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DAILY EAST OREG0N1AN. PENDLETON. OREGON, MONDAY, NOVEMBER 151915.
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DEGREE TEAM
DANCE
MONDAY, Nov. 15
EAGLE-WOODMAN HALL
Good Music
Refreshments
Admission 50c
LADIES FREE
cijr Wcalilp iBulltioggrr
Miim NOVEMBKB IS, lI.V
Ktoii lUNils Mi- Sometimes. ! It's fry-Weakl) Now,
Kovtl Sawtolle has purchased a We got this letter this week
"Stormograph" anil has such faith To the Kdltor of the ltulldogger:
in it that he presumes to tell his j l like to read your Items hut don't
wife whether she can hang out her ; like to wait so long between I'ouldn't
washinw and whether it is safe to you publish your column two or
venture out without rubbers or um
brella. Pride goeth before a fall and
three times a week instead of only
once. Sincerely yours.
Mrs. J. J. J rendleion
we don't want to be around when he
slips.
OomMm Vow IYImhI, Hon. ri
Hert Jerard says he isn't particu- wark of baseball and journalism, was
(ire
The Kernel Was Here,
ernel flark Wood. Weston's Mil
iar what kind of cigars he smoK
these days. He says he has such a
bad cold he can neither taste
smell, and can get the same effect
out of a four for a nickle stogie that
he can out
He forgets
with us Saturday, the All-Star gam
forming an irresistible attraction for
or him. The kerney was in the van
el gard of the receiving committee, i t
the depot, rode In the stagecoaches
I the best bit cigar made, with the ball players and frntern.zea
however, that Pendleton : with Jack Coombs. Johnny Kver:
Is a busy city and that there aro and others The only thing that
others on the street besides himself j made his happiness fall short or
ompletlon was the fact that Kernel
Ho Got Yuh, SteTO. I Fred Boyd of Athena, his ancient ri-
They tell this one on Steve Hamp-jval. wns not standing on the sir--r
ton. well known big grower of wheat curl" to MM him pass by.
seed Thad T. Sweek is one of Milt ;
Miller's adjutants and It Is his busl- Before and After,
ness to see that I'nc'.e Sam sets all Somebody saw Lou Steelhammer
that is coming to him via the Income and ileorge Paer standing side by
tax. Some months ago he was con- each the other day and remarked up-
ferrlng with Steve to determine the
size of his annual stake. He found
on the opportunity some patent med
icine company was missing by not
havins a camera around.
llunco Men Pe t aught. 1 to send him $4000, the cashier of the
bank wired the San Francisco police.
'i.VKUVND, C"al.. Xov. lo. Whenj.- alege(1 bunco men were arrest
H. . Wilson, a retired capitalist of f(j charged with attempting to de
i'olax. Washington wired his bank! fraud Wilson.
After All. iUg Leaguers Are JUtl
Mortals.
Having seen the American big
leaguers Saturday make seven errors
and a bonehead, local fans are much
more contented with the amateur ar
ticle of baseball, such as the Blue
Mountain league furnishes
Uncle Sam
knows a
p'ood "thing
AV m i Ik Jft
out how many acres Steve was farm
ing, the approximate slxe of his crop
and the reasonable value of said
I rop. From this he deducted the op
erating and other expenses and ar
rived at Steve's income. "But see
here." said Steve, "you haven't made
any allowance for my time. Surely
I am entitled to something as super
visor and overseer, and that should
lie Included in the expenses.". "You
are right." said Thaddeus. "you cer
tainly are entitled to a good round
salary. About what do you thing
your time as overseer Is worth?" he j Oregon City Students Invade Meet
asked. "Well." said Steve, "I should iIM f school Directors,
think I ought to be allowed $250 a I OREGON" OITT. Ore.. Nov. 15.
month " "You certainly ought." Two hundred high school students,
said the revenue mana, "You're worth both boys and girls, beuring flaming
every cent of $250 a month. Let's torches, paraded through the busi
see. that Is $3000 a year, and we'll : ness section of the town and ended
Just substract that amount from yoar i their march by crowding into the of
net income from the farm, but," he j f ices of the school district, where the
added before Steve had time to con- Doard of directors was in session
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Pendleton
AAAAAAAAAAA
FOR SALE
NORTH SIDE RESIDENCE PROPERTY.
