PAGE FOUB DAILY BAST OREGONIAN, PENDLETON. OREGON, MONDAY, MAY 1, 1916. EIGHT PAGES AN IMlEPKNI rm. ii.n-i all. at AM MDUUM i. by the i'l HUSHING CO Uffi. nl ( oanty Piper I MM ITaaa Association. a farad at the pnatafrtc it 1'eodleion. Oragew, a WMriilM aail matter m IUUI IX othbr cmsa. iBaxaSBl MM Nun scu4, lr land. Raw sua Sews Oa. Portland, Oregoa. OK FUJI AT CfcMkM Bimi, SW Rerarlu RaUdlng WaaiM, D C. Bmrwu Ml, Four mil Street. N. W. sriis. uirn.iN raTHS t IN A OVA-NOB I Pajlj mm rear. j Ball IS 00 laaf. U months, bj mall 2.50 Ualkj. son the. kj Mil 1.2 Da. w rnontb kj BAIL JO lBllf. i year, ky carrier T.&0 Iksllf. mi booiIw. by cuitn S 75 Mill. r exists, ky carrier .... Kami WwAly, oar yaar. ky Bail aal Waaklj. ata months, by BAIL . Seal Waailj. tear Boat, b mali Nelly, kiw Botka. ky carrier 1.50 .T5 .50 l.ti IaWI si n beams. Life's sunbeams do not fall From a shadow In the heart; They are part of all the Joy of which you are a part: And the storms will never bring them, nor the wor ry and the care The sunbeams only glimmer when the heart of life i9 fair. The morning does not glow Till the clouds have passed away. And there's so much love to know Why go worrying of the day? All the sparkle and the sun are ' within the soul that sings, And the sunny side of life is a world of endless Spring. The rainbow doesn't sparkle When the rain is falling down: And no one warms their trou bles 'Neath the cornice of a frown. It's a sunbeam of right living and the golden love of truth That makes loving and forgiv ing such a golden grace of youth. Boston Post. the words "honkety-honk-honk." Then it might be well to make a footnote to the ef fect that in America there is nothing to keep a man from being a farmer and a gentle man at one and the same time. But why bother "Mother Goose?" The Louisiana board could find other books more in need of the censor. GOOBERS 4kEXAS is boasting of an Jjy "innovation in gastrono mic technique" which was celebrated the other day at a luncheon of the Business Men's League of Houston, to J advertise a great and growing! Texas institution it was a, complete, even elaborate, menu composed exclusively of I peanuts and peanut by-products. Missouri will refrain from ; boasting, but her political menu is largely made up of the ; same things. Missouri's goob-i ernatorial goobers are the larg-! est, most numerous and most renowned in existence. St. Louis Post-Dispatch. FOR A GREATER NAVY H THE HOUSE DIVIDED AGAINST ITSELF EP0RTS from Washing ton show that the land grant bill will soon be up for consideration in the house. The departments of the inter ior and of agriculture have passed upon the measure and apparently the bill will go be fore the house with provisions giving the state school fund 20 per cent of the proceeds from land sales, the land grant counties for roads 30 per cent, the reclamation fund 40 per cent and the federal govern ment 10 per cent. It would be more equitable to give the irreducible school fund 40 per cent and the recla mation fund 20 per cent instead of 40. However, if Oregon does not fare as well as she should the blame will be large ly upon our own people. Two members of the Oregon delega tion seem to be doing nothing to obtain 40 per cent for schools. They had a different plan entirely for disposing of the land. The governor of Oregon, though expressly invited by the house committee on public lands to make recommendati ons, failed to take any step to help the cause along. The newspapers and com mercial organizations of the state have not done what they should to obtain grant land money for the school fund. The only agitation upon the sub ject .involving millions of dol lars for Oregon, has been by several independent papers, including the East Oregonian. In a cause so plainly meri torious why lias it been so dif ficult to enlist united support in this state? THE WAY THE FARMER RIDES "tt T is now possible to get a II line on the effects of the preparedness campaign on the fortunes of the navy. The naval appropriation bill as agreed upon by a sub committee of the house carries ss $217,652,174 against $149,-'g 656,865 appropriated for the current fiscal year. This in crease of $68,000,000 or 45! per cent, is largely given over j to an increase in new construe- tion and navy personnel. Two super-dreadnoughts, two bat- tie cruisers, fifteen destroyers, thirty submarines, three scout cruisers and 13,500 additional men these are the main fea tures of the new constructive programme, which is substan tially in accord with the navy department s five year plan. The people would have ap proved even more money for the navy. There may be room for differences of opinion over j the size of the army. That we should have a much more pow erful navy than we have is scarcely to be questioned. WILSON AND GRANT (From the Journal.) In one of his Portland addresses. Senator Burton said: The one thing more obvious than any other in all the conrncting cur rent of events is that the present Igno ble status of the United States in rela tion to other countries has been brought about by the halting, the va cillation and the hesitancy of the pres ent administration " What would Senator Burton h:ve3i done that President Wilson has not done? What means would he have used to save us from what he terms "our i.i noble status?" Since, with the Roosevelts and Roots and other war makers, he would have used "deeds" Instead of "words." would Senator Burton have placed the army on a war footing and sen the navy over the Atlantic to make a demonstration in force? What eb-e could he have done, since he calls 'he Wilson foreign policy "ignoble" and halting?" In thus condemning President Wil son's foreign policy, Senator Burton and his brother war makers condemn President Grant's foreign poicy. Tue Vlrglniui affair occurred during the Urant administration. October 31. 