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DAILY EAST OREGON! AN. FENDLETON. OREGON. MONDAY. AUGUST 14, 1916.
Alfa Theatre
Friday and Saturday Night
Aug'. 18 and 19
AND SATURDAY MATINEE.
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From the PesMoines. Wash.. Children's Home.
CHANGE OF PROGRAM EACH NIGHT.
24 KIDDIES, IN THE BEST OF
A two hours' program of Music and Mirth.
Watch for Brass Band Street Parade
at 4:30 P. M.
Pretty Costumes Special Scenes
join with Cousin Ti'itdy in spreading
:mtt-race suicide propaganda. More
I aides, more buggies.
v lvri'ei'i Record.
t learning that the W. C T. I". was
inspecting the records of liquor ship
ments to ascertain the names of those
CUrtag their monthly allowance,
j lule ltadeaux remarked with feel
ing. "I'm thankful that they can find
nothing there to expose me to criti
Iclsm. I haven't missed a month yet.'
i
Oaose And Effect.
It's funny that the farmer.
Whose wheat brings dollar five..
Will urge the buyer to boost it higher.
His face with Joy alive.
Mid yet will howl and cuss and growl
All in the very hour,
l ocalise the mills tn meet their bills.
Have raised the price of flour.
viliied.
j 1 don't know a thing but what naiure
has taught,
The have no schools here though I
know that they ought.
I I'd like to "aspire." but I'll let m
new jeans
There aim a soul here known what the' ITeUrht
word means,
i Oh yes. 'tis a benighted illiterat
land.
No one reads or writes and few un-
derstand.
i Hut still I'll slay with her and cast in
my lot.
And Rive her the best and the all that'
I've got.
IAMBS lUl'I'HK USES KBKOSKNE
l WATER ixnt GRBASY
amnm mts uk-
Sl'liTS.
I
tvk Makes Much dilU
tioiuil Work for .Moil at Junction
on Account of Hud Order Can He-,
uur lirought lUick lor ltcpairs uud i
Transfer,
(East oregonlan Special.)
K1ET11, Aug 14. James Klppee.
an employe at the round-house, was
uutte badly burned about the arms.
And when I'm all spent and life's " ; lw!a alla M( KbOUt 8 o'clock Sunday
ine uown gruaes. i morning add his box car hoVUK
I'll straddle my pinto and cross tne
Cascades.
To spend my last years m peaceful
repose
In the land where the moss and the
culture stuff grows.
Lively Music, Funny Comedians.
PRICES 25c AND 50c.
i... ..t i:,.uk 'I'lie Ijidv' Aii-ucr.
"It's tan thing'' said I.eoni Several weeks ago we published I f'0'
Cohen "ii his return from Buyers' j some etses w ritten by a jilted lover
Week, "that most all of the buyers of Echo, I he substance of which was
were looking for cellars." that be could seek forgetfulneas IK
booze lint eventually decided that he
morning
i caught on fire as a rssalt of using
: kerosene in a tub of water in w hich
I he Was wush.ng some greasy over
; clothes. In some manner the kqro-
sene caught on lire and Mr Rip use
received his burns in getting the tub
: kicked out of doors. After the em-
di casings had been applleu
the injured limlis, Mr. Jackson
! look him to Pendleton in his auto
where he could have Ihe attention
of ihe oomnanj surgeon, Dr. Ulngo.
FROM THE PEOPLE
building and general
this inland empire.
expansion oi
It Gives I -
The gullibility
,,iii,l find .mother Tirl in the sweet ' " wreck WHICH occurred clglll
bye und bye. Miles west of here on the morning
.Now nones the lady in Ihe case. ! ot the 10th has caused lots of extra
berating us right soundly for having' here on account of bad order
published verses, declaring that all. ears being brought back here tor re-
Beho understood to whom they re-I pairs and some to be transferred
tarred and had enjoyed a laugh at 'Four cars of coal were a total wreck
1 her expense. After calling us an un- ami the clam sneu iron iu uisavs
1 wphtstlcated boob, which we accept ' has been busy picking the coal up und
Vuto -au.-ca. ,,,ii,.,, ,h indites her loading it into other cars to be sent
,f i.nh rAnnri,.r on "
The Turner Turned.
