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IJKES LOOKING
BRIGHT.
THE ISSUES:
Fine times, my honey.
When life lookuV bright
And the lilies out yonder
Are laughing In light;
Bat when It's Good morning,"
Forget not "Good night!"
Fine times, my honey,
With nothing In sight
But icy on the hills
And In vales of delight;
But mill, in Ufe's Morning
Forget not cornea Night!
Frank U Stanton in Atlanta
Constitution.
this
men
nrv
ll I. camDaism honest
cannot differ.
They are based upon posi
tive performance against
-Loose Talk."
They are based upon Con
structive Acta against Destruc
tive Criticism.
Sivtftpn million voters are
entitled to know just where
their candidates stand on these
issues.
The Democracy and Wood
row Wilson stand revealed on
fSves questions through mag-
ificent RECORD of
ACHIEVEMENTS.
ut where doe3 Mr. Hughes
stand where does the repub
Ecab party stand on these is
sues? WHY do Mr. Hughes and
the republican party REFUSE
to answer?
Yrtij. Nr. Voter, are entitled
lo KNOW where Mr. Hughes
Bland are entitled to know
what part of the Constructive
!ejrirltion enacted during the
past four -reara Mr. Hughes
would DESTROY.
YOV are entilled to have
answers to these questions, Mr.
Wtar. so that there may be no
rJrrnbt ii vnur mind as to wat
INTERESTS will dominate Mr.
Hurties if he b fleeted
whether that INTEREST will
t YOURS or that of certain
tromorations whose INTER
ESTS are and hve ben AL
WAYS OPPOSED to YOUR in
terest.
CHILD WELFARE
yr VERY parent in Pendle-
IfC t;m should make an ef
fort today or tomorrow to
call Tor a short time at the au
ditorium of the public library
to se the exhibit presented
tKere by the Oregon Child
wTelfare Commission under the
auspices of the parent-teach-.
er association of this citv.
The work being done by this
comTTV'Birn is a work not to be!
.fxtiroated in terms of dollars':
and cent3. It can only be esti
mated in terms of human life I
m1 hanninew. It may noti
"iiavf ;1.o At specifically with
"your children but it has so to
do with other children per
haps not so fortunately born
H Ks to do with crippled and
,Ufm-m-d children, with de-
rhildren. with moral
ly delinouent children, with il-J
.ntir"te children, wun cm -dr-n
blind, deaf, feeble mind
ed or otVrwise afflicted.
The full purpose of the com
irnsMrtn. however, is broader.
Km l fnHh in bul'ohns. it
ia to study conditions affecting'
WILSON AND SOUTH AMERICA
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CHICAGO, Oct. 24. That President Wilson' handling
the Mexican situation has placed the United States higher in
the regard of the Latin-American Republic than this country
has ever stood, is the declaration of Exequiel Ramos Mexia, for
eighteen years Minister of Public Works and Agriculture in the
Argentine Republic
"This respect and confidence has been made possible by the
manner in which the president has met the problems that have
arisen south of the Rio Grande." say Senor Mexia, who i
making a tour of this country. "Mr. Wilson's refusal to be in
fluenced by the sort of appeals that havo been made to him to
bring about intervention has satisfied the A. B. C. republics that
the traditional pseudonym, 'Octopus of the North,' is not to be
applied to the United State.
"It is with regret that I learn that the policy of President
Wilson with regard to Mexico has been sharply criticiiod,"
Senor Mexia cont'nued, referring to the attack on the adminis
tration made recently by Elihu Root "Surely the critics do not
wish South America to believe that any of the leader in the
United States favor aggression at the behest of capitalistic in
terests. .... . .
"I have also read with regret the criticism made by Mr.
Roosevelt I know him personally and follow his public utter
ances closely. South America did not care for the sharp prac
tice which preceded intervention in the case of Panama,
"Had President Wilson recognized Huerta, it would
been a very grave mistake,"
a holevomo Wcutun Officer Chupman
culibagi-i! two of the worst of them
und confined them in the cooler for
an hour or so.
Churles ttnyburn la now in Mos
cow, hlii ho, engaged in the butcher
business as of yore.
Mr. Daniel O'Hara is reported to be
Kraduallyjmproving. He wus at one
time in a very critical Condition.
The Giants of New York are now
certain of winning the world's championship.
NEWS AND PERSONAL
NOTES FROM GIBBON
have
childhood, to ascertain the
best way to remedy existing
evils, and to endeavor, through
legislation and education, to
throw necessary and proper
safeguards about the children
of the state.
It is a noble purpose and one
that should be supported by
everv rieht citizen. Too much
attention cannot be paid to the
querque of the commander-in-chief
of the army and navy.
Roosevelt will probably not
be subject to any public humi
liation but his friends will
have the good grace to be
ashamed for him when he
makes the spectacle of himself
that he did yesterday.
