u H m i M I I U U I M H H M m u 1 v u i m t n ti ' ' ' " ' i i M ( ( T H i '. U 1 1 X t "' TT t"T t t TTWTW'rwHiY t r'y ftttff mttntiff VTVt''ir r ".TEH PAQE3 faqs rotnt CULT E1ST OREaOSlAJJ, rESTDLETOSf, OREQOJf, " MONDAY EVENING," NO VEMBER "22," 1020 "VlMl-i AN INIiKI'E.NDl. i THE FUNNYBQNE Publlshi-d Dully and .'innl-Veokly, at Ivnrtli tun, Onsaui, Iiv tho EST (iii;i; i n l l in.iSKiNd co. Ii,nl-rf.l at lh poKtofficft at leiidle ton, (ri-g.i,n, aa teconu-cla. Mail nalt.r. ON MI.E IN' OTHER C1TII-.S. Imperial Hotel S-i Ktnt Portland. ON I'll.!', AT CIiIoiki Hiireau. Wis S.ci.rlty PuiMing. W ashinatnn. D. ('., Uureau &vl tour tsenth Hllfcl. N. W. Mrmkrr mt Ike Aaaarlntrd I'rw The Associated Proaa : exclusively entitled to itin u for republication of II news dixnitMira credited to it or li.H otherwise credited In this paper and also lha local netti published rer- D. 8UUSCR1PTION RATKfl US ADVANCS!) Pally. on ycarhy mall ...... Daily, six montlm. by mail ... Iail three months by mail lianv, one month by mnil ItRily. (ins your by carrier .., Iaily. six montha by carrier ' ily, "three montha by carrier l;f Piuly. one month, by carrier . .tift Si-mi-Ve-kly, one year, by mail Semi-Weekly. tx montha, by mail Semi-Weekly, (our months, by mail ..ISO" . l.&o - 1.26 .. .60 l.TS lit) .75 .60 felephona ' HOW TO ;KT THF.IIE (By Frank L. Ptauton.) Kf you wants ter git on de brighter side, Stop dut waitin' fer de time an' tide! Jump In de ruh, an' you'll Kit yo' ride Nuw'is de Mm dat it's gwinal 'Bt you wants ter git whar dp good times grow, Stop d.at w a iMi' 'cause it's snowin' snow; iHf fast train's comin', an' it's time ter so Now is de time dut it's grwino.' '"op -righted lor tl.e Xa:l Oregonian Tub. Co. AluH. liHr Hamlet! Director "Would you be willing to accept a minor part for your first tip-1 peuranco In the pictures'' To accli mate yourself, as It wore" Dramatic Mar "Ve nods! I I I that have played Klnits and Pi luces i In me time essay role of a nondescript minor and wear a lantern on me brow that has worn the crown and the lau rel!" Director "Xo, no! You don't under stand. I mean a small part a minor role an Insignificant part a minor Strangely enough, the part Is the kind you are familiar Willi a l'rlnce llamlct." Dramatis Star "What! the triiRlc Dano an Insignificant part! 1'rilhee, tell me, if Hamlet be a small part. what is the star role'.'" Director "w hy, YoricK. ion see, we resurrect him for our star funny man and run the play as a straight jcomedy." Film Fun. LUMBER AND FISH THE standing timber,of Oregon is variously estimated at from S00 to 400 billion feet. Washington has a little less. The entire Pacific coast California, Oregon, Washington and British Columbia has, say 1,000 billion feet. A cut of 20 billion a year is probably as much as we could reasonably expect to have and $15 a thousand for all labor would give us an income from the timber industry on this coast in ten or twenty years irom now of $300,000,000 per year, lhe business is of sufficient magnitude to encourage stsudents in our different colleges to take special courses for the logging nd for the milling and handling of this large industry. It is a resource well worth conserving. The fishing industry on the Pacific coast at the present time amounts to ?a0,000,000 per annum. This industry, if properly taken care of, will show a constant increase instead of a de crease, and the persons engaged in this industry 50 years hence will be many times as great as are enployed at the present time Japan, with less than one-half of the shore frontage that we have, and certainly with less than one-half of the fish supply, employs 200,000 boats m the fishing industry. Over three mil lion of its inhabitants are engaged in the industry; and Dr, Hugh Smith, who has written an able article upon this in a fish ing report, estimates that there are over ten million Japanese uependentupon the fishing industry for their existence. lhe Japanese consume annually from 50 to 60 pounds of fish food per capita and less than ten pounds of other meats. It becomes absolutely necessary for Japan to conserve her fishing industry ; the could not exist without it. In the United States our agriculturists estimate that it re quires 150 pounds of meat per year per capita to sustain our American population. This supply