Seven room dwelling, with modern built in conveni
ences, first class condition, seven blocks from Main street.
Can be bought for $1800 if taken at once.
MATL0CK-LAATZ INVESTMENT GO.
INSURANCE REAL ESTATE LOANS
...,.. v,lmolf "we'll lust 1131
that amount under the head of sel
ary. and It's all income, you know. '
Intemperate Mary.
Some of the young bloods about
town have a parody on "It's a Long
ri tn Tinnerarv." the refrain of
which runs, "It takes more than one
to pickle Mary "
He'll Hear Watching.
Editor Clark Wood of Weston
commends himself as follows:
"We look not for the ankle watch
For wouldn't it be shocking
To drop our eyes and see two hancl
Upon a lady's stocking?"
some Allies.
Since we published that poem last
week, there has been a lot of spec
ulation as to the identity of the per
petrator but after a week of pussy
footing and sleuthing, we are un
able to throw any light on the cul
prit. Our only clew lay In the fact
that It was written on official
Round-up stationery and so we gave
the third degree to all the directors
President Taylor says he can't read
poetry, much less write it. Secretary
Marsh says he never writes anything
but love sonnets. Lol Frazier thanked 1
us for the compliment. Sam Thomp-j
son savs he was sick and sick men.
don't think in terms of poetry. Krd i
Earl says be never does anything he I
Is ashamed of and therefore never j
gets anonymous. Hans Collins said.
"imK- women and fools write poetry,
I am neither." Roy Bishop and D
iu,.m aai,i thev could establish
alibi and Claude Penland got sore
when we accused him. "You can
call me a sheepherder or a horse
.i,(f Km .lon't let me hear you call
me a ooet." he said. That's all of
Through six of their number, act
ing as spokesmen, they explained that
they wanted a gymnasium, and a pe
tition was presented to the board.
Owing to the press of routine mat
ters, no action was taken. It will be
considered at the next meeting of the
board.
Convalescence after pneumonia, ty
phoid fever and the grip, Is some
times merely apparent, not real. r!
make it real and rapid, there is nc
other tonic so highly to be recom
mended ns Hood's Sarsaparilla
Thousands so testify. Take Hoods.
Adv.
You're "All In" When Your
Stomach Goes Back on You
It' you are blessed with strong digestion, take
care of it. If vou are troubled with a weak one,
set it right. You are no stronger than your stomach.
When vour stomach aoes back on you, your head,
nerves and aunetite ifo wronsf. too. You feel dull and
stuoid. and vour work suffers. You can't do vour best
when your stomach is out of order. Get it in shape, or you
will soon be "all in." If vour food does not atrree with you,
or vou are suffering with indigestion, nausea, biliousness, sick
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headache or sleeplessness then be warned it is time for you to take
BEECH AM S PILLS
a great medicine for the stomach, liver, kidneys and blood. They give
you an appetite and the digestion to take care of it ; they regulate the
bile, act on the kidneys and blood, and have a laxative effect which
keeps you free from constipation. They quickly put your stomach
in order, so you eat well, sleep well, feel well and work well.
No more biliousness, no more indigestion, headache or
clogged bowels, after you take Beecham's Pills. They
will! soon help the liver, tone your stomach,
s
Strengthen the Digestion and
Keep You Up to the Mark
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' ' TV. Urt Sak if Air lU&at m tk. WtrU"
At All Druggists, 10c, 25c.
ousted from his Job because he was
rot a citUen of this country. He Is a
native of Canada. The dismissal was
the result of a campaign by the civil
service commission to oust all state
employes not cltltens of the fnlted
States.
Vol ttiaen Ousted From Job.
SACRAMENTO, Nor. 15. Although
he has lived In the I'nited States atnOO
he was two months old. W. H.
Rocking ham, an electric draftsman in
the state engineering department was
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AN OLD RECIPE
TO DARKEN HAIR
Dr. Edmund B. fiailop
OSTEOPATH
Expert in Mugnosls.
tlraduate of osteopathic idllege.
5'ost (iraduate of Harvard Medi
cal School.
Success In treatment depends on
finding the cause of disease.
.Fudd llldg. IViulleton. Ore.
SAGE TEA AND sriil'lH It fb'RNS
GRAY, FADED HAIR DARK
AMI (UjOSSY.
OREGON THEATRE Nov.