'From Cocktail to Oxtail' is the title
of the romantic lifestory of Horsemllk
1 urner. Before prohibition days he
Stai a bartender and now he is a
botcher.
JOHN DAM).
Aug. 14.
Au-
TIih decease.! was born in Toronto, metropolitan dailies is a slltljeCI ot IT
i'. hkn i !!! mi.i ih. I currirur wonderment to us. No matter I "
rsml ates at' ih Ontario how often they go to Portland
j Cksriei Marsh and Roland Oliver an
the fertile plains or eastern Oregon, Me 1""'" themselves off on some j WIS
l.vn h. r.,..L. , h,n. I reporter as l'l "iilllieiu rnimru'ii mi
siead twelve miles north of Pendle
ton, and with unabated industry
oinplinient. she Indites her loading It ml
answer and savs if we don't print itl forward. Hoy Duiigan. formerly or
ire a coward at raid 10 iin
judge 1 somciniiiir we siarieu.
inetning nK
piacs,
The answer reads
reus and get about a column interview "You say there will be another,
the virgin son
the i
titul honii
labors a beau-
tU and valuable
Jncl
true
prac
(.tin
or more papers. Just why Sam
n. who knows hot for their
ilibre, does not put a stop to the
e on his paper at least Is an
thin we can't understand.
Pendleton. rre
Mitor East iregonlan:
At 1 1 o'clock on Wednesday
irust I ll. John Dand. a wel
known DnntUIS connty farmer, pass
ed through the portals leading t
the seoral cham!ers submerged with
in the wesses nf an unknown and farm.
unseen world In his passing I'ma- His constructive
Mb ..lu.tv has lost a ch.ra.,,; r.i- concentrated on agricultural ivn ,j,.mias. ,',,iplaml
.am wun ii-- i"-nut iim pursuits out wnue tnusiy engiigeu.
g n-rsonality long associated with, m, mQtjJ atUtude concerning the
and earnestly devoted to the uP-jaffaiis of government was not ab-
! sorbed k rural activities as it was
I ever his policy to lake not only an
In the sweet bye and bye.
Let us hope you will not bother,
In the sweet bye and bye.
mliiil was judi-
drink b,,(
The pastime
Helen Holmes i
theater was featuring
film dr
la
but now of La Uraiide,
had charge oi the locomotive crane
engaged in picking this coal up.
Supt. W, Boiions, Assistant Super
intendent a, Buckley, Division Mas
ter Mechanic, all of La Orande, were
here Friday in connection with the
J wreck and conducting the regular
f monthly supply iradi -over the dl
j vision.
All aboard tor the picnic at Gib
bon on Thursday. August iiih. Kvery -
invited to come whether in lip-
employ of the railroad or not out-
.une and especially
and itdsrs are
requested I
RECOVERY OF
NEW JERSEY
WOMAN
Due To Lydia L Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.
Bridpeton.N.J. "I cannot sr-eak too
highly of Lydia E. I inkham's Vegeta-
ble tmnound for
i
inflammation and
oilier weaknesses. I
Whs very irregular -he Pj
. tncugh unosteiitatiuus part,
but a serious view relative to state
and community advancement, there
fora rendering him a citizen of cul
minating value whose education was
wrought from the broad field of ex
perience and who wisely chose his
alma mater in the nursling tabors
of nature,
ii .as to Mr. Dand and to the
belonged? and of j lq
w h ch Oregon is
we, tne present generation owe our
exauiied position in this the lore
most rank of governmental and so
clilUU) progress.
The cruel hand of fate may thin
ihe ranks and erase the sainted mem
oiiej. ot those who Uave divinely
caused an erstwhile barren deieri to
oiuoni with exquisite Harmony from
tock:es, but the
"Is this the place where tiny ha
Helen Holmes'."' he asked.
"Yes sir." said Manager Guy Mo
lock. "It is."
