East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, December 06, 1915, DAILY EVENING EDITION, Image 6

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Newspaper Page TextPAGE SLX DAILY EAST OREGONIAN, PENDLETON, OREGON, MONDAY, DECEMBER 6, 1915. EIGHT PAGES :kc: KC Lay. . nn.-I ... . . Baking Powder Is guaranteed uiely pure and wholesome. There is no Rochelle salts, no harmful residue left in the food that is leavened with K C. Even the most delicate can eat hot breads raised with K C without distress. Try K C Baking Powder breads if yeast raised bread does not agree with you. :kc: K :kc MONIWY. DKCRHBEfe . wis. K C 1 Mt,1 1 i (M IKNt 1 SHOWN. i'W Ib-vokcd ih MM Moral Therefore. I decide to relinquish my right to uet as a notary public or own 1J- i he state of N'ew Jersey. My com rounds, mission was issued in March. 1913. "In Jesus' name, and Matthew ;.. TKKNTON . J.. lVc. For the ( 33-27. first time i! 'h.- historj of '.he state' "J. NORMAN SHINN. j notan j.uhlic has surrendered his j "His friend and servant." llllHllili bNMM he could not in The justices of the supreme court Kood o-nscieme administer an oath. ' have deferred action on Shinn's pe .1. KROM shir.n. "f rieasanU ille. re- j tition. turned Ok vernor Fielder his commis- Ion .i-s i rotary, which was issue! to him hj President Wilson when gov ernor Shim has tin made application to the s.iprcme r un for revocation of Tv o-Voot t orn. Jim Bowler says he has two prise . . i ns which he would have exhibited It the O.-W. H. & N. corn show at Walla Walla only the railroad com pany discriminated against him and n fused to transport them free of charge. And he couldn't walk with thtm, he says. Irrigate While The- IrrigaUiii:' (iood. We note that the annual Irrigation congress will be held In Portland dur ing the last week in December. This is as it should be as we understand there are some 300 or 400 irrigation projects in that city which will quit operating at midnight on Dec. SI. his liivnse to practice law. This rais. v a new question for the court for which there is no precedent. Shin n iMmh! i 1,-tter the governor's secretary in which he called him "Dear brother " Shinn's letter fol low!: "As a follower of my Trd and Sa viour. Jesus Christ I cannot take an oath iherefore brother to do Hoar This In Mind. "1 consider Chamberlain's Cough Remedy by far the nest medicine in the market for colds and croup," ftayi Mrs Albert Rlosser. Lima. Ohio. Many others are of the same opinion. Obtainable everywhere. Adv. l.umhvr Salts MM Med. PORTLAND. Ore.. Dec. 4. Judge Kavanaugh dismissed without pre judice the suit of the E. H. Dodge Lumber company against Kribs and I should not ask my Jones, finding no evidence of fraud o. Also. I want no in big lumber deals that brought id. lanyruptcy to E. J. Dodge. Warmth ! r! when ,,, u where C the degree) Perfection Oil Heafer n 1 . wo .190 ' .so ; . 70 60 .CT" - so U:fro; Smokeless and odorless. Deal ers everywhere For best results use Pearl Oil Standard Oil Company BritnW AAAAAAAAAAA The Stanfleld Optimist. S. Norton Robo was up from Stan fleld last week and we asked him how the times were usimt him. He said he had no fear of hard times in this country. "With a commodious county Jail, a kind sheriff who be lieves In feeding his prisoners, with plenty of crimes on the state calen dar and the ability to commit as many as I please in case of emergency, 1 shOIlM worry about hard times," he said in effect. Sonic fellows (ant Play Willi TWO Hands. Norborne Berkeley, who loves a pinochle game better than he does the memory of his forbears, was sit ting in the Elks' club waiting for s. menu? to take the seat on the other side of the table. None came for some time. Finally Pert Smith wan dered in. Bert was recently kicked by a fractious auto and wears one arm in a sling. Berkeley sized him upis a possible opponent and final ly queried dubiously, "Bert, can you play one-handed pinochle?'' Weil Do It. Kernnl Though You Are. Kernul Boyd of the Athena Press gets so bold as to mention the edi tor of the Weakly Bulldogger by name In his columns and suggests that somebody will take a shot at him if he doesn't file the point of his pen. In answer we say that somebody Is liable to take a shot at the editor of the Athena Mulligan Stew If he doesn', quit mentioning names. We Are Seven. Wanted to Trade One Ford jitney for a seven-passenger carryall. Apply R. W. Fletcher. (Paid adv.) He Wanted Readable Proof. We wouldn't tell this on the judge if he hadn't insulted us once by tell ing us that he never believed anything he read In a newspaper. He knows this is true, so, perforce, he'll have tc acknowledge the in9ult. Anyone who hasn't ever seen a sample of Judge Fitz Gerald's handwriting won't ap preciate this, but for the benefit of those same we will say that his police court docket is almost as undecipher able as a Chinese calendar. The I poverty of thee 1 chant I blew u pile : of dough on you two years ago. and : now you refuse to go, or won't or cant, through town und country aide, you were my jo