East Oregonian : E.O., May 28, 1915, DAILY EVENING EDITION, Page PAGE FOUR, Image 4

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DAILY EAST OREGONIAN. FEXDEETON. OREGON, FRIDAY. MAY 28. 1015.
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i TZ . y Among the measur
tXl!f ; I Karnes would prohibit
5-T;a-.'r. Si' j minimum wae law an
A! IMH.I l.SW.M Nhrt M'ATKR.
I'sbllubNl Iti'.j and Semi Wfaiy at
rtvnm, by the
BAMT CI.I'."MA. i L I.I.lMllNli
CO.
Among the measures Mr.
t are a
and a law
; regulating the rules of pro-
i1-: cedure for political parties.
When Mr. Hughes was gov
ernor of New York he was in- raised in a flat or on a 20-foot
formed by Barnes that if the city lot can do; and a good
then covernor persisted in many parents have got the silly
'looking upon current subjects idea that manual labor is be-
frnm iha ctonrtrM-viTifr nf rnnci- Tieflth thflir hrpirl fhpv mnt
ON PAI.E IS OTHER TITIK ' --- - j .
11 Hotel N siMd, i uroa4. : ence he, Barnes, could not co- hire a yardman to do the things
Official Onontj l"air
MTTittr-r I ntted l'rea Aitik'tllloa.
Rutni-rd at lb poMotrice at I'mdictoo,
Uraguo, aa aecuedUua nail Batter.
rtpbo i
and made soft, not only byji'.'-"
overmuch paternal solicitude.!-- "
but by want of an regular, ! J
homely, muscle-building and 1 1-1
obligation-teaching home work.
There's so little that a boy
cWwmaa New Co , Portland, Orrgoa.
ON FILK AT
Oblmt-n flurean, liv m-cnrlty ftalidlog
nlimtl(n. ii c., Bureau J01, t'our
teeais street, N. W.
niiscRirrioN ratks
I.N Al'VASCfc)
laiHy, one year, by mail
Iwllr. all 0nt ba. by mall
felly, tare uoniha. by nail
Iteil?, one numta. by mall
fally, one yi-ar. b.T carrier
Iailj. an mot:ha. by carrier
ally, three until by carrier...
laally, one month, by carrier
FIUJU"XXKUS.
operate with him. lllie ought to be doing, while
From this it may be inferred ; illie develops a nice taste m
that the Barnes opposition to a j neckties, polishes up his tennis,
minimum wage law and to the j learns the new dances and be
reform of political parties is, comes adept at high school
not influenced by anything so girly-girl small talk. I il
I tawdry as the merits of the -...- 11
. ?S ! case. Politicians of the Barnes The war is now getting to be
j! stripe generally know who but-j such a bl affair PeoPle P
, ters their bread. soon Pa' no attention to it. f
NO OCCASION FOR PREJU-' A,onS with other operations f-J
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That Will Save Your Teeth
w F you will stop and consider for a minute, you will realize the tooth is the only part of the human anatomy
which does not heal. , . i
A scratch or mark will remain as long as a tooth lasts. That is why it will pay you to investigate my
methods before having your work done. Fakers and imposters are throughout the country claiming to have
painless methods, "originated and used by themselves only." Their victims will testify how painless it is.
My methods are not a secret but are being used by the advanced and skilled members of the profession.
These methods are absolutely harmless but can only be used by the most skillful. AV hyT Because they
CANNOT get RESULTS.
Long I followed happy guides
I could never reach their sides;
Their step is forth, and, ere ihe
day
Breaks up their leaguer, and
away.
Keen my sense, my heart was
oung,
UlRht good-will my sinews
wrung.
But no speed of mine avails
To hunt upon their shining
trails.
On and 'aw ay, their lasting feet
Mil tie the morning proud and
saeet;
Flowers they strew I catch
the scene;
Or tone of silver instrument
Leaves on tha
trace;
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DICE
Fendleton continues to build fjf
its regular quota of new homes. Ws
'rff OYAT. PpnHlpinnians onp
JiV and all may well join in' The thing for the Waterway g
. condemning any attempt ; association to do now is to see g
to arouse sectional prejudice inat more steamers and re- m
over the matter of the north duced river rates are forth- g
coming. n
When steam roller tactics
are necessary to carry a point m
there is something wrong.
side cemetery park.