"Well, don't get chesty about II
.-aid the man. "This isn t the
place In Pendleton where they
hell in homes."
nl!
hu
Heard On The
Charley Heard is
He is proud 0
lets anyone forget it.
Street.
an insurance
It nnd never
Hie other dav
proud to boast, thatjn( was intro,iuceri to a stranger
"?laf to meet you. I insure you." he
-aid by wav of acknowledgement.
" When you met mo on the street.
I know l did look sw eet.
' But If you choose, you may
booze,
"Just now or in the sweet b
bye"
and enjoy a day s recreation with us I
j We apologize for omitting the sec-; Excursion rutes have been grained
! ond verse, but we couldn't quite for all those nut entitled to passes I
L gather it. However, It is very plain Pare from Kieth. tl for the round
I that the lady has M intention of ever trip, half fare tickets tor children j
becoming the bride or "Bill." j over five years and not over lu years j
. of age, 51k See uandbllts tor Hat
just the Tiling for Diarrhoea. ! ul prlaea.
"About two years ago 1 had a se- K. J. Anthony and C, H. Camptjell
Ivere attack of diarrhoea which lasted ' ol the store department relumed on
jover a week," writes W. C. Jones. No. IT Saturday from Soda Springs.;
IBUford, N. D. "I became so weak j Idaho, w here they had spent a lew
i that I could not stand upright. A days on business,
druggist recommended Chamberlain's
Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Rem-j
edy. The first dose relieved me and!
within two days I was us well as1
ever." Many druggists recommend
this remedy because they know thatj
it is reliable. Obtainable everywhere.'
Adv
their no-
a perpetual
corrosive touch
of time cannot destroy.
Mi Dan 1 earn, d with him
chi.
Ue hand
osonttiaenl
Adding Nothing T It,
The Wallers mill bought 7SO0 bush
els of bluestem at a record price the
other day but the Oregonian added
cipher to the amount and made it Tl
OOU bushels. But as James Alger
"Buffalo" Fee remarked, what does a; . .
mt to. It's nothing ! Augustus George, Aged 96, Lo-
P. A. Michael made a business trip
to ilcho the last or the week.
Mrs. B. L. Tompkins and Mrs. H.
M. Caven were Pendleton visitors on
Saturday.
Mrs. F. X. Luce and son Reuben,
.-pent Thursday in Pendleton, the
guests of Mrs. Ii Meyers.
; OLDEST PIONEER OF PAPER SHORTAGE DUE
BAi.E.K VALLLI UIEJ
TO WAR EXPERTS SAY
during '
Hesr Ye. Hear Ye, Hear Ye
The editor of th McMinnville News-1
ar. j would have ter
rible pains so that I
couid hardly take a
Step. Sometimes I
would be so misera
ble Lhat I could not his otourn anion minus terrestrial Reporter in gently rapping the idea ot BAK BR,
sweep a room. I th. h.gh res:,.-.! ,,'r .hose with whom i establishing a normal school in east- (jcorge.
doctore'd part of the he mingled and leaves behind himern
time but felt do an example worthy o: emulation.
I Utor tv1r XmMm V Pinlt- His pathwav leading from the
sraddle to the grave is strewn with ' "', 1
the tender blossoms of mercy, scat
cated in County in
1865.
chanpf
ham's Vegetable Compound and fc-'.t
a chsnsre for the better after the sec
ond day. I took it until I was in a good
healthy rendition. I recommend the
Pinklia-T momAm to all women Hi I
have used them with good results."
Mrs. MDMB T. Cl-mmtncs, Zl New
StreL Rndcretnn. N. J.
Such testimony should be accepted by . lr !n "venues 'Jl
n r j and his inan kn
an women as conv uiciri evioence oi
the excellence of I.ydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound as a rmedy for
the distressing ills of women such as
displacemerts.inflammation, ulceration,
backache, painful periods, ncrvousnes:
and kindred ailments.
iregrin. scoffs al me argumen
! that this section is entitled to a school
"It is right and proper." he
that eastern Oregon should
send her young people to the Willaai-
be educated so that they
o!d'f
early
t.-r-.l ,hur t.. h;j .MlltTit hinil that e vaiicy Hi
.. .. - mav come in touch with th
w u-tr ri.;,,i. r, r.n,r :, n firn or J
I and
All
and
Eas
Oh
.Tht
ANSCO
CAMERAS aSPEEDEX FILM
1
DON'T let another
summer go by
without an Ansco. It
will add more to the
pleasure of your out
runs than anything else.
