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DAILY' EAST OREGONIAN. PENDLETON. OREGON. MONDAY. OCTOBER 23. 1916.
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U. S. INSPECTED
Warranty Deed
Jane Mack, et vir, to T. E. Hurd, et
ux, 16000, acreage In Township 1
south, ltange 81.
W. H. Spence, et ux, to Benjamin
Osborn, $0000, W 1-2 NE 1-4, section
17. Township 5 North, Range 88.
Carl Newiulst, et ux, to Kmll A.
Belike,' 13000, NE 1-4 8ectlon 2,
township 1 North, Range JO.
PAIR IT YEARS OM) 18 HAPPY.
Herbert SanrilxTg ami Hla Youthful
llrlile Wn Vlctorj In Court.
REALTY TRANSFERS (?
New
Is the kind that made
famous, that old saying
"BUCKWHEAT CAKES AND SAUSAGE
GRAVY."
Try some these cold days.
Downey Market
TELEPHONE 188
The Dean Tatom Co. Grocery Telephone 688
ENGLISH COWS, SCARED
BY ZEPPELINS, GIVE
ONLY SPOILED MILK
BERLIN, Oct 23 The Berliner
Tageblatt declares that a London po
lice court has absolved a dairyman
who had been accused of adding wa
ter to the milk sold by him. The
dairyman declared, according to the
newspaper, that his cows were so
frightened by the Zeppelin attacks
that the milk was spoiled.
JOHN D. JR. TRAVELS
HOME ON TRAIN AND
SAVES AUTO TIRES
NEW YORK. Oct. 24. John D.
Rockefeller, Jr., and family have re
turned to Tarrytown from Seal Har
bor and started commuting again.
Altliough he has several automobiles,
goes out to his estates on a train and
Rockefeller refuses to use them and
uses a carriage Instead,
"JUST use mellow tobacco,"
J says Alec Wise-acres.
But wait ! Mellow means
"thoroughly cured." And cur
ing takes time. 18 months it
takes spme times longer.
No ordinary, slap-dash manufac
turing method will turn out a sure
enough mellow cigar. You've got to
be sure every leaf is mellow before
you use it
They do this in the OWL fac
tories. It takes a lot of time. It takes
workcareful work. It takes an in
vestment of over a million dollars in
reserve leaf that is waiting to reach
the proper degree of mellowness.
But the results make the effort
worth while. For the OWL is a
mellow smoke.
The Million
Dollar Cigar
M. A. GUNST A CO.
INCORPORATED
they
CHICAGO, Oct. 23. "And
lived happily ever afterward."
Of course there may be a sequel,
but for the time being the old fairy
tale ending holds In the case of "Mrs,
Myra Sandberg versus Mr, and Mrs.
Chiirles Sandberg writ of habeas
corpus to bring the body of her hus
band Into court."
Myra Is 17 years old. , Last week
she went Into Ju'lge Thompson's
court and demanded her husband.
Burble Is almost 17. They loved,
eloned, married and returned to be
forgiven by their parents. Nothing
doing. Herblo was seized and put to
bed by his mother, For a time pa
rental authority had the upper hand
and then Mrs. Myra took her case In
td court. Rcfore the court could do
anything, however, Herble likewise re
belled. "You can't keep me away from
her," said Herble to his mother and
two sisters, and they couldn't. He
flew to his bride, Herble did. And
when the cave came up today in
court they were hold'ng hands and ce
mented. The partita didn't have to
produce Herble's body In court as the
writ of habeas corpus demanded.
"I've been living with my wife,"
said Herble to the court, "and I'm
going to continue to live with her."
Mrs. Sandberg walked out with her
family indignant. The court dismiss
ed the case and Herble and Myra left
Herble to look for a Job, Myra to help
him find it '
ANOTHER WEFK OF FAIR
WKATIIKJl FOR COAST
WASHINGTON, Oct. 23. Pa
cific States: The week will be
one of generally fair weather
with temperatures near the sea
sonal normal.. There is some
probability of local rain on the
north coast by the middle of the
week.