There is no excuse for trying
to arraign one part of the town
against another in this instance.
In the work it has been doing
the civic club has not been try
ing to favor any one part of the
city. The civic cluo installed
the drinking fountains on Main
and Court streets. They are!
wind meloaious w iui me uaicni ui ocijuuu),
The civic club is directly re
The bungler is the man- who causes the trouble.
Are all surgeons alike in ability? Indeed no. Are
all engineers great engineers? Certainly not. The
skillful dentist will not hurt you. REMEMBER, all
dentists are not alike. If your dentist hurts you,
come and see me. My experience and modern meth
ods enable me to give you the most skillful services.
You know what it means to have arsenic in your
tooth. It means TOOTHACHE. Think of using rat
poison in your tooth to kill a nerve. I will take a
nerve out of a tooth in a few minutes without pain.
If you have a sensitive tooth you want filled or a
tooth to be extracted it will be a revelation to you to
see how easily it can be done. I have made a special
study of plate work. If you have had trouble with
a plate call at my office and I will show you how
I can make a plate that will stay in place and be of
service to you. If not satisfied your money back.
These are facta that cannot be disputed, by the
most skeptical.
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The salmon may think this is g
western Oregon. H
DR. F. L. INGRAM, Dentistry
Yet i could never see their face. sponsible for the past and pres-
" hUU 1 He the,r ! ent improvements at the O.-W.
smokes, . . . , . ,,
Mixed with mut by distant K. & N. depot Those lmprove-
loch.
I met many travelers
Who the road had surely kept;
They saw not my fine revellers
They had crossed them while
4 they slept,
Some had heard their fair re-
port,
In the country or the court.
Fleetest couriers alive
Never yet could once arrive, .
As they went or they returned.
At the house where these so-
Journed.
Sometimes their strong speed
they slacken,
Though they are not overtaken;
In sleep their jubilant troop Is
near,
I tuneful voices overhear;
It may be in wood or waste
At unawares 'tis come and past '
Their near camp my spirit
knows
By signs gracious as rainbows.
a r thancxfiirward and lone after
Listen for their harp-like
laughter,
And carry in my heart, for days,
Peace that hallows rudest ways.
.. Ralph Waldo Emerson.
ments benefit everybody
The civic club has improved
that triangle piece of ground
on East Court street and the
work is of benefit not only to
East Court street people but to
all who pass along that thor
oughfare. The Round-up park is locat
ed in the west end tf town yet
it is not a west end affair. It
is of Use to all the people. The claims he has never seen
CURRENT THINKING
Suite 3, 4 and 5 Schmidt Bldg.
!l!i!IiliIIII!!fi
Lady Assistant Always in Attendance.
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same thing is true or the nata
torium which is being con
structed in the park.
The north side cemetry park
will not be for the north side
people anymore than are these
other improvements for the
sole pleasure of the people liv
ing nearby. It will be some-
i thing of which the entire city
jwill be proud.
fi. AT
oiricuy upon lis menus uie
purchase of that lot adjoining
the cemetery tract is a worthy
proposition for the city. The
sum of $2500 which the city is
asked to pay is less than the
market price of the land and
when it is considered that the
PRESUMPTIOUS
HE British have been pre
siimntinns in their an
nouncements regarding ' lot will complete the tract and
the Nebraskan. The moment
the accident was learned of the
Enelish admiralty announced
that the ship had been torpedo
ed by a German submarine.
Yesterday's news reports from
London stated the English show
surprise that their statement
should be questioned in any
manner.
Now why should England as
sume the guardianship of the
United States and take upon
herself to make announcements
for this country. The Ameri
can government is capable of
investigating the Nebraskan
affair and of determining in so
far as may be determined the
truth about how the Nebraskan
came to be hit.
It may be the Nebraskan
was hit by a German torpedo
or by a floating mine. Again
it might have been hit by an
English submarine or mine, ac
cidentally or otherwise. The
facta thus far published place
the cause in doubt and it may
never be known just how or by
whom the hip was disabled.
