hopes. You all remember
those days. Well, Darncille ls-.a car
lion copy of the average "hope" dur
ing the period In which fistic Imprcr
sauloH were looking for a man to whin
Jack Johnson. Ha may come along In
great shape wl'h careful coaching, but
It will be best for Harry to make u
thoTough Btudyof the manly art be
fore he steps into the ring with any of
the regulars.'
.....
That liuwlmll Itag.
From time to time as baseball sea
sons come and go the Giants and
Yankees are accused of buying, or try.
lng to buy, a' pennant. Yet New York
has seen few world's series, games
withiiuthe last few days and to daU
has never had an American league
champion. ,
The 1917 Giants were the last New
York champions and they got a trim
ming in the world's series, The Dodg
ers, at course, haVe been up there, but
no one ever accused Colonel Elbbcls of
buying a gonfalon, but that Is only
half the story.
If you look bick a few years at the
outlavs made by '.the White Sox and
several other clubs In building up f'rst
division teams you will recall deals
that causei-! such players as Eddie
Collins, Trls Speaker ana uroer Aiex.
ander to change uniforms and the big
money that-was Involved. Xaturally
enough, when the owners of the Yanks
and Giants go into tho market and lay
down a iot of cash they are not doing
it for charity. Yet after all they do not
deserve some of the things that have
been said of them.
Bar tlett Pears
Elberta Peaches
We have contracted two orchards of this
wonderful fruit at Stanfield and is being de
livered daily by truck. -XTRA
FANCY BARTLETTS, apple tox $1.80
ELBERTA PEACHES, crate . ; . . . . $1.20
Do not delay as they will not latt over this
week.
. , We have contracted several Ions of, prunes ami arc letting
Until ripen 011 tlio trrt'S so tliey will have their natural sugar
flavor., Hotter wait till next week and see- these fine prunes.
- "The mm iMCm'trt.-- -.-
Pendleton
Trading Co.
Phone 455 At the Sign or a Service
. HU It's on the Market We Have It"
BERLIN SATIRISTS; LAMPOONING
DEMPSEY FIGHT HOPE U. S. KULTUR
EXPLOIT WONT CAUSE HOSTILITIES
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German 'Humor' Given Free
Scope on Incidents That Oc
curred During Fight.
BEItM.V, Aug. 30. r. N. S.)
While little attention wan paid by the
German press to the Dompsey-Carpen-tlcr
championship bout at the time it
took place, many papers are now
devoting columns of "news" and com
ment to the details as (cleaned from
American papers that arrived with tho
latent Hteamera. German newspaper
humorists seem to have discovered a'
bottomless fount of material for their
witticisms. Here Is a typical exam
ple, the effusion of tho Gerllner Volki
Zt'itung's "stur" laugh producer:
"Jersey City,' Juiy 2,'l21. It is
fabulous! Civilized America is fever
ish with the consciousness of ap
yoaehing the most momentous mo
ment In its history since the discovery
of the continent (1492). New York,
which but a few hours ago presented
the picture of a migration of peoples,
was like a deserted city half an hour
before the beginning of the sensational
Dempscy-Carpentier match. My
chauffeur is nearly insane with excite
ment, and the howling of his auto
horn echoes through the deserted
streets. In the middle of Broadway a
pack of dogs are developing familiar
relations. Half of America is at Jer
sey City.
Tlio Kardlncd Seses
"One hundred and fifty thousand
gentlemen and ladies (note the .se
quence of the seves in the German
'humorist's' conception) are sardined
beside and obove one another. The
horizon is black with a multitude that
'got left.'
"The first casualty lists are Just be
ing announced. As far as can be ascer
tained at this time ten minutes be
fore the world-historic event these
are the figures:
"Two hundred and nine persons
crushed, cut'and bruised; eighty-seven
persons shot; twenty-four have lost
their mids; 81,000 have been robbed:
twenty-three have fainted.
Vex, living Hospitals!
"Fourteen flying hospitals, equip
ped Willi ultra-modern apparatus, are
displaying heroic activity. Eighteen
police planes and ninety private air
craft ar circling over the arena. The
clicking ofC!rmoras: sounds like dis
tant machine-gun firing. Twenty-five
telegraph operators have been forced
to quit beeuuse'of finger-cramp, but
they are readily replaced. News comes
from the Heashore that the sizzling
transatlantic cables have brought the
ocean water to boiling point. ,
"Jersey City, 3:01'p. m. The boxers
have entered the ring. The public Is
shrieking so loudly that two fliers al
ready have crashed to the ground as a
result of the reverberation.
