EIGHT PAGES DAILY EAST OREGONIAN, PENDLETON, OREGON, MONDAY, MARCH 13, 1916. PAGE THREE ONLY a nickel. The child takes only a nickel to the grocer for . a loaf of bread. And only a nickel from a multitude of homes grows into one of the largest annual ex penditures of the American family. Only a nickel. The passenger hands only a nickel to the street car conductor. And from multiplied nickels arise giant traction com panies carrying their millions of passengers. Small as a nickel is the owner of a great nickel business is under a heavy responsibility. He is re sponsible to thousands of people not only to every one who buys his commodity but every time they buy it All this comes close home to us. We have a nickel business. Our commodity is purchased millions of times in the year. Every time it is bought we are responsible for its flavor and fra grance for its easy drawing and even burning properties. We are responsible to every OWL smoker, for every OWL Cigar. M. A. GUN ST & CO. INCORPORATED ZZZ 1 i single g lq0Qm- she had need to M fm V. 7 1,1 the a yk more she'd B3 vfli debated problem ..f H M'S'i: - I EE MONDAY, M M! I'll III. I HI PendtoUM Tin- Pacemaker. Mi. liulldogger: You I'endletonl tins are always boasting of your pro gressive nplrtt. How do you account for thf fact that you still have spell ing beta In your schools und that your citizens Htm to prefer checker and horseshoes to bridge and baseball Yours, WAIJ.A W ALLAN. Your pleasant fllnn. W. W OOmel at an untimely lime Just last week read In your home papers that WlUa Walla has decided to stage a PelUtl8 contest along the lines fol lowed In Pendleton, and If you travel true to form, meth'nks there will be a nvival of checkers and horseshoes n your midst In a ear or bo. Ed. This Didn't Realll Happen. a teacher in the Pendleton schools thought lo lest the knowledge of her Scholar! on current events in con nection with their i imposition vork. Thus she directed them to build a sentence using in It the names of the governor and the secretary of state of Oregon, She was surprised to receive the following Ingenious!) constructed sentence from one boy: "(leorge Washington Jackson, the darkey boy Ifl our class, had bugs In his hair and we olcott them Wlthycombe." OCB WEAKLY LIMERICK. HMD D. (iray. An unmarried Hurry named Gray Lived the life of a bachelor gay, When asked If he'd wed, i He emphatically said, "No, nit, nix, never, nay. nay." .-'lie went undraped without fear Or Thought that ashamed. Twas only whet apple That she beca prude, And found that i to grapple With the mud the nude. Thereafter she di Her time and I clothes Ami that was tl ventlon. Reaction s come recent. Now g rls com men. Il would seem th that's dec Some one otigl 'round ag. Bui' Your Own KulMogger. A man who was too economical to j subscribe for his home paper sent his I little boy to borrow the copy taken I by lus neighbor, In his haste the boy I run aver I 14 stand of beeB and in 10 minutes looked like a warty sum mer squash. His cries reached his I fetter, who ran to his assistance, and. IfsU'ng to notice a barbed-wire fence. Iran Into it. breaking it down. cuttimf in handful of fh-sh from his anatomy land ruining a tr, pair of pants. The i t im (,f discrimina I old cow took advantage of the gap in the feme and got into the cornfield and killed herself eating green corn. Healing the racket the wife tan. up. set a four alhm churn of rich cream' Into a basket of kittens, drowning the whole flock. In her hiirr she drop I ped a $2". set of false teeth. The baby, left alone, crawled through the I spilled cream and Into the parlor rtiinlnn a $30 carpet. During the ex i cttement the oldest daughter ran Way with the hired man the dog j broke up eleven setting hens and the calves got out and chewed the tails off four fine shirts. - Kansas Cits Journal. True sai-rlflcr-. fleorge Hartman says he thorough Iv believes In the institutions of Lent He says he is forgoing parsnips znd ping pong during the forty days of abstinence. kernul Howl to kt-mul Wood. It must be excruciatingly exasper atlngly embarassing to the good peo ple of the metropolis over the hill to have in their Midst an editor v.hn is continually offering veiled proposal! of mil rr age to the leading actresses ot the nation, through Ihe medium of h's nefarious sheet. Anyway, for the general relief of the long suffering Weston communi ty. 1 hope he'll eventually succeed, end to avoid undue disparity In age. I would suggest he try the dlvtn Sara. --Athena Press. Discrimination. The noble red man is still the vie- a Mutually Indian was sent to the Walla Walla pen for merely stealing a pair of silk stockings when his paleface brother would also have tried to run away with the contents. -Weston Leader. Was Carrying onin a i .