Meanwhile it is safe to say
give the city title to almost two
blocks of desirable property
close to the center of town
there can be no legitimate cri
ticism of the transaction.
The fact the opposition is
working along lines of section
al prejudice is in itself enough
to condemn their case. That is
not the way to work for the
greater Pendleton.
RUNNING AWAY FROM
HOME
1UGI1T AXD WRONG WAYS.
A surburban bank of Chicago has
two stories of recent happenings in
its neighborhood that point a moral, j
The first is contained In a letter
from a private detective, who wroto
to ask whether a certain shoemaker
had recently deposited a sum of mon
ey, and explained:
"About Thursday of last week, Mrs.'
H. took a shoe to this shoemaker
In which she had hidden 130, made
up of one J20 bill and eleven 110 bills
She claims the money was in the shoe
at the time. he received It, and he
it and
A Characteristic Pose of
Nelson S. Darling of Oklahoma
iwiows noining aoout it. -
The second story is made up of a
10 year old girl's essay entitled, "How
I earn 6 a year, and how I want to
get $12." She wrote;
"As long as I can remember I had
a little bank with a handle on it,
where most of the money that was
given to me went. I used to play
with my bank in a suitcase, and some
times people would come in and they
would put a penny or so in.
"Every once in a while the bank
would be taken away and come back
without anything in it; and I used to
wonder where all of my money went
to. When I got older I was taken to'
the bank and there I saw the money,
taken out, and then I learned of the
bank book.
"About tw0 years ago my father
told me that he would buy me a real
estate bond, because I had over 1100.'
"Last summer I lost my watch and
fin on my or ess and felt very bad
aoout it.
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ID yon ever hear of Nell Darling, the Town Doctor? Well, be Is Just
that He will spend a day here during Chautauqua and will be at
the disposal of the business men except during his lecture In the big
brown top. A favorite plan Is for him to be guest at a luncheon. In
the tneantime. In bis own way, be ha been "sizing up'' that town, and then
be tells the people plainly, yet with marvelous wit and good humor, Just what
It was nearly Interest time tDe matter 'u that locality and wbat to do to put things on a go ahead basis.
on my bond, and my father told me
if I PUt an ad in the nana, ha -.... I
lend me money to pay ana I might until he was dead' When thls 5ecl"
get my watch back and pay him the 8lon WM "ouna tner wa reat
dollar on the Interest dav. I was glad cheerln and the court otflcm pre
to do anything to get my dear little pared to put the 8cntence lnto "ecu
watch and pin back. tlon at once- They P"eParel n008e
"A man fnnnrt mv . .v- and approached the turtle. That as-
"uiv-u. mtxrw Lilt ... ....
ad. and I got a nostal f.rrt n.n t"te tortoise drew his head back in
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ret ft Jsiue nm mien aim lhulmcu mrini
"I am now waiting until i at the inability of the executioners to
another lino an tht r . ... . carry out the sentence of the court.
terest a year " I Moral In these days turtles bribe
It Is a wide gulf between those fam.'rand Jurle'' or emP'lr ood aMor"
llles! It Is a gulf that the bank is try. nfy3
ing to bridge, that all banks should
try to close up.
B
NE proof of the decline of
the adventurous spirit in
this country is the fact
that nowadays when a boy of
14 or 15 runs away from home
to make his fortune, his par
ents rush into the papers and
the police office to have him
tracked down and brought
back, says an eastern paper..
A generation ago it wasn't
done. The boy who didn't run
away at least once was thought
by other boys to have some
thing the matter with him. He
was probably a sissy. And
when a boy hit the pike, with
FABLE OP THE WICKED TURTLE
THIS MAY ENTERTAIN
We found Mrs Bonham a pleas
ant little woman whose husband had
A wicked turtle had for years been
troublesome to the inhabitants of the oil NO! WOMEN DOXT SCFFERI
iiiarsn in wnicn ne aweit. He on
the legs off frogs, ate fish with a
relish, and occasionally grabbed hold
of a snake and held on until It thun
dered, earned her pretty new machine by
Finally the animals held a court chewing tobacco. I reckon you think
and tried the turtle on the charge that is a mighty funny method of
of murder. The turtle was there, earning anything, but some tobacco
with his harveyized shell In perfect has tags which are redeemable, and
repair and covered with moss an the machine was -one of the prem
inch thick. He apparently enjoyed lums. Mrs. Bonham Just beamed
the deliberations of the Judicial body with pride as she rolled out her ma
and was observed to smile at varl-j chine. "I never had & machine be
ous times. jfore." she explained. "I Just went
The Judgment of the court was to the neighbors when I had to sew.