1x73, the Virginius. in American merchantman, flying 'he American flag, was captured near Ja maica by the Spanish gunboat Tor nado, and taken to Santiago de Cubi. President Grant demanded the re lease of the vessel and her crew. Eight days later, on November 7th. Joseph Fry. the captain, and 3 members of ih" American crew were lined up against a wall and shot by the Span ish authorities. The next day. 12 of Los Angeles-San Francisco Record Smashed by "Sir 6 RM LH ON THE FIRST TRIAL BEATS THE LARK BY 3 HOURS. BEATS FORMER RECORD OF 1 HOUR 23 MINUTES HELD BY CADILLAC, A CAR COSTING TWICE AS MUCH. 457 MILES in 10 Hrs. 47 Nin. MAN HAS NEVER BEFORE TRAVELED AS FAST BETWEEN THESE TWO CITIES. The Buick left Los Angeles Monday night at & o'clock and arrived in San Francisco Tuesday morning at 6:47 o'clock. (THIS TIME IS OFFICIAL.) Most Marvelous Road Record in Motor Car History The car used was a regular stock Touring Car, Model D-6-45, which sells in Pendleton at $1175. All former record-holders were much larger and higher-priced cars. - Another Remarkable Demonstration of Buick Speed, Power, Endurance and Reliability The extraordinary time made by the Buick Six up the long, hard grades, over rough mountain passes, fording streams and racing over miles of desolate desert in its intercity dash was no surprise to us. We knew that the Buick valve-in-head motor was capable of driving the car at a continued speed of more than sixty miles per hour when called upon. We also knew that the Buick chassis, notwithstanding the continued heary hammering over rough roads at unusual speed, would be in the same perfect condition at the finish as at the start. By this remarkable performance we have demonstrated to the public the superiority of Buick construction. Not a Mishap on the Entire Sensational Run proving perfect ignition, perfect carburetion, perfect lubrication, perfect cooling system, perfect construction and design. A WONDERFUL RECORD BY A WONDERFUL CAR DUPLICATE CAR ON EXHIBITION AT OUR SALESROOMS. OREGON MOTOR GARAGE INCORPORATED 117, 119, 121, 123 West Court St. Telephone 468. the most prominent passengers were also shot News of this action caused intense excitement throughout the United States. Public meetings were held and the bloody outrage denounced. President Grant was wildly urged to make war on Spain. Spain was then a republic, and President Castelar made the excuse that his orders were delivered to Span ish representatives in Cuba too iate to prevent the crime. On account ol the public rage in America. It seem-'d as if hostilities could not be avoided. The American minister at the Spanish capital at one time called for a ship to take him out of the country. President Grant resisted the war clamor The ex-commander of a mil- OUR old Mother Goose J has been ostracised by ' the state board of edu cation in Louisiana because of these words: "A gentleman rides gallopy trot and a farmer rides hobble-de-hoy." The expression is said to be disparaging to the farmer. It is not on record that any far mers have been losing sleep over the subject but if a change is needed the thing for the Lou isiana board to do. if southern farmers are at all like the west tern variety, is to strike out hoblble-de-hoy" and substitute bIT bbEbH JIbbbbBB! HonUi and UUiUuue the Dancing "lew-lx,), t Alta Lt Time Toniglil. lion men defied the jingoes and chose diplomacy rather than the bloody con sequences of conflict. It was agr-.'e.l finally that Spain should surrender the vessel and her passengers and crew, that she whould pay lndemnltv for the murdered Americans and that she should salute the American flag, Aioiigh In his report to congress in 1874. President Irant announced that the salute had been dispensed with. If Wilson had managed the Virgin Ins affair, we should now be told that It was "a disgraceful surrender," and that our foreign policy Is "Ignoble." Hut as Grant's action. It l accotinten admirable and eminent service. There is a very close analogy be- . tween the event of 1873 and the oc currences of 1K15-1. Both presi dents had to reckon with war mak I ers. Both were patient and firm Ir j employing diplomacy Instead of sels ! Ing the sword. The great military I commander of 1873 and the earnest statesman of 1916 are one and alike In procedure. Orant, like Wilson was equally res olute In avoiding war If It could be avoided, and In exhausting the last re source of peace before drawing tho sword It has always been so with Ameri can presidents, and the glory of this republic will be heightened and Il lumined If It shall always continue , so The crazy leaders who want to make the republican party a war par- ; ty In order to discredit President Wil son. Insult the revered memory of the dead Orant every time they call the Wilson foreign policy "Ignoble.", I NISPKXHR Johnny Pa. what is a "quandary " Father It's what a man gets into j hn he tells his wife a lie and deean't know whether she believes tl or not. Judge. LISTEN TO THIS! They are the talk of the town CONROY'S TUESDAY SPECIALS Fels Naptha Soap, 6 for 25 6 to a customer. Baking Soda, 5 to a customer 5 Best Cane Sugar, 1 sack to a customer $8.10 Best Corn and Gloss Starch, 4 for. .. 25 Mt. Vernon Milk, large cans, 2 for 15 Hersheys Cocoa, 1 lb. 35; ijj-lb. 20 Eastern Corn Meal, 9 lb. sack. 30 Mayflower Rolled Oats, 9 lb. sack 35t Maccaroni and Spaghetti, 5 lb. box 30" Royal Baking Powder, lb 45f Church's Grape Juice, qut. 36c pt. 20f Oysters, 4-oz. 85 doz., 2 cans 15f Comb Honey, per comb 16f Pink Beans, 3 lbs. 25; 7 lbs 50 Rice, 4 lbs r . 25 Pearline or Star Washing Powder 20 Best Qual. Pure Vanilla Ex., 2-oz. 20 Diamond W. Jelly Powder, 3 for.. 25 Large Prunes, lb. io Japan Tea, 40c grade, lb 25 WE PUT THE GROCERY PRICES IN PENDLETON DOWN TO WHEREQJO THEY BELONG AND INTEND TO KEEP THEM THERE. TELEPHONE. QjJ