and pride; a happy day. I loved thy gaudy hue, thy nice white tires go new, but now you're down and out for true, In ever: io mee, ota rattleoox. came many bumps and knocks; for them WW Hudly thy top is torn, frayed are thy seats and worn; the whooping cough affects thy horn. 1 do believe. Thy perfume swells the breeze while good folks choke and sneeze, as pass uy. I paid for thee a price iwould buy a mansion twice, now eerood s yelling "Ice" 1 wonder why Thy motor has the pip, even the skid chains slip, and woe is thine. I, too. have suffered chills, ague and mouieu ins, enueavoring to pay my bills since thou wert mine. Gone Is my bankroll now. No more 'twould choke a cow. as once before. Yet if I had the mon. so help me John amen. I'd buy myself a car again, and speed some more. Itaiu-l Remarks. When we first saw Riheldoffer Sklhinski in print we didn't know wueiuei u was a new disease or an other one of those Polish towns the Germans are camping around The Commercial Club of Fossil has gone on record as favoring a change In the name of that city. It dots sound kind of contradictory to say, "The progressive little city of Fossil." Carl D. Oabriehjon of Salem has written the editor of the Bulldogger to the effect that he thinks the Ford peace expedition is rerjr ill-advised and misdirected. "But then who In h 1 am I?" he adds upon sober sec ond thought. They do say that the guy who put the war In ward Is loose today. They say that constant association with sheep tends to destroy a man's sanity but so far as we know every one of the woolgrowers who visited the Eastern Oregon State Hospital Friday returned safely. "1 went over to the polls today to be sworn in and I got cussed out In stead. " we heard one fellow lament ing on the street today. Jl'IMJE'S SHORTAGE QROWS. Total of Missing Funds May Mount Tip to Nearly $100,000. HART, Mich.. Dec. 1 That short ages already, found In the accounts of Probate Judsre F. W. van Wlckle, of Ocean county. Indicate that the total of the missing funds may mount up to nearly $100,00w was admitted by state officials who are handling the case. Already a deficit of approximately Jf5,000 has been discovered In Judge van Wlckle's accounts, the officials asserted, and the examination of the court's books has Just begun. Only a few entries were made In the books by the jurist during Ihe Can You Eat Three Square Meals a Day? Yon must. eat. to live. Sn rrnnd rare of vour to 1 ditrestive orcans. for inHio-pstinn will weaken the hardiest eonstitution. A man k nn stronger than his stornarh. As soon n trip rJitrpctirm hppnmM imnaired your general condition suffers. Protect your health. At the first hint of anything wrong with your digestive organs, take BEECHAM'S PILLS and guard against the train of ills which neglect is almost sure to bring. These famous pills tone the stomach, regulate the bile and send new health to the blood, nerves and muscles. After taking Beecham's Pills you eat well and sleep soundly. Your bright eyes and clear skin show how well you are. You look fine, and feel fine. You are ready for your meals and food agrees with you. But mistakes in eating will happen. So avoid indigestion and biliousness and save yourself much discomfort by the occasional use of Beecham's Pills. Their regular and faithful use will Bring Sound Digestion Good Appetite-Robust Health -The Largest Sale of Any Medicine in the World." At All Druggists, 10c, 25c Directions of tptcia! valut to women are with ovtry box the fact that Judge van Wlckle l.ns been very sick and is now believed: to be dying. This Illness he gave ajj the reason for his resignation. COUGHS AND (X)l,ls ARK. DAN. GEROVS. Few of us realize the danger of coughs and colds. We consider them common and harmless ailments. However statistics tell us every third person dies of a lung aliment. Dan gerous Rronchlal and Lung diseases follow a neglected cold. As your body struggles against cold germs, no bet ter aid can be had than Dr. King's New Discovery. It merit has been tested by old and young. In use ovfr 45 years. Get a bottle today. Avoid the risk of serious lung ailments Druggists Adv. HAVE US WIRE YOUR PLACE for electric service. We use the best grade wire, the beat Insulators, buttons, switches, etc. And we do the wiring skillfully and quickly. We shall be glad to give you a price for wiring your place. You can de pend upon It being reasonable. J. L. VAUGHAN judge always says Inability to read Mast six months the examiners found .II Con Dung Low CHOP SUEY NOODLES T NOT TAMLES CHILLI CON GARNE STYDE LUNCHES COFFEE Everything clean end up-to-date FIRST CI.A8S SERVICE TEA 5c Packaae Under State Hotel Cnr Webb i.r.d Cottonwood Hts. Pb'ine .',:. Pendleton, Ore BARGAINS! Real bargains in LADIES' SEAL AND LEATHER HANDBAGS Any handbag in the store Vi -PRICE. Leas than wholesale. Tallman & Co. Leedinf Drugjittt his writing betokens a lack of educa tlon but they didn't teach sanscrlpt or hieroglyphics in the schools we at tended. One day a young swain brouRh a bride into the city hall and the Judge tied