Registration figures given
" I ah oVinm fViat tho rA.
bovs and girls of today. They ' . f. ontnumbpr the dem.
01 i- 1 r 110AAA
will he the men and women
tomorrow and the responsibili
ocrats in Oregon by 112,000
, - . .. in view vi such a uiucicutc u
ty of making them into virOe.i 8trenjrth, th Wilson
nUnlinn m i-k nn nFfin llPrlUH 1 1 1 . - -
nuiOTmta.mi.v.- atronoh ni ahnnrn hv
zens rests upon us.
AN EX-PRESIDENTS CRITI
CISM grfVURRAH for Wilson!
Hurrah for thft babies
murdered on the Lusi
tania ! Hurrah for Wilson and
Villa and Carranza! Hurrah
for the Americans ' murdered
on the border!"
The above is a sample of the
highly dignified criticism of
President Wilson which the
only real patriot, ex-President
Theodore Roosevelt, is making.
In news dispatches he is cred
ited with having shouted these
words at a contingent of Wil
son followers at Albuquerque
yesterday.
It recalls the public humili
ation of Gen. Nelson A. Miles
by President Roosevelt because
of the general's criticism of a
naval board's findings in the
Schley-Sampson controversy.
If Gen. Miles was guilty of lese
majesty in his sincere and de
liberate criticism, what is to be,
said of Roosevelt, a retired of
ficer of the United States army
when he makes such low
browed remarks as at Albu-
straw
votes and the campaign bet
ting is rather significant.
Have you sent out any litera
ture yet on the normal school
bill to vour friends over the
state?
28 Years Ago Today
(From the Dally East Oregonlan,
Oct. 24. 1888.)
Portland Is In a furore of expect
ancy over the coming of Emma Ab
bott, the grgat songstress, whose ca
reer with her company since her last
visit to the Pacific coast, over the
east and south has been one of tri
umphal musical progress.
The residence of Rev. T. M. Boyd,
and Dr. C. J. Whlttaker on Paradise
hill, south of town, are nearing com
ptetton.
Semi-occ&tionally in the dead hour
of night the slumberer is awakened
by a pistol shot and naturally lm
airines that a tragedy of some kind Is
taking place. This shooting by night
is Petting rather frequent but It Is
next to Impossible to catch the of'
fenders, who doubtless like to try
their marksmanship on dogs and
cats In the light of the moon.
The general promlscuousness of
young hoodlums on the street Is get
tin? to be absolutely appalling. Last
night In order to give the youngsters
OeBiAGbpTalfolblttic
Dy Ellis PftFfcer Cvilon Atrthor Pifts i?PijjJ
Terrv. the Bip Cod on the Main I yourself.' they say, 'with all your
Lreet beat, halted his number twelve i arms and legs shamefully remaining
cet alongside Banana Joe's fruit I where they were meant to be, ana
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(East Oregonlan Special.) ,
GIBBON, Oct. 24. Mrs. Albert Ba
iter and children have gone to Troy.
Wallowa county, to visit her parents
Mr. and Mrs. Rlchond.
The large dance hall at Bingham
Springs has been repaired. The floor
is in excellent condition and a big
dance Is announced for Saturday
night, October 28, with a big oyster
supper. A large crowd is expected
as there is now plenty of room for a
large crowd.
Oeorse O'Daniol of Pendleton is
here for a week oir a visit to his
brother-in-law R. C. Hager.
Albert Baker wont over to Duncan
yesterday.
Mrs. Add Griggs was on the river
yesterday and today.
W. W. Hooh and Herman Rosen
berg were in Pendleton yesterday on
business.
Seth Hyatt returned to his home at
Weston today.
Will Brace of Pendleton spent last
Sunday here at the home of hi
brother, Geo. Brace.
John Thompson and sons, and
George Brace today disposed of 75
head of beef cattle to the Pendleton
Meat Company.
Jim Lieuallen and Ralph Tucker ot
Weston are on the river looking after
their cattle.
Guendolyn and Genevieve Bonifer
returned to their school work in Pen
dleton after spending the weekend at
theia home here.
Mr. and Mrs. Leon Kidder went to
their home In Athena today after
spending a week here on the river.
Mr. and Mrs. Georee Brace went
to Pendleton today. Mrs. yrnce will
spend the week with Mrs. Will Hum
phrey there while Mr. Brace and Mr.
Humphrey go In the hills on a hunt
ing trip.
Mrs. Dave Bonifer went to Pendle
ton today on business.
Though shooting one's papa Is not
so very different from shooting one's
nnsnand, neither of these things is
being done In our moro ladylike circles.
for II run the itandard remedy for Bkin
dUoaet. A liquid wed exteriullr. ruluiil
f'S'''- S9e.aBdl.NI. Your money
bark if Uie first buttle don not bruiz vom
relief. Aak Hw about O. D. D. Sotp.