that he should be hanged by the neck So, of course, I wanted a machine
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v, ,i ...:n a ounuie in ciotnes on iiiai
Kard the English government as "J" thaJ had, been lowered
rather brash in getting bo busy
with their cocksure announce
ments upon the subject. They
with dramatic ostentation from;
an upstairs window to a chum;
on the ground, his folks just
An Old Trick of KingXraft
awfully bad. So Frank Jest chawed
and chawed and I saved every tag
till we get enough and last year we
got the mechlne. Frank Is chawln'
out a clock now; but that won't take
him so long as the machine did."
After the Assay.
I understand you got several
wedding gifts.
"We did. At first I thought Id
have to hire a safe deposit vault, but
after going over the stuff we simply
stored em In a barrel In the cellar."
Proved Contention.
"Do you see that girl In the third
row of the chorus?
."Yes; why?"
"She promised her mother she'd
r.ever be an actress."
"Well?"
"She isn t" Philadelphia Public
Ledger, , ......
A Dangerous sign.
"Right In the midst of the advice
you were giving him you broke off
and hurried away."
"That's what I did."
"But he was listening deferentially
to all you had to say."
"You bet he was. I never had a
man listen to me that deferentially
that he didn't try to touch me for IS
before I got away." Houston Post.
) ' 1X-S1IOOTS.
11 unshoe fanaticism is usually the
most dangerous of all.
Ignorance la more apt to stimulate
argument than wisdom.
A faint heart seldom lands a fel
low In a breach of promise suit.
Push of the hoggish variety does
not always promote lasting popular
ity. It is easy to size up egotbm that
is not causing our own skulls to bulge.
.Oratory consists in making com
monplace thoughts seem like the mu
slnKs of a sage
When out on the busy highway It
is better to hold your head up
whether there Is anything In It or
not.
the knife of results, to be kept sharp,
must constantly be ground on the
ollstone of Industry.
The man with the loudest volce
dnesn't necessarily present the
"soundest" arguments.
Spring fever Is an aliment seldom,
contracted by a really busy man. He
han't time to discover the symptoms..
To some a vacation Is a necessary
rent. To others It Is merely a change
of venue In the courts of Idleness.
SLOGANS OF SUCCESS.
Life is very much like a garden, j
You have to plant to get a crop ana
want of attention begets weeds.
In carving out a successful career,
Elscd Risings Begin
A Mere Speck
Stop Them From Grow
ing Large and
Dangerous.
Nearly everyone who tiaes B. S. 8. for
the blood recalls a friend who went
through untold suffering as the result
of a mere pimple or amall blood rising.
A host of people did not realise, until
too late, what msy result from a slight
akin abrasion. But they recovered If
they used 8. 8. R. and in slmoat every
village asd hamlet, every croasroad and
away back off the road In aomeone who
will tell you how 8. 8. 8., the famous
blood purifier, restored his health.
It la a moat Interesting fart that this
remarkable vegetable medicine over
hauls the blood in a manner that ex
cites curious minds.
But it acts In accordance with ac
cepted physiological laws and yet its
effect is almost beyonrt comprehension
to those who pre wedied to such drugs
as mercury, calomel, arsenic. Iodide of
Sotash. copper and other baneful In
uenres which all the world bears
silent testimony to their destructive
tendencies.
8. 8. 8. Is indeed a nature's tribute
to what we need and It Is worthy of
note that In almost any drug store
throughout the country you will And
It regularly In stock. Oet a bottle to
day. And If you believe yours Is a
peculiar caae. write to the Medical
Hulft Bldg, Atlanta, da. Our word
I?.. 'J' h ..one ot Georgia's appre
ciated speclallata. retired from active
practice, but proud of his name and of
his recognised ability.