the knot. He filled out a marriage certificate and presented it to them. Two days later we hap pened to be at the court house wher Coijnty Clerk Saling was opening his mail. In one letter was a marriage certificate with this note appended "Will you please have Judge Fltz Cerald send me another certificate and have him fill in the blanks by typewriting. I want to know wheth er I'm married or not." lioii Wax a Hienous Hyena. j Bob Fletcher used to be a railroad I er and he tells a story on one of his co-workers. The-y were overseeing a gang of Greek laborers. Bob got al ' ong fine with the foreigners but they wouldn't warm up to the other boss, i He expressed his regret at this situ ation one day to Bob. "I Wish I could talk their language a little and I'd make them understand I want to be friendly with them." Bob had an idea, a diabolical one. "When you go down the track where they are Just say 'Me onnos' to them." he said. "What does that mean " the other questioned. "Me onnos." said Bob ' means I'm your friend.' " The ' tber went down the track. The Greeks quit ther chattering and showed their habitual antipathy. The straw-boss walked up to them and with appropriate gestures said with rrtoeh earnestness. "Me onnos." The Greek looked at him In bewilderment for a moment and then doubled up with ennrulsions. He repeated th remark to his countrymen and they, too, quit working to Join In the laugh ter. The strawboss eventually learn ed that "Me Onnos" was the admis sion in Creek that he was a Jackass, an Idea that his underlings had long tnttrtiimfl. This was explained, they believed. I.y DANDRUFF MAKES HAIR FALL The Early Bird Gets- I MODUS, CHOP SUEY, CHINA DISHES I 1 GOEY'S KWONG HONG LOW I "" TfiiiiiiiiiiiiMtiiiiimfimmmwmiiinimniniiniiiinHiiimw Mire, till Floats. " ! Anyway Not proved himself on the MMMMMM Hiiiiiiiiiimiiimiiiiiiiii nun iiiriiiuii: : ,' w"' ;''akln5 "f -N . """S Olson and Johnson chief rei.ri-ti. I tatire her, and we're referln. to the ay he was victimized the other day. concrete workers had Just fin- iyhed pouring the basement wall Oi the library when the weather took a I turn for the colder ' and Ned was afraid the concrete would freeze. Th bent thing to prevent that." said ne oi me sun-contractors, I to pour MM floating oil over It." "Floating oil'" ijuerled Ned, "never heard of it " "Great stuff," said the sub-con. "Better get some " Ned fell for It. so eaxer was he to protect the wall. M Inquired at every hardware tore In town for floating oil and even tele phoned to Walla Walla before he tumbled. FOR SALE NORTH SIDE RESIDENCE PROPERTY. Seven room dwelling, with modern built in conveni ences, first class condition, seven blocks from Main street. Can be bought for $1800 if taken at once. MATLOCK-LAATZ INVESTMENT CO. INSURANCE REAL ESTATE LOANS The (.amllm- Bug's Song. We reprint the following from the Marynvllle (Ky.) MeRwnxrr becaue W. K Hroek my It Is one of the most realistic poem written In decade: My auto, 'tis of thee, short cut to Fifty-cent bottle of ITarflna keepf hair thick, strong, healthy. Men! Try this! Improve! the looks of your hair In a few moments. After a few ap plications of Harflna you can not find a single trace of dandruff or falling hair, your scalp will not itch, and after a few weeks' use you'll see new hair really new hair growing all over the scalp. Harflna certainly does Improve youf hair lot. No matter how dull, brittle and scraggy. Just apply Harflna care fully and thoroughly to your hair. The effect is fine your hair will hre an appearance of a bunds nee: an In- ompsrable lustre and trimness. 9 Prove to yourself what It will do for your hair. Be sure to get a 50-cent Dome or riarnna wttn a e Comb free at your druggist's PENDLBrON DRUG CO wttn a shampoo to-day. Coffee Without the airtight tins such coffee as Schil ling's Best would not be possible. We could buy it and roast it, but couldn't get it b you without loss of flavor and strength. We ( ouldn't grind it evenly, take-out the bitterish chaff and inoncyback the result. You owe such fine coffee and real economy to the tin that protects h. Schilling's Best ill In the case of the early Christmas shopper, he or she gets choice of larger fresher stockB, betler service and a gTeat deal more comfort. So the moral is "Don't do your Christmas shopping early, DO IT NOW." Begin today. Glance through the advertising in the Daily East Oregonian and see how it teems with holi day suggestions. Make out your list Go early in the morning. And you will make Christmas a season of Peace and Good Will right in your own house hold. GO TO SEE THE TOYS Age and grouchiness have certainly laid a heavy hand on the individual who does not want to look at the toy shops at Christmas time. Ther the holiday spirit finds full vent. There childish laughter makes merry music for the heart, If the youth of your own fsimlly has not yet dragged you to Toyland plan a trip vmirself. Take this issue of the Daily East Oregortian, Look at the advertising. Note where the toys are U be seen, add go and see them.