"Jersey City. 3:05 p. m. The botitj
has started. Carpentler is dealing
punches to Dempsey, but only to the
head. Dempsey answers with two up-
percuts.
round. Dempsey punches Carpentler
four times in the boOy and once in
the face. The Frenchman topples to
the ground and writhes In convulsion.
The referee counts. Carpentler rolla
back and forth on something that is
later found to have been his buck and
loses something that the referee de
scribes as his 'consciousness.'
"Isolated l"rcni'l'nicii loticlicd"
"Dempsey has won. The public is
Indescribable. To the official casualty,
list are added some awe-inspiring sui
cide figures. Seventy-nine bands play
"The Stars and Stripes." American
flags are hoisted everywhere, and a
few Isolated Frenchmen are lynched.
Tumultuous-' cheers greet the an
nouncement that Dempsey has been
named honorary member of the United
States Senate.
"Jersey City, 3:17 p. in. Carpen
tier's condition: His no'e Is broken,
his right thumb is broken In two
places, the left wrist is sprained, and
the forehead is cut above the left eye.
Thus the superiority of American
kultur over the French is proven be
yond cavii. rrcm Pai's comes the
r.ews that since tha loss of Alsace
Lorraine 1 S 7 1 ) the French capital
has not seen such deep national
mourning.
"It Is hoped, however, that war may
yet be averted."
'
Dawes' Method Makes Head
way; President Clamps Lid
on Those WhoVould Impede
ouve Strudrit Ritfht
when you Light a.GAMEL
Your taste will tell ycru that! For Camels
have the flavor and fragrance of choicest tobaccos,
perfectly blended.. Theylre smooth and mellow-,
mild. ' -
And there's NO CIGARETTY AFTER
. TASTE.
We put the utmost quality into this one brand. '
Camels are as good as it's possible for skill, money
-and lifelong knowledge of fine tobaccos to make a
cigarette. ' , .;
That's why Camels are THE QUALITY.
CIGARETTE. .
Staff
UY V. H. ATKINS
(International News Service
. Correspondent.)
WASHINGTON, Aug. 30. Charles
G. Dnwes, Director of the Kudget, U
atop o--t heiL-ain, -aftern mad
scrimmage, with a flock of other gen
erals and commanders of many ranks.
The "Hell-and-Maria" way of tak
ing the short business cuts through
any financial dilemma finds the famed
Chicago banker, smiling and trium
phant, above numerous dlgnatories, j
now mightily disturbed because the.
precedents they clung to have been!
dashed aside.
It now appears, after much discus
sion of the problem by the President j
and his Cabinet, that the Dawes wayj
of injecting economy and efficiency in
Government administration will go
CHING OF
through with a bang, free from inter
Carpentier's nosp-blceding Is I departmental squabbles.
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THE UNIVERSAL CAR
' The Ford Sedan is the favorite, family car,
seats five comfortably. While art enclosed car
with permanent top, it has large windows, and
may in. a minute be changed to a most delight
ful open car with always a top protecting
ngainst the sun. In inclement weather it is a
closed car, dust-proof, water-proof, cold-proof.
Finely upholstered. Equipped with electric
starting and lighting system and demountable
rims with 3-inch tires front and rear. A real
family car. Won't you come in and look at it ?
Hie aeiignts 01 tne cicluii;
car with the economy of the
Ford.
SIMPSON AUTO CO.
riione 108 Water and Johnson St
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made chronic by a terrific blow from I
Dempsey, which, Incidentally, breaks'
the bridge of the Frenchman's nose.
Carpentler staggers and hits in the
air. Tho puldic is Indescribable. I
"' "rasslons Art" I'likMWd." I
"Jersey City, 3:0S p. m. Second
round. Dempsey executes his famous
body blow, Carpentier's face swells !
visibly and grows red as a beet. His
passions are unloosed, but he hits
only Dcmpsey's head. Two hundred
and fifty betting officers go to the
wall. The public is Indescribable.
Army sanitary corps arc mobilized.
"Jersey City, J!:10. p. ni.Thlrd
round. Carpentler. reoogniiiable only
by his red sweater, fumbles futuristic
movements in the air. Dempsey bur
rows his fists Into the Frenchman's
abdomen and, incidentally, breaks
Carpentier's left shinbone. The public
is indescribable.
"Jersey City. 3: 1.5 p. m. Fourth
CONVINCING
DOES M
i HORSESHOES GIVE A
PROOF
That Lydia E. Piakham'i Vegetable
Compound Has Extraordinary
Curative Power in Cases of
Woman's Ailments
Columbus, O. ' 'I suff ured very much
pain during my monthly periods and
felt weak and all run
down. I tried many
remedies and the
doctor said I would
have to have an op
eration. Then be
fore my baby was
born I hud terrible
pains in r.iy sidop. I
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Compound and it
helped me wonder
fully. I have had
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cluding washing while carrying them.