COSY
TWO REEL CIRCUS
TONIGHT
THE PHANTOM OF THE
HEARTH
Two part Kay-Bee feature
with the tragic story of life
with a circus.
Violet MacMilUn, Edward
Brennen, C. N. Nortenaon
and Fannie Midgley in the
cett.
See the balloon ascension,
circus parade, circus grounds
and the balloon caught in a
thunder storm and struck by
lightning.
IN THE MANSION OF
LONLINESS
A touching little drama of
mother love, featuring
Virginia Kirtley and Irving
Cummingt.
. "COMPETITION"
An American drama that is
refreshing and inspiring,
with an all star cast includ
ing Vivian Rich, Harry Von
Meter, David Lythgoe, Lou
ie Letter and Jack Richard
ton. "LITTLE BOBBY"
A Thanhauter drama with
Helen Badgley, the Than
hauser kidlet, also Harrit
Gordon and Ethel Cook be
ing featured.
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MUTUAL MOVIES
COMING
Two great Mutual Master
pictures next week.
"On the Night Stage."
"A Man and Hit Mate."
... rluin!u ti;,-in ,.r.,i a pretended iney naan I seen (From the San Francisco Examiner.)
iinti Vvrmnn in tWan'thini?' eTHnned and let himj ' ''. Russia was at the
anti-German sentiment in this . f. " f-t ra. . nn in! threshold of domestic disturbance
Country Ana It WOUld not DC f, . t . : , . iand probable revolution which would
amiss if they should be inform-! . s.enou8 business of making; baV), overthrown the ruling bureau-
fil thHt thp VP nil rt rptrarrt nr " a mtt" vu fcti,traw aim uie nuiuvrai;.
. . . . .... U I i T ft oil m rr V f m n vhA rtf I
the Mebraskan will be made up T 6 "6:,v
in this country, not in Ixjndon.!"??1 a few tim,e' l ,8ome
. i of his arrogant self-sufficiency,
A STRICTLY BUSINESS AF-1 and Jut possibly gain a keener j forced service.
In the same month social democracy
under the efficient leadership of Jean
Jauares, was dangerously near to
abolishing French militarism and
w
f FAIR j appreciation of dad's ability as
I a provider and of mother's
ILLIAM BARNES of New. skill in cooking; but he'd get
York is now attending a-by, and come back home when
constitutional conven
tion in his state and has intro
duced a resolution for a consti
tutional provision intended, so
he'd had enough of it, dirty,
sunburned, ragged and full of
amazing reminiscenses, but
perfectly satisfied with the
he says, to be a "complete de-ihome way of managing things.
e re not so surt the old
waywasn't the better way. We
suspect our boys are being too
finition by the constitution con
cerning the powers of the leg
islature in matters that are so-
liulistic
At the same time social democracy
In Germany was showing an amaz
ing strength and a more amazing
growth which bade fair to overthrow
German agrarianlsm and the military
caate.
And In the same month the British
government was face to face with Im
minent civil war In Ireland the Ul
ster men In arms and threatening In
stant war If home rule were enforced
and the nationals under arms and
ready to assault the I'lster men If
they refused to submit to home rule.
With the governments and arlsto-
jmuch sheltered and pampered; craclea of Great Britain, France and
Russia face to face with militant de
mocracy, with revolution and with
civil war, what easier solution of the:
ruling classes' difficulties could there
be than setting Ulsterltes and Nation
alists In Ireland and revolutionists in
Russia and social democrats in Ger
many and France to killing one an
other by wholesale?
Anyone who wishes to believe that
the rulers and diplomats of Europe
sent their people to war over the as
sassination of a princeling or the vi
olation of a treaty of neutrality or
to abolish militarism or for any al-!
trulftlc or sentimental reason is, of
course, entiled to his belief.
This is a free country, and a man
can believe that the moon Is a ball
of cotton cheese if he chooses to be
lieve so. fitlll the moon will remain
a globe of inert matter and the caus-i
es of this war will remain far morej
profound causes than the killing of
an archduke or the high-handed In-j
vaslon of a weak state by a powerful
neighbor. J
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