-.hi This wouldn't have happened when the town was wet. Commissioner Mat Cockburn of MUton hopped off the rattlers the other day carrying a grip so heav) that his right shoulder sag ged. A friend or two OH the plat- "Big Debate on March M. 1N1VEILSITY 'iF OREGON, Eu gene, March 13. Which has the besi debating squad this year. Stanford University of Oregon or 1'niversity o! Washington ? The answer will be heard on the night of March 21 The three unlver sltles are then to meet in a triangu lr contest "Resolved, that Ihe 1'nited States should maintain a navy above th'rd rank in flghtlni: efficiency." is the topic. The lineups will be: At Palo Alt Stanford affirmative against Wash ington negative: at Eugene iri gon affirmative against Stanford negative at Seattle. Washington affirmativi against Oregon negative. llevt ihe parehednesi of their throats., Varj promptly, then, they volunteer. led lo carry the grip. Mac Is a wise old owl, He gave the boys a wink "ContC "ti up to the garage." he st'ld j'And we'll open her up." Grunting! under the load the friends carr ed the i England i Drinking Leas, LONDON, March 1 1, Replying to tember. IHI5, to date, 104.1 civilians im lulling many women and children kava Imm kitlu.1 or woilmlerl liv hog. a deputation of the temperance coun- dropped bv til of Christian churches. David aircraft lii the Belgian mid French Lloyd George, minister or munition! districts occupied by the Germans, aid that the police record! ShOWedUhe Overseas News Agency said to- ., reduction of something like i" pai i day lb" killed during the lo ,i grip lo tin- gt 'pened t. Inside v d his automobile. Apple a- IimIc- i:d Averlll picked ag.- where M.i 1 1 Breeder. up the folio' Harry Putnam of Rochester, N. Y trapped a rohin recent' and found tied to Its legs a note w ritten by Mis" Beta trice Hinman of Washington inviting the Under to address her i: he was under SO, single and good look ing Mr. Putnam replied at once. A BCsKiBc Against folds. The nearest thing to a specif against colds is a sleeping porch or open bed room and a cold sponge bath , every morning when you first get up cenl In drunkenness throughout th country- He hoped the nation would l e convinced that success In war llke I) depended on removing the draw upon Its efficiency caused by drink However successful In war the country might be, he added, he mu convinced that victor) in this matter would be the greatest triumph of ail onth 01 IVbruaf) Included 17 women and 1" Children and wounded L'ii male clvi! luns, 46 women and 'Jl children, tlx st item- ;it declares. i verses in the course of his travel am Isulunts them thinking that they con- j Even then you will occasionally take I tain a suggestion as to how to use the n cold, especially when colds are rpi I surplus of the northwest apple crop: Identic and when you no you will fin-1 Tailored Suits That Are Graceful These splendid Tailored Suits emphasize in a forceful manner, the pre-eminence of Alexander's in Women! Apparel of the Finest Type. Our other ready-to-wear lines are now complete and we are more than pleased to have you visit our store and inspect them. THIS MORNING'S EXPRESS BROUGHT US SUITS, COATS, WAISTS, PETTICOATS, and in our Shoe de partment you will find the new washable white kid shoes that harmonize so well with this season's garments. ALEXANDERS TAKE "CASCARET8" IF O AND CONSTIPATED HKST IXi: UVEH AMI IK)WKL BAD BREATH, BAD COLDS, sol It ffTOMACH, ' Whi MlHll-stV. i every pool in Kde ,d unto Eve her proclaimed. Chamberlain's Cough Remedy a great ! help in enabling you to get rid of it. Try it. Obtainable everywhere In a good .Near Frame pays ta n more than s thousand millions WOMEN DRIVEN FROM THEIR HOMES Get a 10-cent box. Sick headache, biliousness, coated tongue, head and nose clogged up with a cold always trace this to tor-1 pid liver; delayed, fermenting food in I the bowels or sour, gassy stomach. Poisonous matter clogged in the In-1 testines. instead of being east out ol the system is re-absorned Into the biood When this porson reaches thcl delicate brain tissue it causes conges tion and that dull, throbbing, sicken ing head;. che. Cascarets immediately cleanse the stomach, lemove the sour, undigested food and foul gases, take the excess bile from the liver and carry out all tne constipated maste matter and poi sons In the bowels. A Ciscaret tonight will sure'y straighten you out by morning. They work while you sleep a 10 cent box from your druggist means your head clear, stomach sweet and your liver e.nd bowels regular for months. "Booteier to lli- listed. ABERDEEN, Wash.. March 11.