I can also recommend Lvdi'a E. Pink
hnm'8 Sanative Wash. You may US'
President Harding has given the
"go" signal to Dawes. He has put the
"stop" signal to others who might
have done much to delay the Dawes
programme.
Itcd Tape Dies Hard
Soon after various executive orders
were promulgated there began to
show below surface indications that
some departments wanted to presserve
their own methods, even though they
were rusty and antiiiiie.
Dawes was given unlimited authori
ty) proceed with his plans to revolu
tionize the general supply offices of
tho Government. The order, though
Very explicit, apparently did not sink
ill nmong some official elements.
. When Dawes found this 'Mtuiition
the nir became blue and man-sized
cuss words seemed to decorate the
I very walls of conference rooms,
I wherein Hawes cut loose and enculfed
some of the wavering ones in a torrent
of fire out of his well-known vocabu
lary. ;
Mnrdins Takes Hand
It now develops that the President
himself took hold of the matter. The
Cabinet reviewed the situation. , A
new plan for co-operation was worked
out. Department heads were given
orders that are considered final. There
will be no further warning.
Tho Dawes staff is cutting Into j
department red tape. A general or an
admiral who may have Held undis-1
pured sivav in years past in determin
ing on his own hooV what constitutes
surplus property, within his own
branch must give way to the Budget
rtureau.
S ich officials must stand aside
while the Dawes machine rips
through and finishes the tesk set be
fore it by the President. The invento
ries being made of Government sur
plus 'stocks of v:ir materials will be
l astened as a result of the clearer un
derstanding now established.
lYIctinn Is Kcninvctl '
The President has removed possi
I llltles of frlcfon. He has mule Gen
eral Dawes his personal representa
tive in the work now progressing. He i
has become the President's agent '
vlith the President'! authority, when j
he goes into a particular department
and seiks to correct presents methods j
this letter as a testimonial if you wish." "d set op in their stead new methods j
Mrs. THOMAS D. CHRISTY, 7U4 West 1 mat will pm i.ovprmneiu .operations
Mound St., Columbus, Ohio. .-upon a business-like basis.
Such a condition as Mrs. Christy was in A few heads may be hit. Put It now
points directly to a deranged condition seems clear that Dnwes. with the
of a woman's system, and by following . staunehest backing of the President,
her exarnple taking Lydia E. Pinkham's hits decided to -wade in, wherever be
Vegetable Compound, women may DQ thinks it necessary, and knock over
precedents and personalities when-i
' er he encounters them In his path. I
There is ample reason now to believe
that the President is back of him all I
the way. There Is to be no "pulling
of political strings" to preserve self-
constituted authority.
Down in Missouri That Point
Made Lots of Trouble and
Disrupted . Organization.
an excitinbg "rubber."
Haydcn, who weighs nearly three
hundred pounds, arrived just in time
to save the situation.
But when the game wi's finished,
however, he pulled up the pes;s in dis- "
gust and sent in his resignation to the
Chamber of Commerce. '
Should horseshoes be pitched along
"Main street"? Ask that question in
Webb City, and you've got an argu
ment that's a pippin.
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VKP,R CITY, Mo.. Aug. 30. (I. X.
S.) Does the ancient and honorable
gaoie of pitching horseshoes put the
"kick'' sign on a town and hold it up
to public ridicule?
This question has caused a row
which has stirred the Webb City
Chamber of Commerce to its very
depths and has caused the resigna
tion of its president. Tom Haydcn mo
tor dealer and all-around spoilsman, j
Hayden was sponsor for some j
"barnyard golf" links in a vacant. lot!
ill the center of Webb City's business!
district. The clang of old horseshoes j
against the iron pegs and tho shouts j
of the snectators when an accurate!
''heave" dislodged a humdinger of a
''liubber" made more noise along
"Main street' than that thoroughfare
had heard In some time.
"Tis Drawing Card
Neighboring farmers soon bean to
look forward to a trip to the "city'' j
with tho same expectancy they did in
bygone days when the tavern put out j
something which produced that in- j
ward glow conducive to some "mean
harmony" later around the hitching I
stables. Every four corners here- j
t u bouts was developing a horseshoe- ;
flinging "champeen."
Put "Main street" talked, and the I
uplift clement said It made Webb City j
"too haekwoodsy." Finally the town j
marshal swooped down on the horse-
shoe-pitching sports in the midst of
wm: Tin
M If V 2 mil"1 1 fit
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! in regard to your health.
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