One Night Only
KLAW AND ERLANGER PRESENT THE
MOST PRONOUNCED DRAMATIC EVENT OF THE SEASON
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Almost everyone knows that Saite
Tea and Sulphur, properly com
pounded, brings back the natural col
or and lustre to the hair when aded,
itMalnd nr i?r,.v :tlsn ends dandruff.
1n Itching scalp and stops falling hair.
Itl v .U- --!.. , , , hia
I nU, HKU HIV OI11J w .u sc. n..-
mixture was to make It at home,
which is mussy and troublesome.
Nowadays we simply ask at any
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said. That's all of , . romnound." You will tret a
the directors except Roy Ritner mo arge bottle for about 50 cents Ev
nr didn't ask him because we know I .. . , tumnan rociDe.
i because no one can poBslbly tell that
von darkened vour hair, as it does
he has no poetry in his ssoul
Just a prosaic legislator
Same Here, Don.
Don Rice is an enthusiastic alum
nus of the f. of O. and he has a
great yearning to see the Oregon-O.
A C football scrap next Saturday.
He says he would gladly give half
his fortune to see It. but that it would
take more than half that amount for
railroad fare.
I, hi-, naturall ami evenly. You
dampen a sponge or soft brush with
it and draw this through your hair,
taking one small strand at a time;
by morning the gray hair disappears,
and after another application or two
your bair becomes beautifully dark.
thU k and glossy and you look ars
youngr.
We
yum of
prifelo poetry.
I this week openinK
... Poetry" W'
cUl-
. all '
It priceless because we will not oay
Of It. ve oeue9 'ii
tiudding genius to blossom j
we will accept the fruit.
...ii fruit Is not ov'-rnj
A MKRCIl-KSS JUDOH
anything
r.ouragin
providing said '
Today w- print
Is very palatable
ed merit of tp-ating a sj
. . had Shakespeare. Kip. if
Lumpman Uean Collins or oil
et. ;t like this
Ir, Ota tven da existence
. . i range persistent. -i..
..... .atiine of the stomach
food.
Kg matter where we stand
Insistent its demand
For som-thlng that is who,..,n
pore and good.
A wide latitude of range
Affords variety and change
Ka. h nation has a diet of Its sown.
There's a multitude of dishes
To gra'ify one's wishes.
So fastidious have the modern peol
grown
One Who shows No ETr.
A merolless Judge Is Father Time.
Before h!m the weak nd the want-
,e that we thhlk I Igg g0 to the wall Only the truth
1 It has We ur M KtantJ For yeari the f0n0Wng
are. Kip'-'' - Hex statement from a Pendleton resident
has withstood this sternest of all testa,
L. Greenawald, prop, shoe repair
ing shop, 414 Llncolyn street, Pendle
ltston, says: "Backache and soreness
acroes my kidneys troubled me day
jand night The kidney aecretlons
pained In passage and the flow was
too frequent and scant One box of
Doan'a Kidney Pills completely cur
ed me." (Statement given May 17,
till)
OVKI! TWO YKARH I.ATF.K Mr.
'reenawald said: "Dean's Kidney
Fills cured me and the trouble ha
nerer come back."
WITH NEW YORK CASTE and Massive Production.
Price That Suit Main Floor, first 9 row $1.50 Last 9 rows
$1.00. Balcony, 75c. Gallery 50c.
Ma i Orders Now. Seat Sale Opens Tuesday, Nov. 16th at
Warren's Music Store.
It's In each man's dominion
Ti. fnrm his own opinion
As to what he thinks there's nothing
can surpass Price Nc. at all dealari, Don I
But, though It may sound silly simply aak for a kidney remedy- get
I deem that piccalUly Doan's Kidney PIUs the same that
Has no gastronomic dainty
In lb)
A. R., Pendleton.
Doan's Kidney Fill the
Mr Oreenawald had. Foster afllburn
Co., Props, Buffalo, K. T.
"Taking Profits"
There, Mr. Retailer, is a well
known stock market phrase that
has a meaning for you!
The speculator or investor
who knows how and when to
"Take Profits" gets rich.
Mr. Retailer, when the man
ufacturer of a well known article
goes to the expense of advertis
ing that article in this newspaper
it is time for you to "take profits."
Get the benefit and the sales by link
ing your store window to that newspaper
advertising.
Show the goods while they are being
advertised.
"Taking the Profits" will be a matter
of course.