--The names of all person." arrested for. Intoxication and the places where they obtained their liquor . hereafter will be published by Chief of Police Robert Schmidts, according to an an nouncement made by him "This will be done." he said, "to discourage drugstore proprietors from selling atcohol to customers in caseo Where the druggists are not absolute ly certain that the buyers want the alcohol for chemical or mechaniccl uses l I and -;VHeir : i V, , the ' World s finest Talking MaohiM EdisonDisc 1 Needs no needles. The diamond I point makes every record play per fectly without the bother of chang ing needles or danger of spoiling records. New Machines and New Records Just RcwlYed. Waairen's Music House iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiu I SPRING TIME! Bungalow i Apron Time Ia I j bkitkh an p wamrmm r i v " 1 I hf" ' I the 1 1 i-P?!iJie'Bii- jSEr K'fsrHl r 1 .1... coi rinu Ihelr extra ef- I I.W- -f 3r Pffi' Jl T . . iiitirUlM ! i Here ire tvpes of Montenegrin w- women are dre-sed In their Suioi.i . the-. pXlTN. ALv J. Iv. VAUOtlAN I b -st waiting al a depot where rre This li fti men driven from their homes h the ,0 kfp ftBn from (Ur.CK ,. invutlcn of Austrian (too pa These valion. icine. Women start xmd lii't-' BASEL, Switzerland March 11. Travelers front Cologne sa- that food ; riots broke out in the market place I j there. The say that women who regard-1 ed the prices as ton hfgh made violent j ; manifestations and that the police ij charged the ,rovd Several person! were injured And the Popular Caah Store has given special attention to everv thing new in BUNGALOW APRONS, HOUSE DRESSES and three piece 5 Bungalow Sets. You can be pleased in style, s quality and price. These aprons and dresses are made of select percales E and ginghams, and are shown in many different styles. I BUNGALOW APRONS range in price from 49f to 98r 1 I THREE PIECE BUNGALOW SETS including extra large 5 sizes. P. C. S. price $1.49 I HOUSE DRESSES range in price from 98' to $1.49 1 I Also little Bungalow Aprons for children, ages 2 yrs. to 5 I G yrs, 35c ; and 6 yrs. to 12 yrs. 49r. j Popular Cash Store j Better Goods for Less Money iiiiiiiiiiuiiiiMiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifiiiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii? NO MORE BACKACHE NO MORE MISERY Hundreds of people have been re-! Ileved of the agonies caused by weak diseased or cldgged-np kidneys by using Sulvax. the new remedy that quiikh retv h-s the source of all kid nev complaints If you suffer with rains In your! hack and sides or have any signs ol kidney or bladder trouble such all rheumatic pains, purty swellings un-j dcr the eyes or in the feet and an-t kles. if you are nervous, tired and run down, or bothered with urinar) disorders. Botvaa will quickly audi surely relieve ou of JTOUr misery Solvax !s the most potent remed et devised for ridding the system of uric acid an.l drivin;: out all the pol son uis Impurities wnich cause such troubles It neutralizes, dissolves .in 1 make- the kidnes sirt out all the uric acid and poisons left by the blood, and renders the kidnev and Note the Success Signs Tallin. til A: Co. the popular .lrua Myi that no meoiclne ought to id for unless it does the user I" to tmiekly relieve the worst CAMA of kid ney trouble or refund the money Tr (lepras todUJI and If yon cannot see I a decided riangt for h.- bet go lo Tallman & Co 'and tell ii want Hour mone back and ill return It without question the strongest argument in it offered in hehalf 0 any med i Newspaper advertis ing shows which way the trade is going. Note the pages of ad vertising in today's Kast Oregonian and you will see at a glance that the list of merchants, manuf acturers, and other advertisers com prise the most progres sive and the most suc cessful business and professional men in our community. Advertising and suc cess go hand in hand. You don't see a concern constantly advertising in the newspapers un less it is successful. Also, the houses that make the NgfWt suc cesses nowaday! do so by satisfying and pleas ing the public on whom their lucetu il based Ami in order to fi ti '' the public the most 9UC cessf til busiBflgg and pro fessional men use news paper advertisinjf. Kacb depends the other. up Good business men and good newspapers, working together, spell