All winter and long
uflcrwards you can live
over again with your
pictures those good
summer days. Let us
show you the Ansco
line. $2 to $55.
Tallman & Co
Ledi. t Drurgi' .i
A spirit of nunor and purity that
aonsted to a virtue accompanied
m as he passed through the various
faithtul endeavors
many kind words eminating
'roin a benevolent impulse of an
gelical tenderness, won for him a
I heat of friends who will sadly miss ..
that old, familiar gieeling of which;
Mr. Dand was eminently conspicuous. j
He was distressed at times with
the responsibility OS customary to those I
burdened with an active civil life,
but his ingenuity and magnanimity
caused him to renew with undaunted i
courage ills efiorts to achieve and I
to do and those quanties were instru-1
mental in presenting to hia mental i
vision an altruist aspect that softened
the callouses accruing from hara
ships and apparent failures
His sneoaes is measured not by the
earthiy possesion he hoi gathered
under his name, but by the daily
sacrifice not to the ones he loved, but
When a worthy cause needed hi
Support, he was generous to a fault,
both to the meek and lowiy as well
as to the high, for be recognized no
atlon or so' ia! scale one above an
other. Thw was ihe life of John Dand.
He died as he had lived, true to the
ideals he represented, and ever con
scious of '.he duty he owed to man
kind.
In passing, it Is well to state that
life was not lived In va n and that
Umatilla county has suffeied the loss
of anr among Its greatest benefae-
Thc
aspirations of western
f which moves us to tun'
strum out "The Ballad
ern Oregon Bohunk" to-wlt: I
The Hal lad.
list to me. stranger. I'll sing for:
you now
lay of the lad from the land of
the cow;
Wild and I'm WOOly and wicked ror
sure,
rough and unciirried and smell of
manure.
Aug. 14.--Augustus
believed to have been the
pioneer of linker valley, dteJ
Friday evening at his home
ivs In ; near Haines He was born in Ken
tucky, and came to Baker county In
lt$i, being the second man to take
up land in ihe powder river valley.
Hi enjoyed excellent health up to
eight days MgO, when he was strlck I lean
eti with paralysis. ile leaves Hire
sons and two daughters.
WASHING!
ply to f per.
dent Wilson t
ualion in the
tury of
N, Aug 14 in re
ins Inquiry by Presi
gardlng the paper sit-
Unlted states. Becre-
Agricultural Houston hat
written s.i; ing: "Our experts are
liu lined to believe thut the present
conditions may lie temporary.
"I am informed thai before the
wai eastern markets, which are the
pr in ipal impel markets in the
country were fully supplied by Arner
ud the imports Irom SSV
countries, prices as a
resuli were so low as to offer little
inducement to new mills in the west
Tired .Mothers. It's hard work t" where our great tlmoer reserves are
take care of children and to cook, located. It is pronaoie coinmn'iis an
sweep wash, sew and mend besides
the war
Tired mothers should tuke Hoods those which
Sarsaparllla It refreshes the blood, factors have
Improves the appetite, a sures
ful -ben and helps In many ways. tion and operation
Adv.
y be very similar to
listed before. These
direct healing on the
rest- suggestion regarding the construc
tion and operation of government
plants.'
WITH THE RUSSIANS ON THE EASTERN FRONT
tors.
un
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Gently, now, gently! Unroll the
rest of the OWL. Spread out its
clean, long-filler leaves so that you
can study them closely.
Note that they are long-filler leaves.
Note that there are no ribs to burn
unevenly.
Take a new OWL now. Press it
see how firmly yet how loosely it
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Even if we didn't say it, you could
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