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FAGE SIX DAILY EAST OREGONIAN. PENDLETON. OREGON, MONDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 1915. EIGHT PAGES Ho w're Your Pipes? Zero weather will soon be here MONDDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 1915. ST r EL 1 -'-M . I w With the now watw much heavier thin leror. SEE US BEFORE THE FREEZE! Beddow 6 Miller Pendleton's Only l'v.lu- urt and Garden Streets. re l'ltimoers. TVlenhone 202 TKMnt U'llU T SK.. IHaMtoM ( a f,,r Help W Kr Halifax. HALIFAX, X Nov S A wire- 1 loss m, ssace was received her from the British steamer Rio Leges saying she was on fire and asking for help. She left New York for Queenstown Octobat 31. A Xaity smpntln. We susitest to the new nnyr. whoever he is, that he provide means tor heiiitiK the water at the MUtO ! riuivi so it can he used in winter. There are some of us who i-erfalnlv i do miss our hath-v VI I for I s HeatbeOs. The little town of Oswego In west- em Oregon, population 333. ha a j woman's club, membership 9. and ( at the NMtt convention of women's clubs in Salem the Oswego ladle re ported among their good works of the year that they had sent tr.aga- sines Into eastern Oregon In behalf of the lenightol cow country, the Buuaoffer wishes to thank the la dies and in lilaaWilllfl to them thai they carry their missionary activities farther and sperad the gospel of antl-cannilalism among us heathens. lli Daily Inspiration Jim Johns the younger, Is a true lover of art. He says he never ;roea to work of a morning, no matter how much he has overslept, without first giving the once over to the latest in stallment of "Bringing Dp Father" in the Oregon Journal. Plutocratic Fruit. Bob Fletcher Is no John D or An dy C, but it's a fact that he is feed ing his family apples that cost him over S 1 5 box. He has a sister up near Walla Walla and she has a fruit farm She told Brother Bob hei 1 Saturda is not a eugenics show For further information, address HAM CoHlni or 6uy Wyrlck. tht vl. (Signed. HWTvn School News, j The special feature of th : week was the lecture deliver Judge Fits o.eraid Thursday mornlnl before a class of 16 hish school boys He took as his subject. "Vegetables. Their Vses and Abuses The .iu-lgo, while making no pretenses at be ing an agriculturist, spoke with con siderable authority and the studentl listened to him attentively. oium1-u Poetry. Editor's Note. This poean really not about the Hound-up as it was submitted on Round-up is I butj sta-1 tionery, we Include It under the gen eral head. It came to us nameless and anonymous, but we have suspic ions.) There is a man in our town All think exceeding wise. A man of excellent repute Tho' he tells some damblglies. A naradox this may appear, A witty thing, and funny, The explanation's simple, uuite. This man has lots of money. There is a man In our town, Of pleasing mien and youthful, George Washington could not skin him At lielng strictly truthful. I V MVM ha VI all of the apple.- hej Again 1 must adorn a tale, When You Want Something rarticulary Nice You can always depend upon K C not to disappoint you. I he double raise makes doubly certain nothing is left to "luck." If the batter is a little thin, K C will raise it light and feathery and it will be all the better. Jarring the stove or turning the pan around makes no differ ence K C sustains the raise until baked. When there's a birthday or weddina cake to bake, or refreshments for receotion or rrrv to provide, take no chances UseKC ev rain Whatever the weather out s'efe, a good oil heater makes sunshine within. lf??in mm I would haul away Having a large family and a Ford to keep, the Idea appealed to Bob as a money sav'er. j So he Jitneyed up to Walla Walla I and started back with three boxes I of apples Just outside of Weston the internal organs of his car refused to perform their functions any long l er and Bob had to be hauled in. His repair bill was 141 05 and Bob says he is now prepared to discuss some- j what the high cost of trying to get : something for nothing. I Says the Man From Missouri. "I see by the paper that A. J. Mc Allister, Clarence Bishop, Doc Guy Boyden and C. P. A. Lonergan are on a committee from the Commercial club to organize a boys' club, and 1 what I want to know is, what have they gut to show as proof of their qualifications for handling boys. 1 believe in a club for boys, mysel'. and favor more frequent application l.et by One Vole. Judge Marsh and Commissioner Cockburn now compose the county court and they have been deadlock ed for a long time over the selection of a third member. However, Mac says that they have come within one of naming a man several times. Canned Music. There's a guy named Goldberg In the county Jail who rmaglnes he's a Jewish Caruso and all day long he stands at the bars and sings, much the same as does a caged canary. The endurance of the court house em ployes has been taxed to the limit and they are thinking of petitioning Judge Phelps to pardon him. The Judge's private chambers are right above the Jail and if in desperation he does not turn the warbler loose before the next term, thus sacrificing harmonv for the sake of peace, wj pity the guy when the time come- for his sentence. A popular Search. Sheriff Taylor has received ft re