is growing constantly less, the prices are growing higher and individuals are forced to sub sist on less. In twenty-five years from now it will be absolutely impossible for America to secure 100 pounds of meat per capita. Already the shipments of meats from America to England have been practically discontinued. The preservation of our fishing Industry for the maintenance of food supply is of far more im portance to our future generations than the maintenance of our Pacific coast timber, and it is reasonable to expect that in twenty-five years from now the fishing industry will excel the lum ber industo' in magnitude, and it is possible for the fish of the Pacific coast, if properly preserved, to support a larger popula tion than is now living here. i We are giving some attention to our hatcheriess, to the prop agating and preserving of our fish. This is absolutely necessary. Our schools might take up a fishing course as well as a forestry course. To properly conserve this industry, in ten years more it will require one million dollars year year to maintain our hatcheries. We ought to have men specially prepared to take charge of this great work. Our hatcheries should always em ploy young men specially trained for the business, as the for estry department does, instead of employing unskilled labor. German technical colleges have for many years maintained a most complete course on fish culture and fishing. The new Canadian universities announce a similar course. America should not lag behind. People from all over this county and m fact from all over the west have contributed to the Til Taylor memorial fund. It is due these contributors that the fund be used for strictly memo rial purposes. -The use of the money for any selfish purpose by Pendleton would arouse justifiable criticism that would be em barrassing. We are capable of making any local improvements that mav be called for and to serve such ends there is no occa sion for any procedure that might be questionable in character. Centuries ago a noted Roman historian discussing criticisms cf Alexander the Great, said they were chiefly based on the an tipathy of second Tate minds for a marl with a first class mind. Future historians will say the same thing of those who carp so much at Woodrow Wilson. i Many people would be more ready to excuse the big packers if they would make some real bacon once more. The stuff they now turn out is too much like fresh pork dipped in water. The dope seems to favor a stop in the declining price of wheat but these are days when the dopesters may easily go wrong in their calculations. .. Many cities are experiencing unusual criminal activity this winter. A good time to have policemen and sheriffs who are on their toes.' ' S. Benson rendered a good service to this county when he in sisted that the Echo-Pendleton highway follow fche Umatilla river. Get your Red Cross bundle ready; there are those who can make good use of your cast off clothing. Christmas and New Years come on Saturday this time. JiitUiVliig tlu Depth. An English rider, coming to a river he was unfumlliar with, asked youngster he saw playing on the bank if It was deep. "No." replied the boy but soon found that he and his horse had to swim for their lives. When finally he reached. the other side he. turned and shouted: "I thought you said it wasn't deep." "It aren't." was the reply. "It only takes grandfather's ducks up to their middles!" Boston Transcript. i mm c . m m fl i s i i ! iijwJ1' - lea , ir a r ill - StpHd Him Too Soon. A certain caddie, although ordinar ily his speech was quite normal, was apt to stammer badly when excited or surprised.' One day he was caddying for a well known lslayer. who on arriving at the seventh hole a particularly difficult one remarked: "I did this hole in three the other day." "What?" ejaculated "Well, sir, all I can say a l-i-l-l" "Steady, boy, steady! the player, reprovingly. iou re a i-t-i-iucky man, sir," con cluded the stammering caddie. Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph. the rnrldie 1 that you are interrupted A Cliansc of Tiro. Mrs. Speedup Hello mother! We're bit late, but we had to stop on the road to chance a tire. Her mother You should have come Just as you were and changed youn at tire m your room here instead of out on the open road. Houston Tost. A Pensomtl Misfortune. "Just because your candidate was defeated, you don't think the country is going to pot, do you?" "No," said the melancholy citizen, don't. But since my candidate prom ised me a Job If he got elected. I don't see what's to prevent me from going to pot." Birmingham Age-Her ald. Tlic IrMi or it. A gentleman was walking along a country lane one day when he was startled to see a man's head appear above the dirty water in the ditch. "Why, Tat," he exclaimed, "what are you doing there?" The Irishman smiled sheepishly. "Well, sir. being tired- of life, I am trying to down meself!" But why, then, do you keep put- ing your head out of the water for?" 'Shure, now," replied Pat, "I have o keep coming gup to get my breath!" London Answers. fAKis, .nov. zi. (u. i'.) neprc-1 sentatives of Lithuania are now in Moscow, negotiating with the Russi an government for a military offen sive against Poland, according to ad vices received from the soviet capital today. Mil yiSI llll Ml ft ir.'jii IIUII IIMII llMll Ml nun urn oni cunii lEAnrR i KmrUUL0IILIIi LLnULii HAS ABANDONED TROOPS Bush & Lane .announcement; ' We are pleased to announce that we have opened a piano store at 115 East Webb street, in the rear of the St. George Hotel, where Tendleton people will find on display the world renowned pianos manufactured by the Bush & Lane Piano Co. ' These instruments can be purchased in Pendleton at exactly the same price as applies in Portland. You purchase direct from the manufacturers and obtain the highest grade pianos made, at a saving of from 100 to $250. In seeking for a piano which combines perfect tone with beautiful case, the musically appreciative person, who has a keenly developed sense of what is in the best taste will find in these instruments manufactured by Bush & Lane the full measure of all that is beautiful in tone, design and finish. LET US SET ASIDE ONE NOW FOR CHRISTMAS DELIVERY. 115 East Webb St. Hear St. George llolel Manufacturers Portland Store Bush & Lane BaU&njr, Broadway at Alder TtrUand, Oregon P. mum w m WASHINGTON', Nov. 22. (A. P.) Mexican consuls on the border have been directed to refuse to vise pass ports to Senator Fall on his proposed visit to Mexico City for the inaugura tion of President-elect Obrcgon, the Mexican embassy has announced. K1GA, Nov. 22. (I?. P.) Ukrain ian opposition to Itussian troops has disintegrated, according to a Moscow wireless today. It is stated that Gen eral PJetlura, anti-bolshevik leader, has abandoned his troops, which Is expected to dissolve immediately. The Polish-Russian peace negotiations were broken off here yesterday, the Russian delegates declaring that Po land violated the armistice terms re garding disposition of troops. liarircKt Stork TunioxT Tliiis Year Taken Ilae MOW YORK, Nov. 22. Hopes ot 1ut rtiudilioim in the stock market Friday were soon dissipated, the reac tion of the past three weeks making additional headway after an initial period of comparative Heartiness, hales amounted to l.5im.0v0 shares, the St. George And The Flagon." Kiuipments followed the course of steels and oils and motors also were weak, with food, tobacco and chemical shares. Mexican Petroleum lost 6H: Royal Dutch 2 : Baldwin Locomotive t; studebaker 3 American Sug ar and Industrial Alcohol Z'6 each and Corn Products 3 points. Shippings made feeble recoveries but investment rates, notably Reading and Northern lurK-t turnover, with one or two ex ceptions. this year. Pacific reacted at the feverish end. Mors ihau luo industrial and spec- -7"tne iurface no new elements en tul Issues were at lowest quotations i rt . fh pnPr.. mtuatiun. which 'was characterized by further disturb- (,ir ih ver 1'. S. Kte I added an other frm-iion to its minimum for three ye.ns uud Bethlehem S!eW was lower than since In general Frid:iv eei-Mil raiw elled all gain for the last two e.Hl't.. Clevis were the w eakest issues, f'ru rii.ie breaking ten points and rcgain in only 1 i, with a net loss of 3 tur ances in cotton, grain and other lead ing staples. iMinds went the way of stocks al though lois. were relatively light a few liberty issues closing at actual 'gains. ( Total wiles par value f 1 S.KTT.. j"0. Old t'. S. Ronds unchanged on " " 1 i iiV'-vnvr.'a--:::::;::::;! 'Js . 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