Rocky mountain and plateau
regions: The week will be one
of moderately cool and general
ly fair weather, except that local
: aim oi "nowa are probable In
th& northern Rocky mountain
region the latter part of the
week.
at Alexanders
in all the shades such as Rose
Amber, Sunset, Indian Sum
mer, Black and Silver.
These dainty dresses 'are
made of Elizabesh Satan
and Radium Silks.
Pricec from
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New lot of Coats, Suits
Dresses and Waists by
this morning's express
THE DAYLIGHT STORE; BETTER GOODS. LATEST STYLES, PROMPT AND
COURTEOUS ATTENTION.
AIM
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WE PAY POSTAGE ON ALL MAIL ORD ERS.
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MONDAY, OCTOBER S3, 11.
Natty Ramim Had Nothing on Thorn.
rat Graham says he overheard Hal
Corby and Earl Sawyer swapping
stories the other day about deer hunt
ing, and he fays he doesn't wonder
any more at the scarcity of deer.
Ask the Mayor.
The other evenine the Ilehm emu
so dim for a period of some minutes
that we were forced to cease from
our labors. Right in the midst of our
vaoat'on the telephone rang and.a
vn'ce asked us 1 we understood that
the new dimmer ordinance applies to
the Pacific Power ft Light Co.
Thnt Hidden Speech.
The Tribune is chortling In triumph
over the fact that only a small crowd
gathered to hear Mrs. Hidden speak
for W'lson the other night. We beg
to submit for their earnest consider,
atlon the slgniflcnnt fnct that it was
advertised as a Hidden meeting and
many were too t'rel at night to take
up the search for It
It's a AVoman'ta p'irht to Change; He
Mind.
We can't see that It makes any
reference whether the Episcopal or
any other church leaves In or takes
out the word "obey" In the marriage
ceremony. It's been our observation
and eperlence that even though a
wife does swear at the altar that she
will obev her husband, she doen't
rerd the vow later with any more
seriousness than en office holder does
a pre-election pledge.
1'nw AWt Rood Tw?
At the Herm's'on Hoi Show there
was every k'nd of hosr Vnown to man,
errrt a Imd ho? nnrt someone has
siigtre'ted to us that Hermtstnn can
overcome that do'Menov another vear
by jiiifng a few reservation farmers
on exhibit.
pnn't Ask
T'end'e'nn sent over a couple of
nnmlred neon'e to the Walla Walla
tarvt Festival. We w'l now loin
'n s-nglng, "What Will The Harvest
Fo?"
trends rn vnyn,
A young Iik'v who" snnearance
wi venr ch c (abbreviation for
ch'clren wns sl't'nr In th windows
o the Paer hnrw?' store flntnrdav.
oh wore a mnk and she w- ndver-
t's'n" a safetv raor. At flrt we
couldn't understand whv she wore the
n-V -n In a ll't'e wh'U we rnr.
mtsed that she was so fair of face
that, should sh uncover it, the atten
t'on of her audlenoe would be divert
ed from the article she was exploit
ing. SHU later, after following the
Intent gaze of Tom O'Brien, Claud
Penland and Ned Neill, we decided
that If she would claim a full and
complete atention for the razor, she
should also wear her skirts a little
longer.
"Iliw Dry I Am."
Just as the w. C. T. U. special roll
ed In last Wednesday evening a ter.
rifle dust storm blew up. One lady
Interpreted It as a a'gn of royal wel
come. "Even the very earth rose up
to greet us," fhe said. We are sorry
that none of them seemed to catch
the real significance of that dust
storm. It was just a way a thirsty
land had of advertising what a darned
dry country this Is since prohibition
went into effect
Modern Indian Warfare.
Armed hostilities having broken
out on the Umatilla reservation last
week, the Pulldogser hastens to do
clare at once a policy of str'ct neu
trality. But, we would add lest our
attitude be mistaken, if we were a
farmer we would not be too proud
to fight for a piece of reservation
land,
Poo F4twd IP" Poll at the Dairy
Show.
Purine the recent Pendleton
Round-Up, when the people of the
TTermlston country proposed a hiy
house and exhibit. It was found tho
ordinances of that city would not ner
m't it. Seelne the worth of such a
display. Dr. Pest, as mavor. personally
secured the enactment of special leg-
Is'at'on permltt'ng the Hermlston
people to so successfully carry out
their project. Hermlston Herald.
rmcTXFSs poftry.