quest to locate a certain lady She Is described as being i feet 1 in hes tall with a large scar on her left an kle. All of the deputies have ;sked to work on the case and Janitor Geo. Simpson has also applied. No woman calls nun none. Men say "he is a scurvy dog,' He' hasn't any money. Spectators ,r Exhibits, HERM1STON, Ore.. Nov . (Special to Bulldogger.) Hermist.m had a very successful hog show last week. Among those present from Pendleton were It. Alexander, Judge Lowell, Dr. Kern, Judge Phelps and Lee Drake. Ed grip tor. Pcvilrur Hotter. Avei Ul says he has lost his He gives all credit to his doc- Perfection Oil Healer Inexpensive to operate easily carried from room to room. Smokeless and odorless. Deal ers everywhere. For kul mulls use Pearl Oil. Standard Oil Company AAAAAAAAAAA lA-t cr yake, A resident of the Round-up city, having seen the pitching and Luck ing of hundreds of outlaw horses, is not terrified by such a little thing as an earthquake. Recently while Derr Waffle was visiting the fair in Fris co, a tremlor shock the city and caused people to scamper out of houses in alarm. Derr was In the hotel at the time and didn't even life's ltllc Tragedies. Fred Bloch. Hans Collins and Jim VVyrick were in Portland last week Bd planned U come together on the midnight train. Fred had to see an ! old friend and the other two went to j the depot, leaving their tickets and j pajamas In Fred's keeping When the conductor called "All abfuirl.' j there was no Bloeh, and Hans UMl Jim had to buy tickets again and go I to bed In their B. V. D.'s Fred came I home next day but has not so much i as vouchsafed an explanation. Some JoR. S. Norton Bobo runs a "Jolt" col umn In the Oregoa Optimist and, ' from the following of last week, we take it some Irishman reciprocated: ,., . -. . i - u... citizen jolted the thumb of our pen hand j out of Joint on the granite dome of our local "souse parlor's" propriet ir and the further fact that our type writer finger is chewed into a Sem blance of a too weir cooked weiner, to say nothing of other marks of combat which we are carrying aiiout there will be no Jots column this week If anyone has any serious ob jection to this omissisn. we cordial!, i.rge him to take a crack at brother Riley's tool steel bean and be con vinced that after suca. a Jolt, writing cannot be did. Nope, we didn't gel licked but we didn't lick anybody, ither." "Bull" Durham is Always "Good Form" In the very smartest circles of American, society the hand-made cigarette of deliciously fresh "Bull" Durham is recognized as the supreme expression of tobacco luxury. 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THE AMERICAN TOBACCO COMPANY not a single woman of election began France but clearly understands tbit llcan candidate I the entile future of our rac no; a majority of I merely Its honor, but Its very 'Xlst- the democratic I ence is at stake during the opprM h,.wwon by i slve minutes of this inex'ouhl,. u;.r I "We have the will to win. We lia j the certainty of winning. " KentiK-kt Election Disputed. I.DI'ISVII.LK. Ky.. Nov. 6.--An of ' fil ial c ount of the votes in Tuesday' Morrow, the repub-j Continued Italian attacks on Ins for governor lalms - bridgehead of Oorlti at Padgora. Za- 14 76. while Stanley, candidate, appears to majority of nnn rogii heights refllllsed. ind Monte Mlchele wers MonMBBgim Attackisi Vienna, Nov. I, fMtsralned to end Montenegrin attacks 00 their flank, the Austrian have attacked them east of Trobinje. It u n official-1 ly announced. fflct m. to i p. in. nther ippniiitmenl. POINCARE WHITES M88AGB TO POPE 1 (Si Just Opened ,, . . i ii If we serve it, its pure. JWWVZ. , Hot Chocolate! YJliI S Chicken Tamalie LDRINKS 1 W Oy.ter Bouillon IT COtC H Tomato Bouillon MMVlU H Beef Bouillon AWaI M Clam Bouillon Ivrl J j ' Wi will furnish Tamalies Kixdl II tot partial if ordered in ad- ligc said. "1 can ride any old aartlsquaki that ever happened." llurj Hlni, Too. It was a kind of ghastly Joke Mil state board pulled on Judge Phslprf wl en they sent him a letter asKii wbethei John Kichardson should be pardoned at the expiration of his minimum sentence. Inasmuch as hardson was sentenced to a lire term, the parole board will hav 10 deal with a higher court than Jndfa Phelps If they are seeking a pardon for the confessed murderer. lAt Iftui I1" llry Itn lx-au. Home of the younger pioneers of ndlet'.n are talking about ors.-:i n i- Ing an old Timers' Club with mem bership limited to those who h;ive been here at least 25 years. The purpose will be to meet once I ween oval a mulligan to swap store. of th good old days, and the member who falls to come across with an au thentic story each week will be fln Mj g 'j cents the money to go In the .t toward the neit mulligan. Itai umphre) say he would willingly i for a half doien mulligans to rget some of the stories ol the All IiimiII. lie Nys. Judge C. Hercules Marsh Is sort at js because we mentioned him last ireek along with Deputy Sheriff unk us a good i itch. He says dur ig the last ear he has bought, an utomoblle and a Palm Heaeh suit nd Is no longer in Funk's class PARIS, Nov. 6. President i'.in -care has contributed the following message to a Paris magazine: "We were compelled to draw ihe sword. 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