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Ojpen 6:30 a. m.
Cooked and Prepared Cereals
Fruits in Season '
Eggs and Omelets any style
Steaks, Chops. Ham and Bacon
Wheat and Buckwheat Cakes
Waffles, Toasts and
The1 Best Cup of Coffee in Pendleton.
Noon Lunch a la Carte
To suit the appetite and purse.
Soups, Salads, Sandwitches
Hot Meats, Steaks and Chops, Pies
Ice Creams and Sherbets.
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tand and took a nice red apple from
top of the pile.
"How you goin' to vote this fall,
Jce " he asked.
"I no gotta da v.te," said Joe with
a grin. "I no getta my second papers
for a long time yet. I no getta my
first papers until this becg war bust
out Then I getta them mighty
queek, you bet!"
"I bet you did:" said Terry, peel
ing his apple carefully. "There's
nothing blood thirsty about you, Joe.
The corner of Main and Second looks
!-:ter to you than them trenches,
J.-r.'t it?"
' "ure, Mike!" grinned Joe.
hat's because you're nothing but
i .jnorant foreigner," said the Big
-i. "You don't appreciate the
:ssing of being shot through the
ft lung by a Uiirteen-inch shell.
Vou can't see the admirahility of
having the tag ends of what was
once your legs cut off short below
your belt by a Red Cross surgeon."
"You talk likea da crazy man!"
said Joe scornfully. "Whata man
wsnt& thflt?'
"Plenty of them," said the Big Cop.
"You'll hear them any day now
Renuhlieans on the tails of the carts
and on the rostrum roajtin' Wood-j
think how gloriously you might be
hadn't been for Woodrow. Maybe
now they say, 'you'll go down to a
ripe old age and never know the
blessedness of living the greater part
of your life as blind as a mole, with
part of your jaw decaying some
where in the trench where the shell
exploded.
"'Look at my house,' they say,
'and then vote for Woodrow if you
dare. It stands like it did yesterday
and year before last when if it
hadn't been for the way Woodrow
did it might be one of the finest
piles of bricks and ashes ever desert
ed by the last starved rat We'll
never be full of picturesque ruins and
graves of babies that starved to
death, like them that makes Belgium
so grand, whilst Woodrow is per
mitted to settle things in the way
brainy men would settle them!
"'If you want to know how we
feel about Woodrow Wilson,' they
say, 'take a look at Maggie, my wife,
and Dora, and Edward, and little
John, the baby. Since my wages
went DD and there's no lay-offs they
are as shamefully fat as partridges
and as disgracefully happy as larks.
It is an awful condition for civilized
ft
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s
Sacred S
ontiiHent Private Economy
Public Iloalth
Civic Prido
ana on tne roairuui ivi l-ij v.. jt p.,
row Wilson for leavin' the nation in women and children to Jbe hi. but
j:.:.. ,a It I for this outrageous man, Woodrow
m. lui uiuuii vi " v - - i . - . "... .i
is awful, what that Wilson has done
td the nation! If he had but heeded
the advice of the sturdy Republican
talkers the cork leg industry might
now be in a condition of prosperity
never before known. I might be
walking my beat in a wheel chsir.
"Yes. Joe, peace and prosperity is
an awful condition for any nation to
be in and the Republicans blame
Woodrow Wilson for it 'Look at
what he has done!' they say. 'Every
factory in the country running over
time and more work than there is
men, and wives living with their hus
bands, and husbands supporting their
children, when if it hain't been for
Woodrow we might even bow be in a
delightful condition of war and
starvation and the ionotony of the
streets beautified by eight hundred
thousand or thereabouts handsomely
mangled cripples.
"'Vote against Woodrow,' they
say. 'It's a shame we can't have
Theodore Roosevelt, but if we can't,
i n liave the man he'i (or. Look at
Wilson, they might all now he hap
pily starving to death on tne win
charity supplied by the kind-hearted
Mexicans, or aeugnnuny acau in
a bomb dropped by an airship. Poor
little John! When I think that, if it
hadn't been for the way Woodrow
handled things, the saucy, fat baby
might now be a sweetly reminiscent
reef spatter on the sidewalk, I can
hardly contain myself. I can never
forgive Woodrow for not making the
United States sweet scene of mur
der and rapine and ruined homes!
"You maka me sick!" said Joe.
"Who talks lika that?"
The Big Cop laughed.
"Well, what else does It mean,
Joe?" he asked, "when they roast
Woodrow for not leaping into a war i
You can't have war without the up-to-date
trimmings. I can't see but
that the only grouch thejr have
against Woodrow is that he kept the
country a land of peace and made it
a land of plenty."
"Sure. Mike!" said Jos cheerfully-
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