The finance committee of the
council Inst week recommended
against the purchase of a small auto
truck to carry 500 feet of hose and
the fire ch'ef. The following lament
was penned by one of the firemen and
submitted to the Bulldogger.: ,
Tho Fire Department.
The council says "They need no
truck."
They are boss, so Let 'er buck.
Rut let me tell yon. mv kind folk,
Money talks, but the city's broke.
We have a park tooo bones,
That would protect the people'i
homes,
If only it had been put to work
Instead of being useless Pork.
But what would the poor firemen do
It they should have a fire or two.
One in the east, one in the west,
Of course, they'd do their very best
But with the apparatus that they got
At one they could only save the lot
So neighbor it's up to you and me
To arrange our garden hose handily
And when the bell rings, run your
best
As you may be put to a crucial tes.
At fighting fire for your own hoard,
The city can't afford a Ford.
WEEPING, HE STEALS $30.
Visitor's "Touching" Eloquence Hits
Girl at Irish Bazaar.
John McBride is a youthful sales
man whose heart goes out to Ireland,
so there was nothing odd about the
fact he called a taxlcab tt h's home
No. 132 West Ninety-third street, yes
terday and made for the Irish bazaar
In Madison Square Garden.
He had been there only a few min
utes when his eyes fell upon pretty
Julia Dillon of No. 72 Preston
street, Brooklyn, who presides over a
flower booth. McBride told her of his
love for Ireland until his emotions so
overpowered him that he wept.
After he had gone the young wom
an discovered S30 was missing from
her bag, Detective McCoy found Mc-
Bride in a nearby saloon. He had at.
ready spent 14 working up more sym
pathy for Ireland.
In men's night court he pleaded
guilty and was remanded in $300 ball
for trial
STOXE IN WRONG PEW.
Caught in G. O. P. Parade,
Thought It Was a Funeral.
He
ST. LOUIS, Oct. 23. Senator Wil
Ham Joel Stone accidentally got into
a republican parade today, and it was
10 minutes before he could extricate
himself. Stone and Dr. E. T. Brand,
secretary of the Foreign Born Demo
cratic Votera Bureau, wera In an au
tomobile when they got into what th.y
thought was a traffic Jam. Trying to
break through they found they wen
In the midst of a republican parade
with Henry Lamm, candidate for gov
ernor, leading.
Mayor Kiel and other republican
leaders cheered the new arrivals. Dr.
Brand shouted that he had been told
the republican party was dying and he
had been called on the case. Stone
said he thought it was a funeral procession.
If women had their choice between
cold feet and small ones, there would
be less demand for leather.
S3 ffSSKS
ecognized by Thousands
1 11 U today tb World's Stindud
Blood Pirifitr- nvetstioa f siaed by its
wa sunt u Nator.'i txn. twitUat ia
accenfal trMtment t blood JiitMis.
Toor nrn blood may b calling lot ft. is
ia ficHUof torn fona of blood aUMur
Get a bottl of 1 1 1 today sad stoIJ
tho poaubSity of B loaf aiego of bodily
discomfort.
How
you can get rid
of eczema with
FT
inol
esin
Resinol Ointment, wiili Resirtol
Soap, usually stos itching instontty.
It quickly anil easily heal) the most
distressing case j of ec.-cma, raslior
similar tomiemir.jr s!in or scalp
eruption, not Juc to seri .uu internal
disorders. iV.V i'y u.I urugpsts.
REMEMBER YOUR PHOTO
GRAPH ia the only thing you can giv.
your friends or relatives which
can not be bought in the open
market Come to the studio
and have a good picture taken
for your Xmas gift to those you
care for most.
C. 8. WHEELER
Photographer.
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Ta Orchestra, ftirnlahari tnr
KARL GOIOTT
TEACHER OF Ml Klfi n d
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Dancing parties a specialty. d
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Dr. B. W. WITTEN
Optician and
Optcirc.jist
Eyes Examined, Glasses Fitted.
Lens Duplicated Promptly.
Equipped to make a complete
examination.
Room S Smith Crawford Bldg.
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